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rockon1215
Profile Joined May 2009
United States612 Posts
August 11 2009 21:33 GMT
#921
On August 12 2009 05:16 blahman3344 wrote:
im too afraid to play on iccup often because i hate losing

I'm with you brother
Flash v Jaedong The finals that is ALWAYS meant to be
Forgottenfrog
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States1268 Posts
August 11 2009 21:51 GMT
#922
Since its One-Line confession than I have 3 related confession.

As I was drunk, I went to a gas station and change the gas price because I thought it was too high and needed to be changed.

Right before I drove off away from the gas station, the policeman pulled me over and said I'm going to jail.

I spent my 4th of July in a cell.
coltrane
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Chile988 Posts
August 11 2009 22:36 GMT
#923
once i left a girl alone in a motel room.
Jävla skit
qrs
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3637 Posts
August 11 2009 23:07 GMT
#924
I never use a public urinal--too public for me. If there's no stall around, I just don't go.
'As per the American Heart Association, the beat of the Bee Gees song "Stayin' Alive" provides an ideal rhythm in terms of beats per minute to use for hands-only CPR. One can also hum Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust".' —Wikipedia
iloveambiguity
Profile Joined August 2009
United States81 Posts
August 12 2009 02:19 GMT
#925
On August 11 2009 23:07 Oddysay wrote:
im virgin and got no current girlfriend ( got about 5 gf in the past but never go up for sex ) i have alway fear it and dodge it and im also 24 year old .


You maybe gay. Try men.
iloveambiguity
Profile Joined August 2009
United States81 Posts
August 12 2009 02:20 GMT
#926
I sometimes fantasize about sucking someones blood after killing them.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
August 12 2009 02:22 GMT
#927
My best friend asked me to prevent his younger sister from hooking up with guys at parties, so I prevented her from hooking up with some 20 year old guy because that's shady (she's 17), and somehow got drunk enough to hook up with her myself, and I'm turning 20 in a few months.
Peace~
duckett
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States589 Posts
August 12 2009 02:51 GMT
#928
On August 12 2009 06:33 rockon1215 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 12 2009 05:16 blahman3344 wrote:
im too afraid to play on iccup often because i hate losing

I'm with you brother

I play after work early in the evening and am afraid of koreans. I don't ask from and hope they don't tell me because seeing "kor" throws my game so much.
funky squaredance funky squaredance funky squaredance
QuoC
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States724 Posts
August 12 2009 02:54 GMT
#929
On August 12 2009 11:22 fanatacist wrote:
My best friend asked me to prevent his younger sister from hooking up with guys at parties, so I prevented her from hooking up with some 20 year old guy because that's shady (she's 17), and somehow got drunk enough to hook up with her myself, and I'm turning 20 in a few months.



that's not embarrassing, even though this thread isn't restricted to embarrassing stuff, it kinda implies it.. :p it's more of a brag than a confession.. but anyways,

i always had these wierd grumbling noises when i was in middle school, posterior to my stomache and it would just gurgle and gurgle and vibrate my whole desk basically b/c it was so violent.. it was embarrassing as hell when it was quiet in the class and i squirmed around to prevent it from making any noise, but i'd fail when it did make a noise (and the gurgling episodes lasted like 4-6 seconds straight), especially after lunch. i was also a chubby short white boy. i had no clue why it happened, and my face would just turn red as fuck (i'd be able to tell if my face/ears were red b/c it'd feel hot so when people asked me "oh man you're red!" i'd wanna say back "yeah really? i noticed.") most embarrassing shit in my life.
Dario "TLO" Wünsch -- Favorite SC2 Player
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
August 12 2009 02:55 GMT
#930
On August 12 2009 11:51 duckett wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 12 2009 06:33 rockon1215 wrote:
On August 12 2009 05:16 blahman3344 wrote:
im too afraid to play on iccup often because i hate losing

I'm with you brother

I play after work early in the evening and am afraid of koreans. I don't ask from and hope they don't tell me because seeing "kor" throws my game so much.

I am going to say "kor" at the beginning of every game (after the 2 minute mark obv.) just to throw people off now, thanks.

I admit I have the same problem, when I reached C- this season I decided that I would actually hold it this time, so I took my old account and started playing T and got to 10-0 D+ in 1 day o_o; And they call Protoss the ez race.
Peace~
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
August 12 2009 02:58 GMT
#931
On August 12 2009 11:54 QuoC wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 12 2009 11:22 fanatacist wrote:
My best friend asked me to prevent his younger sister from hooking up with guys at parties, so I prevented her from hooking up with some 20 year old guy because that's shady (she's 17), and somehow got drunk enough to hook up with her myself, and I'm turning 20 in a few months.



that's not embarrassing, even though this thread isn't restricted to embarrassing stuff, it kinda implies it.. :p it's more of a brag than a confession.. but anyways,

i always had these wierd grumbling noises when i was in middle school, posterior to my stomache and it would just gurgle and gurgle and vibrate my whole desk basically b/c it was so violent.. it was embarrassing as hell when it was quiet in the class and i squirmed around to prevent it from making any noise, but i'd fail when it did make a noise (and the gurgling episodes lasted like 4-6 seconds straight), especially after lunch. i was also a chubby short white boy. i had no clue why it happened, and my face would just turn red as fuck (i'd be able to tell if my face/ears were red b/c it'd feel hot so when people asked me "oh man you're red!" i'd wanna say back "yeah really? i noticed.") most embarrassing shit in my life.

This is in no way a brag because I seriously felt like shit for a day or two and I am pretty sure he found out and refuses to talk to me now because he hasn't responded on facebook -_-; I just lost my best friend for a one-night stand. It's not a fucking win situation.

LOL it's okay bro one time I farted in the middle of class and everyone laughed and looked at me, and my bitchface teacher was like "What happened?" and I was like "I farted, so what?" haha got detention for that, seriously can life fuck me harder. <3 7th grade and basically all of school because it never mattered.
Peace~
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
August 12 2009 02:58 GMT
#932
On August 12 2009 11:54 QuoC wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 12 2009 11:22 fanatacist wrote:
My best friend asked me to prevent his younger sister from hooking up with guys at parties, so I prevented her from hooking up with some 20 year old guy because that's shady (she's 17), and somehow got drunk enough to hook up with her myself, and I'm turning 20 in a few months.



that's not embarrassing, even though this thread isn't restricted to embarrassing stuff, it kinda implies it.. :p it's more of a brag than a confession.. but anyways,

i always had these wierd grumbling noises when i was in middle school, posterior to my stomache and it would just gurgle and gurgle and vibrate my whole desk basically b/c it was so violent.. it was embarrassing as hell when it was quiet in the class and i squirmed around to prevent it from making any noise, but i'd fail when it did make a noise (and the gurgling episodes lasted like 4-6 seconds straight), especially after lunch. i was also a chubby short white boy. i had no clue why it happened, and my face would just turn red as fuck (i'd be able to tell if my face/ears were red b/c it'd feel hot so when people asked me "oh man you're red!" i'd wanna say back "yeah really? i noticed.") most embarrassing shit in my life.


It's not that it's embarrassing so to speak, but i am sure he feels somewhat ashamed at having betrayed his best friend's trust like that, well or he at least knows he should feel ashamed.

Bros Before Hoes man

one question though. truthfully on a scale from 1-10, how hot/cute ?
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
August 12 2009 02:59 GMT
#933
8
Peace~
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-12 03:09:33
August 12 2009 03:06 GMT
#934
On August 12 2009 11:58 Etherone wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 12 2009 11:54 QuoC wrote:
On August 12 2009 11:22 fanatacist wrote:
My best friend asked me to prevent his younger sister from hooking up with guys at parties, so I prevented her from hooking up with some 20 year old guy because that's shady (she's 17), and somehow got drunk enough to hook up with her myself, and I'm turning 20 in a few months.



that's not embarrassing, even though this thread isn't restricted to embarrassing stuff, it kinda implies it.. :p it's more of a brag than a confession.. but anyways,

i always had these wierd grumbling noises when i was in middle school, posterior to my stomache and it would just gurgle and gurgle and vibrate my whole desk basically b/c it was so violent.. it was embarrassing as hell when it was quiet in the class and i squirmed around to prevent it from making any noise, but i'd fail when it did make a noise (and the gurgling episodes lasted like 4-6 seconds straight), especially after lunch. i was also a chubby short white boy. i had no clue why it happened, and my face would just turn red as fuck (i'd be able to tell if my face/ears were red b/c it'd feel hot so when people asked me "oh man you're red!" i'd wanna say back "yeah really? i noticed.") most embarrassing shit in my life.


It's not that it's embarrassing so to speak, but i am sure he feels somewhat ashamed at having betrayed his best friend's trust like that, well or he at least knows he should feel ashamed.

Bros Before Hoes man

one question though. truthfully on a scale from 1-10, how hot/cute ?


That only counts if you think the girl is a ho, though.

On August 12 2009 11:19 iloveambiguity wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 11 2009 23:07 Oddysay wrote:
im virgin and got no current girlfriend ( got about 5 gf in the past but never go up for sex ) i have alway fear it and dodge it and im also 24 year old .


You maybe gay. Try men.


Could be a lot of things. Before I had sex the first time I was scared (as I was like 19 and a virgin, and so many people had sex before, so...). I thought I would suck at it and she'd make fun of me. She didn't though.
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
rockon1215
Profile Joined May 2009
United States612 Posts
August 12 2009 03:09 GMT
#935
On August 12 2009 11:59 fanatacist wrote:
8

That's pretty good. Look on the bright side, it wasn't a 1
Flash v Jaedong The finals that is ALWAYS meant to be
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
August 12 2009 03:09 GMT
#936
On August 12 2009 12:09 rockon1215 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 12 2009 11:59 fanatacist wrote:
8

That's pretty good. Look on the bright side, it wasn't a 1


Do you think he'd fuck a 1?
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
August 12 2009 03:13 GMT
#937
On August 12 2009 12:09 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 12 2009 12:09 rockon1215 wrote:
On August 12 2009 11:59 fanatacist wrote:
8

That's pretty good. Look on the bright side, it wasn't a 1


Do you think he'd fuck a 1?

Thanks <3 I was about to lose it when I read that.

Lol kidding.

Kind of.

Don't disrespect me like that, I'll make you bleed, yea I have that mentality.
Peace~
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-12 03:15:24
August 12 2009 03:15 GMT
#938
On August 12 2009 12:09 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 12 2009 12:09 rockon1215 wrote:
On August 12 2009 11:59 fanatacist wrote:
8

That's pretty good. Look on the bright side, it wasn't a 1


Do you think he'd fuck a 1?


betray his best friends trust and fuck a 1, now that would be a confession.

although since she was an 8 it makes it a lot worst, since he needed to count on you more than usual.

Best case scenario you have a friend with benefits, and have to look for a new best friend. . . worst case well, for some reason im sure that's the one you got hit with.

PS. oh great i got a fly in my mouth when i went to drink my coke as I wrote this ... . ..
sYz-Adrenaline
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States1850 Posts
August 12 2009 03:16 GMT
#939
I just ran out of swedish fish and i think im going to cry now..
Can you feel the rush?
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
August 12 2009 03:21 GMT
#940
On August 12 2009 12:15 Etherone wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 12 2009 12:09 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:
On August 12 2009 12:09 rockon1215 wrote:
On August 12 2009 11:59 fanatacist wrote:
8

That's pretty good. Look on the bright side, it wasn't a 1


Do you think he'd fuck a 1?


betray his best friends trust and fuck a 1, now that would be a confession.

although since she was an 8 it makes it a lot worst, since he needed to count on you more than usual.

Best case scenario you have a friend with benefits, and have to look for a new best friend. . . worst case well, for some reason im sure that's the one you got hit with.

PS. oh great i got a fly in my mouth when i went to drink my coke as I wrote this ... . ..

That would be the last line on my suicide note imo.

She texted me the next day and told me to come to some party and I vaguely said I had work at some near point in time and she said "aww ); well next time ;D." I didn't have the heart to respond because I had a massive tug-o-war between two devils and an angel on my shoulders, with pedophilia and betrayal on the left and friendship on the right.

Then again since he isn't talking to me anymore, I guess I have no real reason not to anymore besides my own conscience's convictions, like shame and guilt. I have no morals though, so who knows.

However he might kill me at some point, that would suck.
Peace~
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