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StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
August 11 2009 13:46 GMT
#901
On August 11 2009 22:42 ReDTerraN wrote:
-my sc palls thought i was 21 when i was 14 :S
-sometimes i talk to girls over MSN and i say i have to go, but instead of going off msn i go to my gamer MSN and ask if anyone want to play starcraft >.<


quite the opposite for me... nearly 21 and mistaken to be much much younger
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
ama-cms
Profile Joined April 2009
Finland164 Posts
August 11 2009 13:51 GMT
#902
On August 11 2009 22:39 Dagobert wrote:
ama-cms, none your posts there are confessions, so please. You're not helping, either.
"It's obvious you're clinically depressed" is bs, by the way, there's no such thing as online diagnosis (yet), certainly not based on a few lines in a recreational thread on a StarCraft forum. Besides, if the person in question doesn't have a problem with it, that 'get help' advice is moot anyway. It's lovely you're concerned, but you still have no business telling him what to do.

ot:

I thought my first gf's mother was going to kill me when she entered her daughter's room... the morning after I deflowered her. (Most awkward moment of my life.)



Do yourself a favour.

Go ask a psychiatrist what they'd diagnose someone of having, if symptoms are described as suicidal thoughts, no happiness, and self-restriction of alcohol usage due to getting suicidal ideas and moods while under the influence.

... or what the hell I should just tell you to fuck off, die in a corner and go to hell because you took it as your mission to flame me even when I tried, very hard, to end the offtopic there while apologizing for the OT -twice-. but I wont do that because im a nice guy.

I know my sh*t because I work this field five fricken days a week so don't come and patronize me with what I do or do not know. People are allowed to react to each others posts in a thread like this with other stuff besides confessions and I tried, very hard, to limit myself to two replies.

but oh no some blockhead just has to come and start a fuss. what a great guy you are! not.
spam broodling.
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
August 11 2009 13:53 GMT
#903
On August 11 2009 22:51 ama-cms wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 11 2009 22:39 Dagobert wrote:
ama-cms, none your posts there are confessions, so please. You're not helping, either.
"It's obvious you're clinically depressed" is bs, by the way, there's no such thing as online diagnosis (yet), certainly not based on a few lines in a recreational thread on a StarCraft forum. Besides, if the person in question doesn't have a problem with it, that 'get help' advice is moot anyway. It's lovely you're concerned, but you still have no business telling him what to do.

ot:

I thought my first gf's mother was going to kill me when she entered her daughter's room... the morning after I deflowered her. (Most awkward moment of my life.)



Do yourself a favour.

Go ask a psychiatrist what they'd diagnose someone of having, if symptoms are described as suicidal thoughts, no happiness, and self-restriction of alcohol usage due to getting suicidal ideas and moods while under the influence.

... or what the hell I should just tell you to fuck off, die in a corner and go to hell because you took it as your mission to flame me even when I tried, very hard, to end the offtopic there while apologizing for the OT -twice-. but I wont do that because im a nice guy.

I know my sh*t because I work this field five fricken days a week so don't come and patronize me with what I do or do not know. People are allowed to react to each others posts in a thread like this with other stuff besides confessions and I tried, very hard, to limit myself to two replies.

but oh no some blockhead just has to come and start a fuss. what a great guy you are! not.

please shut up and argue with him via pms. this is not a place to have a bitch fit.
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
Oddysay
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Canada597 Posts
August 11 2009 14:07 GMT
#904
im virgin and got no current girlfriend ( got about 5 gf in the past but never go up for sex ) i have alway fear it and dodge it and im also 24 year old .
LuckyOne
Profile Joined December 2006
266 Posts
August 11 2009 18:29 GMT
#905
On August 11 2009 21:38 Mah Buckit! wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 11 2009 21:29 ama-cms wrote:
On August 11 2009 20:47 Mah Buckit! wrote:
On August 09 2009 11:26 NeverGG wrote:
I have the most inexplicable and ridiculous crush upon someone right now. FML.


Nothing ridiculous...

+ Show Spoiler +
Well maybe his hair


Last time I could cry or laugh was when I was 8 years old. I´ve been quite depressed since then and have been trying to hide it. dunno why

I have this obsessive idea involving 2 shotguns and my head, but it´s quite sick.

I fall in love with about 50% of female population ^^

Don´t really like alcohol and after a few I start getting suicidal thoughts and that gets me pretty freaked out.



dear TL user Mah Buckit!:

It is very obvious that you are suffering from symptoms of clinical depression.

You will forever thank yourself if you can find the courage and will to seek help.

Trying to hide your bad feelings is very normal behaviour when suffering from depression.

We have a system that is designed to help you out. Try to think of it like this: you are ill and in need of care, since the illness most probably won't go away by itself.

good luck and once again I hope you find it within yourself to seek help. ( we are a stubborn people, I know it might not be an easy thing to do... )


The thing is:
There´s nothing wrong with me.

4chan makes you think that
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32130 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-11 19:01:22
August 11 2009 19:00 GMT
#906
On August 11 2009 22:51 ama-cms wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 11 2009 22:39 Dagobert wrote:
ama-cms, none your posts there are confessions, so please. You're not helping, either.
"It's obvious you're clinically depressed" is bs, by the way, there's no such thing as online diagnosis (yet), certainly not based on a few lines in a recreational thread on a StarCraft forum. Besides, if the person in question doesn't have a problem with it, that 'get help' advice is moot anyway. It's lovely you're concerned, but you still have no business telling him what to do.

ot:

I thought my first gf's mother was going to kill me when she entered her daughter's room... the morning after I deflowered her. (Most awkward moment of my life.)



Do yourself a favour.

Go ask a psychiatrist what they'd diagnose someone of having, if symptoms are described as suicidal thoughts, no happiness, and self-restriction of alcohol usage due to getting suicidal ideas and moods while under the influence.

... or what the hell I should just tell you to fuck off, die in a corner and go to hell because you took it as your mission to flame me even when I tried, very hard, to end the offtopic there while apologizing for the OT -twice-. but I wont do that because im a nice guy.

I know my sh*t because I work this field five fricken days a week so don't come and patronize me with what I do or do not know. People are allowed to react to each others posts in a thread like this with other stuff besides confessions and I tried, very hard, to limit myself to two replies.

but oh no some blockhead just has to come and start a fuss. what a great guy you are! not.


'Work in this field five days a week' = I run medicine to the patients, look at me!!

to contribute: I give very little thought to my posts, but I'm still an awesome poster
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
Pods
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States81 Posts
August 11 2009 19:00 GMT
#907
I check facebook 30-40 times a day
I love seeing the red flag come up for a facebook notification
I think SNSD, KARA, and Wonder Girls are soooooo good
Aznleeman
Profile Joined November 2007
United States208 Posts
August 11 2009 19:13 GMT
#908
I jizz in my pants every time this girl is next to me.
._.???
LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
August 11 2009 19:18 GMT
#909
I once stole over $500 dollars from my 8th grade science teacher.


I have a huge foot fetish.
Chains none
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
August 11 2009 19:24 GMT
#910
I like to pee outside....I feel more of a men without having to aim.
ya had ya shot kid!
CyuntiyuL
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada1740 Posts
August 11 2009 19:35 GMT
#911
I'm in a terrible relationship right now, but I don't want to break it off because I think that's what my girlfriend wants. It would make me feel like I "lost."
secret base
Mah Buckit!
Profile Joined April 2009
Finland474 Posts
August 11 2009 19:36 GMT
#912
On August 12 2009 04:24 Kennelie wrote:
I like to pee outside....I feel more of a men without having to aim.


You AIM?!"""?""
Starcraft? Epic Grimness.
uiCk
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Canada1925 Posts
August 11 2009 19:43 GMT
#913
On August 12 2009 04:35 CyuntiyuL wrote:
I'm in a terrible relationship right now, but I don't want to break it off because I think that's what my girlfriend wants. It would make me feel like I "lost."

if thats what ur GF wants then u should start looking elsewhere, and keep her as side GF. like this u don't have to break up and u get more actione.

I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43868 Posts
August 11 2009 19:45 GMT
#914
On August 11 2009 22:42 ReDTerraN wrote:
-sometimes i talk to girls over MSN and i say i have to go, but instead of going off msn i go to my gamer MSN and ask if anyone want to play starcraft >.<

I used to just say to my ex "look, we've spoken for a while, I'm sure we both have other stuff to do, do you mind if I go play Starcraft". And then she'd joke about how I loved that game more than her and I'd go "that's not true" and then tab into bw before she answered. Good times.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
GreEny K
Profile Joined February 2008
Germany7312 Posts
August 11 2009 20:01 GMT
#915
Well there are a couple of things, some involving drugs selling and ripping people off and others include others involve a girl and some stuff (not rape lol) all im willing to say.
Why would you ever choose failure, when success is an option.
sktftw1234
Profile Joined August 2009
United States1 Post
August 11 2009 20:12 GMT
#916
i once had a female friend i was close with. I soon developed a crush on her, but some guy messed things up between her and me, and now, a year later, i don't talk to her anymore and i'm afraid to approach her
blahblah blahblah
blahman3344
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2015 Posts
August 11 2009 20:16 GMT
#917
im too afraid to play on iccup often because i hate losing
I like haikus and / I can not lie. You other / brothers can't deny
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
August 11 2009 20:17 GMT
#918
I'm not actually a troll.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
hyst.eric.al
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2332 Posts
August 11 2009 20:27 GMT
#919
I learned how to play WC3 from watching vods of Moon. I then beat my friend repeatedly who had a 65% winrate and 3000 wins on his account. He switched to Starcraft. My method of learning has not worked for Starcraft. He continues to play it.
Leta , BeSt, Calm fan forever! 김정우, I am sorry I ever lost faith in you.
bdams19
Profile Joined January 2005
United States1316 Posts
August 11 2009 20:46 GMT
#920
On August 12 2009 05:12 sktftw1234 wrote:
i once had a female friend i was close with. I soon developed a crush on her, but some guy messed things up between her and me, and now, a year later, i don't talk to her anymore and i'm afraid to approach her


Do something about it so you don't think what if you're whole life
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