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Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States482 Posts
December 19 2009 19:50 GMT
#1181
I don't recycle bottled water.
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
December 19 2009 23:31 GMT
#1182
On December 18 2009 04:27 niteReloaded wrote:
I secretly admire some of the worlds biggets criminals, mostly mass murderers.


me too :o
XK ßubonic
Duke
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1106 Posts
December 19 2009 23:40 GMT
#1183
i have like no respect for my dad, i love him n all, but god damn. be happy there's a one line limit mofuckas.
Jaxtyk
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States600 Posts
December 19 2009 23:54 GMT
#1184
I got hard by watching kerrigan.
To tell the truth....I could beat anyone in the world.
nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
December 19 2009 23:58 GMT
#1185
these are so good! another one:
when im unsure about whether i think something is good or not (like a movie, or a band), with my friends and others i usually say its not cause i think it makes me seem smarter
Kazius
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Israel1456 Posts
December 20 2009 00:06 GMT
#1186
I recorded a video of a lesbian ex-flatmate having sex without her knowledge and have shown it to all my friends.
Friendship is like peeing yourself. Anyone can see it, but only you get that warm feeling.
Quirion
Profile Joined February 2003
Portugal55 Posts
December 20 2009 02:41 GMT
#1187
Yet again failed to flirt with girls at club party...
Fear Springs From Ignorance
tenacity
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
1587 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-20 03:02:54
December 20 2009 02:53 GMT
#1188
I read "Idra" instead of "Idea" .
It does not need to be fun to be fun.
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-20 03:06:00
December 20 2009 03:05 GMT
#1189
On December 19 2009 16:22 El Resplandor wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 19 2009 16:21 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
On December 19 2009 16:09 resonance wrote:
On December 19 2009 16:04 El Resplandor wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


me and her >_________<!!


yeah I don't blame you lol.


You are so unlucky. What ethnicity are you guys?


Bulgarian - Argentinian


well look on the bright side at least you're good looking too, go find some chick to bang and then u can picture your sister, just remember not to say her name out loud.
El Resplandor
Profile Joined June 2009
United States187 Posts
December 20 2009 03:14 GMT
#1190
On December 20 2009 12:05 Etherone wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 19 2009 16:22 El Resplandor wrote:
On December 19 2009 16:21 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
On December 19 2009 16:09 resonance wrote:
On December 19 2009 16:04 El Resplandor wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


me and her >_________<!!


yeah I don't blame you lol.


You are so unlucky. What ethnicity are you guys?


Bulgarian - Argentinian


well look on the bright side at least you're good looking too, go find some chick to bang and then u can picture your sister, just remember not to say her name out loud.


hahaha uh thnks for the tip i guess :'D
Live to win 'till you die... 'till the light dies in your eyes
sYz-Adrenaline
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States1850 Posts
December 20 2009 03:15 GMT
#1191
On December 20 2009 09:06 Kazius wrote:
I recorded a video of a lesbian ex-flatmate having sex without her knowledge and have shown it to all my friends.


video or it didn't happen~
Can you feel the rush?
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
December 20 2009 03:15 GMT
#1192
On December 20 2009 09:06 Kazius wrote:
I recorded a video of a lesbian ex-flatmate having sex without her knowledge and have shown it to all my friends.

I'd like to see that video.
Fen
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Australia1848 Posts
December 20 2009 03:16 GMT
#1193
On December 20 2009 12:05 Etherone wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 19 2009 16:22 El Resplandor wrote:
On December 19 2009 16:21 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
On December 19 2009 16:09 resonance wrote:
On December 19 2009 16:04 El Resplandor wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


me and her >_________<!!


yeah I don't blame you lol.


You are so unlucky. What ethnicity are you guys?


Bulgarian - Argentinian


well look on the bright side at least you're good looking too, go find some chick to bang and then u can picture your sister, just remember not to say her name out loud.


Or get a girlfriend with the same name as your sister, then you'll be fine.
ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
December 20 2009 03:22 GMT
#1194
On December 20 2009 09:06 Kazius wrote:
I recorded a video of a lesbian ex-flatmate having sex without her knowledge and have shown it to all my friends.

PM?
Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
El Resplandor
Profile Joined June 2009
United States187 Posts
December 20 2009 03:24 GMT
#1195
On December 20 2009 12:22 ShaperofDreams wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 20 2009 09:06 Kazius wrote:
I recorded a video of a lesbian ex-flatmate having sex without her knowledge and have shown it to all my friends.

PM?


PM it +1
Live to win 'till you die... 'till the light dies in your eyes
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
December 20 2009 03:25 GMT
#1196
On December 20 2009 12:24 El Resplandor wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 20 2009 12:22 ShaperofDreams wrote:
On December 20 2009 09:06 Kazius wrote:
I recorded a video of a lesbian ex-flatmate having sex without her knowledge and have shown it to all my friends.

PM?


PM it +1


Haha, +2.

I've started a serious relationship with my girlfriend and I tell everyone I can it's not serious.
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
Cirn9
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
1117 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-03-05 10:51:00
December 20 2009 05:42 GMT
#1197
Unprotected sex is like fast expanding in close positions. Its risky, but feels great when it works out
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
December 20 2009 05:45 GMT
#1198
On December 20 2009 14:42 mikku wrote:
I am in complete and total love with an MtF tranny I met on steam

Tough one
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
December 20 2009 12:23 GMT
#1199
On December 20 2009 14:42 mikku wrote:
I am in complete and total love with an MtF tranny I met on steam

You sir win this thread. I imagine that must be such a crazy fucked up situation..It woul dmake a good tv show or something.
Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
Spartan
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2030 Posts
December 20 2009 13:23 GMT
#1200
I used to shave my legs (for track).
# http://nkspartan.com (web engineer)
# TL member since July 2005; CEO of Vile Gaming; President of Team Vile
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