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zergnewb
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States816 Posts
January 15 2010 22:39 GMT
#21
I stole a glue stick from one of my classes this year. Pretty bad ass huh?
Welcome to the Durst-Zone
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
January 15 2010 22:39 GMT
#22
On January 16 2010 07:23 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
i dont think ever stolen anything besides downloading stuff from the internet

kiykiy
Profile Joined July 2009
233 Posts
January 15 2010 22:40 GMT
#23
Textbooks. Back in highschool, one set for my locker and another set at home. That way, I don't have to carry them around. Should really take them back...
lalala
chobopeon
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States7342 Posts
January 15 2010 22:42 GMT
#24
i stole a giant jug of sunny d. i drank a sip outside, realized it tasted like shit, and threw it out. man sunny d sucks.
:O
chobopeon
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States7342 Posts
January 15 2010 22:43 GMT
#25
On January 16 2010 07:13 Kuja900 wrote:
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On January 16 2010 07:08 redtooth wrote:
holographic pokemon cards when i was younger.


OMFG someone stole my Charzard card back when i was seven .


those things were CUT THROAT. in junior high, i didnt play but i bought and sold them to make money - i never stole any but i know that sort of thing did go on.
:O
UFO
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
582 Posts
January 15 2010 22:45 GMT
#26
Ah and I stole some books from the library as I never managed to actually convince myself to return them any sooner than tommorow which lasted since I took those books t.t
wooozy
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
3813 Posts
January 15 2010 22:46 GMT
#27
A Christina Aguilera CD when I was like ten or so. ^_^
mombob
Profile Joined January 2010
United States1 Post
January 15 2010 22:46 GMT
#28
On January 16 2010 07:09 motbob wrote:
money from my mom's purse

just kidding mom

:@ !
motbob is my little angel
Naib
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Hungary4904 Posts
January 15 2010 22:49 GMT
#29
I accidentally stole chewing gum once 'cause I subconsciously put it in my pockets and walked out (after paying for the other stuff I bought there). I realized halfway back to the dorm and was like "woah...oops".

I think I ate candies a few times without paying, that'd be all.
Complete the cycle!
Guilty
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada812 Posts
January 15 2010 22:51 GMT
#30
On January 16 2010 07:46 mombob wrote:
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On January 16 2010 07:09 motbob wrote:
money from my mom's purse

just kidding mom

:@ !


LOL
"How hard could it be?" -J. Clarkson
I_Love_Bacon
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5765 Posts
January 15 2010 22:54 GMT
#31
On January 16 2010 07:43 choboPEon wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 16 2010 07:13 Kuja900 wrote:
On January 16 2010 07:08 redtooth wrote:
holographic pokemon cards when i was younger.


OMFG someone stole my Charzard card back when i was seven .


those things were CUT THROAT. in junior high, i didnt play but i bought and sold them to make money - i never stole any but i know that sort of thing did go on.


I distinctly remember at the card shop I went to (when I was younger I played Magic, not Pokemon). The store owner had been told about some kids who stole a few cards from another shop and to keep an eye out. The kid tried to pawn them off to him and he called the cops. When the kid came back he saw the cops and booked it across the street. He tripped on the curb and smashed his face.

It was glorious.
" i havent been playin sc2 but i woke up w/ a boner and i really had to pee... and my crisis management and micro was really something to behold. it inspired me to play some games today" -Liquid'Tyler
StripedBlueCrow
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States506 Posts
January 15 2010 22:56 GMT
#32
First post in a long time, but I remember my sister and I use to switch out the large eggs for extra large eggs. We would do this for about 3-4 eggs and purchase the dozen large eggs at a discounted cost compared to the dozen extra large eggs.
Ransom notes keep falling out your mouth.
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary26003 Posts
January 15 2010 22:59 GMT
#33
I actually don't think I've ever stolen anything. The closest is when I paid $40 for a $24 game of miniputt and got $36 change and got the fuck out of there.
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Pawsom
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States928 Posts
January 15 2010 23:07 GMT
#34
Can't really say I've stolen anything. Friends do all the time though.
Probe.
Profile Joined May 2009
United States877 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-15 23:09:13
January 15 2010 23:09 GMT
#35
The wrong size pair of pants.
meow
wussleeQ
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States3130 Posts
January 15 2010 23:11 GMT
#36
The dumbest thing someone else stole from me was my heart. :[.

My friend did once give me a 5 dollar foot long subway sandwich for $1 +tax. Other than that, I've been too much of a goodie goodie to steal stuff.
BW -> League -> CSGO
StuDToSs
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
116 Posts
January 15 2010 23:11 GMT
#37
Back in grade 5, I stole a guy's mirror force for yugioh cuz he kicked me hard in the groin and ran like a little pussy. He saw me put it in my stash, went to the teacher and accused me of mugging him. The teacher believed him cuz I had a bad history with my her so I got in trouble.

BUT HERE'S THE TWIST:

The guy subsequently jacked my stash of yugioh cards and when I told the teacher she didn't FUCKIN believe me. It felt like shit being outsmarted, but it didn't matter cuz I beat the shit outta him later that day.

Pure.Freedom
Profile Joined January 2010
United States114 Posts
January 15 2010 23:12 GMT
#38
On January 16 2010 07:46 mombob wrote:
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On January 16 2010 07:09 motbob wrote:
money from my mom's purse

just kidding mom

:@ !


Props
What you need to do is be thankful for the life you got, you know what im sayin? ... stop lookin at what you ain't got ... start bein thankful for what you do got.
t_co
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States702 Posts
January 15 2010 23:14 GMT
#39
I stole balloons from a clown and then he scourged me.
"Look, don't congratulate us when we buy a company, congratulate us when we sell it. Because any fool can overpay and buy a company, so long as there is money to buy it." --Henry Kravis
selboN
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2523 Posts
January 15 2010 23:14 GMT
#40
On January 16 2010 07:46 mombob wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 16 2010 07:09 motbob wrote:
money from my mom's purse

just kidding mom

:@ !

win!
"That's what happens when you're using a mouse made out of glass!" -Tasteless (Referring to ZergBong)
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