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Katsuge
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Singapore7730 Posts
December 17 2009 13:26 GMT
#1081
i blacksheepwalled/showmethemoney/poweroverwhelming through starcraft campaigns
김태연 | 정은지 | 아이유 |  한효주 | 이민정 <3 -|||- 소녀시대 에이핑크 사랑해!
annYeong(o11)
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Canada784 Posts
December 17 2009 13:39 GMT
#1082
I got Firefly canceled.
Founder of the KiWiKaKi Fanclub: teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=188537 my keyboard is like half broken. like terran. please ignore typos, thanks
Hyde
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia14568 Posts
December 17 2009 13:47 GMT
#1083
On December 17 2009 21:54 Emlary wrote:
I hate the city I currently live in and want to leave since the first day I arrived but I keep telling myself and others it's great.

and what city is that?
Because when you left, Brood War was all spotlights and titans. Now, with the death of the big leagues, Brood War has moved to the basements and carparks. Now, Brood War is unlicensed brawls, lost teeth, and bloody fights for fistfulls of money - SirJolt
annYeong(o11)
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Canada784 Posts
December 17 2009 14:03 GMT
#1084
O, and Khul Sadukar, I was the guy who took your name in the stream (the "KhuI" with pink font)
Founder of the KiWiKaKi Fanclub: teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=188537 my keyboard is like half broken. like terran. please ignore typos, thanks
Radiomouse
Profile Joined November 2009
Netherlands209 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-17 16:55:39
December 17 2009 16:48 GMT
#1085
Because i can't say no to anyone i end up promising stuff i can't keep.

I used to stay in, and tell my friends i didn't wanna go to the pub to play WoW.

I read this entire thread this afternoon even though i should've been working.

Realising most people are retarded got me really down as well.
NiGoL
Profile Joined September 2008
1868 Posts
December 17 2009 16:52 GMT
#1086
OK i confess that i have been with many many many girls..... without a special girl knowing it.
http://www.twitter.com/NiGoLBW playing league on a competitive level
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
December 17 2009 17:28 GMT
#1087
I've hit on 12 year old girls in MMORPGs repeatedly until they'd add me on MSN.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
iSiN
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1075 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-17 17:29:48
December 17 2009 17:29 GMT
#1088
I'm sick of this u gotta skate meme already. TL is great at driving hilarious shit into the ground.

Also with ~400 posts I don't really feel like I've contributed that much nor do I feel I know good ways to.
Grouty @HoN/PCKJ <--<333 || Jaedong Fan Cafe GFX
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
December 17 2009 17:29 GMT
#1089
I suck at broodwar.
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
iSiN
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1075 Posts
December 17 2009 17:37 GMT
#1090
On December 18 2009 02:28 SCC-Faust wrote:
I've hit on 12 year old girls in MMORPGs repeatedly until they'd add me on MSN.

I say I'm a 12 year old girl in MMORPGs until perverts add me on msn
Grouty @HoN/PCKJ <--<333 || Jaedong Fan Cafe GFX
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
December 17 2009 17:40 GMT
#1091
On December 18 2009 02:37 iSiN wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 18 2009 02:28 SCC-Faust wrote:
I've hit on 12 year old girls in MMORPGs repeatedly until they'd add me on MSN.

I say I'm a 12 year old girl in MMORPGs until perverts add me on msn

/win
[TLMS] REBOOT
_PulSe_
Profile Joined August 2006
United States541 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-17 18:26:45
December 17 2009 18:26 GMT
#1092
I withdrew from a class at my university because i didn't want to handle a foreign language this semester. I told my parents and everybody i was still in the class because i didn't want to disappoint them, now its all boiled up in my face with my parents yelling at me and i still can't bear to tell my GF because of how she will respond to the fact that i've been lying to her for 4 months.

On top of all this i've been dealing with depression from being alone in my appartment at the university since none of my friends go there. I can't sleep, I don't eat very often, and i can't concentrate on anything besides the fact that I suck. My parents also don't believe in anything i tell them because they think im a compulsive lier. Man this sucks

more than one line huh.....oops
Its not that Im lazy. Its that I just dont care.
ragnasaur
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States804 Posts
December 17 2009 18:55 GMT
#1093
On December 18 2009 03:26 _PulSe_ wrote:
I withdrew from a class at my university because i didn't want to handle a foreign language this semester. I told my parents and everybody i was still in the class because i didn't want to disappoint them, now its all boiled up in my face with my parents yelling at me and i still can't bear to tell my GF because of how she will respond to the fact that i've been lying to her for 4 months.

On top of all this i've been dealing with depression from being alone in my appartment at the university since none of my friends go there. I can't sleep, I don't eat very often, and i can't concentrate on anything besides the fact that I suck. My parents also don't believe in anything i tell them because they think im a compulsive lier. Man this sucks

i failed 3 of 4 classes this semester and told my folks that i was doing fine, because i didn't want to disappoint them. Now its Christmas happy fun love time @ home and i want to tell them, but i dont wanna ruin the whole vacation...
tell me internetz, what should i do: lie until January? tell them the truth now?
| (• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ) George Forman doesnt have any fingerprints
Ziph
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands970 Posts
December 17 2009 18:58 GMT
#1094
Lie till april.
Starcraft 2 - Beta
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
December 17 2009 19:03 GMT
#1095
My life is so unfulfilling. I wish I was student at Hogwarts and Hermione Granger was my girlfriend.
Dyllyn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Singapore670 Posts
December 17 2009 19:04 GMT
#1096
I'm 18, and i still haven't had lip to lip contact with a girl

no, i'm not ugly and fat
scv rush ftw
KissBlade
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States5718 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-17 19:23:28
December 17 2009 19:20 GMT
#1097
I had sex with a chubby girl once. -.- <= In Europe she would be considered fat.
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
December 17 2009 19:26 GMT
#1098
On December 18 2009 03:55 ragnasaur wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 18 2009 03:26 _PulSe_ wrote:
I withdrew from a class at my university because i didn't want to handle a foreign language this semester. I told my parents and everybody i was still in the class because i didn't want to disappoint them, now its all boiled up in my face with my parents yelling at me and i still can't bear to tell my GF because of how she will respond to the fact that i've been lying to her for 4 months.

On top of all this i've been dealing with depression from being alone in my appartment at the university since none of my friends go there. I can't sleep, I don't eat very often, and i can't concentrate on anything besides the fact that I suck. My parents also don't believe in anything i tell them because they think im a compulsive lier. Man this sucks

i failed 3 of 4 classes this semester and told my folks that i was doing fine, because i didn't want to disappoint them. Now its Christmas happy fun love time @ home and i want to tell them, but i dont wanna ruin the whole vacation...
tell me internetz, what should i do: lie until January? tell them the truth now?


Oh my god I'm in this exact situation right now.

Since I have multiple medical problems I was pressured into going to college so I'd still be covered under my father's health insurance. However, I made it very clear to my parents that this is not what I wanted to pursue. But if I didn't have the money for my health insurance, I didn't have a choice. So, fast forward to the end of the semester (now) and I've bombed all but one of my classes and they want me to go back next semester. They think that I've passed though. Fuck.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5282 Posts
December 17 2009 19:27 GMT
#1099
I secretly admire some of the worlds biggets criminals, mostly mass murderers.
On_Slaught
Profile Joined August 2008
United States12190 Posts
December 17 2009 19:42 GMT
#1100
I'm a dallas cowboy fan .
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