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Jayson X
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Switzerland2431 Posts
January 02 2010 22:10 GMT
#1241
I just let a woman toy with my head for a month, flipped out at her today and now i'm going clubbing ready to make a mistake
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
January 02 2010 22:11 GMT
#1242
On December 26 2009 18:04 SCC-Faust wrote:
I dated a guy and a girl online recently (at different times) and I enjoyed dating the guy more. Might have a blog follow up.

wat
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
January 02 2010 22:19 GMT
#1243
On January 03 2010 07:00 MuffinDude wrote:
When I take a shit, I usually clog up the toilet.

I've done this twice (As far as I can remember). Both times were at other people's houses...
Piy
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Scotland3152 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-02 22:32:04
January 02 2010 22:30 GMT
#1244
I really want a dildo but am incredibly scared to buy one, even in a sealed blank package online, due to the terrifying abuse I'd receive if discovered.
My. Copy. Is. Here.
WeSt
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Portugal918 Posts
January 02 2010 22:59 GMT
#1245
On January 03 2010 07:30 Piy wrote:
I really want a dildo but am incredibly scared to buy one, even in a sealed blank package online, due to the terrifying abuse I'd receive if discovered.


Chop your own dick and use it as a dildo.
zvz is imba
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
January 02 2010 23:25 GMT
#1246
got fired from my job
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44288 Posts
January 02 2010 23:29 GMT
#1247
On January 03 2010 07:30 Piy wrote:
I really want a dildo but am incredibly scared to buy one, even in a sealed blank package online, due to the terrifying abuse I'd receive if discovered.

Walk into Ann Summers. Pick up dildo. Go to counter. Give money. Leave.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
January 02 2010 23:37 GMT
#1248
On January 03 2010 07:00 MuffinDude wrote:
When I take a shit, I usually clog up the toilet.


this made me lol hahaha
RoieTRS
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States2569 Posts
January 02 2010 23:39 GMT
#1249
On January 03 2010 08:37 resonance wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 03 2010 07:00 MuffinDude wrote:
When I take a shit, I usually clog up the toilet.


this made me lol hahaha

Nowadays I'm surprised when I grab the plunger and find that I didn't need it because I do this so often.
konadora, in Racenilatr's blog: "you need to stop thinking about starcraft or anything computer-related for that matter. It's becoming a bad addiction imo"
crate
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States2474 Posts
January 03 2010 00:24 GMT
#1250
I think starcraft is too mechanically demanding to be fun.
We did. You did. Yes we can. No. || http://crawl.akrasiac.org/scoring/players/crate.html || twitch.tv/crate3333
Corr
Profile Joined January 2009
Denmark796 Posts
January 03 2010 00:36 GMT
#1251
I'm afraid of succeeding.
UpperX
Profile Joined June 2009
Canada42 Posts
January 03 2010 00:55 GMT
#1252
Progamers like Effort and Hiya piss me off because of their appearence.
Buy bitcoin before it's too late
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13197 Posts
January 03 2010 00:58 GMT
#1253
On January 03 2010 08:39 RoieTRS wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 03 2010 08:37 resonance wrote:
On January 03 2010 07:00 MuffinDude wrote:
When I take a shit, I usually clog up the toilet.


this made me lol hahaha

Nowadays I'm surprised when I grab the plunger and find that I didn't need it because I do this so often.


Can't you guys just flush while in the middle of shitting?
Hates Fun🤔
Lovin
Profile Joined May 2009
Denmark812 Posts
January 03 2010 01:02 GMT
#1254
Philosophy about normal life facinates me quite a lot more than philosophy about metaphysics and such..
AKA SuddenSalad
QuoC
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States724 Posts
January 03 2010 01:03 GMT
#1255
On January 03 2010 09:24 crate wrote:
I think starcraft is too mechanically demanding to be fun.

it definitely is demanding and that's why people can't relate to us when they first see the game. they just think its another geeky nerd game version of magic the gathering or something with spells n all that (it is, of course.. but starcraft IS the fucking shit). them lol i am honored and blessed to have been introduced to this game, even though it has taken at least a year or two's time's worth of my life, maybe 3, it still delivered and demanded. best game i.m.o of payoff (the harder you work, the more results you will see // when you want to have fun, you can have fun). i ENJOY every aspect of the game - even losing if I had to choose which is better (not playing at all or losing more than winning). You can always get better.

Anyways, my confession. S.W.I.M. took 5 hydrocodone pills within the last 3 hours and smoked a blunt with his boy a hour ago. sky high right now, he said.
Dario "TLO" Wünsch -- Favorite SC2 Player
Drium
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States888 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-03 01:07:39
January 03 2010 01:06 GMT
#1256
I've only been playing ums and bgh games lately because one-on-one is to frustrating.
KwanROLLLLLLLED
QuoC
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States724 Posts
January 03 2010 01:07 GMT
#1257
another confession (god damn im itching all over my face. posted the last one just a couple mins ago lol.. wonder why ^_^)

i miss fanatacist. he was a unique character that i've bonded with over the internet, and now that he's not on team liquid anymore.. i fear the lost of connection and inability to ever meet up with him in the future. good guy, hope he is reading this. i still have faith that we will ball out for a day or two man! lol

Dario "TLO" Wünsch -- Favorite SC2 Player
QuoC
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States724 Posts
January 03 2010 01:09 GMT
#1258
On January 03 2010 10:06 Lysdexia wrote:
I've only been playing ums and bgh games lately because one-on-one is to frustrating.


that's not a confession man.. don't get too frustrated man, I am always like that. EVERYONE plays UMS/BGH to clear their minds out.. why do you think pro-gamers were able to answer the question "what is your favorite UMS?" lol, don't take the 1v1's too seriously or else it can ruin the experience. just be competitive and friendly, work hard =)

TEAM LIQUIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD~!~!~!~!~
i have a question. Will EVERYTHING be switched to SC2? once it comes out? just a general question.. assumed there would be a thread on it
Dario "TLO" Wünsch -- Favorite SC2 Player
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9935 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-03 01:17:01
January 03 2010 01:15 GMT
#1259
i can't enjoy anything sober anymore, and i'm afraid that makes me a boring person
Moderatorsloppy little slug
iG.Aura
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Poland686 Posts
January 03 2010 01:23 GMT
#1260
i've liked a girl for the past 3 months that pretty much hates me
:-)
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