• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 15:17
CEST 21:17
KST 04:17
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
[ASL22] Ro16 Preview: Holy Diver5[ASL22] Ro16 Preview: Rough Waters10[ASL22] Ro24 Preview: Siren's Call8[ASL22] Ro24 Preview: Summer's End9Serral wins HomeStory Cup 2915
Community News
Weekly Cups (Sep 7-12): SHIN, ByuN, MaxPax double down1StarCraft open world shooter announced at BlizzCon100Weekly Cups (Aug 30-Sep 7): herO thrives amid growing schism10Official StarCraft website teases new content ahead of BlizzCon?179Stellar Fest TWO the Moon (Dec 16-20)9
StarCraft 2
General
The Death of Cheese: From a Professional Cheeser SC4ALL II: StarCraft 2 Player Announcement 8/8 Yamato Cup Series StarCraft open world shooter announced at BlizzCon Blizzard Classic Cup @ BlizzCon 2026 - $100k prize pool
Tourneys
Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament RSL Revival: Season 6 - Qualifiers and Main Event RSL goes to London! 2026 Offline Finals Nov 21-22 SC2 AI Tournament 2026 Fall KSL Week #92
Strategy
[H] ZvP Mid-Late Game: Stalkers Collossi HT
Custom Maps
Nexus Wars 2021 GUIDE [M] (2) Industrial Park
External Content
Mutation # 543 Enhanced Defenses The PondCast: SC2 News & Results Mutation # 542 The Ascended Mutation # 541 Binary Choice
Brood War
General
Bot on ladder New 3v3 BGH Ladder (and more) on ShieldBattery! Syncronization issues and can't find games Remastered crash fix suggestions BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/
Tourneys
[ASL22] Ro16 Group C [ASL22] Ro16 Group D [Megathread] Daily Proleagues The Casual Games of the Week Thread
Strategy
Replay Review Process - What do you do? Simple Questions, Simple Answers Odyssey Mineral Stack Saturation Game Theory for Starcraft
Other Games
General Games
Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne Nintendo Switch Thread Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread EVE Corporation Diablo IV
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
[TL LoL EUW IHs] Teemo shall perish
Heroes of the Storm
Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Community Thread
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine Russo-Ukrainian War Thread Canadian Politics Mega-thread Post Your Watch!
Fan Clubs
MarineLorD Fan Club The Creator Fan Club The ShoWTimE Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
Movie Discussion! [Manga] One Piece Diablo Animated Series on Netflix
Sports
Football (Soccer) Thread TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023 MLB/Baseball 2023
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
The Automated Ban List Northern Ireland Global Starcraft
Blogs
[meme] I finally understa…
LUCKY_NOOB
Virtual Romance, Real-Life C…
TrAiDoS
Regacy Esports:Our Goa…
regacyesports
Dreaming of BW patches (mod…
c3rberUs
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 10004 users

One-Line Confessions - Page 52

Forum Index > Closed
Post a Reply
Prev 1 50 51 52 53 54 209 Next
ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
December 17 2009 03:01 GMT
#1021
OH also when I poop a turd that's over a foot long I have a sense of pride and a small part of my brain wants to show it off.
Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-17 03:15:29
December 17 2009 03:06 GMT
#1022
I used to think I could impress people by how fast I typed, or how good I was at school.

I should be studying for a test Friday.
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17743 Posts
December 17 2009 03:10 GMT
#1023
On December 17 2009 11:40 motbob wrote:
I've been going to an all-guy's school since after fifth grade. This is my tenth year of single-sex education.

i feel abit of your pain but i only went for 2 years. Keep it up man :<
ils
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
December 17 2009 03:14 GMT
#1024
I spent a ridiculous amount of money on nerf guns this week.
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
December 17 2009 03:23 GMT
#1025
On December 17 2009 12:01 ShaperofDreams wrote:
OH also when I poop a turd that's over a foot long I have a sense of pride and a small part of my brain wants to show it off.


When the moons align and I feel a foot-long turd coming, I make circular motions with my hips and hover over the can so as to make that spiral turd that you see in cartoons.

SOB_Maj_Brian
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States522 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-17 03:25:49
December 17 2009 03:25 GMT
#1026
On December 17 2009 12:10 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 17 2009 11:40 motbob wrote:
I've been going to an all-guy's school since after fifth grade. This is my tenth year of single-sex education.

i feel abit of your pain but i only went for 2 years. Keep it up man :<


I went to an all guy high school; it makes you appreciate college that much more.
tirentu
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1257 Posts
December 17 2009 03:27 GMT
#1027
On December 17 2009 12:25 SOB_Maj_Brian wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 17 2009 12:10 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
On December 17 2009 11:40 motbob wrote:
I've been going to an all-guy's school since after fifth grade. This is my tenth year of single-sex education.

i feel abit of your pain but i only went for 2 years. Keep it up man :<


I went to an all guy high school; it makes you appreciate college that much more.


I had a wonderful high school experience in a co-ed school with plaid skirts as the uniform for girls ^^. Fun times.
Xxio
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada5565 Posts
December 17 2009 03:33 GMT
#1028
In highschool me and 2 friends made up this thing we called a "bong drive by". We just got our drivers license and we would cruise around with a bong and when we saw people on the sidewalk someone would start smoking a bong and the driver would slow down next to them and open the window and the smoker would blow smoke all in their faces Anyways, we did this once to an old women and she fell down. We drove away and I've felt bad ever since.



KTY
geegee1
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States618 Posts
December 17 2009 03:45 GMT
#1029
i found out i was good at making marines.......... Yep....
pew pew
Elwinros
Profile Joined December 2009
United States93 Posts
December 17 2009 03:45 GMT
#1030
I secretly hate all Europeans.
Entry level StarCraft players -_-
dukethegold
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada5645 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-17 03:48:36
December 17 2009 03:45 GMT
#1031
I have not played Starcraft for 6 years and I only started watch Starcraft via following TL since 6 months ago.

And I still haven't played Starcraft even after I started following Starcraft pro-scene. The game is simply sitting in my hard drive. I still haven't bothered to click it.
QuickStriker
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3694 Posts
December 17 2009 03:46 GMT
#1032
I tried to cheat my way to my final tomorrow of mass media class by getting a copy of the exam of the other section that's taking it today, only to find out the professor collected all copies of exams unlike the last 2 exams.... so I'm fucked..
www.twitch.tv/KoreanUsher
oBlade
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States6496 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-03 00:04:59
December 17 2009 03:49 GMT
#1033
"I read it. You know how to read, you ignorant fuck?" - Andy Dufresne
sYz-Adrenaline
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States1850 Posts
December 17 2009 03:59 GMT
#1034
On December 17 2009 12:45 dukethegold wrote:
I have not played Starcraft for 6 years and I only started watch Starcraft via following TL since 6 months ago.

And I still haven't played Starcraft even after I started following Starcraft pro-scene. The game is simply sitting in my hard drive. I still haven't bothered to click it.


?? T__T lol jk

Can you feel the rush?
Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
December 17 2009 04:09 GMT
#1035
On December 17 2009 12:49 oBlade wrote:
I masturbate on webcam.


I did that for a bit before.


A few more:

- In the past 2-3 months I have also spent about 200$ on good-quality hard-to-find porn and webcam girls (got a visa recently). Is it worth it? No, not really, but after watching porn for a good 5 years there were some things that I was dying to see but could not find w/o downloading some virus. On my last subscription to a website now.

- I can't handle watching the ends of some movies alone, even if they are not sad at all. When the movie ends I feel like I need to talk to somebody asap if I am watching it alone or else I feel lonely/weird.

- If I add up the number of videos watched on two of my youtube accounts, it's at about 35,000. I waste a ridiculous amount of time on youtube/TL/facebook.

- I am really picky with women yet I still wonder why I am single.

- I am effing obsessed with the sinking of the Titanic for some reason.

I will think of more if they come up


hamtaroluveR
Profile Joined December 2009
United States18 Posts
December 17 2009 04:10 GMT
#1036
my first boner was to bijou from hamtaro

she's the girl hamster
littel hamsters big adentures
Xx5k4t3rG0H4NxX
Profile Joined December 2009
United States25 Posts
December 17 2009 04:10 GMT
#1037
i skate 2 much

u gotta skate
i sk4te 4 life and gohan is da b3st ez
Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
December 17 2009 04:12 GMT
#1038
lol @ the past 2 comments
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
December 17 2009 04:14 GMT
#1039
Its not gonna take much but someones gonna pull a Chris Hansen.
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
LarJarsE
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1378 Posts
December 17 2009 04:15 GMT
#1040
On December 17 2009 11:27 Alethios wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 17 2009 10:56 vRoOk wrote:
Yesterday a girl i chased for months told me she "had always liked me"

Awwwwww... So cute!

I am plagued by something I did as a kid, just a stupid kid saying something hurtful, but I can't get it out of my head.


you're welcome.


just kidding.
since 98'
Prev 1 50 51 52 53 54 209 Next
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
RotterdaM Event
16:15
Rotti's PatchesSC Open #4
RotterdaM982
IndyStarCraft 248
TKL 220
Liquipedia
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
RotterdaM 982
ByuN 578
IndyStarCraft 248
TKL 220
EmSc Tv 18
StarCraft: Brood War
Britney 21776
Shuttle 986
firebathero 184
Dewaltoss 177
Barracks 43
Sexy 38
scan(afreeca) 30
Trap 12
Dota 2
BananaSlamJamma414
Counter-Strike
fl0m747
pashabiceps684
Heroes of the Storm
Grubby2534
Liquid`Hasu313
MindelVK14
Other Games
summit1g4196
FrodaN2980
hiko912
KnowMe387
B2W.Neo316
Dendi296
ToD189
ArmadaUGS109
C9.Mang0107
QueenE70
Trikslyr53
Livibee45
ZombieGrub10
Organizations
Other Games
gamesdonequick1369
StarCraft 2
EmSc Tv 18
EmSc2Tv 18
[ Show 13 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• Adnapsc2 7
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• Migwel
StarCraft: Brood War
• blackmanpl 28
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
Dota 2
• C_a_k_e 3470
Other Games
• imaqtpie704
• Shiphtur119
Upcoming Events
Replay Cast
4h 43m
GSL
15h 43m
AI Arena Tournament
21h 43m
Replay Cast
1d 4h
GSL
1d 15h
Shopify Rebellion Sundays
1d 19h
Spirit vs Mixu
Replay Cast
2 days
Afreeca Starleague
2 days
Shine vs Rush
WardiTV Weekly
2 days
Monday Night Weeklies
2 days
[ Show More ]
Sparkling Tuna Cup
3 days
Afreeca Starleague
3 days
Light vs EffOrt
PiGosaur Cup
4 days
Kung Fu Cup
4 days
The PondCast
5 days
Replay Cast
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

KCM Race Survival 2026 Season 3
Blizzard Classic Cup 2026
Big Dog Cup 2026 Div 1

Ongoing

K-JUNGMAN
ASL Season 22
Super Anchor Qualifying S3
CSL 2026 AUTUMN (S22)
Acropolis #5
Calamity Invitational
Logitech G Play Connect 2026
SL StarSeries Fall 2026
FISSURE Playground #3
BLAST Open Fall 2026
Esports World Cup 2026
BLAST Bounty Summer 2026
BLAST Bounty Summer Qual
Stake Ranked Episode 3
XSE Pro League 2026

Upcoming

Acropolis #5 - GSA
Acropolis #5 - GSB
Acropolis #5 - GSC
SC4ALL II: Brood War
HSC XXX
Stellar Fest 2: Lunar Cup
SC4ALL II: StarCraft II
Kung Fu Cup 2026 Grand Finals
RSL Offline Finals
Copium Cup
PGL Major Singapore 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 6
BLAST Rivals Fall 2026
IEM Beijing 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 5
PGL Masters Bucharest 2026
1win Private Club #2
Thunderpick World Champ. '26
ESL Pro League Season 24
Stake Ranked Episode 4
1win Private Club #1
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.