Who is "baller"? Well baller is probably the best poster on TeamLiquid.net. No one knows where he is from or how old he is, but evidence suggest he is the god of all major religions combined into one.
Starcraft and real life is a complicated matter to dwell in. Not many people on Team Liquid even understand what they're talking about most of the time. baller is the only one able to fully understand the mechanics of Starcraft. He decided to bring himself to bring himself to this Earth and onto TeamLiquid on Tuesday, 21st of March 2006. baller then simplified every thread he posted in with his analogies and graphs. But he doesn't post often because his divine powers might cause the website to explode.
Well this topic is a dedicated cult of baller Fan Club! Quote any epic thing baller said, and I will add it to the main post. I_Love_Bacon is an enemy of the club; he questioned baller's analogy.
On July 13 2010 11:24 Torenhire wrote: I'm about to make a baller fan club. Seriously.
I made it for you Torenhire.
baller's Response:
On July 17 2010 12:02 baller wrote: u r welcome teamliquid i love u. hello baller fan club. look at ur posts. now back to me. now back at ur posts. now back at me. sadly, ur posts aren't by me. but if u stopped using memes and started balling, u could post like me. look down. back up. where r u? ur on a forum as the fan of the user u could post like. what’s in ur hand? back at me. it’s a golden mouse with two tickets to blizzcon. look again. the tickets r now chat rooms. anything is possible when u post like baller.
baller's Life Story:
On July 17 2010 15:43 Sunyveil wrote: Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you...
One day, a (heterosexual) couple had sex. The woman had 8 orgasms.
Nine months later, a baby was born. It looked like a cool kid, so the man named him baller.
When he was in elementary school, baller was very popular. Everybody wanted to be him. He even had two Charizards.
baller was also popular in high school. He got a 2400 on the SAT and got into Harvard and Princeton. He also lost his virginity earlier than everybody his age. While taking the SAT, that is.
baller decided to attend both Princeton and Harvard at the same time, because he got full scholarships to both. Whenever girls (or homosexual guys) looked at him, they would get an orgasm.
Upon graduation, baller was offered a job by a rich guy to be cool. While you are at work, baller browses the internet while getting blowjobs from one of his many girlfriends. Sometimes, on lucky days, he finds a dime on the ground when looking outside his brand new red convertible, which his supermodel girlfriends sometimes sit in.
baller spends his days making stupid people feel stupid on teamliquid, drawing graphs, and having more facebook friends than you.
baller's guide to getting a girlfriend 1. dont have a girlfriend, its not ur fault its always the girls 2. brother has 2 girlfriends, gives u one 3. take credit 4. write guide on TL
On September 16 2010 09:59 baller wrote: now i have thought of a new unit that blizzard will probably steal 4 heart of the swarm expansion but i dont mind if they call it "baller rank" when it reaches 10+ kills
it is called... drumrolll... the hydraroach
Sentient drew dis unit
now u may be asking baller how does this unit work? well i will tell u my friends. u may think is this just a hydra? no it is not. it is a hydra, sort of. but this hydra is riding on the back of a roach.
but baller, if its not a hydra and its not a roach how does it work? i will explain.
HYDRAROACH FAQ
wat is the cost and supply of the hydraroach? hydraroach costs 4 supply and costs 175/75, u may say how did u think of this cost and supply well u might notice this is the exact cost and supply of a hydra+roach units 2gether
how do i make the hydraroach? there r 2 ways 2 make the hydraroach
1. make it with 2 eggs, the hotkey is pressing H and R 2gether. make sure to time this correctly because u may accidentally make a hydra and a roach separately and that would be disaster
2. upgrade roach saddle. burrow a roach. move hydra on top of roach. unburrow roach and boom u have a hydraroach. this actually works with any zerg unit, but u need 4 roaches + saddle upgrade 2 carry an ultralisk.
how does a hydraroach move? a hydraroach moves as fast as a roach. if u have roach speed, it moves as fast as a roach with speed.
wat about high ground? can other units see the hydra part of my hydraroach? the hydra part of the hydraroach is just like on high ground so ur enemies can't see it. but they can kill the roach and the hydra drops to the ground, taking 40 damage from his fall and is stunned 4 five seconds. u may upgrade hydra parachute and this won't happen.
can my hydraroach walk over cliffs? the roach part cannot but hydra has ability called "dismount" and if u use it near a cliff hydra can walk off roach onto cliff.
can vikings and turrets hit my hydraroach? yes. they can hit the hydra part of ur hydraroach. but a unit that only hits ground can only hit the roach part.
how does a hydraroach attack? hydraroach has 2 attacks, 1 from the hydra and 1 from the roach.
how does burrowing work? this seems complicated... dont worry baller will explain 4 u.
to burrow u must press burrow twice, once to burrow the roach and then to burrow the hydra. to unburrow u need to press it twice as well.
this is good 4 tactix bc u can burrow only the roach and then hellions come and r like "yoyo lets kill this fool hydra!" but u just unburrow and boom u have a roach and the hellions r like oh shit wtf where did that roach come from??
how much space does a hydraroach take in an overlord? this is the great thing about the hydraroach -- overlord can load just the hydra part, the roach just hangs out the bottom. so u can fit 4 into an overlord.
does a hydraroach have any counter? no. the only counter to a hydraroach is to have more hydraroaches. but thors do good vs hydraroach bc it can kill hydra from long range using air attack then attack the roach.
if u have any tips or tricks or want 2 pre-add hydraroach to liquipedia, plz do so but credit me as the creator of this new unit thx
On July 13 2010 10:33 baller wrote: ur wrong, good analogies like mine help every1 understand better. imagine ur a guy who lost his legs in a war. and ur brother was in a horrible mugging gone wrong. and the government contacts u about a special project he was working in -- ur bro was a phd of behavioral science and was also an astronaut who was going 2 be sent to another planet to interpret with the natives there bc the planet has a lot of useful raw materials. the government has been working on these special suits called avatars which are dna of the natives, called the omaticaya ppl, and that of a human. they ask if u would be willing 2 help them since ur mind and ur bros mind r the same. imagine u accept this offer, and travel several years to a lush wonderful planet. ur conscripted by the marine leader who says he'll get u ur legs back if u spy on the natives instead of just do sciency stuff that ripley wants u to do. but it gets complicated when u fall in love and realize that u might be fighting for the wrong side. but u fuck up and blue cats think u betrayed them and ur only hope is to become turok makto, who united all the tribes. without that great analogy u would have never understand how to defeat the evil humans. do u see now why good analogies r necessary? thx.
On July 13 2010 10:05 baller wrote: dude r u really complaining that someone deleted ur blatant advertising from their channel, wtf?
imagine theres this giant carnival and one of the most popular booths at the carnival was a guy lets call him Hal Husky was really good at painting widgets. mad people watched this dude paint widgets man he was popular at it. then some guy named Mikey Ranter walks in front of him and goes yoyo check out my booth, i paint widgets too. and Mikey Ranter would run to all the popular widget painting booths like Ken Klazart and Sir Diggity and Chris Cholera started doing this. and then when Hal is like dude, i don't appreciate u blatantly advertising ur widget painting stand in front of my widget painting stand, Mikey gets really pissed and freaks out.
ok all of u right now r probably like baller wtf r u talking about? well imagine the "carnival" is "starcraft 2" and "painting widgets" is "commentating" and "widget painting stand" is "youtube channel" and "widget painting stand watchers" are "youtube subscribers" and "Hal Husky" is "Husky" and "Mikey Ranter" is "LittleMikeStarCraft."
do u see now? "oh shit baller that makes so much sense" u say? ur welcome.
On July 13 2010 09:26 baller wrote: DO NOT call child services. that will not make ur life any better, it will just ruin ur life, ur sisters life, and ur mothers life.
here is the only viable, real world solution. first enroll ur sister in some sort of self defense class. then train her in basic weapons, hand 2 hand first, then projectile/ranged. once she has the basics down, u can see if she has the right mentality. get her used to taking punches, dodging attacks, etc. if she is 2 scared, maybe take her on vacation to tailand or a buddist temple or smth, use ur creativity. do this on ur holiday breaks and summer vacation. ur first priority should still be studying university, but a close second is the training of ur 10yo sister. after a few years of this, she should be ready. she is now hit girl, like from the movie kick ass. if ur dad tries touching her she can unleash the beast and be like "u wanna play 2 dad?? u cunt" and kick the shit out of him. this is the only solution that will work imo.
i will make an analogy that may help u understand better
lets say theres a real life party. if ur like wuh?? a party is where people assemble to drink and talk with each other. ok so ur going to a party, and it is hosted by steve liquid and his friends. steve liquid has a lot of friends. lets say one of the kids going is named Xero. the party runs out of beer, and Xero says hes goin out to get some beer. but he doesn't actually get any beer. he lied. he lied to the party. so steve liquid says, get out, we dont want liars at our party. then someone named malcom grif says, totally unfair, theres no rule at the party saying u cant lie about mass deception.
now, imagine urself as malcom grif, and "Xero" as dream)xero, and "steve liquid's party" as team liquid forums. do u see now? "oh shit baller that makes so much sense" u say? ur welcome.
i like HDH best but i dont think its wrong 4 ppl to criticise them. its not every day u can make $$$ from commentating about games u love.
AlexWilhelm ur just making HDH fans look bad by being so defensive and offended. HDH r big boys who r professionals and r used to mad haters hatin' 24/7. lots of ppl saying stuff in here probably helps them, and if its just some hater, they can /ignore. theres no need to get all mad and whiny, that just makes HDH look bad imo.
imagine there is a world where there r 2 really awesome warriors, and as some of the village ppl r always like, "u guys suck!!" and the warriors just laugh and shrug their shoulders and walk on bc they kno they r good at warrioring. then one day one of the warriors fans posts a thread on a message board that deals primarily with warriorship, and some of the village ppl r like "u guys suck!" and then the warrior fan gets really mad and insults all the villagers. remember, many of the villagers like the warriors and even subscribe to their warrior channel. only some of the villagers were saying "u guys suck."
ok all of u right now r probably like baller wtf r u talking about? well imagine the "warriors" are HDH and "warrior fan" is "AlexWilhelm" and "warriorship channel" is "youtube channel" and "warrioring" is commentating and "villagers" r TL users and "warrior message board" is TL.net forums and the "world" is earth.
do u see now? "oh shit baller that makes so much sense" u say? ur welcome.
i think there is a problem with their partnership between HD and Husky. they have basically the same number of subscribers and same number of views but they do not share the same amount of name space.
as the graph shows, HD commands a dominant 66% of HDH name and is placed first. also, HD is actually his name while H is not Husky's name. if some1 asked u "have u heard of HD" then ppl will surely be like "oh i kno HD" but if someone asked u "do u kno H?" ppl will be like "who the fuck is H?"
its like if my name was Bo and ur name was Jason and we made our combined name BOJ. i think thats very unfair to Husky because his name is second and its not even his name, its just a letter.
therefore, i propose that HDH change their name to HDHU, or reduce their name to HH to make it fair
one time my cat ran away because i neglected it (forgot to feed it for a few days) and i didnt see him for so long and i was really sad, because even though i was a bad cat owner, i still loved him. i thought he died. i had a video recorded of him on my computer where he ran around the backyard and i'd watch it all the time. then after a few weeks i watched it less and less, until i forgot about him.
a few months later, i watched the video again for old times sake, and my cat wasn't in the video anymore. it was just a video of nothing, as if there was a cat there but he was edited out of the video. it was really strange. i shut off the video and turned off the lights and tried to go to sleep. that's when i heard the meowing. i thought it was sound from the video but when i shut off the video i heard it over and over. so i turned on the lights and the meowing stopped.
i turned on my computer and played the video -- and my cat was back in it. except he wasn't running around the backyard anymore. he was just still, staring at the camera.
On July 23 2010 11:07 chaoser wrote: i don't understand the whole "ze" thing, can someone explain?
it means "the" in german
lets say u speak french and imagine the word in chinese for "the" is ze, now imagine instead of speaking french u speak english and instead of imagining chinese u imagine german
On August 04 2010 11:43 qzmpwxno wrote: OK so so start off...Academics. I'm a high school junior and will be a senior this fall. I failed AP English this year thanks to my stubborn teacher (who should retire BTW).
ur teacher is just jealous that he is stuck teaching while u will go onto better things. u can show him up by englishing the fuck out of the rest of ur life, dont commit suicide that is only playing into his hands.
I took the SAT and prepared my ass off for it, even though I only got a 1970 (I was distracted the whole time by a hot girl in the front row). In my freshman year I had hopes of going to an Ivy League, but now all my academic dreams have been crushed. I know I can still do good wherever I go and probably get a decent job at some point, but I'm not exactly optimistic.
wat is done is done man. SAT isnt that big a deal, 1970 is like B+ anyway. u should find that girl and then be like yo babbby wats up girl holla back!? and then bang her. thats he best way to get over bad SAT score.
Social Life. I'm basically a loner and have only a few select friends. One guy I thought was my friend turned out he was only using me so he could steal my TI84 calculator (he told me was going to "borrow" it for math class). Barely anyone knows me, no girls like me. I'm not exactly the prettiest, the funniest, the smartest, or the most athletic. Even though I can socialize when I'm with a pretty large group of friends that I'm comfortable with, one on one I'm a total sociophobe. I've never had a summer job or anything like that, in part because I'm painfully shy.
ok imagine urself banging that hot girl from above. now imagine madddd people watching. and ur talking to them. boom shyness cured ur welcome.
I'm scared of living in dorms because I'm easily persuaded and will probably end up drinking every night until I flunk out of school. Either that or end up flunking out from playing too much Starcraft 2 (just kidding, because if I told my parents about this awesome new game they would probably kick me out he house cuz they're so pissed at me...on top of that I'm pretty much broke).
ur scared ur going to get drunk with ur college friends every night? do u kno what college is? its easy as fuck. every1 does this and still gets As. u will be fine. unless u kill urself that is, then u'll never get to do this.
My Health. At 5'6'' and almost 200 pounds, I'm a little overweight (more like totally OBESE). My blood reports just came back from the doctor. Turns out I'm a borderline diabetic and my bad cholesterol is abnormally high. My dad says it's partly genetic but at the same time he wants me to get my fat ass off the couch, go play some basketball, ride my bike, and run on the treadmill everyday. Like that's gonna happen.
ur dad has no right to criticize bc he saddled u with all these genetic problems. however, he also loves u and cares 4 u and wants u to be better than the lardy fatass that u r. again, imagine that girl from above that u r banging. girls bang fat dudes all the time. look at that ron jeremy or that guy from knocked up. u can still get women. best plan is to find the wife of that stupid AP english teacher and bang her first before u move onto others.
The Paradox of Life. It has occurred to me that none of my happiness, and also none of my misery, means anything to anyone. People might pretend to take an interest in you, but in the end they're all in it for their own benefit. I know that people, even those I believe to be my sincere friends, will sell me out for their own gains. Usually people tell me that I'm really quiet and that having me around them makes them depressed. I feel like this life is just a freaking circle, no matter how hard I run I always end up where I started eventually. At this point I feel like I'd be better off being some poor starving kid in Somalia or something, at least then there would be a purpose to life. At this point I guess I'm just looking for reasons not to pull the trigger.
dont do it man. u have plenty 2 live for, ur so young b4 college. so many old dudes who banged so many women would trade places with u in a heartbeat. also u wont get to play sc3 or do all that cool avatar shit when that technology is invented.
i have the opposite problem. i try to make friends with girls, and i hear if u hang out with them long enough u can become their friends, but i always get fuckzoned so fast. does any1 have any tips, bc im seriously a noob at not fucking girls within a few days of meeting them. how do i avoid this fuckzone?
she has so much sex theres many babys. six to be exact. thats a lot of sex, over a 54 month time period. thats a ton of sex. way more than some japanese girl's one night stand.
like imagine someone is named "michael jordan" and someone else is named "michelle obama" but instead of "michelle" she was named "michael obama" but still a woman. also imagine that michael is a name that can be both boy and girl.
u sound really nervous in the video, try to act confident and charismatic even tho u might have trouble with that. calm down man its not like ur speaking to the president of the united states barack obama who was born in honolulu hawaii and graduated from columbia university and harvard law school. barack was a community organizer and practiced as a civil rights attorney in chicago b4 teaching constitutional law at chicago law school. he then went on to be a senator in the state senate and us senate and eventually ran successfully for president in 2008 against republican john mccain. since then he has signed economic stimulus packages, health care legislation, wall street reform, and an order to withdraw troops from iraq. he also won the nobel prize. but hes not watching this video so dont be nervous man.
On March 30 2010 02:56 baller wrote: i have no idea who sYz-Adrenaline is but if he makes a lot of birthday threads he is part of the problem. can we stop making birthday threads for every single person on the forum? u kno at some point TL.net will grow to have enough users to make 10 birthday threads a day. theres no need to do this and it just clutters the forum. maybe 4 staff or top players but not for every person.
i'll demonstrate. Eric Clapton was born today. should i make a "happy birthday Eric Clapton"? ok maybe u dont play guitar or listen to that type of music. u kno who else was born today? Vincent van Gogh. i guess u could argue sYz-Adrenaline deserves a thread more than Vincent fucking van Gogh, but his broad, gestural brush strokes and its impact on abstract expressionist painting is probably more worthy than a couple of birthday threads.
On January 31 2010 07:46 jalstar wrote: also why are these things not tested beforehand? feels weird to be a guinea pig
yah ur right, clearly it goes smth like dis:
at stream time, some guy goes into irc, any1 wanna obs? intrigue is like sure ill obs, then goes and dls obsing software, and then while hes doing that someone makes the video intro while someoen else sings the music, and then they ask w/e players r on iccup at the time 2 play, and ask whatever casters r on msn 2 cast, and this time tasteless and artosis were just hanging out at 5am, what luck. and the player video screens just happen 2 be the right order and maps and players, what luck. then someone is like o shit we need 2 stream dis, and they make stream work, conjure servers out of the atmosphere, and create a stream. then r1ch is like wouldnt it be cool to have an overlay, and while tasteless and artosis talk pregame, r1ch programs the overlay, and gives it to the obs nad he uses it and it works fine.
its amazing they can do all that right then without any testing, ur right they shouudl probably test at least some of it
On August 14 2010 01:25 kOre wrote: This might be off topic but I saw LID first and then zatic with the storm icon, is that a custom one or something that anyone can get as long as they meet the requirements?
they got the storm icon bc they drive cars worth a certain amount of $
On September 09 2010 13:10 baller wrote: so ur solution is to give joe 32nd finisher $10 so he can buy a burrito while the top 4 can't even quit their part time jobs to play sc2 fulltime? how does this help esports
lets say theres a big bus and ppl ride the bus and u must pay $50 to ride the bus and the riding the bus is really fun and the best bus rider gets $500 at the end of the bus ride. ppl ride the bus for free because its fun not because they might win $10 that won't change anything they will still ride the bus the same # of times. the only bus riders the bus ride winning money matters for r the pro bus riders who ride the bus for a living.
now imagine riding the bus is not riding the bus at all, but starcraft.
On September 09 2010 12:57 Musoeun wrote: So there's this guy at work. He was arrested some time ago on suspicion of things which - according to him - totally didn't happen and he can prove it. Obviously I have no access to whatever evidence there is or whatever the police had that led to him being considered a suspect, but from working with him I'd estimate it's about 98% sure he's telling the truth and is innocent.
However, this guy hadn't ever been in trouble with the police before, ended up working a plea bargain deal because he just wanted to get out of the system. Via the deal, he preemptively pled guilty and "got off" with a "small" fine and counseling.
Of course, the economy being what it is, he's had trouble finding work with this on his record, is now working to pay the fine - and because he's working, he's missed the counseling sessions and stuff while (from what he says) also getting behind on the fine payments. As it is now, he's got his court check-in date, currently not meeting the requirements of the deal, and if he doesn't get something worked out, he's likely going to jail.
so ur homie at work agreed to do counseling and pay a fine to not go to jail
and he didn't do the counseling, and didn't pay the fine
yah man legal system totally fucked up kill the president
On September 09 2010 12:57 baller wrote: a lot of ppl have anger problems dont worry
the key for not being mad is when something would make u angry, pretend that it is instead something that calms u down so that u r not angry. then when that thing that normally would make u angry happens, u dont get mad because ur getting calmer
On September 20 2010 12:22 kilgr20 wrote: Well there was talk about a tourny edition that blizzard would keep that had lan capability in it.
So that's what I was suggesting, so no reason to be yelling at me bout no lan. I fully realize there is no lan in SC2...
i dont think ur fully getting it
imagine broodwar with its bnet lan capabilities. now imagine a game that updates bw, with new units and battlenet and mbs and stuff, but imagine it without the lan.
On September 22 2010 11:41 SweetNJoshSauce wrote: Some of you guys prove my point that civilians don't know shit about the military.
Equality? Rights? haha, funny words. If you really want to know about the military lifestyle, join the Marine Corps and I guarantee you day one of boot camp you will find out about your "rights" and "equality" as a service member(you have none). So this whole, "equality in the military" thing is a null point.
As for gays joining the military, I really don't care as long as they stay out of the combat units. If anyone questions my view your either a civilian(so I don't care what you think, because your ignorant to the military life), or a super POG(person other than grunt) that soaks in AC all day in a fob in Iraq and fucks up everyone's pay. Try being crammed into a tent the size of an average living room with 14 other guys for months on end and go through the daily stress of war. Your already sleeping nut to butt with one another, can you imagine the guy behind you being gay?
As for the generals opinion, I could care less. First of all, there's only two types of senior brass that support this: 1) Super POG's 2) Careerists that only care about getting that next promotion and will roll on their back if Barack tells them to(this is a common way to get promoted throughout the military).
Its inevitably going to get repealed so its not that big of a deal. Its not surprising either. When you look at the current American military, its becoming very similar to our American society: Fat, nasty, weak, lenient, and lazy(combat units usually not included). Its just the trend of the times.
If you're one of the people in the military, then I'm worried. Gay people have every right to be in any part of the military, whether it is a combat role or not. If a person is willing to serve in the military, he/she should be allowed too. All your post has is an anecdote about how sleeping next to a gay man makes you or a hypothetical soldier uncomfortable and that you consider multiple groups of people's opinions to be invalid because they aren't in combat positions. Do you have any sort of logical argument why gay people shouldn't be in combat units?
Its the same reason they separate female barracks from male barracks. Or female showers from male showers. And why are you saying they have a "right"? Did you not read what I said? There are no rights in the military friend.
Gay guys are still guys. There is no need for any separation. Not sure where you are going with that comparison.
And I'm saying right because it is a right. A member of the American society should have the ability to serve in the military if they choose to. Once they get in the military they will have the same privileges as everyone else, straight or gay. They should be treated in the same way as everyone else of their position or rank. That's what I mean by right. They get to join any position, provided they do the work needed to earn that position just as a straight person would.
Lets use a little common sense here: Why does everyone separate male and female bathrooms? I'll give you a hint, its a sexual reason. Same goes for barracks. The same sexual reasoning applied here, is just being applied to gays(for obvious reasons)
i see u may have a problem with homos in the military. but imagine if they werent homo. they were just regular dudes like u or me that liked banging chicks. they wouldnt be so bad would they? now imagine these guys that like to bang chicks instead like to bang dudes. problem solved.
On September 25 2010 00:36 baller wrote: the only thing more annoying than ppl whining about balance is ppl whining about whining about balance. but baller, u ask, doesnt that make u the most annoying bc ur whining about some1 whining about ppl whining about balance?
On September 29 2010 21:52 baller wrote: ya man totally hilarious u should do stand up comedy ur so amazing telling that guy ur japanese when he thought u werent japanese and posting all ur PMs so everyone can marvel at how hilarious and witty ur comebacks were. this whole thing is like alien vs predator, no matter who wins, we lose
On September 30 2010 03:25 Kezzer wrote: Ok, so I have been in college for the past month or so(freshman), and I have been fooling around with girls at parties and such nothing serious. ... What should have I done? Is she into me or am I just full of shit? Should I go there on friday and try talking to her? I feel that might be a bit awkward though if i saw her just sitting there and started talking to her "hey... doing math hw? cool, cool... so you were staring at me 2 days ago, lets fuck"
so let me drop some summarization up in this thread
1. ur a straight hookin up with the honeys at parties
2. u can't figure out wat to say to some random chick u never met b4
3. u ask the internet if it knows if she's into u bc i mean, we can totally tell from ur 2 line description of how she looked at u from across the library
4. instead of talking to her u stress about it like a pussy even tho ur sure she was "eye fuckin" u
ok ok now every1 take a look at these 4 facts, 1 of them doesn't belong
if you've ever been to a college party you would know that you don't need to have any social skills at all to start hooking up with a girl... so either you've never been to a party or you try to seduce every girl you see over the deafening music. My trouble was going across the silent math lab and trying to strike up a conversation with her while she was doing hw without deliberately saying lets have sex.
so how many total "parties" have u been to and what is ur success rate at hooking up with these fly honeys at these "parties?" u should have no problem bringing the hard numbers and % bc ur such a math lab wizard
"Where ___ conditions are right, ___ liberal trade is not only about ___ prosperity and ___ greater freedom of ___ choice but also about ___ fairness. It's about ___ fairness which ensures that a concern for ___ welfare of all ___ citizens is set above ___ special interests. ___ P/profits of ___ liberalization must be distributed more equally, both within and between ___ countries. This is why ___ politics matter."
dont be fooled, this paragraph is actually about ZvT imbalance
Where balanced map conditions are right, zerg liberal trade is not only about zerg racial prosperity and the greater freedom of zerg unit choice but also about ZvT fairness. It's about ZvT fairness which ensures that a concern for the welfare of all zerg players / battle.net citizens is set above activision's special interests. SC2 wings of liberty profits of liberalization must be distributed more equally, both within and between races and countries. This is why ZvT politics matter.
On October 01 2010 05:45 Delerium wrote: oh ho, while I was away from my computer I pondered embellishing my post about the psychology of this blog entry, but I see someone has already fake-quoted and gotten warned for it! good thing I waited.
In all seriousness, I had made a remark to a starcraft-watching friend of mine about the music before, and he agreed that it was hypocritical. But really, the origin of that thought was a lot longer-standing than a recent conversation. As I said, many people besides myself presumed that that's what was going on, since e-sports is not a really profitable business- how could they afford to pay for all that music? Some of you may recall that the point of e-sports was to create cheap television programming. I had never seen discussion of it, so I wanted to post about it.
ya man totally SHOCKING that GSL and OGN can pay 4 the music. they pay millions for studio, broadcasters, prize money, camera crew, observers, makeup, artists, video producers, booths, computers, advertising, internet streams for millions of ppl, or to have their own TV channel. all of this is no problem, but like 10k for a few songs they play over and over, now that's just crazy yo, glad ur here 2 spot how weird that is. maybe u should call CNN right now.
On October 07 2010 09:20 babyswtz wrote: what do you mean by "+ value" for the prizes??
it means u dont get 200 bucks. u get something they think is worth 200 bucks. it could be a hard drive or some soda pop or even a 100 bill. anything is possible if u go to this LAN.
On October 06 2010 11:39 Entertaining wrote: u the same kid who tried to convince us FMP took skill?
nono he made a map that wuz 1/2 FMP and 1/2 low money
if its hard to understand, imagine taking something really stupid with no skill, hmm maybe like taking a dump, and then something with lots of skill, like brain surgery. if u combine taking a dump with brain surgery, that requires some skill. maybe even more skill than regular brain surgery.
On October 13 2010 11:13 baller wrote: imagine u r a girl. u have 2 pick 10 current starcraft2 top players to go on dates with. plz rank ur top 10 players u would date and describe how the dates would play out (and wat would happen at the end of the night).
On October 13 2010 11:17 baller wrote: yah man totally agree zerg needs a unit like high templar. throw in zerg marauder and colossus also that should really make it better. asking this dude about 1.2 is like asking a dog whether the patch that reduces cat legs from 4 to 3 is balanced.
On October 13 2010 16:36 iCCup.Diamond wrote: Anyone by any off chance coming from the Bethesda, MD area on Friday? I can't get a ride there and am trying to avoid spending a metric ass ton of $ on a cab that far. I can throw down on gas no problem.
On October 13 2010 16:03 baller wrote: pro means professional, i read about it on wikipedia. only pro knowledge ppl edit wikipedia, r u calling them liars?
On October 25 2010 13:12 baller wrote: 1. guy think he or his friend should win contest 2. make thread about "obviously superior" song, surely every1 agrees with me 3. wtf ppl like the winning song more??? http://www.teamliquid.net/userpoll/draw.php?poll_id=13459 4. argue like mad, every1 must be wrong bc... see #1
On October 25 2010 13:21 kOre wrote: I only took a few pictures and these were the ones that I took with FruitDealer and the fans at the TL meet.
Overall the entire event went amazingly but it was overwhelming even though I've come to these things for the past 3 years. Next year I'll be better planned and hopefully I can meet even more people.
It was amazing hanging out again with FragKrag and Kennigit and the others and meeting rek, zatic, honesttea, boes, etc was sicc too. Never knew I'd get to chill and chat with everyone.
All in all, the event was awesome, met a ton of new people and I hope to see more next year!
On October 20 2010 14:23 RebirthOfLeGenD wrote: I fucking hate anthropology taught my uptight feminist asshole who has a grudge against me because she suffers from penis envy and PMS.
imma drop some summarization up in this blog. u r struggling in a class that is a gpa fluffer for any student with a pulse and u believe ur bad grades r not because ur a bad student but because ur teacher envies ur penis and thus just gives bad grades 2 all males.
On October 19 2010 07:49 baller wrote: i think ur mistaken, it is a movie about italian fighter from philly who fights a black guy for 15 rounds and then wins the rematch and becomes the heavyweight champion of the world
this is wat u do to solve all ur lifes problems. u say all ur friends have better lives? here is how 2 succed like them. follow my instructions very carefully.
first, u put out a job posting on a popular job website like monster.com. make sure its super amazing job, liek 100k per year to massage boobies. rent out a convention center to do the interviews and dress in a suit and talk like some1 educated. when lots of ppl come, make sure to keep the resumes of those that look like u. take photos for records and then do a second round calling them back, but ask for their social security number for "background checks."
second, take the social security number and photo and get a social security card with it. u can tell the gov that you lost it and need a new 1, just keep being persistent and u'll get it. use the card to get a drivers license. use the drivers license to get a credit card. use the credit card 2 buy an international flight. use ur real credit card to buy another ticket for u. so now u have 2 tickets, 1 in ur name and 1 under the job interview guy whose cc u faked.
third, check into the airport under ur id and under his id. board the plane as him. then when ur on the plane, tell the stewardess u need to get off bc u left a very important bag in the waiting area. she will say no but u have to force it. make sure she lets u off. then go to the bathroom, shave off all ur hair, change ur clothes, then board the plane as urself (make sure to check in).
now the plane takes off with 2 ppl checked in, but when it lands only 1 person gets off. boom somewhere over the atlantic u have disappeared. the white house and fbi be like wtf howd u do that pizza guy?? (don't tell them baller told u how, but plz remember who helped u, i may need a favor 1 day).
On October 30 2010 04:16 baller wrote: dear koryanne,
do u have any advice for some1 who is having trouble approaching younger women? i find younger, innocent looking girls more attractive, but i dont rly kno how to approach them without seeming creepy. how do u start a conversation with these girls? i need help. i dont want to lie and pretend i like justin bieber or smth, that seems kind of dishonest.
On October 29 2010 22:42 ArbAttack wrote: My GF parties quite a bit as well, and from what I’ve heard (some confirmed cases) she has made out with quite a few guys I know at various parties/clubs/etc. Those are only the guys I know, I’m sure there are many more. Once when we were both drinking at a party, some guy glanced at her with a smirk on his face the whole time and when I talked to him he just had this smuggest expression on his face that I couldn’t stand; I asked my GF about it afterwards and she said it was nothing, but she’s always been a bad liar however I just let it go. Also, a mutual friend told me that the night where we met at a karaoke place, she was at a club before and made out with a random guy because “he was tall, Korean, really good looking and had abs of steel”. The norm in today’s society? Yes. Shallow? Absolutely.
Even more troubling to me, she’s only ever had 1 boyfriend before me – who dated her just for sex. Short, average-looking, academic failure of a guy who never introduced her to any of his friends, never did anything special for her, made her miserable, fucked her once/took her virginity and dumped her right afterwards all in 5 months’ time. Ever since I found out, I’ve had some very mixed feelings. On one hand, I feel so sorry for my GF because I love her and I’ve been showering her with attention and care, but on the other hand, I’ve also developed feelings of contempt and anger towards her which I cannot communicate. Every time that I’ve tried to bring up subjects of her past (casually, jokingly, seriously, understandingly, etc. you name it) she becomes very guarded and irritated.
i see only 1 solution for u. u must find this korean guy and this other boyfriend. and u must make out with them. then have ur friends tell her ur history with these dudes and u and ur gf will be even.
yah man u have a beautiful gf, the next time u kiss her just don't think about all the other dudes dongs shes put in her mouth. just don't think about all the dongs. ignore the other dudes dongs, don't think about the dongs of the other guys.
edit but srsly dont think about the dongs, its not worth it
You have massive confidence issues. You should probably fix them.
Mind telling me why? I know you're always super harsh on these blogs Chill because you want to feel as if you're a world-class psychologist diagnosing the problems of TLers in sharp one liners, but you're not always right. You always think you're right so if you can determine the confidence level of someone over 1 blog (or a few, I know you have nothing better to do but check the posting history of anonymous internet posters) then by all means, go and become a real fucking psychologist.
it is prty obvious, Chill is the korean guy she made out with
On October 28 2010 10:57 baller wrote: the best way 2 stop losing is 2 stop losing. and u do this by winning. like if u r really sad and upset from losing, all of ur anger and problems come from the losses. but instead, if ur winning, then u dont have 2 worry about these problems because when u win, u don't lose. and since u stop losing (bc ur winning), u don't get pissed anymore. ur welcome.
On November 04 2010 12:04 baller wrote: ur life sounds exactly like alicia keys's life, she started playing piano at 7 and she was valedictorian of her hs and dropped out of columbia university 2 be a musician and sold 12 million copies and won 5 grammy awards. oh and she never had the block creative problem u had. so ok maybe ur nothing like alicia keys.
On November 04 2010 11:58 baller wrote: there is only 1 way 2 solve this, u must take a picture of her naked body and photoshop ur face and a penis onto it
On November 13 2010 15:06 Hakker wrote: Now, this teacher was obviously someone that hated technology. He spends entire classes ranting about how computers are ruining our world and the internet and video games are turning our generation into potatoes. He refuses to use the projectors in class, he makes us list a minimum of 5 book sources and limits us to 1 internet source. He tells us how he goes home at night and listens to the radio, as he doesn't own a TV or computer.
so u knew he hated technology and u still picked an article about it and then ur mad that u got a bad grade? there is an old wise man saying, dont kick a sleeping bear. in this case the bear is ur professor. and this bear really hates technology, and b4 he went 2 sleep he asked u 2 pick an article 2 write a paper on. would u pick a bad paper? of course not.
baller gives Diggity advice on unbiased commentary:
On November 20 2010 10:32 baller wrote: it is OK if u r a fan of a player. even if u cast, u can be a fan of a player. but u must not let fanship make ur commentaries biased. if u need some help being fair balanced casts and not being 2 biased to idra, check out some experienced casters like husky or HD, they do a good job of being excited about both players usually
On December 01 2010 17:49 baller wrote: ok so she is in a 5yr relationship but is unhappy. and she found her new soul mate which is u. i only see one real solution 2 ur problem here, and that is u guys must get rid her 5yr boyfriend. this will make u guys bond even more. i have some advice on how to dispose of the body.
u gotta grind the teeth and burn the bfs hands, that will get rid of the fingerprints. make sure the face is melted off bc it makes it harder 2 identify. first u gotta drain the body of fluids 2 make it easier to cut and decompose. use a knife, make cuts on thighs and arteries. pump the chest using cpr methods to get the air out. make sure 2 use a bathtub it will be messy. u can use bleach during the process it helps the cleanup afterward and makes it easier for u guys so u wont retch due to the dead person smell if ur not used to it. u can also burn candles or use baking soda, but bleach + plastic sheet 2 cover it up is best.
now u gotta pick ur disposal way. 2 bury, cut body and bury in many different parts. this way u dont have 2 work so hard 2 dig deep, u can dig shallow holes for stuff like head and legs. u dont want to spend 2 much time outside diggin ppl get suspicious. also if like the part gets discovered its less likely some1 calls the police about it since its just some random part, it might be from a chicken or dog or smth not human. u need a large knife and a hammer to pulverize and fully separate and grind the body parts. make sure u put each part in a different plastic bag with bleach and freeze them, then bury them in different sites. the farther away and more remote the site the better.
another way is 2 grind the body into mulch and feed it down the drain. this is better than burying and sewer bacteria helps it decompose, and will also mask the smell. this is a lot more work though and u might clog ur pipes so dont try this unless u can clear bones/flesh out of ur drain urself, u obv dont want to call a plumber for this. food processor works but if u use it too much it could have problems. wat i would do is remove 1 of the toilets in ur house and use that pipe then use bleach and flush many times. make sure 2 plug the pipe after bc the smells will come back otherwise.
On November 16 2010 07:14 baller wrote: u r not giving her enough incentive to come on the date with u. u must make it 100% certain she is coming. instead of asking like a pussy, "will you go out with me??" just make her an offer she cant refuse. "go out with me... or i kill you." no way she can oversleep or do homework over that.
On December 02 2010 18:37 Endymion wrote: Hey TL, it's the time of year! I'm usually so good with Christmas gifts, but now that I live away from home I'm at a loss for ideas, can you help me out?!
My Brother - 21 years old, typical university student, likes classic RPGs and reading. Gift ideas that I have - A pea coat, and a book. I want to get him a hardcover fantasy book (first of a series), but I don't want to give him Circle of Time or Fire and Ice. Preferably an artsy fantasy book. Last year - Got him some nice clothes and a hardcover nice version of Alice in Wonderland.
u should get him a fleshlight. but dont just buy him 1, thats very impersonal. make ur own fleshlight 4 him. first, get 100g of starch, add 200g of water. mix and microwave for 1 minute. after its solid, poke a small hole in the center and microwave another 30 seconds. then, estimate his dick size. if ur not sure, try "accidentally" walking in on him in the shower or checking his computer for naked photos. if ur not sure tighter is better, dont want it to be 2 loose. then refrigerate the custom fleshlight for about 1 hr, then remove it and its ready. if u want 2 include a card and maybe a flash drive with some porn on it, that would be cool also.
My Dad - 52 years old, gamer dad. Played FFXI but now plays WoW. Loves gadgets that tell him information, also loves sail boats and hiking. Gift ideas that I have - Probably another hiking book and some kind of gadget, don't know what yet though. Last Year - Got him a hiking book (wrote FFXI references on every page =P), as well as a skiing gadget that gives altitude, longitude, latitude, speed ect.
u can also get him a fleshlight. see above for instructions on how 2 make one.
My Mom - 50 years old, gamer mom. Plays WoW, and loves horses. Doesn't want anything expensive, prefers sentimental gifts. Gift ideas that I have - I really have no idea, I'm thinking about something horse related, but I don't know what! Last Year - I got her a stuffed animal that looked like her pet in WoW, along with a nice card full of WoW references.
hm. probably can't get her a fleshlight. can't think of anything right now, maybe listen 2 other people for gift suggestions 4 her.
On January 08 2011 11:17 baller wrote: the only way for this to get back 2 normal is for u to do the exact opposite to her. the EXACT opposite. u need to hack her facebook, take a pic of urself, send it to one of her friends, and say "not exactly a beauty king." then u should run around town crying while she tries 2 find you. only solution imo.
On July 23 2010 10:42 baller wrote: r u kidding me look at this thread its 200+ posts long
u think TL nerds would ask u questions if they didn't like u? u could prolly have ur pick of 70% of this thread for a first date
also, when u date a guy would u photograph him nude? if it was artfully done im sure most guys would be flattered
*Looks at the blog rating* Yeah, not so much. I've done photoshoots for guys before (who were not progamers) It's kind of fun, but I don't know tbh. Full frontal and bum shots tend to make me laugh. As do those shoots with strategically placed items covering the man bits. I'd prefer to do a fully clothed shoot just showing off a bit of skin (such as the back, arms, collar bone area etc.)
dont be so hard on urself. isn't ur blog rated in the top 10 of all teamliquid? ur the #1 girl blog too so that says something.
maybe its not guys problem, maybe u just have too high standards? u should try dating some fat guys, they never get any action. i don't mean like so fat can't see feet fat guys, but more like a little fat that if u motivated them they would not be fat. it really works, when i am down i always hang out at the dairy queen and ask fat girls out, it really boosts ur confidence.
On February 26 2011 10:09 Weasel- wrote: I noticed recently that the sidebar now displays the time remaining before an event occurs, which seems rather counterintuitive since now I have to check the current time and add the two together to figure out when something starts (yeah I know you can click the calendar to see both). Perhaps add an option in the profile screen to toggle between the two modes?
i have a solution 4 u, it is a method i use often
for example if an event starts at 10:00 KST, and the sidebar says "2h 30m" then that means the event starts 2h 30m from NOW, aka 10:00 KST. thus u just add 2 hours 30 minutes to 10:00 KST, making it 12:30 KST, and thats when the event starts.
On February 20 2011 22:32 baller wrote: no offense, but if this idea was the movie inception, the oscars would the bad idea awards and inception would win all the awards. afterwards, u realize the idea is not actually the movie inception cuz that movie wasn't bad at all.
On February 01 2011 14:16 LoLAdriankat wrote: Stop bitching about the music someone plays when they stream. It's their stream and it's their taste, they can listen to whatever the fuck they want to. Besides, are they forcing you to listen to the music? It's not like most of the streamers talk into their microphone while streaming. Just mute the sound and play your own music.
The complaining makes sense when someone analyzes replays while playing some avant-garde free jazz, but that rarely happens.
Basically, stop crying about streamers that don't have the same taste in music as you. I'd expect more from Starcraft players, fuck.
maybe u should take ur own advice?
and stop bitching about ppl crying about the music someone plays when they stream. it's their opinion stream and it's their taste right, they can listen complain about whatever the fuck they want to. besides, are they forcing you to listen to the music crying? it's not like most of the streamers complainers talk into their microphone while streaming to u. just mute the sound and play your own music ignore them.
basically, stop crying about ppl crying about streamers that don't have the same taste in music as you. i'd expect more from Starcraft players, fuck.
*Ragnar Birko was a TL user who quoted a lot of Ragnar Birko.
On January 12 2011 13:33 baller wrote: ""We are made of stardust and to the stars we must go. This will only happen when our paradise bubble prison becomes unbearable. It is our unfortunate nature that we, as a species, tend to improvise rather than plan ahead; so with this in mind, the more pollution, the more overpopulation, the more resources we need and the larger are our problems, the merrier." - Ragnar Birko circa 1992" - Ragnar Birko circa 2007
u r welcome teamliquid i love u. hello baller fan club. look at ur posts. now back to me. now back at ur posts. now back at me. sadly, ur posts aren't by me. but if u stopped using memes and started balling, u could post like me. look down. back up. where r u? ur on a forum as the fan of the user u could post like. what’s in ur hand? back at me. it’s a golden mouse with two tickets to blizzcon. look again. the tickets r now chat rooms. anything is possible when u post like baller.
On July 17 2010 12:02 baller wrote: u r welcome teamliquid i love u. hello baller fan club. look at ur posts. now back to me. now back at ur posts. now back at me. sadly, ur posts aren't by me. but if u stopped using memes and started balling, u could post like me. look down. back up. where r u? ur on a forum as the fan of the user u could post like. what’s in ur hand? back at me. it’s a golden mouse with two tickets to blizzcon. look again. the tickets r now chat rooms. anything is possible when u post like baller.
On June 17 2010 23:59 baller wrote: one time my cat ran away because i neglected it (forgot to feed it for a few days) and i didnt see him for so long and i was really sad, because even though i was a bad cat owner, i still loved him. i thought he died. i had a video recorded of him on my computer where he ran around the backyard and i'd watch it all the time. then after a few weeks i watched it less and less, until i forgot about him.
a few months later, i watched the video again for old times sake, and my cat wasn't in the video anymore. it was just a video of nothing, as if there was a cat there but he was edited out of the video. it was really strange. i shut off the video and turned off the lights and tried to go to sleep. that's when i heard the meowing. i thought it was sound from the video but when i shut off the video i heard it over and over. so i turned on the lights and the meowing stopped.
i turned on my computer and played the video -- and my cat was back in it. except he wasn't running around the backyard anymore. he was just still, staring at the camera.
On June 17 2010 23:59 baller wrote: one time my cat ran away because i neglected it (forgot to feed it for a few days) and i didnt see him for so long and i was really sad, because even though i was a bad cat owner, i still loved him. i thought he died. i had a video recorded of him on my computer where he ran around the backyard and i'd watch it all the time. then after a few weeks i watched it less and less, until i forgot about him.
a few months later, i watched the video again for old times sake, and my cat wasn't in the video anymore. it was just a video of nothing, as if there was a cat there but he was edited out of the video. it was really strange. i shut off the video and turned off the lights and tried to go to sleep. that's when i heard the meowing. i thought it was sound from the video but when i shut off the video i heard it over and over. so i turned on the lights and the meowing stopped.
i turned on my computer and played the video -- and my cat was back in it. except he wasn't running around the backyard anymore. he was just still, staring at the camera.
Usually I'm a cynic when some poster becomes really popular on tl and I force myself not to like them as much as everyone else because i like to be edgy and mysterious like that. But I get all giddy whenever I see a baller post. +1 fan.
Updated the post with baller's first post, baller's response, and linked the thread with his graphs. I won't add a fan list because everyone is baller's fan....even I_Love_Bacon
One day, a (heterosexual) couple had sex. The woman had 8 orgasms.
Nine months later, a baby was born. It looked like a cool kid, so the man named him baller.
When he was in elementary school, baller was very popular. Everybody wanted to be him. He even had two Charizards.
baller was also popular in high school. He got a 2400 on the SAT and got into Harvard and Princeton. He also lost his virginity earlier than everybody his age. While taking the SAT, that is.
baller decided to attend both Princeton and Harvard at the same time, because he got full scholarships to both. Whenever girls (or homosexual guys) looked at him, they would get an orgasm.
Upon graduation, baller was offered a job by a rich guy to be cool. While you are at work, baller browses the internet while getting blowjobs from one of his many girlfriends. Sometimes, on lucky days, he finds a dime on the ground when looking outside his brand new red convertible, which his supermodel girlfriends sometimes sit in.
baller spends his days making stupid people feel stupid on teamliquid, drawing graphs, and having more facebook friends than you.
On July 17 2010 16:33 I_Love_Bacon wrote: I guess this means I need to grow out a handlebar mustache to stroke while I plot my plans of baller destruction?
Basically yes. We all know you were the one who tried to steal one of baller's Charizards when he was a kid.
On July 17 2010 16:33 I_Love_Bacon wrote: I guess this means I need to grow out a handlebar mustache to stroke while I plot my plans of baller destruction?
Basically yes. We all know you were the one who tried to steal one of baller's Charizards when he was a kid.
Bro, you don't know the half of it. Later he thought he had me in a best of 3 where the loser had to kill their childhood pet. He thought he was gonna' be all up in my shit with the Zard.... then I was all like.
On July 17 2010 12:02 baller wrote: u r welcome teamliquid i love u. hello baller fan club. look at ur posts. now back to me. now back at ur posts. now back at me. sadly, ur posts aren't by me. but if u stopped using memes and started balling, u could post like me. look down. back up. where r u? ur on a forum as the fan of the user u could post like. what’s in ur hand? back at me. it’s a golden mouse with two tickets to blizzcon. look again. the tickets r now chat rooms. anything is possible when u post like baller.
On July 17 2010 12:02 baller wrote: u r welcome teamliquid i love u. hello baller fan club. look at ur posts. now back to me. now back at ur posts. now back at me. sadly, ur posts aren't by me. but if u stopped using memes and started balling, u could post like me. look down. back up. where r u? ur on a forum as the fan of the user u could post like. what’s in ur hand? back at me. it’s a golden mouse with two tickets to blizzcon. look again. the tickets r now chat rooms. anything is possible when u post like baller.
Now whenever I read a post of baller's it's in the Old Spice Guy's voice.
On July 17 2010 16:49 Tuke wrote: Keep ballin' baller woah I just realized that baller has been in TL since 2006, I always thought that he is newer member.
Yeah his account is from 2006 but he didn't post for 2 years. His first post was the "Fuck you man".
On July 17 2010 16:49 Tuke wrote: Keep ballin' baller woah I just realized that baller has been in TL since 2006, I always thought that he is newer member.
Yeah his account is from 2006 but he didn't post for 2 years. His first post was the "Fuck you man".
i'm still believing in a shared account between hotbid, rekrul and cow ; )
On July 17 2010 16:49 Tuke wrote: Keep ballin' baller woah I just realized that baller has been in TL since 2006, I always thought that he is newer member.
Yeah his account is from 2006 but he didn't post for 2 years. His first post was the "Fuck you man".
i'm still believing in a shared account between hotbid, rekrul and cow ; )
On July 17 2010 12:02 baller wrote: u r welcome teamliquid i love u. hello baller fan club. look at ur posts. now back to me. now back at ur posts. now back at me. sadly, ur posts aren't by me. but if u stopped using memes and started balling, u could post like me. look down. back up. where r u? ur on a forum as the fan of the user u could post like. what’s in ur hand? back at me. it’s a golden mouse with two tickets to blizzcon. look again. the tickets r now chat rooms. anything is possible when u post like baller.
Baller fan for sure! I love it when I start reading some post and notice midway, wow this post is so awesome, must be from baller, then I scroll up and yes it is
I actually thought a few days ago to start a topic with most of his epic posts for my 1,000th lol <<
On July 17 2010 12:02 baller wrote: u r welcome teamliquid i love u. hello baller fan club. look at ur posts. now back to me. now back at ur posts. now back at me. sadly, ur posts aren't by me. but if u stopped using memes and started balling, u could post like me. look down. back up. where r u? ur on a forum as the fan of the user u could post like. what’s in ur hand? back at me. it’s a golden mouse with two tickets to blizzcon. look again. the tickets r now chat rooms. anything is possible when u post like baller.
Now whenever I read a post of baller's it's in the Old Spice Guy's voice.
On July 17 2010 12:02 baller wrote: u r welcome teamliquid i love u. hello baller fan club. look at ur posts. now back to me. now back at ur posts. now back at me. sadly, ur posts aren't by me. but if u stopped using memes and started balling, u could post like me. look down. back up. where r u? ur on a forum as the fan of the user u could post like. what’s in ur hand? back at me. it’s a golden mouse with two tickets to blizzcon. look again. the tickets r now chat rooms. anything is possible when u post like baller.
On July 17 2010 16:49 Tuke wrote: Keep ballin' baller woah I just realized that baller has been in TL since 2006, I always thought that he is newer member.
Yeah his account is from 2006 but he didn't post for 2 years. His first post was the "Fuck you man".
i'm still believing in a shared account between hotbid, rekrul and cow ; )
On July 23 2010 11:07 chaoser wrote: i don't understand the whole "ze" thing, can someone explain?
it means "the" in german
lets say u speak french and imagine the word in chinese for "the" is ze, now imagine instead of speaking french u speak english and instead of imagining chinese u imagine german
I don't want to be a fan, but i'd love to smoke with baller some time cuz he's prolly chill as fuck. But im not smoking u up dude, throw up some bills and then we'll smoke in my basement and watch tim and eric.
On August 04 2010 09:16 muta_micro wrote: I don't want to be a fan, but i'd love to smoke with baller some time cuz he's prolly chill as fuck. But im not smoking u up dude, throw up some bills and then we'll smoke in my basement and watch tim and eric.
You sir, are an abomination to all that is good in mankind.
On August 04 2010 09:16 muta_micro wrote: I don't want to be a fan, but i'd love to smoke with baller some time cuz he's prolly chill as fuck. But im not smoking u up dude, throw up some bills and then we'll smoke in my basement and watch tim and eric.
You sir, are an abomination to all that is good in mankind.
And your a bitch. And i think i command at least some respect from you. You did refer to me as "sir" after all.
she has so much sex theres many babys. six to be exact. thats a lot of sex, over a 54 month time period. thats a ton of sex. way more than some japanese girl's one night stand.
she has so much sex theres many babys. six to be exact. thats a lot of sex, over a 54 month time period. thats a ton of sex. way more than some japanese girl's one night stand.
On July 17 2010 12:02 baller wrote: u r welcome teamliquid i love u. hello baller fan club. look at ur posts. now back to me. now back at ur posts. now back at me. sadly, ur posts aren't by me. but if u stopped using memes and started balling, u could post like me. look down. back up. where r u? ur on a forum as the fan of the user u could post like. what’s in ur hand? back at me. it’s a golden mouse with two tickets to blizzcon. look again. the tickets r now chat rooms. anything is possible when u post like baller.
On August 04 2010 11:43 qzmpwxno wrote: OK so so start off...Academics. I'm a high school junior and will be a senior this fall. I failed AP English this year thanks to my stubborn teacher (who should retire BTW).
ur teacher is just jealous that he is stuck teaching while u will go onto better things. u can show him up by englishing the fuck out of the rest of ur life, dont commit suicide that is only playing into his hands.
I took the SAT and prepared my ass off for it, even though I only got a 1970 (I was distracted the whole time by a hot girl in the front row). In my freshman year I had hopes of going to an Ivy League, but now all my academic dreams have been crushed. I know I can still do good wherever I go and probably get a decent job at some point, but I'm not exactly optimistic.
wat is done is done man. SAT isnt that big a deal, 1970 is like B+ anyway. u should find that girl and then be like yo babbby wats up girl holla back!? and then bang her. thats he best way to get over bad SAT score.
Social Life. I'm basically a loner and have only a few select friends. One guy I thought was my friend turned out he was only using me so he could steal my TI84 calculator (he told me was going to "borrow" it for math class). Barely anyone knows me, no girls like me. I'm not exactly the prettiest, the funniest, the smartest, or the most athletic. Even though I can socialize when I'm with a pretty large group of friends that I'm comfortable with, one on one I'm a total sociophobe. I've never had a summer job or anything like that, in part because I'm painfully shy.
ok imagine urself banging that hot girl from above. now imagine madddd people watching. and ur talking to them. boom shyness cured ur welcome.
I'm scared of living in dorms because I'm easily persuaded and will probably end up drinking every night until I flunk out of school. Either that or end up flunking out from playing too much Starcraft 2 (just kidding, because if I told my parents about this awesome new game they would probably kick me out he house cuz they're so pissed at me...on top of that I'm pretty much broke).
ur scared ur going to get drunk with ur college friends every night? do u kno what college is? its easy as fuck. every1 does this and still gets As. u will be fine. unless u kill urself that is, then u'll never get to do this.
My Health. At 5'6'' and almost 200 pounds, I'm a little overweight (more like totally OBESE). My blood reports just came back from the doctor. Turns out I'm a borderline diabetic and my bad cholesterol is abnormally high. My dad says it's partly genetic but at the same time he wants me to get my fat ass off the couch, go play some basketball, ride my bike, and run on the treadmill everyday. Like that's gonna happen.
ur dad has no right to criticize bc he saddled u with all these genetic problems. however, he also loves u and cares 4 u and wants u to be better than the lardy fatass that u r. again, imagine that girl from above that u r banging. girls bang fat dudes all the time. look at that ron jeremy or that guy from knocked up. u can still get women. best plan is to find the wife of that stupid AP english teacher and bang her first before u move onto others.
The Paradox of Life. It has occurred to me that none of my happiness, and also none of my misery, means anything to anyone. People might pretend to take an interest in you, but in the end they're all in it for their own benefit. I know that people, even those I believe to be my sincere friends, will sell me out for their own gains. Usually people tell me that I'm really quiet and that having me around them makes them depressed. I feel like this life is just a freaking circle, no matter how hard I run I always end up where I started eventually. At this point I feel like I'd be better off being some poor starving kid in Somalia or something, at least then there would be a purpose to life. At this point I guess I'm just looking for reasons not to pull the trigger.
dont do it man. u have plenty 2 live for, ur so young b4 college. so many old dudes who banged so many women would trade places with u in a heartbeat. also u wont get to play sc3 or do all that cool avatar shit when that technology is invented.
Being a baller and saving lives at the same time. My hero /swoon
I'm one of those TL hermits that never posts, but I deemed it necessary to leave my stamp of approval on Baller's fan club.
I have never seen a longer string of hilarious postings by one user in all of the internets, I cannot buy him a drink online, but perhaps I can paypal him the necessary amount. Unless of course he's underage, then it'll be an orange soda or some shit.
On July 17 2010 12:02 baller wrote: u r welcome teamliquid i love u. hello baller fan club. look at ur posts. now back to me. now back at ur posts. now back at me. sadly, ur posts aren't by me. but if u stopped using memes and started balling, u could post like me. look down. back up. where r u? ur on a forum as the fan of the user u could post like. what’s in ur hand? back at me. it’s a golden mouse with two tickets to blizzcon. look again. the tickets r now chat rooms. anything is possible when u post like baller.
That shows how much of a baller baller really is. Really ballin'!
On July 17 2010 16:49 Tuke wrote: Keep ballin' baller woah I just realized that baller has been in TL since 2006, I always thought that he is newer member.
Yeah his account is from 2006 but he didn't post for 2 years. His first post was the "Fuck you man".
i'm still believing in a shared account between hotbid, rekrul and cow ; )
On August 04 2010 18:28 Modus wrote: I'm one of those TL hermits that never posts, but I deemed it necessary to leave my stamp of approval on Baller's fan club.
It is baller, not "Baller" >.>
I updated the OP with that quote of the suicide blog btw!
On July 21 2010 12:31 baller wrote: i have the opposite problem. i try to make friends with girls, and i hear if u hang out with them long enough u can become their friends, but i always get fuckzoned so fast. does any1 have any tips, bc im seriously a noob at not fucking girls within a few days of meeting them. how do i avoid this fuckzone?
On July 21 2010 12:31 baller wrote: i have the opposite problem. i try to make friends with girls, and i hear if u hang out with them long enough u can become their friends, but i always get fuckzoned so fast. does any1 have any tips, bc im seriously a noob at not fucking girls within a few days of meeting them. how do i avoid this fuckzone?
On July 21 2010 12:31 baller wrote: i have the opposite problem. i try to make friends with girls, and i hear if u hang out with them long enough u can become their friends, but i always get fuckzoned so fast. does any1 have any tips, bc im seriously a noob at not fucking girls within a few days of meeting them. how do i avoid this fuckzone?
I remember that quote. Well updated the original post with that and something else.
On January 31 2010 07:46 jalstar wrote: also why are these things not tested beforehand? feels weird to be a guinea pig
yah ur right, clearly it goes smth like dis:
at stream time, some guy goes into irc, any1 wanna obs? intrigue is like sure ill obs, then goes and dls obsing software, and then while hes doing that someone makes the video intro while someoen else sings the music, and then they ask w/e players r on iccup at the time 2 play, and ask whatever casters r on msn 2 cast, and this time tasteless and artosis were just hanging out at 5am, what luck. and the player video screens just happen 2 be the right order and maps and players, what luck. then someone is like o shit we need 2 stream dis, and they make stream work, conjure servers out of the atmosphere, and create a stream. then r1ch is like wouldnt it be cool to have an overlay, and while tasteless and artosis talk pregame, r1ch programs the overlay, and gives it to the obs nad he uses it and it works fine.
its amazing they can do all that right then without any testing, ur right they shouudl probably test at least some of it
Found this old post, not sure if it's up there yet.
On March 24 2010 11:46 NeverGG wrote: Awww, poor Hwasin's Grandma. I hope she's okay. I'll be covering this tomorrow.
On behalf of TL.net I'd like to say welcome back, we missed you.
On March 30 2010 02:56 baller wrote: i have no idea who sYz-Adrenaline is but if he makes a lot of birthday threads he is part of the problem. can we stop making birthday threads for every single person on the forum? u kno at some point TL.net will grow to have enough users to make 10 birthday threads a day. theres no need to do this and it just clutters the forum. maybe 4 staff or top players but not for every person.
i'll demonstrate. Eric Clapton was born today. should i make a "happy birthday Eric Clapton"? ok maybe u dont play guitar or listen to that type of music. u kno who else was born today? Vincent van Gogh. i guess u could argue sYz-Adrenaline deserves a thread more than Vincent fucking van Gogh, but his broad, gestural brush strokes and its impact on abstract expressionist painting is probably more worthy than a couple of birthday threads.
umm I'm so stupid but Is this real? =( Anyways sign me up either way, seems funny. anyways just copy and paste the youtube URL and it's embedded, dont do any fancy HTML forum embedding, that stuff never works on TL.
On August 14 2010 01:25 kOre wrote: This might be off topic but I saw LID first and then zatic with the storm icon, is that a custom one or something that anyone can get as long as they meet the requirements?
they got the storm icon bc they drive cars worth a certain amount of $
I can't believe I didn't see the 1-probe bump back when it was originally posted. Took me a second to figure out what it was about since the TSL was so long ago but then it clicked and I couldn't stop laughing. Seriously skillful posting.
u sound really nervous in the video, try to act confident and charismatic even tho u might have trouble with that. calm down man its not like ur speaking to the president of the united states barack obama who was born in honolulu hawaii and graduated from columbia university and harvard law school. barack was a community organizer and practiced as a civil rights attorney in chicago b4 teaching constitutional law at chicago law school. he then went on to be a senator in the state senate and us senate and eventually ran successfully for president in 2008 against republican john mccain. since then he has signed economic stimulus packages, health care legislation, wall street reform, and an order to withdraw troops from iraq. he also won the nobel prize. but hes not watching this video so dont be nervous man.
I laughed for 3 straight minutes at this. I'm sad I didn't know about baller until now. Nice to meet you sir
Is the word "baller" somewhat exclusive to the starcraft community? I've never seen it used by anyone not from teamliquid. Had never even come across it before joining TL.
On September 15 2010 07:05 uNiGNoRe wrote: I have no idea who baller is but he's a genius. Seriously.
It has to be hotbid or rekrul or someone. They're 2 of the main mods who never capitalize their sentences/use punctuation (hard to change habits) and -Clearly a TL troll account -Probably a mod -Definitely oldschool -Puts a LOT of effort into trolling (seems very hotbidish, but its rekrul style humour) I could be miles off, but this is just speculation.
On September 15 2010 07:05 uNiGNoRe wrote: I have no idea who baller is but he's a genius. Seriously.
It has to be hotbid or rekrul or someone. They're 2 of the main mods who never capitalize their sentences/use punctuation (hard to change habits) and -Clearly a TL troll account -Probably a mod -Definitely oldschool -Puts a LOT of effort into trolling (seems very hotbidish, but its rekrul style humour) I could be miles off, but this is just speculation.
The lack of punctuation and caps is definitely done on purpose, it's a part of his writing style. I agree it's clearly a mod but more probably an admin. My guess is that an admin hijacked the baller account. Baller account was created in March 2006th but never posted (probably inactive account). Then in Dec 2008, there was a thread called "stop saying baller". I assume an admin used the baller account to make baller's first post in that thread :
On December 29 2008 06:21 baller wrote: fuck you man
Ever since that post, baller became active and made awesome posts here and there.
baller is like the new version of this guy, but with more trolling. Anyhow, it's pretty obvious that he's controlled by the mods since he has rekrul level ban resistance.
On September 16 2010 12:04 endy wrote: The lack of punctuation and caps is definitely done on purpose, it's a part of his writing style. I agree it's clearly a mod but more probably an admin. My guess is that an admin hijacked the baller account. Baller account was created in March 2006th but never posted (probably inactive account). Then in Dec 2008, there was a thread called "stop saying baller". I assume an admin used the baller account to make baller's first post in that thread :
On September 16 2010 12:04 endy wrote: The lack of punctuation and caps is definitely done on purpose, it's a part of his writing style. I agree it's clearly a mod but more probably an admin. My guess is that an admin hijacked the baller account. Baller account was created in March 2006th but never posted (probably inactive account). Then in Dec 2008, there was a thread called "stop saying baller". I assume an admin used the baller account to make baller's first post in that thread :
On December 29 2008 06:21 baller wrote: fuck you man
Ever since that post, baller became active and made awesome posts here and there.
I'm almost sure he's Hot_Bid ^_^
admins can change join dates
basically they can just create a new account, set join date to 2006, and bam, a funny joke just became funnier
This is another hypothesis, but it leads to exactly the same conclusion : baller is an admin.
On September 16 2010 12:04 endy wrote: The lack of punctuation and caps is definitely done on purpose, it's a part of his writing style. I agree it's clearly a mod but more probably an admin. My guess is that an admin hijacked the baller account. Baller account was created in March 2006th but never posted (probably inactive account). Then in Dec 2008, there was a thread called "stop saying baller". I assume an admin used the baller account to make baller's first post in that thread :
On December 29 2008 06:21 baller wrote: fuck you man
Ever since that post, baller became active and made awesome posts here and there.
I'm almost sure he's Hot_Bid ^_^
admins can change join dates
basically they can just create a new account, set join date to 2006, and bam, a funny joke just became funnier
This is another hypothesis, but it leads to exactly the same conclusion : baller is an admin.
I want so bad to know who baller is !
Ever since that post Hot_bid has only used the word baller once in nearly 2 years. It was to describe PoltPrime in his recent GSL recap writeup
Two games of pure dominance. PoltPrime is a total baller, not just beating one of the favored players but doing it with great style. Polt had both Tasteless and Artosis raving about his top level strategy and mechanics.
Prior to the Baller era it was used a total of 10 times, including 2 times in the original thread.
On September 16 2010 12:04 endy wrote: The lack of punctuation and caps is definitely done on purpose, it's a part of his writing style. I agree it's clearly a mod but more probably an admin. My guess is that an admin hijacked the baller account. Baller account was created in March 2006th but never posted (probably inactive account). Then in Dec 2008, there was a thread called "stop saying baller". I assume an admin used the baller account to make baller's first post in that thread :
On December 29 2008 06:21 baller wrote: fuck you man
Ever since that post, baller became active and made awesome posts here and there.
I'm almost sure he's Hot_Bid ^_^
admins can change join dates
basically they can just create a new account, set join date to 2006, and bam, a funny joke just became funnier
This is another hypothesis, but it leads to exactly the same conclusion : baller is an admin.
I want so bad to know who baller is !
Ever since that post Hot_bid has only used the word baller once in nearly 2 years. It was to describe PoltPrime in his recent GSL recap writeup
Two games of pure dominance. PoltPrime is a total baller, not just beating one of the favored players but doing it with great style. Polt had both Tasteless and Artosis raving about his top level strategy and mechanics.
Prior to the Baller era it was used a total of 10 times, including 2 times in the original thread.
Make of it what you will.
But Hot_bid joined TL in 2003, so basically you're saying he used baller two times since 2008 ? And 10 times from 2003 to 2008 ? Does it make a significant difference ?
On September 16 2010 12:04 endy wrote: The lack of punctuation and caps is definitely done on purpose, it's a part of his writing style. I agree it's clearly a mod but more probably an admin. My guess is that an admin hijacked the baller account. Baller account was created in March 2006th but never posted (probably inactive account). Then in Dec 2008, there was a thread called "stop saying baller". I assume an admin used the baller account to make baller's first post in that thread :
On December 29 2008 06:21 baller wrote: fuck you man
Ever since that post, baller became active and made awesome posts here and there.
I'm almost sure he's Hot_Bid ^_^
admins can change join dates
basically they can just create a new account, set join date to 2006, and bam, a funny joke just became funnier
This is another hypothesis, but it leads to exactly the same conclusion : baller is an admin.
I want so bad to know who baller is !
Ever since that post Hot_bid has only used the word baller once in nearly 2 years. It was to describe PoltPrime in his recent GSL recap writeup
Two games of pure dominance. PoltPrime is a total baller, not just beating one of the favored players but doing it with great style. Polt had both Tasteless and Artosis raving about his top level strategy and mechanics.
Prior to the Baller era it was used a total of 10 times, including 2 times in the original thread.
On September 20 2010 10:05 Quasimodo wrote: So the official baller fanclub does not recognise ballers peak of exsitence? In 10 pages of comments no one has even mentioned his songs. This is blasphemy. Both Abuseful day http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=107837 and SC2 Fireflies http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=120066 were written by baller. "Cause I'd fix a thousand bugs / Give Idra a thousand hugs" puts most modern day MCs to shame, and yet no love from his fanclub. baller > Shakespeare
baller is too baller to be fully loved in just 10 pages.
On September 19 2010 22:54 minus_human wrote: it's Brood, and he uses awful spelling on purpose
This actually makes a lot of sense. Are you guessing or do you know for sure?
Just guessing. Also Sonuvbob used some graphs for humorous purposes recently that seemed suspicious, maybe it's something to think about, maybe it's just a diversion, maybe coincidence. I'm way to lazy to go through his posts or do any type of investigation whatsoever. What I'm pretty sure about, however, is that Hot_Bid most likely is not baller, or if baller is a shared TL admin account, HB didn't actually used it recently/at all.
On September 22 2010 11:41 SweetNJoshSauce wrote: Some of you guys prove my point that civilians don't know shit about the military.
Equality? Rights? haha, funny words. If you really want to know about the military lifestyle, join the Marine Corps and I guarantee you day one of boot camp you will find out about your "rights" and "equality" as a service member(you have none). So this whole, "equality in the military" thing is a null point.
As for gays joining the military, I really don't care as long as they stay out of the combat units. If anyone questions my view your either a civilian(so I don't care what you think, because your ignorant to the military life), or a super POG(person other than grunt) that soaks in AC all day in a fob in Iraq and fucks up everyone's pay. Try being crammed into a tent the size of an average living room with 14 other guys for months on end and go through the daily stress of war. Your already sleeping nut to butt with one another, can you imagine the guy behind you being gay?
As for the generals opinion, I could care less. First of all, there's only two types of senior brass that support this: 1) Super POG's 2) Careerists that only care about getting that next promotion and will roll on their back if Barack tells them to(this is a common way to get promoted throughout the military).
Its inevitably going to get repealed so its not that big of a deal. Its not surprising either. When you look at the current American military, its becoming very similar to our American society: Fat, nasty, weak, lenient, and lazy(combat units usually not included). Its just the trend of the times.
If you're one of the people in the military, then I'm worried. Gay people have every right to be in any part of the military, whether it is a combat role or not. If a person is willing to serve in the military, he/she should be allowed too. All your post has is an anecdote about how sleeping next to a gay man makes you or a hypothetical soldier uncomfortable and that you consider multiple groups of people's opinions to be invalid because they aren't in combat positions. Do you have any sort of logical argument why gay people shouldn't be in combat units?
Its the same reason they separate female barracks from male barracks. Or female showers from male showers. And why are you saying they have a "right"? Did you not read what I said? There are no rights in the military friend.
Gay guys are still guys. There is no need for any separation. Not sure where you are going with that comparison.
And I'm saying right because it is a right. A member of the American society should have the ability to serve in the military if they choose to. Once they get in the military they will have the same privileges as everyone else, straight or gay. They should be treated in the same way as everyone else of their position or rank. That's what I mean by right. They get to join any position, provided they do the work needed to earn that position just as a straight person would.
Lets use a little common sense here: Why does everyone separate male and female bathrooms? I'll give you a hint, its a sexual reason. Same goes for barracks. The same sexual reasoning applied here, is just being applied to gays(for obvious reasons)
i see u may have a problem with homos in the military. but imagine if they werent homo. they were just regular dudes like u or me that liked banging chicks. they wouldnt be so bad would they? now imagine these guys that like to bang chicks instead like to bang dudes. problem solved.
On September 25 2010 00:36 baller wrote: the only thing more annoying than ppl whining about balance is ppl whining about whining about balance. but baller, u ask, doesnt that make u the most annoying bc ur whining about some1 whining about ppl whining about balance?
On September 29 2010 21:52 baller wrote: ya man totally hilarious u should do stand up comedy ur so amazing telling that guy ur japanese when he thought u werent japanese and posting all ur PMs so everyone can marvel at how hilarious and witty ur comebacks were. this whole thing is like alien vs predator, no matter who wins, we lose
On September 30 2010 03:25 Kezzer wrote: Ok, so I have been in college for the past month or so(freshman), and I have been fooling around with girls at parties and such nothing serious. ... What should have I done? Is she into me or am I just full of shit? Should I go there on friday and try talking to her? I feel that might be a bit awkward though if i saw her just sitting there and started talking to her "hey... doing math hw? cool, cool... so you were staring at me 2 days ago, lets fuck"
so let me drop some summarization up in this thread
1. ur a straight hookin up with the honeys at parties
2. u can't figure out wat to say to some random chick u never met b4
3. u ask the internet if it knows if she's into u bc i mean, we can totally tell from ur 2 line description of how she looked at u from across the library
4. instead of talking to her u stress about it like a pussy even tho ur sure she was "eye fuckin" u
ok ok now every1 take a look at these 4 facts, 1 of them doesn't belong
if you've ever been to a college party you would know that you don't need to have any social skills at all to start hooking up with a girl... so either you've never been to a party or you try to seduce every girl you see over the deafening music. My trouble was going across the silent math lab and trying to strike up a conversation with her while she was doing hw without deliberately saying lets have sex.
so how many total "parties" have u been to and what is ur success rate at hooking up with these fly honeys at these "parties?" u should have no problem bringing the hard numbers and % bc ur such a math lab wizard
"Where ___ conditions are right, ___ liberal trade is not only about ___ prosperity and ___ greater freedom of ___ choice but also about ___ fairness. It's about ___ fairness which ensures that a concern for ___ welfare of all ___ citizens is set above ___ special interests. ___ P/profits of ___ liberalization must be distributed more equally, both within and between ___ countries. This is why ___ politics matter."
dont be fooled, this paragraph is actually about ZvT imbalance
Where balanced map conditions are right, zerg liberal trade is not only about zerg racial prosperity and the greater freedom of zerg unit choice but also about ZvT fairness. It's about ZvT fairness which ensures that a concern for the welfare of all zerg players / battle.net citizens is set above activision's special interests. SC2 wings of liberty profits of liberalization must be distributed more equally, both within and between races and countries. This is why ZvT politics matter.
I first thought baller was pretty amusing when i saw the hydraroach but the blog he flooded with statistics had me laughing so hard :D quality humor there +1 fan
On October 01 2010 05:45 Delerium wrote: oh ho, while I was away from my computer I pondered embellishing my post about the psychology of this blog entry, but I see someone has already fake-quoted and gotten warned for it! good thing I waited.
In all seriousness, I had made a remark to a starcraft-watching friend of mine about the music before, and he agreed that it was hypocritical. But really, the origin of that thought was a lot longer-standing than a recent conversation. As I said, many people besides myself presumed that that's what was going on, since e-sports is not a really profitable business- how could they afford to pay for all that music? Some of you may recall that the point of e-sports was to create cheap television programming. I had never seen discussion of it, so I wanted to post about it.
ya man totally SHOCKING that GSL and OGN can pay 4 the music. they pay millions for studio, broadcasters, prize money, camera crew, observers, makeup, artists, video producers, booths, computers, advertising, internet streams for millions of ppl, or to have their own TV channel. all of this is no problem, but like 10k for a few songs they play over and over, now that's just crazy yo, glad ur here 2 spot how weird that is. maybe u should call CNN right now.
On July 17 2010 12:02 baller wrote: u r welcome teamliquid i love u. hello baller fan club. look at ur posts. now back to me. now back at ur posts. now back at me. sadly, ur posts aren't by me. but if u stopped using memes and started balling, u could post like me. look down. back up. where r u? ur on a forum as the fan of the user u could post like. what’s in ur hand? back at me. it’s a golden mouse with two tickets to blizzcon. look again. the tickets r now chat rooms. anything is possible when u post like baller.
I was wondering who the hell this Baller dude was so I checked this fan thread out.
I've been getting owned by this guy since my first post. Rape hasn't felt so classy.
On October 07 2010 09:20 babyswtz wrote: what do you mean by "+ value" for the prizes??
it means u dont get 200 bucks. u get something they think is worth 200 bucks. it could be a hard drive or some soda pop or even a 100 bill. anything is possible if u go to this LAN.
On October 06 2010 11:39 Entertaining wrote: u the same kid who tried to convince us FMP took skill?
nono he made a map that wuz 1/2 FMP and 1/2 low money
if its hard to understand, imagine taking something really stupid with no skill, hmm maybe like taking a dump, and then something with lots of skill, like brain surgery. if u combine taking a dump with brain surgery, that requires some skill. maybe even more skill than regular brain surgery.
just by reading a post of baller a tumor in my brain dissappeared now i can go in public again without stabbing people thank you baller u changed my life
On October 13 2010 11:13 baller wrote: imagine u r a girl. u have 2 pick 10 current starcraft2 top players to go on dates with. plz rank ur top 10 players u would date and describe how the dates would play out (and wat would happen at the end of the night).
On October 13 2010 11:17 baller wrote: yah man totally agree zerg needs a unit like high templar. throw in zerg marauder and colossus also that should really make it better. asking this dude about 1.2 is like asking a dog whether the patch that reduces cat legs from 4 to 3 is balanced.
On October 13 2010 11:13 baller wrote: imagine u r a girl. u have 2 pick 10 current starcraft2 top players to go on dates with. plz rank ur top 10 players u would date and describe how the dates would play out (and wat would happen at the end of the night).
On October 13 2010 11:17 baller wrote: yah man totally agree zerg needs a unit like high templar. throw in zerg marauder and colossus also that should really make it better. asking this dude about 1.2 is like asking a dog whether the patch that reduces cat legs from 4 to 3 is balanced.
thank you! it is very hard for me to keep up right now. i'm so busy
u sound really nervous in the video, try to act confident and charismatic even tho u might have trouble with that. calm down man its not like ur speaking to the president of the united states barack obama who was born in honolulu hawaii and graduated from columbia university and harvard law school. barack was a community organizer and practiced as a civil rights attorney in chicago b4 teaching constitutional law at chicago law school. he then went on to be a senator in the state senate and us senate and eventually ran successfully for president in 2008 against republican john mccain. since then he has signed economic stimulus packages, health care legislation, wall street reform, and an order to withdraw troops from iraq. he also won the nobel prize. but hes not watching this video so dont be nervous man.
This was the best post ever. This is the first time I've ever heard of you, baller, but you are truly a god amongst men.
yah man u tell him, we peasants r not worthy 2 lick ur boots, mr king recruiter for "major pharma company." do girls ask u to sign their aspirin bottles when u walk down the street? without u how would those big corporations find ppl 2 make sure pills r the right size. some1 give Ganjamaster the nobel peace prize.
On October 25 2010 13:12 baller wrote: 1. guy think he or his friend should win contest 2. make thread about "obviously superior" song, surely every1 agrees with me 3. wtf ppl like the winning song more??? http://www.teamliquid.net/userpoll/draw.php?poll_id=13459 4. argue like mad, every1 must be wrong bc... see #1
On October 25 2010 13:21 kOre wrote: I only took a few pictures and these were the ones that I took with FruitDealer and the fans at the TL meet.
Overall the entire event went amazingly but it was overwhelming even though I've come to these things for the past 3 years. Next year I'll be better planned and hopefully I can meet even more people.
It was amazing hanging out again with FragKrag and Kennigit and the others and meeting rek, zatic, honesttea, boes, etc was sicc too. Never knew I'd get to chill and chat with everyone.
All in all, the event was awesome, met a ton of new people and I hope to see more next year!
On October 20 2010 14:23 RebirthOfLeGenD wrote: I fucking hate anthropology taught my uptight feminist asshole who has a grudge against me because she suffers from penis envy and PMS.
imma drop some summarization up in this blog. u r struggling in a class that is a gpa fluffer for any student with a pulse and u believe ur bad grades r not because ur a bad student but because ur teacher envies ur penis and thus just gives bad grades 2 all males.
On October 19 2010 07:49 baller wrote: i think ur mistaken, it is a movie about italian fighter from philly who fights a black guy for 15 rounds and then wins the rematch and becomes the heavyweight champion of the world
this is wat u do to solve all ur lifes problems. u say all ur friends have better lives? here is how 2 succed like them. follow my instructions very carefully.
first, u put out a job posting on a popular job website like monster.com. make sure its super amazing job, liek 100k per year to massage boobies. rent out a convention center to do the interviews and dress in a suit and talk like some1 educated. when lots of ppl come, make sure to keep the resumes of those that look like u. take photos for records and then do a second round calling them back, but ask for their social security number for "background checks."
second, take the social security number and photo and get a social security card with it. u can tell the gov that you lost it and need a new 1, just keep being persistent and u'll get it. use the card to get a drivers license. use the drivers license to get a credit card. use the credit card 2 buy an international flight. use ur real credit card to buy another ticket for u. so now u have 2 tickets, 1 in ur name and 1 under the job interview guy whose cc u faked.
third, check into the airport under ur id and under his id. board the plane as him. then when ur on the plane, tell the stewardess u need to get off bc u left a very important bag in the waiting area. she will say no but u have to force it. make sure she lets u off. then go to the bathroom, shave off all ur hair, change ur clothes, then board the plane as urself (make sure to check in).
now the plane takes off with 2 ppl checked in, but when it lands only 1 person gets off. boom somewhere over the atlantic u have disappeared. the white house and fbi be like wtf howd u do that pizza guy?? (don't tell them baller told u how, but plz remember who helped u, i may need a favor 1 day).
On October 25 2010 13:21 kOre wrote: I only took a few pictures and these were the ones that I took with FruitDealer and the fans at the TL meet.
Overall the entire event went amazingly but it was overwhelming even though I've come to these things for the past 3 years. Next year I'll be better planned and hopefully I can meet even more people.
It was amazing hanging out again with FragKrag and Kennigit and the others and meeting rek, zatic, honesttea, boes, etc was sicc too. Never knew I'd get to chill and chat with everyone.
All in all, the event was awesome, met a ton of new people and I hope to see more next year!
On October 30 2010 04:16 baller wrote: dear koryanne,
do u have any advice for some1 who is having trouble approaching younger women? i find younger, innocent looking girls more attractive, but i dont rly kno how to approach them without seeming creepy. how do u start a conversation with these girls? i need help. i dont want to lie and pretend i like justin bieber or smth, that seems kind of dishonest.
On October 29 2010 22:42 ArbAttack wrote: My GF parties quite a bit as well, and from what I’ve heard (some confirmed cases) she has made out with quite a few guys I know at various parties/clubs/etc. Those are only the guys I know, I’m sure there are many more. Once when we were both drinking at a party, some guy glanced at her with a smirk on his face the whole time and when I talked to him he just had this smuggest expression on his face that I couldn’t stand; I asked my GF about it afterwards and she said it was nothing, but she’s always been a bad liar however I just let it go. Also, a mutual friend told me that the night where we met at a karaoke place, she was at a club before and made out with a random guy because “he was tall, Korean, really good looking and had abs of steel”. The norm in today’s society? Yes. Shallow? Absolutely.
Even more troubling to me, she’s only ever had 1 boyfriend before me – who dated her just for sex. Short, average-looking, academic failure of a guy who never introduced her to any of his friends, never did anything special for her, made her miserable, fucked her once/took her virginity and dumped her right afterwards all in 5 months’ time. Ever since I found out, I’ve had some very mixed feelings. On one hand, I feel so sorry for my GF because I love her and I’ve been showering her with attention and care, but on the other hand, I’ve also developed feelings of contempt and anger towards her which I cannot communicate. Every time that I’ve tried to bring up subjects of her past (casually, jokingly, seriously, understandingly, etc. you name it) she becomes very guarded and irritated.
i see only 1 solution for u. u must find this korean guy and this other boyfriend. and u must make out with them. then have ur friends tell her ur history with these dudes and u and ur gf will be even.
yah man u have a beautiful gf, the next time u kiss her just don't think about all the other dudes dongs shes put in her mouth. just don't think about all the dongs. ignore the other dudes dongs, don't think about the dongs of the other guys.
edit but srsly dont think about the dongs, its not worth it
You have massive confidence issues. You should probably fix them.
Mind telling me why? I know you're always super harsh on these blogs Chill because you want to feel as if you're a world-class psychologist diagnosing the problems of TLers in sharp one liners, but you're not always right. You always think you're right so if you can determine the confidence level of someone over 1 blog (or a few, I know you have nothing better to do but check the posting history of anonymous internet posters) then by all means, go and become a real fucking psychologist.
it is prty obvious, Chill is the korean guy she made out with
On October 28 2010 10:57 baller wrote: the best way 2 stop losing is 2 stop losing. and u do this by winning. like if u r really sad and upset from losing, all of ur anger and problems come from the losses. but instead, if ur winning, then u dont have 2 worry about these problems because when u win, u don't lose. and since u stop losing (bc ur winning), u don't get pissed anymore. ur welcome.
On October 29 2010 22:42 ArbAttack wrote: My GF parties quite a bit as well, and from what I’ve heard (some confirmed cases) she has made out with quite a few guys I know at various parties/clubs/etc. Those are only the guys I know, I’m sure there are many more. Once when we were both drinking at a party, some guy glanced at her with a smirk on his face the whole time and when I talked to him he just had this smuggest expression on his face that I couldn’t stand; I asked my GF about it afterwards and she said it was nothing, but she’s always been a bad liar however I just let it go. Also, a mutual friend told me that the night where we met at a karaoke place, she was at a club before and made out with a random guy because “he was tall, Korean, really good looking and had abs of steel”. The norm in today’s society? Yes. Shallow? Absolutely.
Even more troubling to me, she’s only ever had 1 boyfriend before me – who dated her just for sex. Short, average-looking, academic failure of a guy who never introduced her to any of his friends, never did anything special for her, made her miserable, fucked her once/took her virginity and dumped her right afterwards all in 5 months’ time. Ever since I found out, I’ve had some very mixed feelings. On one hand, I feel so sorry for my GF because I love her and I’ve been showering her with attention and care, but on the other hand, I’ve also developed feelings of contempt and anger towards her which I cannot communicate. Every time that I’ve tried to bring up subjects of her past (casually, jokingly, seriously, understandingly, etc. you name it) she becomes very guarded and irritated.
i see only 1 solution for u. u must find this korean guy and this other boyfriend. and u must make out with them. then have ur friends tell her ur history with these dudes and u and ur gf will be even.
yah man u have a beautiful gf, the next time u kiss her just don't think about all the other dudes dongs shes put in her mouth. just don't think about all the dongs. ignore the other dudes dongs, don't think about the dongs of the other guys.
edit but srsly dont think about the dongs, its not worth it
You have massive confidence issues. You should probably fix them.
Mind telling me why? I know you're always super harsh on these blogs Chill because you want to feel as if you're a world-class psychologist diagnosing the problems of TLers in sharp one liners, but you're not always right. You always think you're right so if you can determine the confidence level of someone over 1 blog (or a few, I know you have nothing better to do but check the posting history of anonymous internet posters) then by all means, go and become a real fucking psychologist.
it is prty obvious, Chill is the korean guy she made out with
THIS IS PURE GOLD. Thank you for reposting it here, I had missed it. Poor ArbAttack, he's gonna think about dongs everytime he kisses his gf. Baller's got him forever.
On November 04 2010 12:04 baller wrote: ur life sounds exactly like alicia keys's life, she started playing piano at 7 and she was valedictorian of her hs and dropped out of columbia university 2 be a musician and sold 12 million copies and won 5 grammy awards. oh and she never had the block creative problem u had. so ok maybe ur nothing like alicia keys.
ROFL, i'm in! Who could resist TL's favourite troll?
Edit: New Quote:
On November 04 2010 11:58 baller wrote: there is only 1 way 2 solve this, u must take a picture of her naked body and photoshop ur face and a penis onto it
So I found this thread yesterday and read all of the comments. I remembered baller's method for "getting off the grid". Well today I saw this and couldn't help myself I made a TL account just to post this: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40026355/ns/travel-news/
On November 04 2010 12:04 baller wrote: ur life sounds exactly like alicia keys's life, she started playing piano at 7 and she was valedictorian of her hs and dropped out of columbia university 2 be a musician and sold 12 million copies and won 5 grammy awards. oh and she never had the block creative problem u had. so ok maybe ur nothing like alicia keys.
On November 04 2010 11:58 baller wrote: there is only 1 way 2 solve this, u must take a picture of her naked body and photoshop ur face and a penis onto it
On November 13 2010 15:06 Hakker wrote: Now, this teacher was obviously someone that hated technology. He spends entire classes ranting about how computers are ruining our world and the internet and video games are turning our generation into potatoes. He refuses to use the projectors in class, he makes us list a minimum of 5 book sources and limits us to 1 internet source. He tells us how he goes home at night and listens to the radio, as he doesn't own a TV or computer.
so u knew he hated technology and u still picked an article about it and then ur mad that u got a bad grade? there is an old wise man saying, dont kick a sleeping bear. in this case the bear is ur professor. and this bear really hates technology, and b4 he went 2 sleep he asked u 2 pick an article 2 write a paper on. would u pick a bad paper? of course not.
baller gives Diggity advice on unbiased commentary: + Show Spoiler +
On November 20 2010 10:32 baller wrote: it is OK if u r a fan of a player. even if u cast, u can be a fan of a player. but u must not let fanship make ur commentaries biased. if u need some help being fair balanced casts and not being 2 biased to idra, check out some experienced casters like husky or HD, they do a good job of being excited about both players usually
On December 01 2010 17:49 baller wrote: ok so she is in a 5yr relationship but is unhappy. and she found her new soul mate which is u. i only see one real solution 2 ur problem here, and that is u guys must get rid her 5yr boyfriend. this will make u guys bond even more. i have some advice on how to dispose of the body.
u gotta grind the teeth and burn the bfs hands, that will get rid of the fingerprints. make sure the face is melted off bc it makes it harder 2 identify. first u gotta drain the body of fluids 2 make it easier to cut and decompose. use a knife, make cuts on thighs and arteries. pump the chest using cpr methods to get the air out. make sure 2 use a bathtub it will be messy. u can use bleach during the process it helps the cleanup afterward and makes it easier for u guys so u wont retch due to the dead person smell if ur not used to it. u can also burn candles or use baking soda, but bleach + plastic sheet 2 cover it up is best.
now u gotta pick ur disposal way. 2 bury, cut body and bury in many different parts. this way u dont have 2 work so hard 2 dig deep, u can dig shallow holes for stuff like head and legs. u dont want to spend 2 much time outside diggin ppl get suspicious. also if like the part gets discovered its less likely some1 calls the police about it since its just some random part, it might be from a chicken or dog or smth not human. u need a large knife and a hammer to pulverize and fully separate and grind the body parts. make sure u put each part in a different plastic bag with bleach and freeze them, then bury them in different sites. the farther away and more remote the site the better.
another way is 2 grind the body into mulch and feed it down the drain. this is better than burying and sewer bacteria helps it decompose, and will also mask the smell. this is a lot more work though and u might clog ur pipes so dont try this unless u can clear bones/flesh out of ur drain urself, u obv dont want to call a plumber for this. food processor works but if u use it too much it could have problems. wat i would do is remove 1 of the toilets in ur house and use that pipe then use bleach and flush many times. make sure 2 plug the pipe after bc the smells will come back otherwise.
On December 01 2010 17:49 baller wrote: ok so she is in a 5yr relationship but is unhappy. and she found her new soul mate which is u. i only see one real solution 2 ur problem here, and that is u guys must get rid her 5yr boyfriend. this will make u guys bond even more. i have some advice on how to dispose of the body.
u gotta grind the teeth and burn the bfs hands, that will get rid of the fingerprints. make sure the face is melted off bc it makes it harder 2 identify. first u gotta drain the body of fluids 2 make it easier to cut and decompose. use a knife, make cuts on thighs and arteries. pump the chest using cpr methods to get the air out. make sure 2 use a bathtub it will be messy. u can use bleach during the process it helps the cleanup afterward and makes it easier for u guys so u wont retch due to the dead person smell if ur not used to it. u can also burn candles or use baking soda, but bleach + plastic sheet 2 cover it up is best.
now u gotta pick ur disposal way. 2 bury, cut body and bury in many different parts. this way u dont have 2 work so hard 2 dig deep, u can dig shallow holes for stuff like head and legs. u dont want to spend 2 much time outside diggin ppl get suspicious. also if like the part gets discovered its less likely some1 calls the police about it since its just some random part, it might be from a chicken or dog or smth not human. u need a large knife and a hammer to pulverize and fully separate and grind the body parts. make sure u put each part in a different plastic bag with bleach and freeze them, then bury them in different sites. the farther away and more remote the site the better.
another way is 2 grind the body into mulch and feed it down the drain. this is better than burying and sewer bacteria helps it decompose, and will also mask the smell. this is a lot more work though and u might clog ur pipes so dont try this unless u can clear bones/flesh out of ur drain urself, u obv dont want to call a plumber for this. food processor works but if u use it too much it could have problems. wat i would do is remove 1 of the toilets in ur house and use that pipe then use bleach and flush many times. make sure 2 plug the pipe after bc the smells will come back otherwise.
On November 16 2010 07:14 baller wrote: u r not giving her enough incentive to come on the date with u. u must make it 100% certain she is coming. instead of asking like a pussy, "will you go out with me??" just make her an offer she cant refuse. "go out with me... or i kill you." no way she can oversleep or do homework over that.
On December 02 2010 18:37 Endymion wrote: Hey TL, it's the time of year! I'm usually so good with Christmas gifts, but now that I live away from home I'm at a loss for ideas, can you help me out?!
My Brother - 21 years old, typical university student, likes classic RPGs and reading. Gift ideas that I have - A pea coat, and a book. I want to get him a hardcover fantasy book (first of a series), but I don't want to give him Circle of Time or Fire and Ice. Preferably an artsy fantasy book. Last year - Got him some nice clothes and a hardcover nice version of Alice in Wonderland.
u should get him a fleshlight. but dont just buy him 1, thats very impersonal. make ur own fleshlight 4 him. first, get 100g of starch, add 200g of water. mix and microwave for 1 minute. after its solid, poke a small hole in the center and microwave another 30 seconds. then, estimate his dick size. if ur not sure, try "accidentally" walking in on him in the shower or checking his computer for naked photos. if ur not sure tighter is better, dont want it to be 2 loose. then refrigerate the custom fleshlight for about 1 hr, then remove it and its ready. if u want 2 include a card and maybe a flash drive with some porn on it, that would be cool also.
My Dad - 52 years old, gamer dad. Played FFXI but now plays WoW. Loves gadgets that tell him information, also loves sail boats and hiking. Gift ideas that I have - Probably another hiking book and some kind of gadget, don't know what yet though. Last Year - Got him a hiking book (wrote FFXI references on every page =P), as well as a skiing gadget that gives altitude, longitude, latitude, speed ect.
u can also get him a fleshlight. see above for instructions on how 2 make one.
My Mom - 50 years old, gamer mom. Plays WoW, and loves horses. Doesn't want anything expensive, prefers sentimental gifts. Gift ideas that I have - I really have no idea, I'm thinking about something horse related, but I don't know what! Last Year - I got her a stuffed animal that looked like her pet in WoW, along with a nice card full of WoW references.
hm. probably can't get her a fleshlight. can't think of anything right now, maybe listen 2 other people for gift suggestions 4 her.
On December 02 2010 18:37 Endymion wrote: Hey TL, it's the time of year! I'm usually so good with Christmas gifts, but now that I live away from home I'm at a loss for ideas, can you help me out?!
My Brother - 21 years old, typical university student, likes classic RPGs and reading. Gift ideas that I have - A pea coat, and a book. I want to get him a hardcover fantasy book (first of a series), but I don't want to give him Circle of Time or Fire and Ice. Preferably an artsy fantasy book. Last year - Got him some nice clothes and a hardcover nice version of Alice in Wonderland.
u should get him a fleshlight. but dont just buy him 1, thats very impersonal. make ur own fleshlight 4 him. first, get 100g of starch, add 200g of water. mix and microwave for 1 minute. after its solid, poke a small hole in the center and microwave another 30 seconds. then, estimate his dick size. if ur not sure, try "accidentally" walking in on him in the shower or checking his computer for naked photos. if ur not sure tighter is better, dont want it to be 2 loose. then refrigerate the custom fleshlight for about 1 hr, then remove it and its ready. if u want 2 include a card and maybe a flash drive with some porn on it, that would be cool also.
My Dad - 52 years old, gamer dad. Played FFXI but now plays WoW. Loves gadgets that tell him information, also loves sail boats and hiking. Gift ideas that I have - Probably another hiking book and some kind of gadget, don't know what yet though. Last Year - Got him a hiking book (wrote FFXI references on every page =P), as well as a skiing gadget that gives altitude, longitude, latitude, speed ect.
u can also get him a fleshlight. see above for instructions on how 2 make one.
My Mom - 50 years old, gamer mom. Plays WoW, and loves horses. Doesn't want anything expensive, prefers sentimental gifts. Gift ideas that I have - I really have no idea, I'm thinking about something horse related, but I don't know what! Last Year - I got her a stuffed animal that looked like her pet in WoW, along with a nice card full of WoW references.
hm. probably can't get her a fleshlight. can't think of anything right now, maybe listen 2 other people for gift suggestions 4 her.
On November 06 2010 01:38 Tadrin wrote: So I found this thread yesterday and read all of the comments. I remembered baller's method for "getting off the grid". Well today I saw this and couldn't help myself I made a TL account just to post this: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40026355/ns/travel-news/
holy fuck, that is epic. i don't know how u randomly found that, but it is fucking amazing.
On December 02 2010 22:38 Nokarot wrote: Guys, its a conspiracy! The mods are on to us, they know that we think baller is a mod in disguise!
This is all a cover-up to make us think he's not a mod. Mods never ban other mods.
As far as I know we don't know which of us (if any) baller is. He's fair game as far as I'm concerned.
b/c its hard to run an ip trace on baller's account and cross it thru the sql server of everyone's ip/name amirite? baller [or the mod who is baller] needs to post more frequently.
On December 02 2010 22:38 Nokarot wrote: Guys, its a conspiracy! The mods are on to us, they know that we think baller is a mod in disguise!
This is all a cover-up to make us think he's not a mod. Mods never ban other mods.
As far as I know we don't know which of us (if any) baller is. He's fair game as far as I'm concerned.
b/c its hard to run an ip trace on baller's account and cross it thru the sql server of everyone's ip/name amirite? baller [or the mod who is baller] needs to post more frequently.
On December 02 2010 22:38 Nokarot wrote: Guys, its a conspiracy! The mods are on to us, they know that we think baller is a mod in disguise!
This is all a cover-up to make us think he's not a mod. Mods never ban other mods.
As far as I know we don't know which of us (if any) baller is. He's fair game as far as I'm concerned.
b/c its hard to run an ip trace on baller's account and cross it thru the sql server of everyone's ip/name amirite? baller [or the mod who is baller] needs to post more frequently.
Do I look like Sherlock Holmes?
If you were holmes, you'd already know by the mud on baller's shoe.
On November 06 2010 01:38 Tadrin wrote: So I found this thread yesterday and read all of the comments. I remembered baller's method for "getting off the grid". Well today I saw this and couldn't help myself I made a TL account just to post this: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40026355/ns/travel-news/
holy fuck, that is epic. i don't know how u randomly found that, but it is fucking amazing.
Honesty just came up on the news feed and the title got me wondering. I was shocked when I saw it though!
Me thinks he profited from his timeout! Awesome comeback post! Oh baller we so have missed your witty attitude. Keep it coming man, no matter who you really are.
On January 08 2011 11:17 baller wrote: the only way for this to get back 2 normal is for u to do the exact opposite to her. the EXACT opposite. u need to hack her facebook, take a pic of urself, send it to one of her friends, and say "not exactly a beauty king." then u should run around town crying while she tries 2 find you. only solution imo.
For the sake of comedy read one of his posts, god this one was my favorite by far of all the posts on this fanclub. This guy is really funny
My Health. At 5'6'' and almost 200 pounds, I'm a little overweight (more like totally OBESE). My blood reports just came back from the doctor. Turns out I'm a borderline diabetic and my bad cholesterol is abnormally high. My dad says it's partly genetic but at the same time he wants me to get my fat ass off the couch, go play some basketball, ride my bike, and run on the treadmill everyday. Like that's gonna happen.
ur dad has no right to criticize bc he saddled u with all these genetic problems. however, he also loves u and cares 4 u and wants u to be better than the lardy fatass that u r. again, imagine that girl from above that u r banging. girls bang fat dudes all the time. look at that ron jeremy or that guy from knocked up. u can still get women. best plan is to find the wife of that stupid AP english teacher and bang her first before u move onto others.
Wait I've been through the OP several times (<3 baller--this thread was really the first thing I read on TL) and didn't notice this post: Post a pic of yourself with your b/gf
Thought it could be added for completeness because I for one was quite happy to find another baller post in the wild.
Edit: just trawling through old posts and found more classic baller--Ask NeverGG. In fact throughout the entire thread he imparts words of wisdom, such as:
On July 23 2010 22:28 baller wrote: fat guys they r harmless unless they r on top of u or have gained lots of momentum.
On June 08 2011 12:52 thezergk wrote: after watching the EG masters cup and hearing djwheat give the analogy of the prison riot i can now conclude that baller is djwheat!
Did djWheat give an analogy? Could you show me a link or something to what he said? I really have to know (Yes, I am serious).
Baller, if you are out there, I just wanted to say that I read through your posts and have come to the conclusion that you're the coolest TL user ever. You're fucking hilarious. NOW GET BACK TO WORK ON YOUR PLANS FOR WORLD DOMINATION!
oh hey. i almost forgot about this wonderful OP of mine
On May 17 2011 13:38 twelveapm wrote: Wait I've been through the OP several times (<3 baller--this thread was really the first thing I read on TL) and didn't notice this post: Post a pic of yourself with your b/gf
Thought it could be added for completeness because I for one was quite happy to find another baller post in the wild.
Edit: just trawling through old posts and found more classic baller--Ask NeverGG. In fact throughout the entire thread he imparts words of wisdom, such as:
well baller is back again, so I'll start updating after work. I got a lot of stuff, and ill be numbering the quotes like the IdrA quote list. i have one quote before I leave though
here are the new quotes i added. while i like everything baller says, i only add the ones that are particularly funny to me. if you would like to add one that i didn't add, i'll put it in the OP whether i agree or disagree. the fanclub will try to please everyone.
On February 26 2011 10:09 Weasel- wrote: I noticed recently that the sidebar now displays the time remaining before an event occurs, which seems rather counterintuitive since now I have to check the current time and add the two together to figure out when something starts (yeah I know you can click the calendar to see both). Perhaps add an option in the profile screen to toggle between the two modes?
i have a solution 4 u, it is a method i use often
for example if an event starts at 10:00 KST, and the sidebar says "2h 30m" then that means the event starts 2h 30m from NOW, aka 10:00 KST. thus u just add 2 hours 30 minutes to 10:00 KST, making it 12:30 KST, and thats when the event starts.
On February 20 2011 22:32 baller wrote: no offense, but if this idea was the movie inception, the oscars would the bad idea awards and inception would win all the awards. afterwards, u realize the idea is not actually the movie inception cuz that movie wasn't bad at all.
On February 01 2011 14:16 LoLAdriankat wrote: Stop bitching about the music someone plays when they stream. It's their stream and it's their taste, they can listen to whatever the fuck they want to. Besides, are they forcing you to listen to the music? It's not like most of the streamers talk into their microphone while streaming. Just mute the sound and play your own music.
The complaining makes sense when someone analyzes replays while playing some avant-garde free jazz, but that rarely happens.
Basically, stop crying about streamers that don't have the same taste in music as you. I'd expect more from Starcraft players, fuck.
maybe u should take ur own advice?
and stop bitching about ppl crying about the music someone plays when they stream. it's their opinion stream and it's their taste right, they can listen complain about whatever the fuck they want to. besides, are they forcing you to listen to the music crying? it's not like most of the streamers complainers talk into their microphone while streaming to u. just mute the sound and play your own music ignore them.
basically, stop crying about ppl crying about streamers that don't have the same taste in music as you. i'd expect more from Starcraft players, fuck.
*Ragnar Birko was a TL user who quoted a lot of Ragnar Birko.
On January 12 2011 13:33 baller wrote: ""We are made of stardust and to the stars we must go. This will only happen when our paradise bubble prison becomes unbearable. It is our unfortunate nature that we, as a species, tend to improvise rather than plan ahead; so with this in mind, the more pollution, the more overpopulation, the more resources we need and the larger are our problems, the merrier." - Ragnar Birko circa 1992" - Ragnar Birko circa 2007
On June 21 2011 01:08 turamn wrote: Baller is not that funny....
You do not understand the concept of a fan club do you, anyway god those quotes are awesome, baller is a baller......bet you never heard that one before have yea?
Watching the TL Attack VOD with DRG; Chill lets slip that Baller is actually Hot Bid. Go to 1.09.30ish in the first video for the Hydraroach mention and the backpeddling from Hot Bid.
On September 27 2011 09:13 Slivered Skin wrote: BREAKING NEWS
Watching the TL Attack VOD with DRG; Chill lets slip that Baller is actually Hot Bid. Go to 1.09.30ish in the first video for the Hydraroach mention and the backpeddling from Hot Bid.
On September 27 2011 09:13 Slivered Skin wrote: BREAKING NEWS
Watching the TL Attack VOD with DRG; Chill lets slip that Baller is actually Hot Bid. Go to 1.09.30ish in the first video for the Hydraroach mention and the backpeddling from Hot Bid.
Case closed.
megalisk also had a theory about hot bid being baller...so i guess he is right. kind of sucks. I loved the anonymous part of baller.
On September 27 2011 09:13 Slivered Skin wrote: BREAKING NEWS
Watching the TL Attack VOD with DRG; Chill lets slip that Baller is actually Hot Bid. Go to 1.09.30ish in the first video for the Hydraroach mention and the backpeddling from Hot Bid.
Case closed.
What if Chill said that to troll us all? :< Chill is a smart guy, I don't think he would let the identity slip like that for no reason.
On September 27 2011 09:13 Slivered Skin wrote: BREAKING NEWS
Watching the TL Attack VOD with DRG; Chill lets slip that Baller is actually Hot Bid. Go to 1.09.30ish in the first video for the Hydraroach mention and the backpeddling from Hot Bid.
Case closed.
megalisk also had a theory about hot bid being baller...so i guess he is right. kind of sucks. I loved the anonymous part of baller.
I don't believe it. Hot_Bid is already a huge troll, if he were really Baller he would just post Baller's posts under his own account so as to get us all more in awe of how huge of a troll he is. Baller must be someone with a reason not to be seen by everyone as a troll, and IMO Chill knows who it is and is trolling him by telling us all it's Hot_Bid, because whoever it is can't come out and claim the Ballerness for their own.
On September 27 2011 09:13 Slivered Skin wrote: BREAKING NEWS
Watching the TL Attack VOD with DRG; Chill lets slip that Baller is actually Hot Bid. Go to 1.09.30ish in the first video for the Hydraroach mention and the backpeddling from Hot Bid.
Case closed.
megalisk also had a theory about hot bid being baller...so i guess he is right. kind of sucks. I loved the anonymous part of baller.
I don't believe it. Hot_Bid is already a huge troll, if he were really Baller he would just post Baller's posts under his own account so as to get us all more in awe of how huge of a troll he is. Baller must be someone with a reason not to be seen by everyone as a troll, and IMO Chill knows who it is and is trolling him by telling us all it's Hot_Bid, because whoever it is can't come out and claim the Ballerness for their own.
On September 27 2011 09:13 Slivered Skin wrote: BREAKING NEWS
Watching the TL Attack VOD with DRG; Chill lets slip that Baller is actually Hot Bid. Go to 1.09.30ish in the first video for the Hydraroach mention and the backpeddling from Hot Bid.
Case closed.
Like Chill would know who baller is. We keep that secret on the top shelf.
On October 09 2011 13:16 Megaliskuu wrote: Does anyone remember the time I said "happy birthday baller" in hot_bids happy birthday thread and it got deleted?
I SURE DONT, IT NEVER HAPPENED!
It'd be pretty funny if this post got deleted too.
Anyway I sure don't remember that, if neither of us remembers it then it probably didn't happen,right?
On September 27 2011 09:13 Slivered Skin wrote: BREAKING NEWS
Watching the TL Attack VOD with DRG; Chill lets slip that Baller is actually Hot Bid. Go to 1.09.30ish in the first video for the Hydraroach mention and the backpeddling from Hot Bid.
On April 07 2012 19:37 Mavkar wrote: So, we now have first hand evidence of ballers true identity. Just watch the recent Smix interview at IPL 4, around 3:45.
Baller still slightly ahead! I think the only reason why there's even a question about whether to choose Blade or baller, comes from the fact that baller had to face Hot_Bid in the first round.
On December 03 2013 05:12 Ghanburighan wrote: Baller still slightly ahead! I think the only reason why there's even a question about whether to choose Blade or baller, comes from the fact that baller had to face Hot_Bid in the first round.
That was the best matchup of the whole tournament, so surprised it was one-sided
On December 03 2013 05:12 Ghanburighan wrote: Baller still slightly ahead! I think the only reason why there's even a question about whether to choose Blade or baller, comes from the fact that baller had to face Hot_Bid in the first round.
That was the best matchup of the whole tournament, so surprised it was one-sided
And because he hasn't posted in several years. Many new posters may not even know of this legend.
Dire straits before us, baller might go out to Torenhire, a man of little renown compared to the everlasting lord of baller. Quickly, go vote for him in Group E.
That's not what I mean. As long as the polls are posted in a thread, then people can keep voting on them.
That doesn't matter, right. Lichter said he had difficulty aggregating the results for the next stage as people voted after the deadline. But once the aggregation is done, which it is, it doesn't matter what the polls say. The result is already recorded.
Dire straits before us, baller might go out to Torenhire, a man of little renown compared to the everlasting lord of baller. Quickly, go vote for him in Group E.
I recently came across another poster, who makes great use of graphs to get his point across. However, I felt something was missing there, like he was lacking some chutzpah.
baller if you're listening, please show him the way.
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