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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
August 09 2009 03:14 GMT
#861
On July 05 2009 11:40 SoleSteeler wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 05 2009 11:32 winterBlossom wrote:
On July 05 2009 11:29 CyuntiyuL wrote:
i read into what people say too often, and these hidden meanings that i come up with usually make me anxious.


Yeah I used to be the same, now I just play dumb and pretend to take everything on face value. Even if they're making it very obvious.


Oh, I read WAY too much into what people say. So much that since I analyze stuff so much, I can often remember shit from years ago, which makes me sound weird if I ever bring it up with that person in the present


I do the same thing. And people are always like "how the fuck do you remember that?" I always tell them I don't know, even though I know why I remember it.

I also have this habit of bringing something random up, and then feeling the need to tell whoever I'm talking to the steps I took in my head to bring up that subject (since it really wasn't random at all, and there was a very clear progression in my thinking to make it happen).
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
[GiTM]-Ace
Profile Joined September 2002
United States4935 Posts
August 09 2009 03:25 GMT
#862
I'm chasing a girl I know I can't have. =[
I may not be the best player right now but I think I can beat any 'best' players. I'll beat all the best players and become the best player. Watch me. - Jju
rockon1215
Profile Joined May 2009
United States612 Posts
August 09 2009 04:35 GMT
#863
I read this entire thread in one sitting and I feel proud.

I feel slightly depressed because I started learning protoss thus betraying the zerg race.
Flash v Jaedong The finals that is ALWAYS meant to be
iloveambiguity
Profile Joined August 2009
United States81 Posts
August 09 2009 04:41 GMT
#864
I once snorted coke off of two hookers ass in a 5 star hotel in Bangkok. After that, I shagged both of them in my private Jakuzi. One of them had a fake tit and thought me how to tell fake and real apart. I think they cut the coke with heroin, cause it was slightly brown, and I was an emotional mess for almost a year afterward.
Wolfwood.
Profile Joined May 2009
United States68 Posts
August 09 2009 04:59 GMT
#865
my earphones never last more than 3 months.
QuoC
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States724 Posts
August 09 2009 04:59 GMT
#866
On August 09 2009 12:25 [GiTM]-Ace wrote:
I'm chasing a girl I know I can't have. =[


it happens to the best of us man..
but remember, i never believed in this quote.. and thought it'd never be true in any of my situations in life, but what comes around, goes around..
Dario "TLO" Wünsch -- Favorite SC2 Player
QuoC
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States724 Posts
August 09 2009 05:02 GMT
#867
i got teary watching the notebook.



alone, by myself.
Dario "TLO" Wünsch -- Favorite SC2 Player
mrgerry
Profile Joined September 2008
United States1508 Posts
August 09 2009 05:04 GMT
#868
I was a failure at work today because I couldn't stop thinking about how heart-wrenching the first 15 minutes or so of "Up" was =(
rredtooth
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
5464 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-09 06:02:40
August 09 2009 06:01 GMT
#869
On August 09 2009 14:02 QuoC wrote:
i got teary watching the notebook.



alone, by myself.
i've never cried as much as i did in "P.S. I Love You". but i watched it with a girl...



on livestream...
[formerly sponsored by the artist formerly known as Gene]
icystorage
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Jollibee19350 Posts
August 09 2009 06:05 GMT
#870
taekgukji made me cry T~T
LiquidDota StaffAre you ready for a Miracle-? We are! The International 2017 Champions!
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11601 Posts
August 09 2009 06:09 GMT
#871
i cried in taegukgi too!
I also cried in Click, Hardball, the korean drama 'Delightful Girl: Choon Hyung' many times.
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
lordmordor
Profile Joined February 2009
United States209 Posts
August 09 2009 06:55 GMT
#872
you know the old trick some people say to use to prevent yourself from orgasming to soon with a girl, "think about baseball"....well I don't know anything about baseball, so a couple of times i've actually mentally gone over SC unit stats or build orders.

I cried during the Notebook, Marley and Me, and many other sad / romantic movies.

I can't bring myself to believe in god. at least not the kind of god presented by the various religions. this is despite being raised jewish and attending sunday school every week until high school.

I love my family...but i find myself thinking that if we weren't related i wouldn't really like any of them aside from my brother.

Carnation[NeoN]
Profile Joined October 2008
United States26 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-09 07:05:21
August 09 2009 07:05 GMT
#873
I enjoy some Soilwork songs post Natural Born Chaos.
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11601 Posts
August 09 2009 07:09 GMT
#874
On August 09 2009 15:55 lordmordor wrote:
you know the old trick some people say to use to prevent yourself from orgasming to soon with a girl, "think about baseball"....well I don't know anything about baseball, so a couple of times i've actually mentally gone over SC unit stats or build orders.

I cried during the Notebook, Marley and Me, and many other sad / romantic movies.

I can't bring myself to believe in god. at least not the kind of god presented by the various religions. this is despite being raised jewish and attending sunday school every week until high school.

I love my family...but i find myself thinking that if we weren't related i wouldn't really like any of them aside from my brother.



oh i know exactly what you mean with the last post. Me and my mom are COMPLETELY different people, and we would never talk if we weren't family. My brother and I are the same way. He's obsessed with the military and i'm 'meh' about it. One of my sister is a workaholic and the other i haven't spoken to in 3 years. If we all weren't a family, we never would interact with each other... ever....
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
KinosJourney2
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Sweden1811 Posts
August 09 2009 10:27 GMT
#875
I dont brush my teeth (i do it sometimes when i feel bad over not doing it )
ocho wrote: EDIT: NEVERMIND, THIS THING HAS APM TECHNOLOGY OMG
foeffa
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Belgium2115 Posts
August 09 2009 11:44 GMT
#876
On August 09 2009 11:26 NeverGG wrote:

I have the most inexplicable and ridiculous crush upon someone right now. FML.


If it 's Boxer, don't worry we all have a crush on him.
觀過斯知仁矣.
foeffa
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Belgium2115 Posts
August 09 2009 11:48 GMT
#877
On August 09 2009 15:55 lordmordor wrote:
you know the old trick some people say to use to prevent yourself from orgasming to soon with a girl, "think about baseball"....well I don't know anything about baseball, so a couple of times i've actually mentally gone over SC unit stats or build orders


That 's a great idea tbh, sometimes I just can't find something to think about that would do the trick, but SC should work great I think.
觀過斯知仁矣.
Dylancool2
Profile Joined June 2009
81 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-09 14:53:07
August 09 2009 14:31 GMT
#878
I'm such a compulsive liar i have convinced the girl i like that i am schizophrenic... I blame everything on my 14 year old brother (i am 16). Sometimes, when i am at school, i pretend to be a international spy..... i masturbate every night before i go to bed...

I also listen to music more than my age squared... and im not in band.
Your as annoying as a Reaver drop.
miseiler
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States1389 Posts
August 09 2009 15:48 GMT
#879
FINALLY finished reading this thread.

I once tried to have sex with a girl while her tampon was still in. It got lodged in her cervix and it took the better part of 30 minutes to remove it by hand.

I sing in a local a capella group, but I don't listen to music on my own, ever.

I started my PhD because I was ashamed of working in a deli.

I'm afraid of moving in with my girlfriend because I like time to myself.

I don't like having money. I will spend it in bursts because of some stupid urge, like 'I NEED CLIMBING EQUIPMENT!'

I think I'm a climber, but I haven't even been to a climbing gym for almost two years, let alone outside on the rocks.

I vastly prefer cats. I own a dog and I feel bad because it doesn't get the attention my cats do.
"Jinro soo manly wearing only a T-Shirt while the Koreans freeze in their jackets" -- Double_O
"He's from Sweden, man. We have to fight polar bears on our way to school." -- Yusername
rockon1215
Profile Joined May 2009
United States612 Posts
August 11 2009 03:32 GMT
#880
I played cannon defense instead of iccup today. AND I LIKED IT
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