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BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
December 19 2009 01:12 GMT
#1141
Is that pic of Emma from a movie?
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
December 19 2009 01:23 GMT
#1142
On December 19 2009 10:10 ghermination wrote:
I recently pretended to care so a girl would suck my dick.

What man hasn't done this?
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
December 19 2009 01:26 GMT
#1143
On December 19 2009 10:23 Mastermind wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 19 2009 10:10 ghermination wrote:
I recently pretended to care so a girl would suck my dick.

What man hasn't done this?


I haven't.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
skypig
Profile Joined November 2009
United States237 Posts
December 19 2009 01:37 GMT
#1144
On December 18 2009 16:43 _PulSe_ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 18 2009 04:57 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
On December 18 2009 04:44 lordmordor wrote:
On December 18 2009 03:55 ragnasaur wrote:
On December 18 2009 03:26 _PulSe_ wrote:
I withdrew from a class at my university because i didn't want to handle a foreign language this semester. I told my parents and everybody i was still in the class because i didn't want to disappoint them, now its all boiled up in my face with my parents yelling at me and i still can't bear to tell my GF because of how she will respond to the fact that i've been lying to her for 4 months.

On top of all this i've been dealing with depression from being alone in my appartment at the university since none of my friends go there. I can't sleep, I don't eat very often, and i can't concentrate on anything besides the fact that I suck. My parents also don't believe in anything i tell them because they think im a compulsive lier. Man this sucks

i failed 3 of 4 classes this semester and told my folks that i was doing fine, because i didn't want to disappoint them. Now its Christmas happy fun love time @ home and i want to tell them, but i dont wanna ruin the whole vacation...
tell me internetz, what should i do: lie until January? tell them the truth now?

i always seem to end up in the same situation....honestly, wait at least until after christmas so you can enjoy the holiday, maybe tell them after new year.


Holy shit I thought I was alone, there are others! Yay us!

Man it isn't really yay us. It sucks so hard. I can't sleep. I'm hyped up on monster energy drinks and can't sleep because of the guilt i have. I've been telling them i've been fine and everything forever. I'm in a strict family where they demand printed transcripts at the end of the semesters. It just blows and i know this winter is not going to end even remotely well.

The worst part is that i can retake my classes to replace the grades, its just that after the slip up (ive been here before 2 years ago) my parents don't trust me to make things right. My mom tries to micro manage her "baby's" life and it EXPLETIVE with me so much. I hate the pressure of this EXPLETIVE. And the worst is when relatives are in town and EVERY EXPLETIVE ONE ASKS YOU HOW YOUR SCHOOL IS GOING. i mean EXPLETIVE i have to lie to may entire EXPLETIVE family just to project this happy family that they think we are when i despise this controlling EXPLETIVE. I don't even want this EXPLETIVE any more. EXPLETIVES HERE, LIKE A WHOLE LOT........AND MORE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!! anyways...... yeah.

Man im glad i have TL as my psychologist and i'm glad im not gonna start a blog on this EXPLETIVE cause its not important enough for people to want to know. I just have to EXPLETIVE say it somewhere. Thanks TL

edit: for content to make it a bit more PG



Dude just tell your parents - guilt can mess you up pretty bad if you don't get rid of it, and you get rid of it by fessing up. I've been through junk like this where something's weighing on you like a boulder and you don't have the guts to let it out - trust me, the only way to fix it is to tell them. There's a reason they say confession is good for the soul.

If I were you, I would make sure you apologize for lying and promise to keep your parents updated in the future. Yeah they're probably gonna get made as heck once they know you were tricking them but you'll only make it WORSE by waiting and not saying anything. Once you get it out you won't be guilty anymore and then you can get on with fixing your mistakes or whatever.

Seriously dude, tell them...I hate seeing people suffer for things like this when there's a way to fix it.
Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
December 19 2009 02:00 GMT
#1145
On December 19 2009 09:41 Mastermind wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 19 2009 08:00 T-bone wrote:
I lied to my mum today

What are you, 5 years old?


LOL ya really.
Sirgery
Profile Joined May 2009
Costa Rica53 Posts
December 19 2009 02:03 GMT
#1146
I've gotten much better at Starcraft ever since I joined Peace Corps (I'm still in it).
kerpal
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United Kingdom2695 Posts
December 19 2009 02:20 GMT
#1147
27 pages and nothing has surprised me yet, which seems weird.
jjun212
Profile Joined December 2004
Canada2208 Posts
December 19 2009 02:20 GMT
#1148
i miss my ex gf and want her back forever, i cant stop thinking about her
JeeJee
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Canada5652 Posts
December 19 2009 02:20 GMT
#1149
On December 19 2009 11:00 resonance wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 19 2009 09:41 Mastermind wrote:
On December 19 2009 08:00 T-bone wrote:
I lied to my mum today

What are you, 5 years old?


LOL ya really.


what, is lying to your mothers a daily occurrence for you both?
i would feel really bad if i lied to my mum >.< a worthy confession imo
(\o/)  If you want it, you find a way. Otherwise you find excuses. No exceptions.
 /_\   aka Shinbi (requesting a name change since 27/05/09 ☺)
ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
December 19 2009 02:20 GMT
#1150
On December 19 2009 09:46 blue_arrow wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 18 2009 17:36 vRoOk wrote:
On December 18 2009 17:33 ShaperofDreams wrote:
On December 18 2009 17:31 blagoonga123 wrote:
On December 18 2009 17:23 ShaperofDreams wrote:
On December 18 2009 15:43 Cedstick wrote:
On December 18 2009 15:40 Mickey wrote:
I would do just about anything to fuck Emma Watson. There I said it.


Haha that pic of her in that skin tight leather gear inspired a wanking session. I am disappoint. She looks so prepubescent.

lol... pic?

I can't find it with a quick google, but I swear I saw it somewhere on LP. I'll post it if I find it later.

EDIT: aha found it, refined search:
[image loading]



nomnomnom

oh god here we go again! brb bathroom break.


holy damn

fapfapfap


it may help you people to know that she does not shave whatsoever; she is very very hairy down there

Don't be such a party-pooper!
Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
GW.Methos
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States249 Posts
December 19 2009 02:25 GMT
#1151
On June 13 2009 17:03 prOxi.swAMi wrote:
I have been playing more Street Fighter 4 than Brood War lately.


me too :-(
i.pwn.n00bs
lone_hydra
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada1460 Posts
December 19 2009 02:26 GMT
#1152
I cheat on almost every test that allows me to use a calculator since I write on the back of it.
Fav Gamers: 2)Stork 5)Bisu
El Resplandor
Profile Joined June 2009
United States187 Posts
December 19 2009 02:43 GMT
#1153
once i masturbated thinking in my sister...

(((
Live to win 'till you die... 'till the light dies in your eyes
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
December 19 2009 02:50 GMT
#1154
On December 19 2009 11:43 El Resplandor wrote:
once i masturbated thinking in my sister...

(((


We can't judge this statement based on the sole fact that she is related to you, we have to have open minds. Please upload a picture of her.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
kerpal
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United Kingdom2695 Posts
December 19 2009 02:52 GMT
#1155
i'm a christian (that almost counts as a confession in itself!) and i know that two thirds of my friends will spend eternity in pain, yet i regularly avoid the topic because i care more about how people view me.
skypig
Profile Joined November 2009
United States237 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-19 03:35:09
December 19 2009 03:30 GMT
#1156
On December 19 2009 11:52 kerpal wrote:
i'm a christian (that almost counts as a confession in itself!) and i know that two thirds of my friends will spend eternity in pain, yet i regularly avoid the topic because i care more about how people view me.


I'm a Christian as well (although I don't like that term very much because it carries so much baggage - I prefer to think of myself as a "follower of Christ").

I just wanted to point out that you don't KNOW for sure where anyone is going - the Bible states in countless places that God is the ultimate judge of all mankind, and thus we should try not to judge others (although yeah it's hard not to sometimes).

I will definitely confess that I find it saddening to see so many people around me living life like it lasts forever, doing stupid things that they regret later, and then wondering why they feel so depressed/messed up/guilty/whatever.

Guilty
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada812 Posts
December 19 2009 03:35 GMT
#1157
I dont believe in god. Additionally I feel that religion creates more problems than it solves.
"How hard could it be?" -J. Clarkson
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10346 Posts
December 19 2009 03:35 GMT
#1158
On December 19 2009 11:52 kerpal wrote:
i'm a christian (that almost counts as a confession in itself!) and i know that two thirds of my friends will spend eternity in pain, yet i regularly avoid the topic because i care more about how people view me.


Then you're not a very good Christian at all, are you?
[21:07] <Shock710> whats wrong with her face [20:50] <dAPhREAk> i beat it the day after it came out | <BLinD-RawR> esports is a giant vagina
kerpal
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United Kingdom2695 Posts
December 19 2009 04:26 GMT
#1159
indeed. but as i think this thread proves, no-one is particularly good,
sorry to dissapoint though, turns out i don't have all the answers, just the ones which count.
kerpal
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United Kingdom2695 Posts
December 19 2009 04:37 GMT
#1160
On December 19 2009 12:35 Guilty wrote:
I dont believe in god. Additionally I feel that religion creates more problems than it solves.

way to stand out from the crowd

additional confession, i have read this entire thread despite needing to get up early tomorrow and spend 11 hours travelling tomorrow... its now 430am. ugh
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