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mdb
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Bulgaria4059 Posts
December 20 2009 13:32 GMT
#1201
On December 20 2009 12:14 El Resplandor wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 20 2009 12:05 Etherone wrote:
On December 19 2009 16:22 El Resplandor wrote:
On December 19 2009 16:21 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
On December 19 2009 16:09 resonance wrote:
On December 19 2009 16:04 El Resplandor wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


me and her >_________<!!


yeah I don't blame you lol.


You are so unlucky. What ethnicity are you guys?


Bulgarian - Argentinian


well look on the bright side at least you're good looking too, go find some chick to bang and then u can picture your sister, just remember not to say her name out loud.


hahaha uh thnks for the tip i guess :'D

dude, if you come to Bulgaria, I`ll hook you up with some bulgarian chick, and you`ll introduce me to your sister ^_^
RemYnisce
Profile Joined December 2009
United States24 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-20 14:26:19
December 20 2009 14:21 GMT
#1202
I once had sex with my friend's girlfriend. Note: They never had sex with each other at the time.
If I were in World War 2 theyd call me spitfire.
fabiano
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Brazil4644 Posts
December 20 2009 14:25 GMT
#1203
I think artosis needs a haircut and hair hydratation.
"When the geyser died, a probe came out" - SirJolt
Wire
Profile Joined July 2009
United States494 Posts
December 20 2009 17:28 GMT
#1204
On June 16 2009 09:43 VarsityUser wrote:
Confessing on this site is fucking retarded. You confess love to someone you know, not to a random asian nerd/white nerd online. You don't tell a bunch of ppl how u wasted 10 years in a mental haze because you were confused about love. You tell the girl and if you really care about her do more.


I read the "whats happening to my body" girls edition to find more about girls when I was really young.


Do you get a nice view on top of that horse?

I ardently try to avoid making eye contact with hobos at highway exits because I know if I do, I'll be guilted into at least giving them a sad face.

like this
"You sacced your ovie, which is great, but then you didn't watch it die, which is bad :("
NSANE.hydra
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States644 Posts
December 20 2009 18:32 GMT
#1205
I amuse myself by starting chain emails to try to make people to stupid things.
"fuck mech...I could 4pool and as long as he's simply PLANNING on going mech, I'll lose"
ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
December 20 2009 18:34 GMT
#1206
On December 17 2009 10:45 Vestige wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 17 2009 10:43 vRoOk wrote:
On August 09 2009 07:31 icystorage wrote:
i tried to blow myself


LOL


you're not alone lol


...
Are you guys just really flexible or do you happen to have a freakishly long penis?
Sullifam
Lovin
Profile Joined May 2009
Denmark812 Posts
December 20 2009 18:47 GMT
#1207
On December 19 2009 15:35 El Resplandor wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 19 2009 11:50 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
On December 19 2009 11:43 El Resplandor wrote:
once i masturbated thinking in my sister...

(((


We can't judge this statement based on the sole fact that she is related to you, we have to have open minds. Please upload a picture of her.


lol

she is soo hot man >____<"!
Does anyone here thinks their sister is hot in a sexual way? Right now I just saw her pass in front of me with her tight little short and this pink shirt, she's not wearing a bra I saw her fucking nipples thru the shirt... wtf... I mean im a man daugh... I feel guilty


You're not alone, man. Just two nights ago, I dreamt I was fucking mine.. Man I felt so guilty.. It's not like it felt right in the dream, though, but as I earlier confessed in this thread, she I got a hardon listening to her and her boyfriend having sex xD
AKA SuddenSalad
Romance_us
Profile Joined March 2006
Seychelles1806 Posts
December 20 2009 21:02 GMT
#1208
I don't remember if I've posted here but here I go. This is all 100% honest.

-I am an extreme moralist and to the point where it affects me physically. Whenever I hear about a girl cheating on their boyfriend or vice versa I get sick to my stomach (again, literally).

-I am a chronic insomniac and anti-social and I go out MAYBE once a month. When I do happen to go out, it's almost like it's just to reassure me why I'm anti-social, sadly enough. My moral grounds don't allow me to be friendly with people who are pieces of shit, and I can't will myself to "go along to get along". Mind you, I DO go out every month out of a sense of loneliness and really want to have fun when I go out, but I simply can't. There is always something that pisses me off.

-I have attachment issues with females, and have learned at this point to be VERY careful about getting involved with anybody (another factor to why I'm anti-social). I also have bad problems with approaching females, especially in groups. Ironically, I have done modeling in the past and am considered pretty attractive by girls I talk to.

-I probably would not be alive right now (suicide) if I was not a talented composer and an avid gamer. Music is what sustains me through everything. When I am sitting in my house 29 out of 30 days a month I am composing and playing games, and it DOES make me very happy. I feel like the social needing comes from wanting a girl, not necessarily other male friends.

-In high school I had a friend who played music with me so I would often let him borrow musical equipment from me. One time he somehow managed to NEARLY fuck up my expensive 16 track digital recorder and COMPLETELY fucked up my $50 headset. Needless to say, he didn't pay me back. Sometime later when I knew I could get into his house, I stole one of his drums and sold it to make up for the difference. This is the only thing I have ever done that strongly goes against my moral base and to this day, I want to apologize to him and buy him a new drum, although he has never mentioned paying me back (he doesn't know I stole it).

-I want to make a move on one of my sister's friends (sister is 23, her friend is 23, I'm 19) when I go their apartment one time, but I'm very afraid of the negative consequences and guilt if I get turned down. She will undoubtedly tell my sister.

-I get more turned on by hearing a sexy female soprano soloist than from any other source. God, when they go on acapella trills... :D

-I also could not care less that this is "one-line" confessions. As if you can really say anything with that.

-I did not take my first girlfriend's virginity out of moral obligation, and now that we are apart and she is with another guy, I wish I had taken her virginity. The thought of the other guy getting it rips me up inside, because I know him and know he is one of the pieces of shit that make me ill.
Notes and feelings, numbers and reason. The ultimate equilibrium.
NrG.Bamboo
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2756 Posts
December 20 2009 22:40 GMT
#1209
On December 21 2009 03:34 ghostWriter wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 17 2009 10:45 Vestige wrote:
On December 17 2009 10:43 vRoOk wrote:
On August 09 2009 07:31 icystorage wrote:
i tried to blow myself


LOL


you're not alone lol


...
Are you guys just really flexible or do you happen to have a freakishly long penis?

Key word "tried"



+ Show Spoiler +
good luck
I need to protect all your life you can enjoy the vibrant life of your battery
Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
December 20 2009 22:55 GMT
#1210
Interesting stuff Romance_us.
Romance_us
Profile Joined March 2006
Seychelles1806 Posts
December 21 2009 09:07 GMT
#1211
On December 21 2009 07:55 resonance wrote:
Interesting stuff Romance_us.


Thanks man.

I don't think this thread should die yet. There is some gold in here as well as potential. I wanna see people lay it out..
Notes and feelings, numbers and reason. The ultimate equilibrium.
geetarzero
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States217 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-26 09:01:48
December 26 2009 09:01 GMT
#1212
I plan on taking complete control of TL.net with a cowbell.
sKyHigh? him? don't worry about it. (–_–)
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
December 26 2009 09:04 GMT
#1213
I dated a guy and a girl online recently (at different times) and I enjoyed dating the guy more. Might have a blog follow up.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10348 Posts
December 26 2009 10:00 GMT
#1214
On December 26 2009 18:04 SCC-Faust wrote:
I dated a guy and a girl online recently (at different times) and I enjoyed dating the guy more. Might have a blog follow up.

Oh my o.O
[21:07] <Shock710> whats wrong with her face [20:50] <dAPhREAk> i beat it the day after it came out | <BLinD-RawR> esports is a giant vagina
DoX.)
Profile Joined December 2008
Singapore6164 Posts
December 26 2009 10:27 GMT
#1215
On December 26 2009 18:04 SCC-Faust wrote:
I dated a guy and a girl online recently (at different times) and I enjoyed dating the guy more. Might have a blog follow up.

please.
Monokeros
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States2493 Posts
December 26 2009 10:32 GMT
#1216
On December 21 2009 03:34 ghostWriter wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 17 2009 10:45 Vestige wrote:
On December 17 2009 10:43 vRoOk wrote:
On August 09 2009 07:31 icystorage wrote:
i tried to blow myself


LOL


you're not alone lol


...
Are you guys just really flexible or do you happen to have a freakishly long penis?


if youre tall its basically impossible.

thats my confession.

i tried.
Keep the Dream Alive twitch.tv/monokerros
flyinfart
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States95 Posts
December 26 2009 11:30 GMT
#1217
I can lick my own elbow- only the left though.

I intentionally chase off girls I know are interested in me, pretend to like girls that I hate, and lead on younger girls (13-17) just because I like to torture them.
Psyonic_Reaver
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4343 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-26 11:49:55
December 26 2009 11:49 GMT
#1218
I admire Chill for his honest attitude and how he lovingly treats others.
So wait? I'm bad? =(
xxsaznpride
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States506 Posts
December 26 2009 12:02 GMT
#1219
I met my niece's friends a couple years ago. i thought they were really, REALLY hot. They were twelve.

I get along with my niece the best of anyone in my entire family. I see her once every three or four months, and I'm the lowest on her list of favorite relatives.

I think she's hot. I'm nineteen. She's fourteen, a freshman in high school.

Being around most people tends to piss me off, and I tend to dodge responding to texts and whatnot 'cause I don't feel like putting up with that bullshit.

I realized recently that the girl I'm supposedly "into," that I tell myself I "like," is someone I hold on about the same level of importance as a mechanical pencil.
“Life is too short to embrace a woman I don’t love. I also think a woman’s life is too short to be embraced by a man she doesn’t love.” | CSGO: Cure Moonlight
CubEdIn
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Romania5359 Posts
December 26 2009 12:37 GMT
#1220
On December 19 2009 13:37 Archaic wrote:
As for my confession:
Deep inside, I can't take this girl, that I used to like, completely seriously because she's from Romania (Thanks TL ).


Hahahahahahahahaha.

I literally started laughing when I read this.

But it's ok. I don't take 99% of Romanian girls completely serious either.

And to stay on topic: I think I have a sweater fetish or something. I'd rather have sex with a girl wearing a sweater than her being topless. But JUST a sweater. And it's not that much of an urge either, but if I could choose..

+ Show Spoiler [examples] +

[image loading]

[image loading]


...but thicker ones would do too I guess.
Im not a n00b, I just play like one.
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