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United Kingdom14103 Posts
ok targe's cricket guide for gamburgers:
white is the fookin SHIT u gotta wear white, the more the better
the pitch is a giant oval, there is a square in the middle of the oval
ball gets bowled down the square by the bowler and batsman wants hit ball
if u hit ball, good, run up and down square
if u hit ball over line even better, 4 ponts for u
hit ball over line without hitting ground and ur like the next coming of jesus, 6 points for u (srsly tho thats a long fuckin way)
if u hit ball and it gets caught poor u, ur out
if u hit ball and they managed to hit ur 3 sticks standing up whilst ur running up and down square, poor u, ur out
if u miss ball and it hit 3 sticks standing up, ur out
if ur not batting and on other team, if the ball hits batter u shout HOWZAT as loud as u can, if u shout loud enough he will be out
u can use ur hat to catch the ball, that works too
u dont want to be wicket keeper or silly-mid, those positions mean u have to wear helmet and helmets are HOT
catching da ball hurts like shit
if ur bowling u gotta keep ur arm totally straight as it rotates, u cant step over da white line, if u do that other team gets points
make sure to rub one side of the ball and not the other, this makes u look pro and that u know what ur doing
dont try to spin, that shit hard
now ur good to go and play cricket
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United Kingdom14103 Posts
im a terrible bowler and batter, ok fielder
so like 2.3k?
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On December 25 2014 06:50 Targe wrote:
if ur not batting and on other team, if the ball hits batter u shout HOWZAT as loud as u can, if u shout loud enough he will be out
Best description of LBW rule ever.
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so basically its baseball for even less athletic people?
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United Kingdom14103 Posts
well.. u have to wear lots of padding if ur a batter so theres that
ive never played baseball tho, only softball at school
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You actually have to be petty fit to play cricket. Fielding is largely standing around, but the field is also huge so you end up covering quite a bit of ground when you're out there 8 hours a day. Bowling is hard work. Batting can be really hard because if you're doing well you have to just keep friggin' running. It's also always played in like 40°C heat, idk whose idea that was but they can die in a fire.
Like, it's not cycling or football or whatever, but proper cricketers are definitely athletic.
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I'm glad TL has country tags so I can easily pick out the third world degenerates
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rofl
I mean dang haro, your gonna get bant for stuff like that
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im here for page 100
Denmark has 3 days off for Christmas, goddamn protestants
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All I'm saying is that Australia has someone with 'monkey' in his name farther up this page
Anyone care to guess 'monkeys forever's country of origin
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On December 25 2014 07:30 harodihg wrote:
I'm glad TL has country tags so I can easily pick out the third world degenerates
You mean like all the people from the US and stuff?
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What's denmarks GDP? Wait do your people even know what a GDP is?
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On December 25 2014 07:36 Nixer wrote:Show nested quote +On December 25 2014 07:30 harodihg wrote:
I'm glad TL has country tags so I can easily pick out the third world degenerates You mean like all the people from the US and stuff?
Where are you from swine? Are you looking to get colonized?
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ahahahaahaha toasting in epic bread
USA USA USA USA USA
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I actually enjoy watching cricket 
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American dog always tries to steal other culture
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page 100 wow, i made it!
edit; USA sucks dude, top15 at BEST.
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Already page 100? going fast
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EPT
