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moon`
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States372 Posts
August 13 2009 07:20 GMT
#981
I ctrl+a --> enter my teacher's pc desktop.
Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like pandabearguy.
sYz-Adrenaline
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States1850 Posts
December 17 2009 01:05 GMT
#982
Alright this thread needs to come back, so he comes a bump for some good laughs for people who missed this thread.

I walked in on my brother's room, he was naked and with a dog in his lap, he claims he was getting dressed...(2 years ago)
Can you feel the rush?
meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
December 17 2009 01:15 GMT
#983
Right... "your brother"

2 girls 1 cup turns me on.
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21244 Posts
December 17 2009 01:17 GMT
#984
I regularly air conduct when listening to classical music ;_;
TranslatorBaa!
DamageControL
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States4222 Posts
December 17 2009 01:20 GMT
#985
I don't see why some of these are so embarrassing.
Liquid | SKT
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-17 01:21:19
December 17 2009 01:20 GMT
#986
I secretly enjoy repetitive shitty songs that are meant for 12-15 year olds (I'm 21).

eg Hannah Montana and such.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
illu
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2531 Posts
December 17 2009 01:30 GMT
#987
I haven't been studying very hard this semester.
:]
DamageControL
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States4222 Posts
December 17 2009 01:35 GMT
#988
On December 17 2009 10:20 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
I secretly enjoy repetitive shitty songs that are meant for 12-15 year olds (I'm 21).

eg Hannah Montana and such.

Dawg, I'm with you.

Party in the USA?

(yes)
Liquid | SKT
enthusiast
Profile Joined May 2008
United States90 Posts
December 17 2009 01:35 GMT
#989
I only recently figured out what IHOP stands for.
DamageControL
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States4222 Posts
December 17 2009 01:36 GMT
#990
On December 17 2009 10:35 enthusiast wrote:
I only recently figured out what IHOP stands for.

what does it stand for???
Liquid | SKT
meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
December 17 2009 01:38 GMT
#991
On December 17 2009 10:36 DamageControL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 17 2009 10:35 enthusiast wrote:
I only recently figured out what IHOP stands for.

what does it stand for???


International House of Pancakes iirc
l10f *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3241 Posts
December 17 2009 01:40 GMT
#992
I love kpop.
Writer
vRoOk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1024 Posts
December 17 2009 01:43 GMT
#993
On August 09 2009 07:31 icystorage wrote:
i tried to blow myself


LOL
Breaking Bad
Vestige
Profile Joined November 2009
United States303 Posts
December 17 2009 01:45 GMT
#994
On December 17 2009 10:43 vRoOk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 09 2009 07:31 icystorage wrote:
i tried to blow myself


LOL


you're not alone lol
"You'd wish it were hell"
aeroH
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1034 Posts
December 17 2009 01:46 GMT
#995
On December 17 2009 10:38 meeple wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 17 2009 10:36 DamageControL wrote:
On December 17 2009 10:35 enthusiast wrote:
I only recently figured out what IHOP stands for.

what does it stand for???


International House of Pancakes iirc

wooahh mind blast!
ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
December 17 2009 01:48 GMT
#996
I have random OCD things. When I feel overwhelmed by the page count of a thread or a long length of a document I start from the bottom.

Also when I was discovering masturbation I tried to fuck the hollow cardboard cylinders from toilet paper, did not work.
Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
vRoOk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1024 Posts
December 17 2009 01:56 GMT
#997
Yesterday a girl i chased for months told me she "had always liked me"
Breaking Bad
jimminy_kriket
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Canada5525 Posts
December 17 2009 02:05 GMT
#998
anything going to happen between you two now?
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-17 02:09:05
December 17 2009 02:07 GMT
#999
On December 17 2009 10:35 DamageControL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 17 2009 10:20 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
I secretly enjoy repetitive shitty songs that are meant for 12-15 year olds (I'm 21).

eg Hannah Montana and such.

Dawg, I'm with you.

Party in the USA?

(yes)

I broke my first pick ever while jamming out to this song. I kept playing.

I think I value doing/tutoring physics and math over spending time with friends/girls... Sometimes, at least. Though sometimes I can tutor physics to friends, that that's all good .
Severedevil
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4839 Posts
December 17 2009 02:07 GMT
#1000
I've fantasized about Martin the Warrior.

And regret nothing.
My strategy is to fork people.
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