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Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
August 12 2009 03:37 GMT
#941
not so bad then, but now you can actually talk to him and use the fact that his sister likes you as a bargaining chip. That all ofcourse depends on whether you value the hard road of redemption, and his friendship ( maybe.. eventually) more than an underage 8 with benefits.

I don't envy your situation, oh and didn't you have a gf? lol

how intriguing of a person is she really though? I would advise you to give her up try and regain some semblance of friendship back with your friend, and if that doesn't work you can walk away knowing you did everything you could to fix it. + there are plenty of 18+ fish in the sea.

unless this girl is intriguing, intelligent, and an 8, then it's a fucking no-brainer.

..still can't get that impression of the fly in my mouth out of my head...
MeriaDoKk
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Chile1726 Posts
August 12 2009 03:39 GMT
#942
I have no friends
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
August 12 2009 03:47 GMT
#943
On August 12 2009 12:37 Etherone wrote:
not so bad then, but now you can actually talk to him and use the fact that his sister likes you as a bargaining chip. That all ofcourse depends on whether you value the hard road of redemption, and his friendship ( maybe.. eventually) more than an underage 8 with benefits.

I don't envy your situation, oh and didn't you have a gf? lol

how intriguing of a person is she really though? I would advise you to give her up try and regain some semblance of friendship back with your friend, and if that doesn't work you can walk away knowing you did everything you could to fix it. + there are plenty of 18+ fish in the sea.

unless this girl is intriguing, intelligent, and an 8, then it's a fucking no-brainer.

..still can't get that impression of the fly in my mouth out of my head...

I wouldn't backhandedly approach a path to redemption using my ability to fuck his sister as blackmail, that's just all sorts of fucked up. I valued our friendship a lot, but we haven't really talked/seen each other in a few months so we have drifted apart somewhat. He is a great guy. Literally the nicest guy I know. That's why this is all fucked up. He was so genuinely upset and serious when he asked me to keep her out of trouble, because he rarely goes to parties. So I feel bad about that. However, she is a solid 8 in my book, and she is turning 18 in December so it's not too terrible... and I have no morals.

Yea I have a girlfriend lol -_-; I haven't seen her in a week or two though.

Well, I wouldn't say she is smart but she is definitely funny and fun to be with (even besides the romance). There's no point in wasting what I already have, you know?

Bah.
Peace~
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-12 03:53:42
August 12 2009 03:48 GMT
#944
On August 12 2009 12:39 MeriaDoKk wrote:
I have no friends

I'll be your friend! :D

EDIT: Just realized this is the worst context to approach someone with that offer... loll
Peace~
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43583 Posts
August 12 2009 03:55 GMT
#945
God fan, I can't even post here. Someone else say something.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43583 Posts
August 12 2009 03:56 GMT
#946
In fact, fuck this, I'm going infested terran.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
moon`
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States372 Posts
August 12 2009 03:57 GMT
#947
I'm starting to hate Protoss more and more.
Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like pandabearguy.
shavingcream66
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1219 Posts
August 12 2009 04:00 GMT
#948
On August 09 2009 15:05 icystorage wrote:
taekgukji made me cry T~T


oh thank god i'm not the only one
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-12 04:03:52
August 12 2009 04:00 GMT
#949
i didn't mean as blackmail, but if you try to regain his friendship it will be much easier if you went to him and told him you will step away from his sister regardless. Basically if you fuck her again it's the nail in the coffin, he will never forgive.
even that slim chance of telling him how much you regret it, and taking a step away from her along with the admittance that you were both drunk and she is attractive, will be gone if you go at her again.

But if you feel it is really over, then i guess you shouldn't throw away an 8, but be prepared to deal with drama from his part. and I don't know how stable this guy is but drama can one day get you run over.

lol good luck.

On August 12 2009 12:39 MeriaDoKk wrote:
I have no friends

you're on TL you have loads of (potential) friends.

at least 3 other guys on TL are from Chile, arrange a get together or some shit.

edit:
On August 12 2009 12:57 moon` wrote:
I'm starting to hate Protoss more and more.


in a week that will turn into self hate, when you realize the only reason you lose to toss is because of your own shortcomings.

Terran is a different story though, fucking imbalanced.
johnnyD
Profile Joined August 2007
United States78 Posts
August 12 2009 04:20 GMT
#950
hemmroids hurt
Rainmaker5
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1027 Posts
August 12 2009 04:41 GMT
#951
If I am on a plane for more that 12 hours I make a point to masturbate.
(-_(-_(-_(^_(-_(-_(-_-)_-)_-)_-)_-)_-)_-) CJ Fighting! "Beer -> soju -> whisky is a terrible build"~~ Scrarecrow.
Rainmaker5
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1027 Posts
August 12 2009 04:42 GMT
#952
Also, for the longest time I wondered what unit A was when people typed 1a2a3a.
(-_(-_(-_(^_(-_(-_(-_-)_-)_-)_-)_-)_-)_-) CJ Fighting! "Beer -> soju -> whisky is a terrible build"~~ Scrarecrow.
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
August 12 2009 04:49 GMT
#953
I had a large bump on my penis yesterday, it started bleeding when i was jacking off.

Its gone now
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Rainmaker5
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1027 Posts
August 12 2009 04:52 GMT
#954
On August 12 2009 13:49 arb wrote:
I had a large bump on my penis yesterday, it started bleeding when i was jacking off.

Its gone now

Probably a boil, either you're fine or you'll get three more to match. GLDD.
(-_(-_(-_(^_(-_(-_(-_-)_-)_-)_-)_-)_-)_-) CJ Fighting! "Beer -> soju -> whisky is a terrible build"~~ Scrarecrow.
d(O.o)a
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada5066 Posts
August 12 2009 05:34 GMT
#955
On June 13 2009 18:36 Day[9] wrote:
i've broken 6 mice, 5 keyboards, 3 pairs of headphones, and a mousepad, all from raging after starcraft losing streaks


I punched a hole in my wall that cost 300$ to repair -_-
Hi.
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-12 05:40:31
August 12 2009 05:39 GMT
#956
On August 12 2009 14:34 d(O.o)a wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 13 2009 18:36 Day[9] wrote:
i've broken 6 mice, 5 keyboards, 3 pairs of headphones, and a mousepad, all from raging after starcraft losing streaks


I punched a hole in my wall that cost 300$ to repair -_-


dude... tape and paint..

edit: or just move a piece of furniture to hide it
JMave
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Singapore1806 Posts
August 12 2009 09:25 GMT
#957
I'm so afraid that my future wife will not be a virgin before I meet her.
火心 Jealous. I always loved that feeling when I was young. Embrace it.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
August 12 2009 09:37 GMT
#958
On August 12 2009 18:25 JMave wrote:
I'm so afraid that my future wife will not be a virgin before I meet her.

You get over this when you get out of college and realize that basically any socially active woman is already damaged goods and that the double standard for whoring yourself at parties is stupid to maintain. Now, try going out with a girl (for the second time), knowing that she lost her virginity to some other dude that YOU KNOW AND HAVE TO SEE ALMOST DAILY BECAUSE OF MUTUAL FRIENDS.

Now that's a bitch. Takes 95% of my patience to not punch him in the face sometimes.
Peace~
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-12 09:40:37
August 12 2009 09:40 GMT
#959
On August 12 2009 13:00 Etherone wrote:
i didn't mean as blackmail, but if you try to regain his friendship it will be much easier if you went to him and told him you will step away from his sister regardless. Basically if you fuck her again it's the nail in the coffin, he will never forgive.
even that slim chance of telling him how much you regret it, and taking a step away from her along with the admittance that you were both drunk and she is attractive, will be gone if you go at her again.

But if you feel it is really over, then i guess you shouldn't throw away an 8, but be prepared to deal with drama from his part. and I don't know how stable this guy is but drama can one day get you run over.

lol good luck.

Yea well it's too late for that and now that I realize that I should embrace my prostitute-like and amoral ways, I am looking forward to Friday (next party I will see her at). Sometimes you just have to let your inhibitions go and become a total douche for that easy lay.

The guy like I said is really nice but he has some scary tendencies, like one time a bunch of girls were bitching out at him (he was the Asian Club President [LOL]), instead of arguing with them he walked outside and punched a locker so hard he broke his hand or some shit. I do not want to be responsible for something like that however if he breaks his hand on a wall that's better than breaking it on my face when I'm passed out after he slips a roofie in my drink at a party where I fuck his sister.
Peace~
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
August 12 2009 09:47 GMT
#960
On August 12 2009 18:25 JMave wrote:
I'm so afraid that my future wife will not be a virgin before I meet her.


if you continue like this you will be hella bad at sex when you get married
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
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