I wrote a little jingle-jangle a while back (after patch 14 or something) about bnet based on a popular song. Just for kicks, hope you enjoy!
http://www.goear.com/listen/37e809d/Torn-(Bnet2.0)-Smix
mp3: http://www.teamliquid.net/staff/Smix/scsong.mp3
Oh right! It's not me singing it's Smix. Thanks Smix! Turned out nicely, if I do say so myself.
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I thought I saw a game brought to life
But Bnet. It was crap. It made me want to cry
I felt a little dead inside
Well you couldn't be BroodWar I adored
You don't seem to know
Or even care what flist is for
I can't f message anymore
Blizz, where are my channels at?
All I have is private chat
What the hell's going on?
Nothing's fine I'm torn
I'm all out of faith
This is how I feel
There's no cross-region play
It is nothing like BroodWar
Bnet never changed
Into something real
Stuck in placement
And I can see
The perfect game is torn
You're a little late
I'm already torn
So I guess facebook friends is alright
I just want some privacy
And not shared RealIDs
But I put my faith in you and now
I don't care
Facebook sucks
I miss f message so damn much
There's just so many things
That I can't touch I'm torn
I'm all out of faith
This is how I feel
There's no cross-region play
It is nothing like BroodWar
Bnet never changed
Into something real
Stuck in placement
And I can see
The perfect game is torn
You're a little late
I'm already torn
Torn
hoooooooooo hoohooooooo oooooooo
On ICCup, my high rank's D
But SC2? I'm Diamond league
What the hell's going on?
Nothing's right I'm torn
I'm all out of faith
This is how I feel
There's no cross-region play
It is nothing like BroodWar
Bnet never changed
Into something real
Stuck in placement
And I can see
The perfect game is torn
I'm all out of faith
This is how I feel
There's no cross-region play
It is nothing like BroodWar
You're a little late
I'm already torn
Torn
(Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh)
Hoh
But Bnet. It was crap. It made me want to cry
I felt a little dead inside
Well you couldn't be BroodWar I adored
You don't seem to know
Or even care what flist is for
I can't f message anymore
Blizz, where are my channels at?
All I have is private chat
What the hell's going on?
Nothing's fine I'm torn
I'm all out of faith
This is how I feel
There's no cross-region play
It is nothing like BroodWar
Bnet never changed
Into something real
Stuck in placement
And I can see
The perfect game is torn
You're a little late
I'm already torn
So I guess facebook friends is alright
I just want some privacy
And not shared RealIDs
But I put my faith in you and now
I don't care
Facebook sucks
I miss f message so damn much
There's just so many things
That I can't touch I'm torn
I'm all out of faith
This is how I feel
There's no cross-region play
It is nothing like BroodWar
Bnet never changed
Into something real
Stuck in placement
And I can see
The perfect game is torn
You're a little late
I'm already torn
Torn
hoooooooooo hoohooooooo oooooooo
On ICCup, my high rank's D
But SC2? I'm Diamond league
What the hell's going on?
Nothing's right I'm torn
I'm all out of faith
This is how I feel
There's no cross-region play
It is nothing like BroodWar
Bnet never changed
Into something real
Stuck in placement
And I can see
The perfect game is torn
I'm all out of faith
This is how I feel
There's no cross-region play
It is nothing like BroodWar
You're a little late
I'm already torn
Torn
(Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh)
Hoh