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ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
December 18 2009 08:23 GMT
#1121
On December 18 2009 15:43 Cedstick wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 18 2009 15:40 Mickey wrote:
I would do just about anything to fuck Emma Watson. There I said it.


Haha that pic of her in that skin tight leather gear inspired a wanking session. I am disappoint. She looks so prepubescent.
Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
vRoOk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1024 Posts
December 18 2009 08:28 GMT
#1122
I say "u gotta skate" alot

but I don't think it will ever catch on.
Breaking Bad
blagoonga123
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States2068 Posts
December 18 2009 08:31 GMT
#1123
On December 18 2009 17:23 ShaperofDreams wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 18 2009 15:43 Cedstick wrote:
On December 18 2009 15:40 Mickey wrote:
I would do just about anything to fuck Emma Watson. There I said it.


Haha that pic of her in that skin tight leather gear inspired a wanking session. I am disappoint. She looks so prepubescent.

lol... pic?
FOOL! Pain is my friend! Now let me introduce you to it!
[wh]_ForAlways
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States235 Posts
December 18 2009 08:32 GMT
#1124
Brought a girl back to my dorm. She was super drunk and super on her period (and I was super aware of it). I washed the shit out of my sheets the next morning.
ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-18 08:35:24
December 18 2009 08:33 GMT
#1125
On December 18 2009 17:31 blagoonga123 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 18 2009 17:23 ShaperofDreams wrote:
On December 18 2009 15:43 Cedstick wrote:
On December 18 2009 15:40 Mickey wrote:
I would do just about anything to fuck Emma Watson. There I said it.


Haha that pic of her in that skin tight leather gear inspired a wanking session. I am disappoint. She looks so prepubescent.

lol... pic?

I can't find it with a quick google, but I swear I saw it somewhere on LP. I'll post it if I find it later.

EDIT: aha found it, refined search:
[image loading]



nomnomnom

oh god here we go again! brb bathroom break.
Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
vRoOk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1024 Posts
December 18 2009 08:36 GMT
#1126
On December 18 2009 17:33 ShaperofDreams wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 18 2009 17:31 blagoonga123 wrote:
On December 18 2009 17:23 ShaperofDreams wrote:
On December 18 2009 15:43 Cedstick wrote:
On December 18 2009 15:40 Mickey wrote:
I would do just about anything to fuck Emma Watson. There I said it.


Haha that pic of her in that skin tight leather gear inspired a wanking session. I am disappoint. She looks so prepubescent.

lol... pic?

I can't find it with a quick google, but I swear I saw it somewhere on LP. I'll post it if I find it later.

EDIT: aha found it, refined search:
[image loading]



nomnomnom

oh god here we go again! brb bathroom break.


holy damn

fapfapfap
Breaking Bad
vRoOk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1024 Posts
December 18 2009 22:58 GMT
#1127
On December 19 2009 07:26 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
i have passed on sex to watch Sea[Shield] play

Breaking Bad
T-bone
Profile Joined December 2009
United States7 Posts
December 18 2009 23:00 GMT
#1128
I lied to my mum today
Give a dog a bone.
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
December 18 2009 23:15 GMT
#1129
On December 19 2009 07:58 vRoOk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 19 2009 07:26 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
i have passed on sex to watch Sea[Shield] play



i put sea in my anti team T.T

and he raped
HazMat
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States17077 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-18 23:37:15
December 18 2009 23:37 GMT
#1130
I once stole Chap-stick from target. It was like 1 dollar but i didn't want to break my 5 dollar bill. It took me forever to steal it. I was 13
www.youtube.com/user/ShakeDrizzle | League and SSBM content creator | Armada's Youtube Editor
Pwntrucci[sR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada1519 Posts
December 18 2009 23:42 GMT
#1131
I got a haircut.
bg
pSikh0
Profile Joined January 2009
163 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-18 23:47:34
December 18 2009 23:47 GMT
#1132
On December 18 2009 17:22 Gliche wrote:
I act sociable and while I like meeting new people, I secretly hate most people in general.

I hate watching rom-coms (romantic comedies) with real life actors but I'm a huge fan of anime rom-coms. When an anime hints at a possible romantic relationship between characters but never actually pursues it, I get pissed off. =/


Same for me.
zergnewb
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States816 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-27 05:15:18
December 19 2009 00:05 GMT
#1133
Welcome to the Durst-Zone
ShoCkeyy
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
7815 Posts
December 19 2009 00:30 GMT
#1134
I bought my girlfriend tickets to Phantom Of the Opera and lied to her about it. :[
Life?
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
December 19 2009 00:41 GMT
#1135
On December 19 2009 08:00 T-bone wrote:
I lied to my mum today

What are you, 5 years old?
blue_arrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
1971 Posts
December 19 2009 00:46 GMT
#1136
On December 18 2009 17:36 vRoOk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 18 2009 17:33 ShaperofDreams wrote:
On December 18 2009 17:31 blagoonga123 wrote:
On December 18 2009 17:23 ShaperofDreams wrote:
On December 18 2009 15:43 Cedstick wrote:
On December 18 2009 15:40 Mickey wrote:
I would do just about anything to fuck Emma Watson. There I said it.


Haha that pic of her in that skin tight leather gear inspired a wanking session. I am disappoint. She looks so prepubescent.

lol... pic?

I can't find it with a quick google, but I swear I saw it somewhere on LP. I'll post it if I find it later.

EDIT: aha found it, refined search:
[image loading]



nomnomnom

oh god here we go again! brb bathroom break.


holy damn

fapfapfap


it may help you people to know that she does not shave whatsoever; she is very very hairy down there
| MLIA | the weather sucks dick here
zergnewb
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States816 Posts
December 19 2009 00:53 GMT
#1137
On December 19 2009 09:46 blue_arrow wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 18 2009 17:36 vRoOk wrote:
On December 18 2009 17:33 ShaperofDreams wrote:
On December 18 2009 17:31 blagoonga123 wrote:
On December 18 2009 17:23 ShaperofDreams wrote:
On December 18 2009 15:43 Cedstick wrote:
On December 18 2009 15:40 Mickey wrote:
I would do just about anything to fuck Emma Watson. There I said it.


Haha that pic of her in that skin tight leather gear inspired a wanking session. I am disappoint. She looks so prepubescent.

lol... pic?

I can't find it with a quick google, but I swear I saw it somewhere on LP. I'll post it if I find it later.

EDIT: aha found it, refined search:
[image loading]



nomnomnom

oh god here we go again! brb bathroom break.


holy damn

fapfapfap


it may help you people to know that she does not shave whatsoever; she is very very hairy down there

Oh well I have another confession, I DON'T CARE!
Welcome to the Durst-Zone
kerpal
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United Kingdom2695 Posts
December 19 2009 00:53 GMT
#1138
i'm addicted to this thread, its better than postsecret... and i'm only 8 pages in
blue_arrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
1971 Posts
December 19 2009 01:00 GMT
#1139
On December 19 2009 09:53 zergnewb wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 19 2009 09:46 blue_arrow wrote:
On December 18 2009 17:36 vRoOk wrote:
On December 18 2009 17:33 ShaperofDreams wrote:
On December 18 2009 17:31 blagoonga123 wrote:
On December 18 2009 17:23 ShaperofDreams wrote:
On December 18 2009 15:43 Cedstick wrote:
On December 18 2009 15:40 Mickey wrote:
I would do just about anything to fuck Emma Watson. There I said it.


Haha that pic of her in that skin tight leather gear inspired a wanking session. I am disappoint. She looks so prepubescent.

lol... pic?

I can't find it with a quick google, but I swear I saw it somewhere on LP. I'll post it if I find it later.

EDIT: aha found it, refined search:
[image loading]



nomnomnom

oh god here we go again! brb bathroom break.


holy damn

fapfapfap


it may help you people to know that she does not shave whatsoever; she is very very hairy down there

Oh well I have another confession, I DON'T CARE!


you don`t care about hair from the downstairs? i thought you guys were into jungles and vines and tarzan and that shit. oh well, your loss for not including em in your fantasies
| MLIA | the weather sucks dick here
ghermination
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States2851 Posts
December 19 2009 01:10 GMT
#1140
I recently pretended to care so a girl would suck my dick.
U Gotta Skate.
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