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Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
August 12 2009 10:10 GMT
#961
On August 12 2009 14:34 d(O.o)a wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 13 2009 18:36 Day[9] wrote:
i've broken 6 mice, 5 keyboards, 3 pairs of headphones, and a mousepad, all from raging after starcraft losing streaks


I punched a hole in my wall that cost 300$ to repair -_-


I dropped my mac laptop, completely destroying the screen which actually costs almost as much as the laptop itself to repair. I didn't pay for it though lol; I just don't use the laptop anymore.
Rainmaker5
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1027 Posts
August 12 2009 10:30 GMT
#962
On August 12 2009 19:10 resonance wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 12 2009 14:34 d(O.o)a wrote:
On June 13 2009 18:36 Day[9] wrote:
i've broken 6 mice, 5 keyboards, 3 pairs of headphones, and a mousepad, all from raging after starcraft losing streaks


I punched a hole in my wall that cost 300$ to repair -_-


I dropped my mac laptop, completely destroying the screen which actually costs almost as much as the laptop itself to repair. I didn't pay for it though lol; I just don't use the laptop anymore.

Dude, after I did that I just hooked it up to a moniter. Presto! New desktop.
(-_(-_(-_(^_(-_(-_(-_-)_-)_-)_-)_-)_-)_-) CJ Fighting! "Beer -> soju -> whisky is a terrible build"~~ Scrarecrow.
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5098 Posts
August 12 2009 10:33 GMT
#963
a douche was being all hardass and doing the whole "im so badass i cant get high" routine so i packed two killer bowls of green and fucked him up. he greened out pretty bad and started to panic and say his heart was stopping then fell asleep on my toilet floor for an hour.

i feel pretty bad.

but then when he woke up he was hella high and laughed nonstop so i guess that lightens it up a bit.
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
JMave
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Singapore1806 Posts
August 12 2009 13:53 GMT
#964
On August 12 2009 18:37 fanatacist wrote:
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On August 12 2009 18:25 JMave wrote:
I'm so afraid that my future wife will not be a virgin before I meet her.

You get over this when you get out of college and realize that basically any socially active woman is already damaged goods and that the double standard for whoring yourself at parties is stupid to maintain. Now, try going out with a girl (for the second time), knowing that she lost her virginity to some other dude that YOU KNOW AND HAVE TO SEE ALMOST DAILY BECAUSE OF MUTUAL FRIENDS.

Now that's a bitch. Takes 95% of my patience to not punch him in the face sometimes.



Well, I kinda don't go to those kinda parties anyway lol. Not much double standard for me.
火心 Jealous. I always loved that feeling when I was young. Embrace it.
Artanis[Xp]
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Netherlands12971 Posts
August 12 2009 18:34 GMT
#965
I regularly headbang in my room when no one's watching.
Iplaythings
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Denmark9110 Posts
August 12 2009 18:48 GMT
#966
I had a dream of hermafrodits. and it I didn't wake up screaming.
In the woods, there lurks..
RandomAbuse
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
187 Posts
August 12 2009 18:54 GMT
#967
I dislike more than like.
Kawatan wrote: "Defilers are mid units".
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
August 12 2009 19:04 GMT
#968
On August 13 2009 03:34 Artanis[Xp] wrote:
I regularly headbang in my room when no one's watching.


me too hehe, I'm a pussy so I can't do stuff like that when someone watches me
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
August 12 2009 19:14 GMT
#969
On August 13 2009 03:34 Artanis[Xp] wrote:
I regularly headbang in my room when no one's watching.


i do this exclusively when people are watching
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
ChaseR
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Norway1004 Posts
August 12 2009 19:16 GMT
#970
I have no idea what has gotten into me of late, between pumping Iron and working my super fit bod, I have been playing something that is not worthy of SC. (Read: WTF am I doing not playing SC)
I dl'ed 10 versions of Pokèmon for the VBA emulator all the way from R/B - G/S/C - Ruby/Sapphire to Fire Red/Leaf Green.

Being one of the most repetitive games ever that is not an MMO and Nintendo's classic milking of all franchises 'we are going to make the same game 25 times' I have 100-200+ hours of unchallenging gameplay to waste brain cells at. I have never been near anything pokèmon related since it appeals to children but I think since 10 years ago when everyone had a GBC and I was the poor bullied kid who didn't have shit and now that I randomly found it by googleing and can play it for free with a speed up feature is the reason why, or simply because Im brain dead.

I can't believe Im wasting my time with these games instead of playing SC and practicing on ICCUP to try and reach C rank, in a couple of weeks/months (???) Im going to be a terribad slumping T...fuck.

Pokèmon, Gotta fuck'em all!
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.....
I dare you to click this spoiler it is an disgrace!!!
+ Show Spoiler +
PS : When PL GRAND FINALS SKT1 vs OZ was on LIVESTREAM, I was playing fucking Pokèmon Gold, can you believe that? You see how serious this is...can't believe I did that and I have no regrets either......FUCK Q(._.Q)
Life is not Fucking Fair and Society is not Fucking Logical - "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn"
Iplaythings
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Denmark9110 Posts
August 12 2009 19:18 GMT
#971
On August 13 2009 04:16 ChaseR wrote:
I have no idea what has gotten into me of late, between pumping Iron and working my super fit bod, I have been playing something that is not worthy of SC. (Read: WTF am I doing not playing SC)
I dl'ed 10 versions of Pokèmon for the VBA emulator all the way from R/B - G/S/C - Ruby/Sapphire to Fire Red/Leaf Green.

Being one of the most repetitive games ever that is not an MMO and Nintendo's classic milking of all franchises 'we are going to make the same game 25 times' I have 100-200+ hours of unchallenging gameplay to waste brain cells at. I have never been near anything pokèmon related since it appeals to children but I think since 10 years ago when everyone had a GBC and I was the poor bullied kid who didn't have shit and now that I randomly found it by googleing and can play it for free with a speed up feature is the reason why, or simply because Im brain dead.

I can't believe Im wasting my time with these games instead of playing SC and practicing on ICCUP to try and reach C rank, in a couple of weeks/months (???) Im going to be a terribad slumping T...fuck.

Pokèmon, Gotta fuck'em all!
.....
.....
.....
I dare you to click this spoiler it is an disgrace!!!
+ Show Spoiler +
PS : When PL GRAND FINALS SKT1 vs OZ was on LIVESTREAM, I was playing fucking Pokèmon Gold, can you believe that? You see how serious this is...can't believe I did that and I have no regrets either......FUCK Q(._.Q)

You sure you knew that teh finals was there? YOU SURE!?
In the woods, there lurks..
ChaseR
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Norway1004 Posts
August 12 2009 19:20 GMT
#972
I consciously choose to play it when the stream just started...
Life is not Fucking Fair and Society is not Fucking Logical - "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn"
Artanis[Xp]
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Netherlands12971 Posts
August 12 2009 19:28 GMT
#973
Well, I do it too at concerts obviously.
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44121 Posts
August 12 2009 19:31 GMT
#974
On August 12 2009 18:37 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 12 2009 18:25 JMave wrote:
I'm so afraid that my future wife will not be a virgin before I meet her.

You get over this when you get out of college and realize that basically any socially active woman is already damaged goods and that the double standard for whoring yourself at parties is stupid to maintain. Now, try going out with a girl (for the second time), knowing that she lost her virginity to some other dude that YOU KNOW AND HAVE TO SEE ALMOST DAILY BECAUSE OF MUTUAL FRIENDS.

Now that's a bitch. Takes 95% of my patience to not punch him in the face sometimes.

I hear you there. I hate thinking about that shit. Having it thrown in my face all the time puts me on edge. Worse still, I can't just use it as an excuse to fuck them there and then because thinking about it actually puts me off the girl.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
Whiplash
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States2929 Posts
August 12 2009 19:31 GMT
#975
I had a dream last night that P diddy was really a rich somewhat older white guy.
Cinematographer / Steadicam Operator. Former Starcraft commentator/player
QuoC
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States724 Posts
August 13 2009 04:34 GMT
#976
my mom tucked me in until i was 15-16.
Dario "TLO" Wünsch -- Favorite SC2 Player
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
August 13 2009 06:49 GMT
#977
On August 13 2009 13:34 QuoC wrote:
my mom tucked me in until i was 15-16.

AWWW I didn't know this! cuuuute~
Peace~
leMaj24
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States262 Posts
August 13 2009 06:55 GMT
#978
On July 05 2009 04:22 Lovin wrote:
Idra kinda reminds me of myself.

that sucks,

i like to read threads backwards sometimes..
lwstupidus
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States74 Posts
August 13 2009 07:07 GMT
#979
I tried keto for 2 months and my bench press dropped 30 pounds
a penne saved is a penne earned
Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
August 13 2009 07:11 GMT
#980
On August 12 2009 19:30 Rainmaker5 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 12 2009 19:10 resonance wrote:
On August 12 2009 14:34 d(O.o)a wrote:
On June 13 2009 18:36 Day[9] wrote:
i've broken 6 mice, 5 keyboards, 3 pairs of headphones, and a mousepad, all from raging after starcraft losing streaks


I punched a hole in my wall that cost 300$ to repair -_-


I dropped my mac laptop, completely destroying the screen which actually costs almost as much as the laptop itself to repair. I didn't pay for it though lol; I just don't use the laptop anymore.

Dude, after I did that I just hooked it up to a moniter. Presto! New desktop.


Yeah I'd do that but the laptop was just for school, I already use another desktop TT. @ least I broke the mac and not the PC.
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