• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EST 04:08
CET 10:08
KST 18:08
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
[ASL22] Finals Preview: Sweet Victory!12[ASL22] Ro4 Preview: Mirror Mirror6[ASL22] Ro8 Preview: Within Reach5[ASL22] Ro8 Preview: In A Tizzy11[ASL22] Ro16 Preview: Holy Diver5
Community News
Weekly Cups (Oct 26 - Nov 1): MaxPax, herO, Solar win0Weekly Cups (October 19-25): Clem triples first in 5.0.175Evil Geniuses - shutting down23ISSL (IntoTheTV x SOOP SC2 League): Premier7Weekly Cups (October 12-18): 5.0.17 era begins1
StarCraft 2
General
No more SC2 streamers on team liquid? [D] Hacker peak in sc2 ? Liquibets sc2 season 30 Evil Geniuses - shutting down Weekly Cups (Oct 26 - Nov 1): MaxPax, herO, Solar win
Tourneys
SC4ALL: II Venue Change Announcement! Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament WardiTV Mondays ISSL (IntoTheTV x SOOP SC2 League): Premier Stellar Fest TWO the Moon (Dec 16-20)
Strategy
[H] ZvP Mid-Late Game: Stalkers Collossi HT
Custom Maps
[G] How to playtest arcade maps Starcraft 2 Advance [D] the control group Simple Questions/Answers
External Content
Mutation # 550 Graveyard Shift The PondCast: SC2 News & Results Mutation # 549 Endless Sparkles Mutation # 548 Shining Bright
Brood War
General
sOs joins Best's team, Newcatsle University Rollback Netcode in Brood War SC4ALL: II Venue Change Announcement! [Megathread] Daily Funny Videos BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/
Tourneys
[$1250] International ShieldBattery League [Megathread] Daily Proleagues Small VOD Thread 2.0 KCM Race Survival 2026 Season 4
Strategy
50,000-Word Terran Builds Memo 2026-10-22 Cliff Jump Revisited (1 in a 1000 strategy) Simple Questions, Simple Answers
Other Games
General Games
Stratus: Battle for the sky now on steam Early acc Path of Exile Nintendo Switch Thread Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Deus Ex 3!?
Dota 2
Dota 2 Champions League Season 3 Begins April 25!
League of Legends
[TL LoL EUW IHs] Teemo shall perish
Heroes of the Storm
Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Community Thread
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread Dating: How's your luck? Trading/Investing Thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine Canadian Politics Mega-thread
Fan Clubs
Fan Club Resource Thread Reynor Fan Club The Flash Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
Anime Discussion Thread Movie Discussion! [Manga] One Piece
Sports
Football (Soccer) Thread TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023 MLB/Baseball 2023
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
Recent Gifted Posts
Blogs
Why I built Repalyzer (1.1.…
BlueStar
Innovate or Game Over?
TrAiDoS
ShieldBattery on Mac
Kraekkling
[ASL22] Ro4 Day1 Ticket Giv…
bITt.mAN
Can Bots Beat Pros?? Starcr…
namkraft
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 8755 users

One-Line Confessions - Page 46

Forum Index > Closed
Post a Reply
Prev 1 44 45 46 47 48 209 Next
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13922 Posts
August 11 2009 13:46 GMT
#901
On August 11 2009 22:42 ReDTerraN wrote:
-my sc palls thought i was 21 when i was 14 :S
-sometimes i talk to girls over MSN and i say i have to go, but instead of going off msn i go to my gamer MSN and ask if anyone want to play starcraft >.<


quite the opposite for me... nearly 21 and mistaken to be much much younger
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
ama-cms
Profile Joined April 2009
Finland164 Posts
August 11 2009 13:51 GMT
#902
On August 11 2009 22:39 Dagobert wrote:
ama-cms, none your posts there are confessions, so please. You're not helping, either.
"It's obvious you're clinically depressed" is bs, by the way, there's no such thing as online diagnosis (yet), certainly not based on a few lines in a recreational thread on a StarCraft forum. Besides, if the person in question doesn't have a problem with it, that 'get help' advice is moot anyway. It's lovely you're concerned, but you still have no business telling him what to do.

ot:

I thought my first gf's mother was going to kill me when she entered her daughter's room... the morning after I deflowered her. (Most awkward moment of my life.)



Do yourself a favour.

Go ask a psychiatrist what they'd diagnose someone of having, if symptoms are described as suicidal thoughts, no happiness, and self-restriction of alcohol usage due to getting suicidal ideas and moods while under the influence.

... or what the hell I should just tell you to fuck off, die in a corner and go to hell because you took it as your mission to flame me even when I tried, very hard, to end the offtopic there while apologizing for the OT -twice-. but I wont do that because im a nice guy.

I know my sh*t because I work this field five fricken days a week so don't come and patronize me with what I do or do not know. People are allowed to react to each others posts in a thread like this with other stuff besides confessions and I tried, very hard, to limit myself to two replies.

but oh no some blockhead just has to come and start a fuss. what a great guy you are! not.
spam broodling.
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13922 Posts
August 11 2009 13:53 GMT
#903
On August 11 2009 22:51 ama-cms wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 11 2009 22:39 Dagobert wrote:
ama-cms, none your posts there are confessions, so please. You're not helping, either.
"It's obvious you're clinically depressed" is bs, by the way, there's no such thing as online diagnosis (yet), certainly not based on a few lines in a recreational thread on a StarCraft forum. Besides, if the person in question doesn't have a problem with it, that 'get help' advice is moot anyway. It's lovely you're concerned, but you still have no business telling him what to do.

ot:

I thought my first gf's mother was going to kill me when she entered her daughter's room... the morning after I deflowered her. (Most awkward moment of my life.)



Do yourself a favour.

Go ask a psychiatrist what they'd diagnose someone of having, if symptoms are described as suicidal thoughts, no happiness, and self-restriction of alcohol usage due to getting suicidal ideas and moods while under the influence.

... or what the hell I should just tell you to fuck off, die in a corner and go to hell because you took it as your mission to flame me even when I tried, very hard, to end the offtopic there while apologizing for the OT -twice-. but I wont do that because im a nice guy.

I know my sh*t because I work this field five fricken days a week so don't come and patronize me with what I do or do not know. People are allowed to react to each others posts in a thread like this with other stuff besides confessions and I tried, very hard, to limit myself to two replies.

but oh no some blockhead just has to come and start a fuss. what a great guy you are! not.

please shut up and argue with him via pms. this is not a place to have a bitch fit.
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
Oddysay
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Canada597 Posts
August 11 2009 14:07 GMT
#904
im virgin and got no current girlfriend ( got about 5 gf in the past but never go up for sex ) i have alway fear it and dodge it and im also 24 year old .
LuckyOne
Profile Joined December 2006
266 Posts
August 11 2009 18:29 GMT
#905
On August 11 2009 21:38 Mah Buckit! wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 11 2009 21:29 ama-cms wrote:
On August 11 2009 20:47 Mah Buckit! wrote:
On August 09 2009 11:26 NeverGG wrote:
I have the most inexplicable and ridiculous crush upon someone right now. FML.


Nothing ridiculous...

+ Show Spoiler +
Well maybe his hair


Last time I could cry or laugh was when I was 8 years old. I´ve been quite depressed since then and have been trying to hide it. dunno why

I have this obsessive idea involving 2 shotguns and my head, but it´s quite sick.

I fall in love with about 50% of female population ^^

Don´t really like alcohol and after a few I start getting suicidal thoughts and that gets me pretty freaked out.



dear TL user Mah Buckit!:

It is very obvious that you are suffering from symptoms of clinical depression.

You will forever thank yourself if you can find the courage and will to seek help.

Trying to hide your bad feelings is very normal behaviour when suffering from depression.

We have a system that is designed to help you out. Try to think of it like this: you are ill and in need of care, since the illness most probably won't go away by itself.

good luck and once again I hope you find it within yourself to seek help. ( we are a stubborn people, I know it might not be an easy thing to do... )


The thing is:
There´s nothing wrong with me.

4chan makes you think that
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32163 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-11 19:01:22
August 11 2009 19:00 GMT
#906
On August 11 2009 22:51 ama-cms wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 11 2009 22:39 Dagobert wrote:
ama-cms, none your posts there are confessions, so please. You're not helping, either.
"It's obvious you're clinically depressed" is bs, by the way, there's no such thing as online diagnosis (yet), certainly not based on a few lines in a recreational thread on a StarCraft forum. Besides, if the person in question doesn't have a problem with it, that 'get help' advice is moot anyway. It's lovely you're concerned, but you still have no business telling him what to do.

ot:

I thought my first gf's mother was going to kill me when she entered her daughter's room... the morning after I deflowered her. (Most awkward moment of my life.)



Do yourself a favour.

Go ask a psychiatrist what they'd diagnose someone of having, if symptoms are described as suicidal thoughts, no happiness, and self-restriction of alcohol usage due to getting suicidal ideas and moods while under the influence.

... or what the hell I should just tell you to fuck off, die in a corner and go to hell because you took it as your mission to flame me even when I tried, very hard, to end the offtopic there while apologizing for the OT -twice-. but I wont do that because im a nice guy.

I know my sh*t because I work this field five fricken days a week so don't come and patronize me with what I do or do not know. People are allowed to react to each others posts in a thread like this with other stuff besides confessions and I tried, very hard, to limit myself to two replies.

but oh no some blockhead just has to come and start a fuss. what a great guy you are! not.


'Work in this field five days a week' = I run medicine to the patients, look at me!!

to contribute: I give very little thought to my posts, but I'm still an awesome poster
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
Pods
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States81 Posts
August 11 2009 19:00 GMT
#907
I check facebook 30-40 times a day
I love seeing the red flag come up for a facebook notification
I think SNSD, KARA, and Wonder Girls are soooooo good
Aznleeman
Profile Joined November 2007
United States208 Posts
August 11 2009 19:13 GMT
#908
I jizz in my pants every time this girl is next to me.
._.???
LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
August 11 2009 19:18 GMT
#909
I once stole over $500 dollars from my 8th grade science teacher.


I have a huge foot fetish.
Chains none
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
August 11 2009 19:24 GMT
#910
I like to pee outside....I feel more of a men without having to aim.
ya had ya shot kid!
CyuntiyuL
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada1740 Posts
August 11 2009 19:35 GMT
#911
I'm in a terrible relationship right now, but I don't want to break it off because I think that's what my girlfriend wants. It would make me feel like I "lost."
secret base
Mah Buckit!
Profile Joined April 2009
Finland474 Posts
August 11 2009 19:36 GMT
#912
On August 12 2009 04:24 Kennelie wrote:
I like to pee outside....I feel more of a men without having to aim.


You AIM?!"""?""
Starcraft? Epic Grimness.
uiCk
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Canada1925 Posts
August 11 2009 19:43 GMT
#913
On August 12 2009 04:35 CyuntiyuL wrote:
I'm in a terrible relationship right now, but I don't want to break it off because I think that's what my girlfriend wants. It would make me feel like I "lost."

if thats what ur GF wants then u should start looking elsewhere, and keep her as side GF. like this u don't have to break up and u get more actione.

I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44439 Posts
August 11 2009 19:45 GMT
#914
On August 11 2009 22:42 ReDTerraN wrote:
-sometimes i talk to girls over MSN and i say i have to go, but instead of going off msn i go to my gamer MSN and ask if anyone want to play starcraft >.<

I used to just say to my ex "look, we've spoken for a while, I'm sure we both have other stuff to do, do you mind if I go play Starcraft". And then she'd joke about how I loved that game more than her and I'd go "that's not true" and then tab into bw before she answered. Good times.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
GreEny K
Profile Joined February 2008
Germany7312 Posts
August 11 2009 20:01 GMT
#915
Well there are a couple of things, some involving drugs selling and ripping people off and others include others involve a girl and some stuff (not rape lol) all im willing to say.
Why would you ever choose failure, when success is an option.
sktftw1234
Profile Joined August 2009
United States1 Post
August 11 2009 20:12 GMT
#916
i once had a female friend i was close with. I soon developed a crush on her, but some guy messed things up between her and me, and now, a year later, i don't talk to her anymore and i'm afraid to approach her
blahblah blahblah
blahman3344
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2015 Posts
August 11 2009 20:16 GMT
#917
im too afraid to play on iccup often because i hate losing
I like haikus and / I can not lie. You other / brothers can't deny
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
August 11 2009 20:17 GMT
#918
I'm not actually a troll.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
hyst.eric.al
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2332 Posts
August 11 2009 20:27 GMT
#919
I learned how to play WC3 from watching vods of Moon. I then beat my friend repeatedly who had a 65% winrate and 3000 wins on his account. He switched to Starcraft. My method of learning has not worked for Starcraft. He continues to play it.
Leta , BeSt, Calm fan forever! 김정우, I am sorry I ever lost faith in you.
bdams19
Profile Joined January 2005
United States1316 Posts
August 11 2009 20:46 GMT
#920
On August 12 2009 05:12 sktftw1234 wrote:
i once had a female friend i was close with. I soon developed a crush on her, but some guy messed things up between her and me, and now, a year later, i don't talk to her anymore and i'm afraid to approach her


Do something about it so you don't think what if you're whole life
Prev 1 44 45 46 47 48 209 Next
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Next event in 1h 52m
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft: Brood War
Rain 3171
Larva 379
actioN 162
FanTaSy 140
Killer 139
Free 125
Mind 110
Leta 100
ZerO 54
NaDa 30
[ Show more ]
scan(afreeca) 26
Aegong 24
Sharp 24
Bale 22
soO 21
zelot 17
yabsab 13
ajuk12(nOOB) 12
Terrorterran 3
Counter-Strike
fl0m2930
Super Smash Bros
Westballz49
Other Games
summit1g11356
JimRising 422
Lowko272
Fuzer 173
NeuroSwarm73
Mew2King51
amsayoshi17
Railgan17
ZerO(Twitch)1
Organizations
Other Games
gamesdonequick457
Counter-Strike
PGL120
StarCraft: Brood War
UltimateBattle 37
[ Show 13 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• LUISG 11
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• Laughngamez YouTube
• Migwel
StarCraft: Brood War
• iopq 21
• ChaeLyn 5
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
League of Legends
• Stunt502
Upcoming Events
IntoTheTV X SOOP
1h 52m
Reynor vs Solar
ByuN vs SHIN
Clem vs MaxPax
herO vs Rogue
IPSL
7h 52m
WorsT vs nOmaD
Dewalt vs andersOn
AI Arena Tournament
9h 52m
IntoTheTV X SOOP
1d 1h
IPSL
1d 7h
Azhi_Dahaki vs ggnore13
Double vs WIZARD
Replay Cast
1d 13h
Replay Cast
2 days
Sparkling Tuna Cup
3 days
WardiTV Invitational
3 days
YoungYakov vs Lambo
SHIN vs TBD
Percival vs Shameless
Solar vs TBD
PiGosaur Cup
3 days
[ Show More ]
The PondCast
5 days
KCM Race Survival
5 days
WardiTV Invitational
5 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Proleague 2026-11-05
Blizzard Classic Cup 2026
HCC Season 3

Ongoing

Acropolis #5
KCM Race Survival 2026 Season 4
International ShieldBattery League
BSL Season 23
IPSL Winter 2026-27
Calamity Cup Div. A Season 8
IEM Beijing 2026
PGL Masters Bucharest 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 5
1win Private Club #2
Thunderpick World Champ. '26
ESL Pro League Season 24
Stake Ranked Episode 4
1win Private Club #1
Logitech G Play Connect 2026
SL StarSeries Fall 2026
FISSURE Playground #3
BLAST Open Fall 2026

Upcoming

Sector 951
SC4ALL II: Brood War
BSL 23: Non-Korean Championship
HSC XXX
Stellar Fest 2: Lunar Cup
SC4ALL II: StarCraft II
Kung Fu Cup 2026 Grand Finals
RSL Offline Finals
Underdog Cup 2026 Div 2-3
PGL Bucharest 2027
BLAST Bounty Winter 2027
eXTREMESLAND 2026
PGL Major Singapore 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 6
BLAST Rivals Fall 2026
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.