EPTDumbest Thing You've Stolen - Page 6
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Mastermind
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FuDDx
United States5015 Posts
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Katsuge
Singapore7730 Posts
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Warrior Madness
Canada3791 Posts
That, and a yearbook. I lost my grade 10 highschool yearbook so I decided to callously steal it from a good friend one day. Me and him would play basketball together, we'd talk about the meaning of life and we'd have the best times together. One thing I remember hanging out with him was just how much we both laughed. He was quite popular too. He was one of those rare breeds who could pass himself off as hard and tough with the gangsters of the school, cool and athletic to most other people, and someone who would even hang out with the chodes sometimes. Yeah..... But you see I lied. I wasn't cool enough to go visit a good friend's house and non chalantly steal his fucking yearbook cause I was stupid enough to lose my own and then act all innocent and deny that I stole it and then bring up all sorts of shit about you I've been harboring all this time. mother fucker. You were like a brother to me. FUUUUUUUUUUU | ||
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ghermination
United States2851 Posts
How i went about this was simple, i just went into the store and loaded two bags full of my "loot". Then i bought a shit ton of other groceries.(Grapefruit juice, Diphenhydramine tablets, Tagamet, and some other random stuff) I grabbed the two bags (which i had stashed in the bathroom, and were later grabbed by my accomplice) from a bench where he had stashed them outside of the store. That night i had my first 4th plateau trip. | ||
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R0YAL
United States1768 Posts
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Gann1
United States1575 Posts
On January 16 2010 11:03 meeple wrote: pens... banks, restaurants, whenever someone puts a pen in my hand, usually to sign something. There's a really good chance its not coming back unless they actually ask for it. I've stolen thousands of pens like this. this. I don't even do it on purpose, just pocket the pen instinctively | ||
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Necosarius
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Lexpar
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As a 6 year old. It seemed daring and exciting at the time, but i was horrified once we got home that my parents would find out. I ended up hiding the gum (unopened) at the bottom of a closet where I thought it would never be found. Throwing it away would have been too logical :p | ||
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CyuntiyuL
Canada1740 Posts
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nayumi
Australia6499 Posts
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Zelniq
United States7166 Posts
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wurm
Philippines2296 Posts
More recently, Starbucks tumblers. I still get the urge to shoplift, seeing how almost every store is really lax in security. | ||
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Tekin
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vRoOk
United States1024 Posts
On January 16 2010 09:59 lilsusie wrote: Hahaha I have a feeling the REAL sticky fingers aren't posting in this thread. ^^ Over 50 packs of Yu-Gi-Oh cards from my local Target when I was 11. I remeber getting Red Eyes Black Dragon, 3 pieces of Exodia, and Joey's Time-Turner guy All i wanted was Buster Blader.. which I could have bought for $30 Got caught with 17 packs my person on Febuary 13th, 2002.. parents paid $700+ and whooped my ass.. Went to a special session for shoplifters i was the worst shoplifter there by far.. instant respect Note: Didn't get anything from my parents for valentines day the next day : / | ||
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Card5harko6
United States90 Posts
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Probe.
United States877 Posts
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LF9
United States537 Posts
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SiDX
New Zealand1975 Posts
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