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SoL[9]
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Portugal1370 Posts
January 15 2010 23:27 GMT
#41
2 T-shirts from a contest was stupid because i didnt even like them
I Can Fly...
chaoser
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States5541 Posts
January 15 2010 23:27 GMT
#42
They use to sell box set starcraft sets at costco. I use to open up the boxes, copy down the cd keys and sell the keys to people at school for profit $$$.
Haven't you heard? I'm not an ex-progamer. I'm not a poker player. I'm not an admin of the site. I'm mother fucking Rekrul.
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
January 15 2010 23:30 GMT
#43
On January 16 2010 07:46 mombob wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 16 2010 07:09 motbob wrote:
money from my mom's purse

just kidding mom

:@ !


5/5 for effort!!!
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
Xxio
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada5565 Posts
January 15 2010 23:33 GMT
#44
a can of bug spray to kill the mosquitoes while walking home
KTY
Mykill
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Canada3402 Posts
January 15 2010 23:34 GMT
#45
i feel like im stealing everytime i buy food from the Caf. this lady gives me 8 quarters as change when i give her $3 for something thats $2.50.
[~~The Impossible Leads To Invention~~] CJ Entusman #52 The problem with internet quotations is that they are hard to verify -Abraham Lincoln c.1863
Faronel
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States658 Posts
January 15 2010 23:35 GMT
#46
I found an iPod nano on the floor of a locker room, and kept it.
C'est la vie...
Lucid90
Profile Joined September 2008
Canada340 Posts
January 15 2010 23:35 GMT
#47
The most I've ever stolen was bubblegum when I was 6. Also I accidentally stole textbooks from my junior highschool and highschool. Accidentally because when I found out I still hadn't returned the textbooks after the terms ended, I just decided to keep them.

Oh, and literally ten's of thousands of dollars of stuff I downloaded over the internet via torrents.
My sc2 account: http://www.sc2ranks.com/us/1296221/LuciD
Stratos.FEAR
Profile Joined June 2009
Canada706 Posts
January 15 2010 23:37 GMT
#48
On January 16 2010 07:36 EAGER-beaver wrote:
I've stolen a lot of seemingly random 1's and 0's


as have i!
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
January 15 2010 23:37 GMT
#49
Swat3 or 4 from Best Buy. I forgot which one was the shitty one, it wasnt even worth stealing.
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
m4gdelen4
Profile Joined October 2008
United States416 Posts
January 15 2010 23:41 GMT
#50
yugioh cards. twice from the same person.
then magic cards. twice from the same store.
it does to blue what blue does to you
Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
January 15 2010 23:41 GMT
#51
I stole a fucking house-number from a department store when I was 5 because it was shiny.
deconduo
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Ireland4122 Posts
January 15 2010 23:41 GMT
#52
Every time I go to a new club I take a shot glass and a pint glass for my collection. Kind of a tradition. Apart from that nothing really.
sixghost
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States2096 Posts
January 15 2010 23:43 GMT
#53
On January 16 2010 07:59 Chill wrote:
I actually don't think I've ever stolen anything. The closest is when I paid $40 for a $24 game of miniputt and got $36 change and got the fuck out of there.

to be fair, they were robbing you in the first place.
mG.sixghost @ iCCup || One ling, two ling, three ling, four... Camp four gas, then ultra-whore . -Saracen
kyzers0ze
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Singapore1073 Posts
January 15 2010 23:43 GMT
#54
i stole pokemon cards >_< too except they were thoes common ones
8==========))
Monokeros
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States2493 Posts
January 15 2010 23:45 GMT
#55
On January 16 2010 07:08 redtooth wrote:
holographic pokemon cards when i was younger.


friend stole my holographic venasaur and said his dog ate he, he magically had one a few days later. I just decided my friendship with him was worth more than one card, apperntly he didnt agree

*sigh* elementary school days
Keep the Dream Alive twitch.tv/monokerros
rANDY
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United Kingdom748 Posts
January 15 2010 23:46 GMT
#56
a zerg's main gas when he 12 hatched at expo
Pawsom
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States928 Posts
January 15 2010 23:48 GMT
#57
+ Show Spoiler +
On January 16 2010 08:11 StuDToSs wrote:
Back in grade 5, I stole a guy's mirror force for yugioh cuz he kicked me hard in the groin and ran like a little pussy. He saw me put it in my stash, went to the teacher and accused me of mugging him. The teacher believed him cuz I had a bad history with my her so I got in trouble.

BUT HERE'S THE TWIST:

The guy subsequently jacked my stash of yugioh cards and when I told the teacher she didn't FUCKIN believe me. It felt like shit being outsmarted, but it didn't matter cuz I beat the shit outta him later that day.




Mirror force was so broken lol
Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
January 15 2010 23:48 GMT
#58
On January 16 2010 08:45 Monokeros wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 16 2010 07:08 redtooth wrote:
holographic pokemon cards when i was younger.


friend stole my holographic venasaur and said his dog ate he, he magically had one a few days later. I just decided my friendship with him was worth more than one card, apperntly he didnt agree

*sigh* elementary school days

But Venusaur was the coolest pokemon.
Foucault
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden2826 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-15 23:50:43
January 15 2010 23:49 GMT
#59
I stole a yankee bar when I was younger.

Shit was easy, I just put it in my shoe and walked out of the store. However the chocolate bar was gross and had melted when I picked it up after walking a couple of hundred meters.

Moral of the story? I have no idea.
I know that deep inside of you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop bro. //////////////////// AKA JensOfSweden // Lee Yoon Yeol forever.
omfghi2u2
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States831 Posts
January 15 2010 23:50 GMT
#60
I steal a pack of cards from walmart every time.
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