[Song] SC2 Love Story

We were both young, when I first saw you.
The beta was young, when we first played you.

I close my eyes and the flashback starts- I'm standing there
I close my eyes, see the invite email, I'm logging in

On a balcony in summer air.
Into battle net at 3 AM.

I see the lights; see the party, the ball gowns.
I see the ranks, see achivements, and icons.

I see you make your way through the crowd and say hello
I see you make me log into facebook and say hello

Little did I know...
Little did I know...

That you were Romeo, you were throwing pebbles-
That you took away LAN, you took away chatrooms-

And my daddy said "stay away from Juliet"-
And Blizzard said, "we don't support cross realm play"-

And I was crying on the staircase-
And I was crying on the forums-

Begging you, "Please don't go..."
Begging you, "Blizzard NOOOO..."

And I said...
And I said...

Romeo, take me
StarCraft2, take me

Somewhere we can be alone.
Somewhere we can be alone.

I'll be waiting; all there's left to do is run.
Macro, micro, other games are not as fun.

You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess,
You'll be the game and I'll be the gamer,

It's a love story, baby, just say yes.
It's a love story, Kerrigan and Raynor.

So I sneak out to the garden to see you.
So I download the crack version to play you.

We keep quiet, because we're dead if they knew-
We keep quiet, because they'd sue if they knew-

So close your eyes... escape this town for a little while.
So close your eyes... imagine LAN for a little while.

Oh, Oh.
Oh, Oh.

Cause you were Romeo - I was a scarlet letter,
Cause you were StarCraft2 - I was a hardcore gamer,

And my daddy said "stay away from Juliet"-
And Blizzard kept screwing up battle net-

But you were everything to me-
But you were everything to me-

I was begging you, "Please don't go.."
I was begging them, "Blizzard Nooo..."

And I said...
And I said...

Romeo, take me, somewhere we can be alone.
StarCraft2, take me, somewhere we can be alone

I'll be waiting; all there's left to do is run.
Macro, micro; other games are not as fun

You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess.
I'll be the fanboy and You'll be the e-sport

It's a love story, baby, just say yes-
It's a love story, just add LAN support-

Romeo, save me, they're trying to tell me how to feel.
StarCraft2, save me, they're trying to tell me how to play.

This love is difficult, but it's real.
Forums aren't anonymous, they're now re-al.

Don't be afraid, we'll make it out of this mess.
I am afraid, noobs can google my address.

It's a love story, baby, just say yes.
What a disaster, Blizzard please fix this

Oh, Oh.
Oh, Oh.

I got tired of waiting.
I got tired of waiting.

Wondering if you were ever coming around.
Wondering if you were ever coming around.

My faith in you was fading-
My faith in you was fading-

When I met you on the outskirts of town.
When I realized the beta was down.

And I said...
And I said...

Romeo, save me, I've been feeling so alone.
StarCraft2, save me, I've been feeling so alone.

I keep waiting, for you but you never come.
I keep waiting, all of this can be undone.

Is this in my head, I don't know what to think-
I see one more thread, and I click on the link-

He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring and said...
You brought beta back and pulled out a patch and said...

Marry me Juliet, you'll never have to be alone.
Marry me userbase, you'll never have to be alone.

I love you, and that's all I really know.
I have LAN, and chat rooms are good to go.

I talked to your dad; go pick out a white dress
Face Book is gone; you can be anonymous

It's a love story, baby just say... yes.
It's a love story, Blizzard just said... yes

Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh.
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh.

'Cause we were both young when I first saw you
'Cause the beta was young, when I first played you