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Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
December 17 2009 06:09 GMT
#1061
On December 17 2009 14:44 xDark.Carnivalx wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 17 2009 14:34 Humbug wrote:
I don't care for science or math, I want to study theatre (gg coming from Asian family)

I have self esteem issues

Even though I try to act stoic and cool about it, I feel terribly lonely sometimes and really wish that I had an intimate other

I can't drive yet, lol (almost 18)

i'm 20 and don't drive yet. i win!


you gotta...... skate.
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
Lovin
Profile Joined May 2009
Denmark812 Posts
December 17 2009 06:17 GMT
#1062
I don't believe "u gotta skate" is gonna happen if it's overused this much.

I was overjoyed to see this thread back up, because I love hearing about people's problems.

I think Chill has an attractive voice
AKA SuddenSalad
sharkeyanti
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States1273 Posts
December 17 2009 06:38 GMT
#1063
I shat blood like 2 weeks ago, and I have no idea why.
Hi Mom
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43189 Posts
December 17 2009 06:40 GMT
#1064
On December 17 2009 15:17 Lovin wrote:
I think Chill has an attarctive voice

ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
Abyzou
Profile Joined June 2009
Sweden209 Posts
December 17 2009 06:41 GMT
#1065
I just scared the big jesus outta my neighbor by jumping him as he came out of the shower at 8 am (it was completely dark).

I feel bad. He jumped and screamed at me as I laughed my ass off.

We share bathroom and kitchen and common room in case you were wondering.
Savior and Jaedong, how come zerg progamers are so awesome?
EpiK
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5757 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-17 06:42:47
December 17 2009 06:41 GMT
#1066
On December 17 2009 14:22 LightRailCoyote wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 17 2009 14:15 vRoOk wrote:
Confession: I don't know what "you gotta skate" means

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=107880&currentpage=2

U gotta skate.

wow lol.. this guy is one ingenious troll
On December 15 2009 13:16 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
what if I said vegeta is better than gohan and skating is dumb



On December 15 2009 13:18 Xx5k4t3rG0H4NxX wrote:
u wanna fite?

u jus dont c the beauty of skating man u dont undrstand

vegegta is jus a crybaby neva gonna be like gohan

he didn kill cell cuz hes 2 weak.

u gotta skate

geetarzero
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States217 Posts
December 17 2009 06:49 GMT
#1067
i like to eat cereal. and bananas.
sKyHigh? him? don't worry about it. (–_–)
Athos
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2484 Posts
December 17 2009 06:54 GMT
#1068
When I was 14 I looked up how to masturbate on wikipedia to figure out how to do the damn thing.
tirentu
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1257 Posts
December 17 2009 07:02 GMT
#1069
I hate skating.
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
December 17 2009 08:13 GMT
#1070
Whenever my friend asks me if I've had sex with his sister who I've been dating for 7 months, I say no.
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-17 08:24:35
December 17 2009 08:24 GMT
#1071
On December 17 2009 14:57 Alethios wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 17 2009 14:48 Rigel of Cyrosea wrote:
I very rarely have heartfelt emotions, and though I don't like pretending to feel things, I do it anyway so people don't realize that I really don't care about them. I am always extremely responsible and act as morally and ethically perfectly as I possibly can- but I only act this way because it confirms my beliefs that I'm fundamentally better than nearly everyone else in this world.
I find that I enjoy the thought that many people will read this and think something along the lines of "god, what an awful person," because despite my abnormal motivations, I've still most likely done more good things in my life than the people thinking that.

The first sentence made me think:

Oh god, there is somebody else like me.

The second sentence made me think:

Oh, he's just a narcissistic wanker.

Exactly my thoughts. ROFL!

You gotta skate.
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
Khul Sadukar
Profile Joined August 2009
Australia1735 Posts
December 17 2009 08:33 GMT
#1072
I've regularly downloaded videos/pictures of your mum and fapped to them.

PS
(please upload more)

and WTF?

Vegeta 4TW!!!

I've raged soo hard I thought i was gonna implode like he did in the majin buu series.

Also when I was younger I was full of soo much rage. I miss the clarity and focus it gave me. I need to find myself a Babidi...
I don't want to be part everything. I want to be something. - Weapon X
Rucky
Profile Joined February 2008
United States717 Posts
December 17 2009 08:34 GMT
#1073
On December 17 2009 14:48 Rigel of Cyrosea wrote:
I very rarely have heartfelt emotions, and though I don't like pretending to feel things, I do it anyway so people don't realize that I really don't care about them. I am always extremely responsible and act as morally and ethically perfectly as I possibly can- but I only act this way because it confirms my beliefs that I'm fundamentally better than nearly everyone else in this world.
I find that I enjoy the thought that many people will read this and think something along the lines of "god, what an awful person," because despite my abnormal motivations, I've still most likely done more good things in my life than the people thinking that.


You just haven't fell in love yet...

someday it'll hit you that the only thing you care about is that one person.
Beyond the Game
selboN
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2523 Posts
December 17 2009 08:39 GMT
#1074
I love Chick-fil-A
"That's what happens when you're using a mouse made out of glass!" -Tasteless (Referring to ZergBong)
Perfect Assassin
Profile Joined August 2009
Mexico56 Posts
December 17 2009 09:56 GMT
#1075
I don't masturbate at all.
With fire justice is served
DeathSpank
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1029 Posts
December 17 2009 09:57 GMT
#1076
i pooped my pants.
yes.
ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
December 17 2009 10:52 GMT
#1077
i saw someone i know steal my bike. so a few nights later i waited for him on his route home then popped out and beat the shit out of him. he doesnt know coz i was wearing one of those robber masks. so i took up skating

u gotta skate
everliving, everfaithful, eversure
barth
Profile Joined March 2008
Ireland1272 Posts
December 17 2009 12:08 GMT
#1078
On December 17 2009 12:10 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 17 2009 11:40 motbob wrote:
I've been going to an all-guy's school since after fifth grade. This is my tenth year of single-sex education.

i feel abit of your pain but i only went for 2 years. Keep it up man :<

In Ireland you usually have no choice but to go to all-guys school up until university, which then makes 80% of people socially retarded in relations with the other gender (or gay).
Thanks church.
"Somebody you are talking to disappears mid sentence, and the universe shoots you because you talked to someone that wasn`t there." - MasterOfChaos
JohannesH
Profile Joined September 2009
Finland1364 Posts
December 17 2009 12:40 GMT
#1079
I dont skate
If you have to ask, you don't know.
Emlary
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
China3334 Posts
December 17 2009 12:54 GMT
#1080
I hate the city I currently live in and want to leave since the first day I arrived but I keep telling myself and others it's great.
No more SKT1, it's SKP2.
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