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sjperera
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Canada349 Posts
July 31 2012 20:35 GMT
#401
I don't know if this should be on a different thread or something, but there's a gritty, violent TMNT project named "Dawn of the Ninja" it already has two chapters and is beautiful and extremely violent... for anyone interested in checking it out and supporting the artists, check em out here... there's 53 pages already up

http://dawnoftheninja.com/Home.php
Stormbringer!!!
Obscure
Profile Joined July 2008
United States272 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-29 21:31:03
August 29 2012 21:26 GMT
#402
So the script for Michael Bay's upcoming Ninja Turtles movie has leaked and as expected, it's not good.

Originally Posted by cinemablend.com
In short, despite Bay's claims that the turtles would be "exactly the same" as the ones many of us loved as kids, they are now aliens destined to presumably fight a great evil in the form of Colonel Schrader. There's no mention made of their sensei and father figure Splinter at all. (I guess rat aliens aren't edgy?) And Casey Jones and April O'Neil are two bickering high school sweethearts. But beyond all this, it seems they've also swapped the personalities of the turtles, attempting to make the typically brooding Raphael into the jokester Michelangelo was known as, and not much of one at that.


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But I'm sure there will be plenty of explosions. Huge, glorious, explosions.

More here http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Disturbing-Details-Teenage-Mutant-Ninja-Turtles-Reboot-Screenplay-32683.html
and here http://latino-review.com/2012/08/28/exclusive-bays-failed-ninja-turtles-script-review/
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge" - Daniel J. Boorstin
Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-29 21:31:09
August 29 2012 21:30 GMT
#403
On August 30 2012 06:26 Obscure wrote:
So the script for Michael Bay's upcoming Ninja Turtles movie has leaked and as expected, it's not good.

Show nested quote +
Originally Posted by cinemabland
In short, despite Bay's claims that the turtles would be "exactly the same" as the ones many of us loved as kids, they are now aliens destined to presumably fight a great evil in the form of Colonel Schrader. There's no mention made of their sensei and father figure Splinter at all. (I guess rat aliens aren't edgy?) And Casey Jones and April O'Neil are two bickering high school sweethearts. But beyond all this, it seems they've also swapped the personalities of the turtles, attempting to make the typically brooding Raphael into the jokester Michelangelo was known as, and not much of one at that.


+ Show Spoiler +
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More here http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Disturbing-Details-Teenage-Mutant-Ninja-Turtles-Reboot-Screenplay-32683.html
and here http://latino-review.com/2012/08/28/exclusive-bays-failed-ninja-turtles-script-review/

Gah, is there a topic he can't make terrible? Welp here comes another movie that makes a big enough profit to get a sequel, and then just gets worse from there.
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Necro)Phagist(
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada6660 Posts
August 29 2012 21:53 GMT
#404
On August 30 2012 06:30 Jaaaaasper wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 30 2012 06:26 Obscure wrote:
So the script for Michael Bay's upcoming Ninja Turtles movie has leaked and as expected, it's not good.

Originally Posted by cinemabland
In short, despite Bay's claims that the turtles would be "exactly the same" as the ones many of us loved as kids, they are now aliens destined to presumably fight a great evil in the form of Colonel Schrader. There's no mention made of their sensei and father figure Splinter at all. (I guess rat aliens aren't edgy?) And Casey Jones and April O'Neil are two bickering high school sweethearts. But beyond all this, it seems they've also swapped the personalities of the turtles, attempting to make the typically brooding Raphael into the jokester Michelangelo was known as, and not much of one at that.


+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]
[image loading]
[image loading]


More here http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Disturbing-Details-Teenage-Mutant-Ninja-Turtles-Reboot-Screenplay-32683.html
and here http://latino-review.com/2012/08/28/exclusive-bays-failed-ninja-turtles-script-review/

Gah, is there a topic he can't make terrible? Welp here comes another movie that makes a big enough profit to get a sequel, and then just gets worse from there.

And Hollywood gets richer by shitting all over my childhood T.T Transformers, Dragon ball Z and now this.... On the bright side, it can't get any worse can it?
"Are you talking to me? Because your authority is not recognized in fort kick ass!"" ||Park Jung Suk|| |MC|HerO|HyuN|
lukekeith
Profile Joined September 2012
United States4 Posts
September 01 2012 06:10 GMT
#405
On August 01 2012 05:35 sjperera wrote:
I don't know if this should be on a different thread or something, but there's a gritty, violent TMNT project named "Dawn of the Ninja" it already has two chapters and is beautiful and extremely violent... for anyone interested in checking it out and supporting the artists, check em out here... there's 53 pages already up

http://www.dawnoftheninja.com


Yo, this is Luke Keith. I'm the guy responsible for that TMNT graphic novel, I also happen to be a HUGE Sc2 fan!!! I'm absolutely thrilled that our project would be mentioned on the forum of the greatest Sc2 clan in the world! I absolutely love Team Liquid, I watch all the videos, so you can imagine my excitement when you discovered our TMNT graphic novel =).

Please feel free to continue talking about our project as much as you can. Maybe I can even put together some special Sc2 meets TMNT artwork at some point.... between Sc2 and TMNT, I'm not sure which I like more =).

Thanks!
Xpace
Profile Joined March 2011
United States2209 Posts
September 01 2012 07:58 GMT
#406
On September 01 2012 15:10 lukekeith wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 01 2012 05:35 sjperera wrote:
I don't know if this should be on a different thread or something, but there's a gritty, violent TMNT project named "Dawn of the Ninja" it already has two chapters and is beautiful and extremely violent... for anyone interested in checking it out and supporting the artists, check em out here... there's 53 pages already up

http://www.dawnoftheninja.com


Yo, this is Luke Keith. I'm the guy responsible for that TMNT graphic novel, I also happen to be a HUGE Sc2 fan!!! I'm absolutely thrilled that our project would be mentioned on the forum of the greatest Sc2 clan in the world! I absolutely love Team Liquid, I watch all the videos, so you can imagine my excitement when you discovered our TMNT graphic novel =).

Please feel free to continue talking about our project as much as you can. Maybe I can even put together some special Sc2 meets TMNT artwork at some point.... between Sc2 and TMNT, I'm not sure which I like more =).

Thanks!


This better not be a troll. You better not be a troll.

'Cause the artwork in that novel completely fits the style of SC2......................
lukekeith
Profile Joined September 2012
United States4 Posts
September 01 2012 09:29 GMT
#407
On September 01 2012 16:58 Xpace wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 01 2012 15:10 lukekeith wrote:
On August 01 2012 05:35 sjperera wrote:
I don't know if this should be on a different thread or something, but there's a gritty, violent TMNT project named "Dawn of the Ninja" it already has two chapters and is beautiful and extremely violent... for anyone interested in checking it out and supporting the artists, check em out here... there's 53 pages already up

http://www.dawnoftheninja.com


Yo, this is Luke Keith. I'm the guy responsible for that TMNT graphic novel, I also happen to be a HUGE Sc2 fan!!! I'm absolutely thrilled that our project would be mentioned on the forum of the greatest Sc2 clan in the world! I absolutely love Team Liquid, I watch all the videos, so you can imagine my excitement when you discovered our TMNT graphic novel =).

Please feel free to continue talking about our project as much as you can. Maybe I can even put together some special Sc2 meets TMNT artwork at some point.... between Sc2 and TMNT, I'm not sure which I like more =).

Thanks!


This better not be a troll. You better not be a troll.

'Cause the artwork in that novel completely fits the style of SC2......................


I am definitely not a troll. The artwork is done by Ray Dillon and I'm the producer. I'm also a designer and artist myself, and I must admit the Starcraft UI and game design is very inspirational to me. You may even see traces of it in my personal website (mostly only portfolio page) LukeKeith.com. So yea.... I'm definitely not a troll. I just freaking love TMNT and Sc2!!! Can't help it if I have good taste =). I actually started writing DOTN back in 2005 while stationed over seas in the Air Force after seeing Batman Begins on a base theater... I thought to myself "TMNT needs to be told in a serious and gritty way like this", so Steve and I immediately got to work on the story. I didn't bring Ray and Jeremy on board until 2009 to start development on the graphic novel. The second chapter was supposed to be done two years ago... but Ray is moving quite slow, only a few more pages to go!!!
JieXian
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Malaysia4677 Posts
September 01 2012 09:43 GMT
#408
ez cash is ez cash


On September 01 2012 18:29 lukekeith wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 01 2012 16:58 Xpace wrote:
On September 01 2012 15:10 lukekeith wrote:
On August 01 2012 05:35 sjperera wrote:
I don't know if this should be on a different thread or something, but there's a gritty, violent TMNT project named "Dawn of the Ninja" it already has two chapters and is beautiful and extremely violent... for anyone interested in checking it out and supporting the artists, check em out here... there's 53 pages already up

http://www.dawnoftheninja.com


Yo, this is Luke Keith. I'm the guy responsible for that TMNT graphic novel, I also happen to be a HUGE Sc2 fan!!! I'm absolutely thrilled that our project would be mentioned on the forum of the greatest Sc2 clan in the world! I absolutely love Team Liquid, I watch all the videos, so you can imagine my excitement when you discovered our TMNT graphic novel =).

Please feel free to continue talking about our project as much as you can. Maybe I can even put together some special Sc2 meets TMNT artwork at some point.... between Sc2 and TMNT, I'm not sure which I like more =).

Thanks!


This better not be a troll. You better not be a troll.

'Cause the artwork in that novel completely fits the style of SC2......................


I am definitely not a troll. The artwork is done by Ray Dillon and I'm the producer. I'm also a designer and artist myself, and I must admit the Starcraft UI and game design is very inspirational to me. You may even see traces of it in my personal website (mostly only portfolio page) LukeKeith.com. So yea.... I'm definitely not a troll. I just freaking love TMNT and Sc2!!! Can't help it if I have good taste =). I actually started writing DOTN back in 2005 while stationed over seas in the Air Force after seeing Batman Begins on a base theater... I thought to myself "TMNT needs to be told in a serious and gritty way like this", so Steve and I immediately got to work on the story. I didn't bring Ray and Jeremy on board until 2009 to start development on the graphic novel. The second chapter was supposed to be done two years ago... but Ray is moving quite slow, only a few more pages to go!!!


Nice art and website you got there. However in my opinion while appearing to be interesting at first, at your portfolio page I found it hard to see your pictures since the screen is so small. I'd prefer to see the picture instead of scrolling around. Same thing goes for the list of pictures in green which only appear if I mouse over it.... You can make it move or something but don't make it disappear >_>
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lukekeith
Profile Joined September 2012
United States4 Posts
September 02 2012 00:30 GMT
#409
Nice art and website you got there. However in my opinion while appearing to be interesting at first, at your portfolio page I found it hard to see your pictures since the screen is so small. I'd prefer to see the picture instead of scrolling around. Same thing goes for the list of pictures in green which only appear if I mouse over it.... You can make it move or something but don't make it disappear >_>


Hah, I haven't looked at my website in a LONG time. It's definitely not supposed to dissapear when you hover, that's hilarious. Thanks for finding that bug... I changed hosts, which has a different PHP environment that is more strict and has caused a few things to break. Afterall, I wrote that site several years ago. Needless to say, I just need to find the time to fix it =). As for the scrolling around, there is a "download" button which gives you the ability to see the full image... but it is probably about that time I update the functionality a bit. =D
huStl.e
Profile Joined March 2012
United Kingdom104 Posts
September 02 2012 00:36 GMT
#410
this man is truly america's answer to Uwe Boll... what even worse is people are giving him enough money to keep shitting on everyones childhoods
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lukekeith
Profile Joined September 2012
United States4 Posts
September 02 2012 02:22 GMT
#411
On September 02 2012 09:36 huStl.e wrote:
this man is truly america's answer to Uwe Boll... what even worse is people are giving him enough money to keep shitting on everyones childhoods


Correct, I have absolutely zero faith in Michael Bay's ability to deliver. Originally I was hopeful when I heard Eastman was involved in the writing, but I actually believe this was a poor decision. He is too entrenched in the TMNT's past to come up with something truly fresh. We need a new writer and a fresh perspective on the story. That is why we worked so hard to develop Dawn of the Ninja. Unfortunately we are nobodies and nobody cares about nobodies in the movie industry.
WolfintheSheep
Profile Joined June 2011
Canada14127 Posts
September 02 2012 02:34 GMT
#412
On August 30 2012 06:53 Necro)Phagist( wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 30 2012 06:30 Jaaaaasper wrote:
On August 30 2012 06:26 Obscure wrote:
So the script for Michael Bay's upcoming Ninja Turtles movie has leaked and as expected, it's not good.

Originally Posted by cinemabland
In short, despite Bay's claims that the turtles would be "exactly the same" as the ones many of us loved as kids, they are now aliens destined to presumably fight a great evil in the form of Colonel Schrader. There's no mention made of their sensei and father figure Splinter at all. (I guess rat aliens aren't edgy?) And Casey Jones and April O'Neil are two bickering high school sweethearts. But beyond all this, it seems they've also swapped the personalities of the turtles, attempting to make the typically brooding Raphael into the jokester Michelangelo was known as, and not much of one at that.


+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]
[image loading]
[image loading]


More here http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Disturbing-Details-Teenage-Mutant-Ninja-Turtles-Reboot-Screenplay-32683.html
and here http://latino-review.com/2012/08/28/exclusive-bays-failed-ninja-turtles-script-review/

Gah, is there a topic he can't make terrible? Welp here comes another movie that makes a big enough profit to get a sequel, and then just gets worse from there.

And Hollywood gets richer by shitting all over my childhood T.T Transformers, Dragon ball Z and now this.... On the bright side, it can't get any worse can it?

The Transformers from your childhood was several magnitudes campier than any of the movies, and made a lot less sense.

Dragon Ball Z...well, yeah, the movies were all horrendous garbage. But a movie adaptation that stays faithful to the anime? Once again, pure camp and garbage plot.

And for the people puking over the supposedly leaked TMNT scripts...those lines might as well have come from the cartoon series. Or the 1990's movies.
Average means I'm better than half of you.
Sbrubbles
Profile Joined October 2010
Brazil5776 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-02 16:02:41
September 02 2012 11:59 GMT
#413
On August 01 2012 05:35 sjperera wrote:
I don't know if this should be on a different thread or something, but there's a gritty, violent TMNT project named "Dawn of the Ninja" it already has two chapters and is beautiful and extremely violent... for anyone interested in checking it out and supporting the artists, check em out here... there's 53 pages already up

http://dawnoftheninja.com/Home.php


Is the site offline? It's not working for me.

This reminded me of another webcomic, http://www.mntgaiden.com. The story is, there's an incident which splits up the turtles and 17 years later a new turtle appears. It's very nitty and gritty and quite fun to read.
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Necro)Phagist(
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada6660 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-02 14:42:56
September 02 2012 14:38 GMT
#414
On September 02 2012 11:34 WolfintheSheep wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 30 2012 06:53 Necro)Phagist( wrote:
On August 30 2012 06:30 Jaaaaasper wrote:
On August 30 2012 06:26 Obscure wrote:
So the script for Michael Bay's upcoming Ninja Turtles movie has leaked and as expected, it's not good.

Originally Posted by cinemabland
In short, despite Bay's claims that the turtles would be "exactly the same" as the ones many of us loved as kids, they are now aliens destined to presumably fight a great evil in the form of Colonel Schrader. There's no mention made of their sensei and father figure Splinter at all. (I guess rat aliens aren't edgy?) And Casey Jones and April O'Neil are two bickering high school sweethearts. But beyond all this, it seems they've also swapped the personalities of the turtles, attempting to make the typically brooding Raphael into the jokester Michelangelo was known as, and not much of one at that.


+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]
[image loading]
[image loading]


More here http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Disturbing-Details-Teenage-Mutant-Ninja-Turtles-Reboot-Screenplay-32683.html
and here http://latino-review.com/2012/08/28/exclusive-bays-failed-ninja-turtles-script-review/

Gah, is there a topic he can't make terrible? Welp here comes another movie that makes a big enough profit to get a sequel, and then just gets worse from there.

And Hollywood gets richer by shitting all over my childhood T.T Transformers, Dragon ball Z and now this.... On the bright side, it can't get any worse can it?

The Transformers from your childhood was several magnitudes campier than any of the movies, and made a lot less sense.

Dragon Ball Z...well, yeah, the movies were all horrendous garbage. But a movie adaptation that stays faithful to the anime? Once again, pure camp and garbage plot.

And for the people puking over the supposedly leaked TMNT scripts...those lines might as well have come from the cartoon series. Or the 1990's movies.

The transformers of my childhood were awesome. I'd still watch the old cartoons over these new movies, special effect =/= better. The script was mind blowingly bad, the only thing the movies did better was have a hot chick in slow motion -.-

The DBZ movies(Like the actual anime ones) I actually enjoyed, sure they didn't follow the plot or anything of actual dbz but the characters where the same and they were enjoyable to watch. Dragonball evolution was a steamy pile of Oozaru shit dumped all over the entire dragonball universe and my childhood.

The point also isn't 100% about being better or worse then the original either. It's more about at least sticking to what people remember and not changing the characters people grew up loving... If you're gonna make a bad version of a classic show into a movie, at least have the decency to not completely rewrite the show and its characters.... obviously some changes would have to be made, but that doesn't mean turn Goku into a whiny little douche(I'm going to stop at this complaint because I could rant for a good page or two of shit they did to dbz...). Or switch around which Ninja turtle is the jokster/serious one or cut out major characters etc.
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Chexx
Profile Joined May 2011
Korea (South)11232 Posts
September 02 2012 14:49 GMT
#415
I thought he abandoned that movie because of the outrage etc?
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NicolBolas
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1388 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-02 14:53:04
September 02 2012 14:52 GMT
#416
On September 02 2012 09:36 huStl.e wrote:
this man is truly america's answer to Uwe Boll... what even worse is people are giving him enough money to keep shitting on everyones childhoods


No, he's not. He's really not.

Don't get me wrong; I'm not defending Michael Bay or this POS movie he's making. But there is a level on which Bay's films can be enjoyed. Granted, it often requires giving yourself a lobotomy with a shotgun, but that level still exists.

The only way to enjoy an Uwe Boll film is by mocking it. By deriving pleasure from seeing just how terrible it's pacing, editing, directing, acting, etc are.

Bay achieves a level of basic filmmaking competence that Boll only wishes he could.

Again; that doesn't mean that Bay's films aren't still shit. But they are more competently assembled than anything Boll has ever done.

On September 02 2012 11:34 WolfintheSheep wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 30 2012 06:53 Necro)Phagist( wrote:
On August 30 2012 06:30 Jaaaaasper wrote:
On August 30 2012 06:26 Obscure wrote:
So the script for Michael Bay's upcoming Ninja Turtles movie has leaked and as expected, it's not good.

Originally Posted by cinemabland
In short, despite Bay's claims that the turtles would be "exactly the same" as the ones many of us loved as kids, they are now aliens destined to presumably fight a great evil in the form of Colonel Schrader. There's no mention made of their sensei and father figure Splinter at all. (I guess rat aliens aren't edgy?) And Casey Jones and April O'Neil are two bickering high school sweethearts. But beyond all this, it seems they've also swapped the personalities of the turtles, attempting to make the typically brooding Raphael into the jokester Michelangelo was known as, and not much of one at that.


+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]
[image loading]
[image loading]


More here http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Disturbing-Details-Teenage-Mutant-Ninja-Turtles-Reboot-Screenplay-32683.html
and here http://latino-review.com/2012/08/28/exclusive-bays-failed-ninja-turtles-script-review/

Gah, is there a topic he can't make terrible? Welp here comes another movie that makes a big enough profit to get a sequel, and then just gets worse from there.

And Hollywood gets richer by shitting all over my childhood T.T Transformers, Dragon ball Z and now this.... On the bright side, it can't get any worse can it?

The Transformers from your childhood was several magnitudes campier than any of the movies, and made a lot less sense.

Dragon Ball Z...well, yeah, the movies were all horrendous garbage. But a movie adaptation that stays faithful to the anime? Once again, pure camp and garbage plot.

And for the people puking over the supposedly leaked TMNT scripts...those lines might as well have come from the cartoon series. Or the 1990's movies.


It's funny. In one breath, you defend crappy lines as "might as well have come from the cartoon series," but in your other breath, you attack the original cartoons as being "pure camp and garbage plot."

I'll be the first to admit that Transformers Generation 1 was not the best written TV show of its era. It was an action series with a good, compelling gimmick, that was written just well enough to keep 8-12 year old boys entertained. Most of the good feelings come from nostalgia; from a modern perspective, the writing was weak and the characterization broad and generic.

And I say this as someone who likes G1 enough to buy the DVD set.

HOWEVER, that does not excuse crappy adaptations today. However "campier" G1 may have been compared to BayFormers, it never made me want to punch the writers in the face the way BayFormers did. And not because it shat on my childhood, but because they were, more often than not, shitty movies that pander to the lowest-common-demoninator.

Beast Wars and Transformers Prime (possibly Animated if I'd ever watched it) prove that you can take the basic concept of Transformers and make it work without creating something that is campy or just Godawful. And again, it's not about taking liberties with the property; both of those shows are marked departures from G1. It's about being respectful of what made the property work in the first place.

You cannot have TMNT without Splinter. Not because he was a beloved character from the 90's cartoon. But because he was important to what TMNT is ultimately about.
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StarStruck
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
25339 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-02 15:03:55
September 02 2012 14:52 GMT
#417
On August 30 2012 06:26 Obscure wrote:
So the script for Michael Bay's upcoming Ninja Turtles movie has leaked and as expected, it's not good.

Show nested quote +
Originally Posted by cinemablend.com
In short, despite Bay's claims that the turtles would be "exactly the same" as the ones many of us loved as kids, they are now aliens destined to presumably fight a great evil in the form of Colonel Schrader. There's no mention made of their sensei and father figure Splinter at all. (I guess rat aliens aren't edgy?) And Casey Jones and April O'Neil are two bickering high school sweethearts. But beyond all this, it seems they've also swapped the personalities of the turtles, attempting to make the typically brooding Raphael into the jokester Michelangelo was known as, and not much of one at that.


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But I'm sure there will be plenty of explosions. Huge, glorious, explosions.

More here http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Disturbing-Details-Teenage-Mutant-Ninja-Turtles-Reboot-Screenplay-32683.html
and here http://latino-review.com/2012/08/28/exclusive-bays-failed-ninja-turtles-script-review/


I thought Paramount turned the project down a few months ago, but now you're telling me another studio picked it up? O_o

To the other guy up top, there are a lot of producers and directors I know who defend the guy to the extreme. Their argument is the fact Michael Bay knows how to sell a product and he's a very detail orientated guy. Plus, it helps knowing how to shoot an action sequence if you ignore the stupid dialogue. Never worked with him ever in my life so I cannot comment. The only Michael Bay film I liked was The Rock and part of that had to do with the casting for that project as well, so meh.

I just re-watched the other movies recently and there was no shortage of cheesey one-liners either. Underlining words to add more stress is incredibly bad form for screenwriters. In fact, it's elementary.
GrapeApe
Profile Joined March 2011
1053 Posts
September 02 2012 15:05 GMT
#418
On September 02 2012 09:36 huStl.e wrote:
this man is truly america's answer to Uwe Boll... what even worse is people are giving him enough money to keep shitting on everyones childhoods


Which is crazy, because of how much better than Uwe Boll he actually is. I can watch some of Bays earlier stuff, before he started money-shotting my childhood, but I can never, ever sit through anything Boll related again.

Honestly, this concept could work...just not with him. Not ever with him. And I'm pretty sure for the script they just got a bunch of people to shit on paper and then let a few little kids play in it, from there they made it slightly TMNT related.

But for real...fuck this. Let someone good take the project
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WolfintheSheep
Profile Joined June 2011
Canada14127 Posts
September 03 2012 02:23 GMT
#419
On September 02 2012 23:52 NicolBolas wrote:
It's funny. In one breath, you defend crappy lines as "might as well have come from the cartoon series," but in your other breath, you attack the original cartoons as being "pure camp and garbage plot."

I'll be the first to admit that Transformers Generation 1 was not the best written TV show of its era. It was an action series with a good, compelling gimmick, that was written just well enough to keep 8-12 year old boys entertained. Most of the good feelings come from nostalgia; from a modern perspective, the writing was weak and the characterization broad and generic.

And I say this as someone who likes G1 enough to buy the DVD set.

HOWEVER, that does not excuse crappy adaptations today. However "campier" G1 may have been compared to BayFormers, it never made me want to punch the writers in the face the way BayFormers did. And not because it shat on my childhood, but because they were, more often than not, shitty movies that pander to the lowest-common-demoninator.

Beast Wars and Transformers Prime (possibly Animated if I'd ever watched it) prove that you can take the basic concept of Transformers and make it work without creating something that is campy or just Godawful. And again, it's not about taking liberties with the property; both of those shows are marked departures from G1. It's about being respectful of what made the property work in the first place.

You cannot have TMNT without Splinter. Not because he was a beloved character from the 90's cartoon. But because he was important to what TMNT is ultimately about.

What made all of these properties "work in the first place" is that it was a unique, random concept that kids growing up in the 90's would think was cool. TMNT is about turtles that are ninjas. Transformers is about cars that turn into robots.

I loved Transformers, TMNT and Dragon Ball Z when I was younger too, and I still enjoy the franchises. But I'm not deluded about the "roots" of the property...or even pretending that there's something to "respect". I watched Beast Wars too, and it's easily my favourite Transformers series. But, beyond a shadow of a doubt, it is campy. Even the third season, which was by far the most serious, had some absolutely ridiculous gags.

Transformers Prime, from what I have seen of it, is definitely more serious. But that's because it's an aged up series designed to be marketed at the people who loved the series a decade ago, instead of the normal focus of revitalizing a toy line.


I'm not saying that the franchises can't be enjoyed. I'm saying that you can't possibly critique the new adaptations using a standard that never existed in the first place. Twenty years ago, you were the lowest common denominator...and the new adaptations are as much about drawing in the young people to sell toys as they are about appeasing fans who have grown up.
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Antihero
Profile Joined November 2010
United States29 Posts
September 03 2012 13:19 GMT
#420
So let me get this straight, now tmnt are going live action by micheal bay... basically means its going to be 2 hours of stuff blowing up.
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