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4mgg
Finland373 Posts
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chrisolo
Germany2610 Posts
Maybe re-work the kick system with a 4-stack. Disable automatically voting No when someone is voting to kick you off and then only kick the fifth player when the vote is 4 yes 0 no (afk players) or 5 yes 0 no (when someone needs to leave or something). And hence do not kick him at a 4 yes 1 no. This would enable the random players to troll though, but how much trolling can you do, when you can "only" team-kill 2 mates in the game and X amount of damage. Could be a debate-able feature in my opinion. I have to admit I also did this once too  But in my defense, this guy was flaming the opposing side sooo frickin' much and was so proud we carried him to a win. He didnt deserve anything less than a kick at 15-5 (4 people alive vs 1 opponent). Afaik he does get the win anyways, so he only lost some seconds of the game in the end. And I have to admit it was funny as hell. So I can relate to why there is so much abuse of this 4 man stack vote shit and therefore there needs to be a change.. | ||
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Clonester
Germany2808 Posts
You hear 8 rounds nothing from the team and then the "Noo infooo!!! retard!!!!". But I like 4 stacks. Usually they work better togeather then full random teams and I can just play sentry or entryfragger without carrying too much. And when they kick me, I either get the win or I spared some time. The worst thing for me is the 2 Stack, who only speak ingame in their local language on the EU Servers. You cant voice_0, because you want to talk with the other 2s and if you mute the 2 Stack, you may miss important information. Or not. And you cant give them any info anymore. | ||
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chrisolo
Germany2610 Posts
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waffelz
Germany711 Posts
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Yrr
Germany804 Posts
Since most of them are stupid and didnt want to swap weapons I had to do most of them with usp's people dropped at the start. Finally at 12/15 kills I realized my M4A4 counts as well... edit: reddit says all your vanilla skins work. | ||
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Stancel
Singapore15360 Posts
mms so FUCKING FUN AHAHAHAHAHA | ||
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waffelz
Germany711 Posts
Best moment of that game: He probably calls a strat at the end of warmup onto which a short moment of silence followed that carried over to the start of the game. Here we stand at mirage spawn, all looking kind of confused at each other. Finally, a voice comes along in perfect English: “I live in England since 2001 but I couldn’t understand a single thing what you said mate” followed by a “Same here, and I am English myself”. It was so cute how he tried to communicate with us in the first rounds and we were all like “yep… a few of those words sound familiar”. Shoutout to the Scottish GE that now is in my friends list. This was one of my most enjoyable games in a long time. Apparently he is from Glasgow, how the fuck you survive in a proper city if an English person can’t understand you? Is Scotland really that much different? Like we have some people that can’t speak anything but their weird dialect, but those usually live in villages. Scottish must be the absolute least attractive accent for a women btw  | ||
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Clonester
Germany2808 Posts
When there is a guy, who has 4,3:1 KD ratio and 55% headshot quote and also 273% ratio of won games.... then fucking ban him valve, he is not legit. | ||
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Dangermousecatdog
United Kingdom7084 Posts
On March 11 2016 18:51 waffelz wrote: Not really a QQ since it was somewhat amazing, but I just had a game where one guy must had the thickest Scottish accent ever. Usually I understand English pretty well, even weird dialects and accents as long as it is somewhat understandable, but this doesn’t even sounded remotely like English at times. It was hilarious because he was actually (trying) to call legit strats with his gf/wife/whatever translating at one point. Before that he tried to be more understandable by speaking slower… hilarious. Around halftime we got to a point where we got used to his translator but then she had to leave apparently and he also started to chug down some energy drink that must be demon blood because shortly after he was so fucking pumped... weird satanic shouts and calls went on onto the end of that game. Textchat worked well, but only if he was dead/not to pumped. Best moment of that game: He probably calls a strat at the end of warmup onto which a short moment of silence followed that carried over to the start of the game. Here we stand at mirage spawn, all looking kind of confused at each other. Finally, a voice comes along in perfect English: “I live in England since 2001 but I couldn’t understand a single thing what you said mate” followed by a “Same here, and I am English myself”. It was so cute how he tried to communicate with us in the first rounds and we were all like “yep… a few of those words sound familiar”. Shoutout to the Scottish GE that now is in my friends list. This was one of my most enjoyable games in a long time. Apparently he is from Glasgow, how the fuck you survive in a proper city if an English person can’t understand you? Is Scotland really that much different? Like we have some people that can’t speak anything but their weird dialect, but those usually live in villages. Scottish must be the absolute least attractive accent for a women btw He was probably speaking Scots. It's linguistically similar enough to English to be confusing. | ||
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NihiLStarcraft
Denmark1413 Posts
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Clonester
Germany2808 Posts
On March 12 2016 06:05 NihiLStarcraft wrote: So we're all forced to use the stupid Steam authenticator app now to use the marketplace at all? WTF. I just want to sell a 30 cent Wildfire case ffs. First I get a verification email then the listing's on hold for 15 days because I don't use the goddamn app. My phone is borked atm and I can't use the stupid app!! Same for me. I dont want the app on my phone, just for the sake of not wanting it. Now I cannot sell ~1$ and lower skins anymore. 15 days hold till it is listed, the prize changes, either you get too less or you cannot sell it. For me, I just give all my uslessdrops a friend, he likes to gamble with 1 cent skins and as over 1000 cases in his inventory as "investment". He is happy with em. | ||
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waffelz
Germany711 Posts
On March 12 2016 06:05 NihiLStarcraft wrote: So we're all forced to use the stupid Steam authenticator app now to use the marketplace at all? WTF. I just want to sell a 30 cent Wildfire case ffs. First I get a verification email then the listing's on hold for 15 days because I don't use the goddamn app. My phone is borked atm and I can't use the stupid app!! Hate that shit too... I don’t even own a goddamn smartphone. I assume they want to push something on mobiles? Thought the e-mail verification should be enough as long as you are not retared… On March 12 2016 05:54 Dangermousecatdog wrote: He was probably speaking Scots. It's linguistically similar enough to English to be confusing. But are there actually people who just speak Scots? Because I am sure he wasn't trolling with this girl "translating" for him, him clearly trying to be understood and in the end mostly typing as soon as he died while we were bullying him a bit. | ||
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Excludos
Norway8260 Posts
On March 12 2016 06:05 NihiLStarcraft wrote: So we're all forced to use the stupid Steam authenticator app now to use the marketplace at all? WTF. I just want to sell a 30 cent Wildfire case ffs. First I get a verification email then the listing's on hold for 15 days because I don't use the goddamn app. My phone is borked atm and I can't use the stupid app!! You have to have whoever you're trading with added on your friends list to be able to trade without the mobile steam authenticator. There might even be a timeframe on top of that like 7 days but I'm not sure. So basically you can only trade "insecurely" with your friends now. To be fair though, it doesn't take many extra seconds to look at your phone and type in 6 digits to make the trade legit. The whole annoying aspect of it is to set it up properly to begin with. | ||
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Makro
France16890 Posts
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Yrr
Germany804 Posts
On March 12 2016 21:34 Makro wrote: i will start to think that cobblestone gathers the most toxic and retarded people you can met in this game I thought that's Dust2 ;-) | ||
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Makro
France16890 Posts
dust 2 is indeed unmatched, and by experience cobble is really not that far | ||
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cuppatea
United Kingdom1401 Posts
*cue all of the "I need to run around getting 40 kills per game against people 10 ranks below me because it's the only way I can play with friends" bullshit | ||
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Excludos
Norway8260 Posts
On March 12 2016 23:35 cuppatea wrote: Is there any reason to buy a 2nd account that doesn't directly relate to being a cunt? *cue all of the "I need to run around getting 40 kills per game against people 10 ranks below me because it's the only way I can play with friends" bullshit To play with your friends is correct. If your account is much higher in mmr, the game wont let you play with them unless you're a 5 stack. So this is very much a case of blame the system, not the player. | ||
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Yrr
Germany804 Posts
On March 12 2016 23:35 cuppatea wrote: Is there any reason to buy a 2nd account that doesn't directly relate to being a cunt? *cue all of the "I need to run around getting 40 kills per game against people 10 ranks below me because it's the only way I can play with friends" bullshit Yesterday evening my ping was terrible due to high load. Hitting precise shots was out of the question, so I picked the P90 all game long and went 30/19 even though we lost the game. With a rifle I probably would have been worse | ||
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