EPTOn December 20 2009 12:14 El Resplandor wrote:
hahaha uh thnks for the tip i guess :'D
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hahaha uh thnks for the tip i guess :'D
dude, if you come to Bulgaria, I`ll hook you up with some bulgarian chick, and you`ll introduce me to your sister ^_^
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mdb
Bulgaria4059 Posts
dude, if you come to Bulgaria, I`ll hook you up with some bulgarian chick, and you`ll introduce me to your sister ^_^ | ||
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RemYnisce
United States24 Posts
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fabiano
Brazil4644 Posts
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Wire
United States494 Posts
On June 16 2009 09:43 VarsityUser wrote: Confessing on this site is fucking retarded. You confess love to someone you know, not to a random asian nerd/white nerd online. You don't tell a bunch of ppl how u wasted 10 years in a mental haze because you were confused about love. You tell the girl and if you really care about her do more. I read the "whats happening to my body" girls edition to find more about girls when I was really young. Do you get a nice view on top of that horse? I ardently try to avoid making eye contact with hobos at highway exits because I know if I do, I'll be guilted into at least giving them a sad face. like this  | ||
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NSANE.hydra
United States644 Posts
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ghostWriter
United States3302 Posts
... Are you guys just really flexible or do you happen to have a freakishly long penis? | ||
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Lovin
Denmark812 Posts
On December 19 2009 15:35 El Resplandor wrote: lol  she is soo hot man >____<"! Does anyone here thinks their sister is hot in a sexual way? Right now I just saw her pass in front of me with her tight little short and this pink shirt, she's not wearing a bra I saw her fucking nipples thru the shirt... wtf... I mean im a man daugh... I feel guilty You're not alone, man. Just two nights ago, I dreamt I was fucking mine.. Man I felt so guilty.. It's not like it felt right in the dream, though, but as I earlier confessed in this thread, she I got a hardon listening to her and her boyfriend having sex xD | ||
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Romance_us
Seychelles1806 Posts
-I am an extreme moralist and to the point where it affects me physically. Whenever I hear about a girl cheating on their boyfriend or vice versa I get sick to my stomach (again, literally). -I am a chronic insomniac and anti-social and I go out MAYBE once a month. When I do happen to go out, it's almost like it's just to reassure me why I'm anti-social, sadly enough. My moral grounds don't allow me to be friendly with people who are pieces of shit, and I can't will myself to "go along to get along". Mind you, I DO go out every month out of a sense of loneliness and really want to have fun when I go out, but I simply can't. There is always something that pisses me off. -I have attachment issues with females, and have learned at this point to be VERY careful about getting involved with anybody (another factor to why I'm anti-social). I also have bad problems with approaching females, especially in groups. Ironically, I have done modeling in the past and am considered pretty attractive by girls I talk to. -I probably would not be alive right now (suicide) if I was not a talented composer and an avid gamer. Music is what sustains me through everything. When I am sitting in my house 29 out of 30 days a month I am composing and playing games, and it DOES make me very happy. I feel like the social needing comes from wanting a girl, not necessarily other male friends. -In high school I had a friend who played music with me so I would often let him borrow musical equipment from me. One time he somehow managed to NEARLY fuck up my expensive 16 track digital recorder and COMPLETELY fucked up my $50 headset. Needless to say, he didn't pay me back. Sometime later when I knew I could get into his house, I stole one of his drums and sold it to make up for the difference. This is the only thing I have ever done that strongly goes against my moral base and to this day, I want to apologize to him and buy him a new drum, although he has never mentioned paying me back (he doesn't know I stole it). -I want to make a move on one of my sister's friends (sister is 23, her friend is 23, I'm 19) when I go their apartment one time, but I'm very afraid of the negative consequences and guilt if I get turned down. She will undoubtedly tell my sister. -I get more turned on by hearing a sexy female soprano soloist than from any other source. God, when they go on acapella trills... :D -I also could not care less that this is "one-line" confessions. As if you can really say anything with that. -I did not take my first girlfriend's virginity out of moral obligation, and now that we are apart and she is with another guy, I wish I had taken her virginity. The thought of the other guy getting it rips me up inside, because I know him and know he is one of the pieces of shit that make me ill. | ||
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NrG.Bamboo
United States2756 Posts
On December 21 2009 03:34 ghostWriter wrote: ... Are you guys just really flexible or do you happen to have a freakishly long penis? Key word "tried" + Show Spoiler + good luck | ||
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Zapdos_Smithh
Canada2620 Posts
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Romance_us
Seychelles1806 Posts
On December 21 2009 07:55 resonance wrote: Interesting stuff Romance_us. Thanks man. I don't think this thread should die yet. There is some gold in here as well as potential. I wanna see people lay it out.. | ||
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geetarzero
United States217 Posts
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SCC-Faust
United States3736 Posts
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MountainDewJunkie
United States10346 Posts
On December 26 2009 18:04 SCC-Faust wrote: I dated a guy and a girl online recently (at different times) and I enjoyed dating the guy more. Might have a blog follow up. Oh my o.O | ||
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DoX.)
Singapore6164 Posts
On December 26 2009 18:04 SCC-Faust wrote: I dated a guy and a girl online recently (at different times) and I enjoyed dating the guy more. Might have a blog follow up. please. | ||
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Monokeros
United States2493 Posts
On December 21 2009 03:34 ghostWriter wrote: ... Are you guys just really flexible or do you happen to have a freakishly long penis? if youre tall its basically impossible. thats my confession. i tried. | ||
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flyinfart
United States95 Posts
I intentionally chase off girls I know are interested in me, pretend to like girls that I hate, and lead on younger girls (13-17) just because I like to torture them. | ||
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Psyonic_Reaver
United States4342 Posts
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xxsaznpride
United States506 Posts
I get along with my niece the best of anyone in my entire family. I see her once every three or four months, and I'm the lowest on her list of favorite relatives. I think she's hot. I'm nineteen. She's fourteen, a freshman in high school. Being around most people tends to piss me off, and I tend to dodge responding to texts and whatnot 'cause I don't feel like putting up with that bullshit. I realized recently that the girl I'm supposedly "into," that I tell myself I "like," is someone I hold on about the same level of importance as a mechanical pencil. | ||
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CubEdIn
Romania5359 Posts
On December 19 2009 13:37 Archaic wrote: As for my confession: Deep inside, I can't take this girl, that I used to like, completely seriously because she's from Romania (Thanks TL ).Hahahahahahahahaha. I literally started laughing when I read this. But it's ok. I don't take 99% of Romanian girls completely serious either. And to stay on topic: I think I have a sweater fetish or something. I'd rather have sex with a girl wearing a sweater than her being topless. But JUST a sweater. And it's not that much of an urge either, but if I could choose.. + Show Spoiler [examples] + ![[image loading]](http://soccerlens.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/scarlett_sweater.jpg) ![[image loading]](http://images.paraorkut.com/img/wallpapers/1280x1024/h/heidi_klum_in_a_purple_sweater-6605.jpg) ...but thicker ones would do too I guess. | ||
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