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ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
December 17 2009 03:01 GMT
#1021
OH also when I poop a turd that's over a foot long I have a sense of pride and a small part of my brain wants to show it off.
Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-17 03:15:29
December 17 2009 03:06 GMT
#1022
I used to think I could impress people by how fast I typed, or how good I was at school.

I should be studying for a test Friday.
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17743 Posts
December 17 2009 03:10 GMT
#1023
On December 17 2009 11:40 motbob wrote:
I've been going to an all-guy's school since after fifth grade. This is my tenth year of single-sex education.

i feel abit of your pain but i only went for 2 years. Keep it up man :<
ils
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
December 17 2009 03:14 GMT
#1024
I spent a ridiculous amount of money on nerf guns this week.
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
December 17 2009 03:23 GMT
#1025
On December 17 2009 12:01 ShaperofDreams wrote:
OH also when I poop a turd that's over a foot long I have a sense of pride and a small part of my brain wants to show it off.


When the moons align and I feel a foot-long turd coming, I make circular motions with my hips and hover over the can so as to make that spiral turd that you see in cartoons.

SOB_Maj_Brian
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States522 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-17 03:25:49
December 17 2009 03:25 GMT
#1026
On December 17 2009 12:10 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 17 2009 11:40 motbob wrote:
I've been going to an all-guy's school since after fifth grade. This is my tenth year of single-sex education.

i feel abit of your pain but i only went for 2 years. Keep it up man :<


I went to an all guy high school; it makes you appreciate college that much more.
tirentu
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1257 Posts
December 17 2009 03:27 GMT
#1027
On December 17 2009 12:25 SOB_Maj_Brian wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 17 2009 12:10 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
On December 17 2009 11:40 motbob wrote:
I've been going to an all-guy's school since after fifth grade. This is my tenth year of single-sex education.

i feel abit of your pain but i only went for 2 years. Keep it up man :<


I went to an all guy high school; it makes you appreciate college that much more.


I had a wonderful high school experience in a co-ed school with plaid skirts as the uniform for girls ^^. Fun times.
Xxio
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada5565 Posts
December 17 2009 03:33 GMT
#1028
In highschool me and 2 friends made up this thing we called a "bong drive by". We just got our drivers license and we would cruise around with a bong and when we saw people on the sidewalk someone would start smoking a bong and the driver would slow down next to them and open the window and the smoker would blow smoke all in their faces Anyways, we did this once to an old women and she fell down. We drove away and I've felt bad ever since.



KTY
geegee1
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States618 Posts
December 17 2009 03:45 GMT
#1029
i found out i was good at making marines.......... Yep....
pew pew
Elwinros
Profile Joined December 2009
United States93 Posts
December 17 2009 03:45 GMT
#1030
I secretly hate all Europeans.
Entry level StarCraft players -_-
dukethegold
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada5645 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-17 03:48:36
December 17 2009 03:45 GMT
#1031
I have not played Starcraft for 6 years and I only started watch Starcraft via following TL since 6 months ago.

And I still haven't played Starcraft even after I started following Starcraft pro-scene. The game is simply sitting in my hard drive. I still haven't bothered to click it.
QuickStriker
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3694 Posts
December 17 2009 03:46 GMT
#1032
I tried to cheat my way to my final tomorrow of mass media class by getting a copy of the exam of the other section that's taking it today, only to find out the professor collected all copies of exams unlike the last 2 exams.... so I'm fucked..
www.twitch.tv/KoreanUsher
oBlade
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States6677 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-03 00:04:59
December 17 2009 03:49 GMT
#1033
"I read it. You know how to read, you ignorant fuck?" - Andy Dufresne
sYz-Adrenaline
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States1850 Posts
December 17 2009 03:59 GMT
#1034
On December 17 2009 12:45 dukethegold wrote:
I have not played Starcraft for 6 years and I only started watch Starcraft via following TL since 6 months ago.

And I still haven't played Starcraft even after I started following Starcraft pro-scene. The game is simply sitting in my hard drive. I still haven't bothered to click it.


?? T__T lol jk

Can you feel the rush?
Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
December 17 2009 04:09 GMT
#1035
On December 17 2009 12:49 oBlade wrote:
I masturbate on webcam.


I did that for a bit before.


A few more:

- In the past 2-3 months I have also spent about 200$ on good-quality hard-to-find porn and webcam girls (got a visa recently). Is it worth it? No, not really, but after watching porn for a good 5 years there were some things that I was dying to see but could not find w/o downloading some virus. On my last subscription to a website now.

- I can't handle watching the ends of some movies alone, even if they are not sad at all. When the movie ends I feel like I need to talk to somebody asap if I am watching it alone or else I feel lonely/weird.

- If I add up the number of videos watched on two of my youtube accounts, it's at about 35,000. I waste a ridiculous amount of time on youtube/TL/facebook.

- I am really picky with women yet I still wonder why I am single.

- I am effing obsessed with the sinking of the Titanic for some reason.

I will think of more if they come up


hamtaroluveR
Profile Joined December 2009
United States18 Posts
December 17 2009 04:10 GMT
#1036
my first boner was to bijou from hamtaro

she's the girl hamster
littel hamsters big adentures
Xx5k4t3rG0H4NxX
Profile Joined December 2009
United States25 Posts
December 17 2009 04:10 GMT
#1037
i skate 2 much

u gotta skate
i sk4te 4 life and gohan is da b3st ez
Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
December 17 2009 04:12 GMT
#1038
lol @ the past 2 comments
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
December 17 2009 04:14 GMT
#1039
Its not gonna take much but someones gonna pull a Chris Hansen.
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
LarJarsE
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1378 Posts
December 17 2009 04:15 GMT
#1040
On December 17 2009 11:27 Alethios wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 17 2009 10:56 vRoOk wrote:
Yesterday a girl i chased for months told me she "had always liked me"

Awwwwww... So cute!

I am plagued by something I did as a kid, just a stupid kid saying something hurtful, but I can't get it out of my head.


you're welcome.


just kidding.
since 98'
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