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NeverGG *
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom5399 Posts
August 11 2009 03:59 GMT
#881
On August 09 2009 20:44 foeffa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 09 2009 11:26 NeverGG wrote:

I have the most inexplicable and ridiculous crush upon someone right now. FML.


If it 's Boxer, don't worry we all have a crush on him.


Hahahaha - I think Susie would kill me if it was him. It may or may not be someone from T1....maybe.
우리 행운의 모양은 여러개지만 행복의 모양은 하나
Dagobert
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Netherlands1858 Posts
August 11 2009 09:56 GMT
#882
Let's see... from not particularly shameful to omg:

I've killed various insects in the most intriguing ways, including but not limited to: magnifying glass vs ants, grasshoppers (without hind legs, mind you) vs anthill, housefly vs 230V, 2k wasps vs vacuum cleaner...

I shagged my brother's ex.

I almost killed a baby. Before you feed other people's babies, check if they're allergic to anything, please.

My eyes got a bit watery at the end of Titanic.
The_Australian
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Australia458 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-11 12:32:11
August 11 2009 10:42 GMT
#883
"Nothing should be unstoppable when you see it coming...." - Boxer
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
August 11 2009 11:13 GMT
#884
i am bi or something close to it
RIP Aaliyah
bN`
Profile Joined May 2009
Slovenia504 Posts
August 11 2009 11:38 GMT
#885
I laugh at almost anything that's related to death or violence, whether it's movies or just people describing a death. The best part of Titanic for me is when the guy falls off the ship into the rotating fan or whatever you call that. Hostel 1 and 2 are hilarious just because of all the fake blood.

On another note, I've been too scared to finish movies like The ring and Blair witch project.
"It's just a ride." - Bill Hicks
Mah Buckit!
Profile Joined April 2009
Finland474 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-11 11:50:53
August 11 2009 11:47 GMT
#886
On August 09 2009 11:26 NeverGG wrote:
I have the most inexplicable and ridiculous crush upon someone right now. FML.


Nothing ridiculous...

+ Show Spoiler +
Well maybe his hair


Last time I could cry or laugh was when I was 8 years old. I´ve been quite depressed since then and have been trying to hide it. dunno why

I have this obsessive idea involving 2 shotguns and my head, but it´s quite sick.

I fall in love with about 50% of female population ^^

Don´t really like alcohol and after a few I start getting suicidal thoughts and that gets me pretty freaked out.
Starcraft? Epic Grimness.
MrHoon *
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
10183 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-11 12:11:13
August 11 2009 12:10 GMT
#887
Sometimes when I get bored, I want to go to some Local PCBang/PC Cafe, register a new account on TL and bump every single 2003 thread created to the top just to see if any of the mods resign and give their position to another member.
dats racist
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
August 11 2009 12:20 GMT
#888
On June 14 2009 12:57 travis wrote:
i often get a boner when I pet cats or dogs

they don't even have to touch me or anything they just have to really enjoy it


we talked about this on bnet once like five years ago
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Starparty
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Sweden1963 Posts
August 11 2009 12:28 GMT
#889
On August 11 2009 21:10 MrHoon wrote:
Sometimes when I get bored, I want to go to some Local PCBang/PC Cafe, register a new account on TL and bump every single 2003 thread created to the top just to see if any of the mods resign and give their position to another member.


xD go for it hehe
The artist formerly known as Starparty
ama-cms
Profile Joined April 2009
Finland164 Posts
August 11 2009 12:29 GMT
#890
On August 11 2009 20:47 Mah Buckit! wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 09 2009 11:26 NeverGG wrote:
I have the most inexplicable and ridiculous crush upon someone right now. FML.


Nothing ridiculous...

+ Show Spoiler +
Well maybe his hair


Last time I could cry or laugh was when I was 8 years old. I´ve been quite depressed since then and have been trying to hide it. dunno why

I have this obsessive idea involving 2 shotguns and my head, but it´s quite sick.

I fall in love with about 50% of female population ^^

Don´t really like alcohol and after a few I start getting suicidal thoughts and that gets me pretty freaked out.



dear TL user Mah Buckit!:

It is very obvious that you are suffering from symptoms of clinical depression.

You will forever thank yourself if you can find the courage and will to seek help.

Trying to hide your bad feelings is very normal behaviour when suffering from depression.

We have a system that is designed to help you out. Try to think of it like this: you are ill and in need of care, since the illness most probably won't go away by itself.

good luck and once again I hope you find it within yourself to seek help. ( we are a stubborn people, I know it might not be an easy thing to do... )
spam broodling.
Pads
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
England3228 Posts
August 11 2009 12:33 GMT
#891
I cried when Laverne died in scrubs. The bit at the end where Carla starts crying and saying goodbye, it gets me everytime T _ T
#1 Kwanro[saM] fan!
Mah Buckit!
Profile Joined April 2009
Finland474 Posts
August 11 2009 12:38 GMT
#892
On August 11 2009 21:29 ama-cms wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 11 2009 20:47 Mah Buckit! wrote:
On August 09 2009 11:26 NeverGG wrote:
I have the most inexplicable and ridiculous crush upon someone right now. FML.


Nothing ridiculous...

+ Show Spoiler +
Well maybe his hair


Last time I could cry or laugh was when I was 8 years old. I´ve been quite depressed since then and have been trying to hide it. dunno why

I have this obsessive idea involving 2 shotguns and my head, but it´s quite sick.

I fall in love with about 50% of female population ^^

Don´t really like alcohol and after a few I start getting suicidal thoughts and that gets me pretty freaked out.



dear TL user Mah Buckit!:

It is very obvious that you are suffering from symptoms of clinical depression.

You will forever thank yourself if you can find the courage and will to seek help.

Trying to hide your bad feelings is very normal behaviour when suffering from depression.

We have a system that is designed to help you out. Try to think of it like this: you are ill and in need of care, since the illness most probably won't go away by itself.

good luck and once again I hope you find it within yourself to seek help. ( we are a stubborn people, I know it might not be an easy thing to do... )


The thing is:
There´s nothing wrong with me.
Starcraft? Epic Grimness.
Loldts
Profile Joined June 2009
United States66 Posts
August 11 2009 12:41 GMT
#893
I lost my virginity at age 19, to a 33 yr old woman who I didn't find sexually appealing whatsoever.

Violence amuses me, I have been known to laugh more through a horror film than a comedy.

Sometimes I fake an injury and lie to my female friends to find out how worried they are.

Every account, screen name, or user name I had to create from 1998 to ~2003 was Zeratul or something close to it, and now I still use it 85% of the time. You can find me on random chess clubs under the name Zeratul.

The last one wasn't really a confession, but I wanted to end on a good note!
I prematurely shot my wad, on what was supposed to be a dry run, and now I seem to have a bit of a mess on my hands..
ama-cms
Profile Joined April 2009
Finland164 Posts
August 11 2009 12:51 GMT
#894
On August 11 2009 21:38 Mah Buckit! wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 11 2009 21:29 ama-cms wrote:
On August 11 2009 20:47 Mah Buckit! wrote:
On August 09 2009 11:26 NeverGG wrote:
I have the most inexplicable and ridiculous crush upon someone right now. FML.


Nothing ridiculous...

+ Show Spoiler +
Well maybe his hair


Last time I could cry or laugh was when I was 8 years old. I´ve been quite depressed since then and have been trying to hide it. dunno why

I have this obsessive idea involving 2 shotguns and my head, but it´s quite sick.

I fall in love with about 50% of female population ^^

Don´t really like alcohol and after a few I start getting suicidal thoughts and that gets me pretty freaked out.



dear TL user Mah Buckit!:

It is very obvious that you are suffering from symptoms of clinical depression.

You will forever thank yourself if you can find the courage and will to seek help.

Trying to hide your bad feelings is very normal behaviour when suffering from depression.

We have a system that is designed to help you out. Try to think of it like this: you are ill and in need of care, since the illness most probably won't go away by itself.

good luck and once again I hope you find it within yourself to seek help. ( we are a stubborn people, I know it might not be an easy thing to do... )


The thing is:
There´s nothing wrong with me.


No matter how many times you tell yourself that it isn't true and it will never be true.

There is a life of joy, happiness, laughter, smiles and sex. waiting for you too.

The question is will you get help and reach this place a) sooner b) later, or c) go deeper into depression, psychosis, ending in psychosis or forced treatment.

Suicidal thoughts and other stuff you wrote are clear indications of your condition. you don't have to tell me there is nothing wrong with you. we both know it isn't true.

There is no debate here.
spam broodling.
Boertie
Profile Joined July 2009
Netherlands98 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-11 12:56:39
August 11 2009 12:54 GMT
#895
I am a whore, I bang everything that is a human female.

I wish it was still 1998 1999, the heyday of kali.
Waar homos inroeren is wat wij vervoeren!
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13921 Posts
August 11 2009 13:00 GMT
#896
On August 11 2009 21:29 ama-cms wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 11 2009 20:47 Mah Buckit! wrote:
On August 09 2009 11:26 NeverGG wrote:
I have the most inexplicable and ridiculous crush upon someone right now. FML.


Nothing ridiculous...

+ Show Spoiler +
Well maybe his hair


Last time I could cry or laugh was when I was 8 years old. I´ve been quite depressed since then and have been trying to hide it. dunno why

I have this obsessive idea involving 2 shotguns and my head, but it´s quite sick.

I fall in love with about 50% of female population ^^

Don´t really like alcohol and after a few I start getting suicidal thoughts and that gets me pretty freaked out.



dear TL user Mah Buckit!:

It is very obvious that you are suffering from symptoms of clinical depression.

You will forever thank yourself if you can find the courage and will to seek help.

Trying to hide your bad feelings is very normal behaviour when suffering from depression.

We have a system that is designed to help you out. Try to think of it like this: you are ill and in need of care, since the illness most probably won't go away by itself.

good luck and once again I hope you find it within yourself to seek help. ( we are a stubborn people, I know it might not be an easy thing to do... )


thats not normal? guess i have problems too now
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
ama-cms
Profile Joined April 2009
Finland164 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-11 13:23:31
August 11 2009 13:07 GMT
#897
yeah, suicidal thoughts and feeling down all the time is not "normal".

But being normal or not is not the point.

Lets just say that when you manage to crawl out from depression and are living in a more happy state of mind you will feel anger and resentment from this thought: -why didn't I seek help earlier-

Also, when you are not suffering from depression anymore, you will also come to realize how hugely it sucks and you might feel sorry for the time you have lost living in an unhappy mind state.

EDIT:
to any depressed people there: life doesn't have to feel like a struggle or a cloud of darkness all the time. You too can feel happy and enjoy being alive. I am not a guy "cured of depression" preaching a gospel here, rest assured. I am speaking from the experience I have gained working in the field.

please consider some kind of professional help if you have violent or suicidal thoughts and/or plans or hurt yourself while drunk/high etc. or try to read peoples testimonies how they feel depressed and after they have managed to come out of it.

I know this is offtopic, and I am sorry. but I think a little offtopic is always worth it if words of truth can reach people suffering from medium to extreme depression, which I am hoping to achieve here.

now please carry on with one-line confessions according to the topic, and I am sorry for my interference.
spam broodling.
Kgosi
Profile Joined July 2009
Iceland79 Posts
August 11 2009 13:39 GMT
#898
Me and my first girlfriend broke up after she stomped a house I was making out of sticks when we where doing some Community Work ( Gardening ).
Dagobert
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Netherlands1858 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-11 13:47:44
August 11 2009 13:39 GMT
#899
OnTopic:

I thought my first gf's mother was going to kill me when she entered her daughter's room... the morning after I deflowered her. (Most awkward moment of my life, I faked being asleep as if in a bad dream.)

OffTopic: + Show Spoiler +
ama-cms, none your posts there are confessions, so please. You're not helping, either.
"It's obvious you're clinically depressed" is bs, by the way, there's no such thing as online diagnosis (yet), certainly not based on a few lines in a recreational thread on a StarCraft forum. Besides, if the person in question doesn't have a problem with it, that 'get help' advice is moot anyway. It's lovely you're concerned, but you still have no business telling him what to do. Certainly not repeatedly. And surely not if I want to read more confessions instead of someone trying to convince others to get help.
ReDTerraN
Profile Joined July 2009
Sweden88 Posts
August 11 2009 13:42 GMT
#900
-my sc palls thought i was 21 when i was 14 :S
-sometimes i talk to girls over MSN and i say i have to go, but instead of going off msn i go to my gamer MSN and ask if anyone want to play starcraft >.<
I support the emperor! not false GODS!
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