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Element)LoGiC
Profile Joined July 2003
Canada1143 Posts
December 26 2009 12:57 GMT
#1221
I liked a girl for 5 years. But for those 5 years, I never spoke to her except for in school at the very beginning(4 years no talking), and I basically lived inside my head for those 5 years. I spoke to the girl and she was completely different and told me a girl like her could never like me. I liked nobody for those 5 years.
RedTerror
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
New Zealand742 Posts
December 26 2009 13:12 GMT
#1222
On December 20 2009 09:06 Kazius wrote:
I recorded a video of a lesbian ex-flatmate having sex without her knowledge and have shown it to all my friends.


Show it to us!
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
December 26 2009 13:14 GMT
#1223
Been together with a girl over internet for 4 months now and I think I love her.
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
drug_vict1m
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
844 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-26 13:52:43
December 26 2009 13:52 GMT
#1224
i'm starting to think that i'm smoking too much weed/#

it freaks me out
One must feel chaos within, to give birth to a dancing star.
FonzeXD
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States220 Posts
December 26 2009 16:00 GMT
#1225
On December 26 2009 22:52 drug_vict1m wrote:
i'm starting to think that i'm smoking too much weed/#

it freaks me out


I've been smoking 20-40 joints a day for almost 2 years now, DON'T SWEAT IT. You're just experiencing a 'bad trip', remember those? XD

Well, my confessions are controversial because, like the guy who beat up homeless people for fun, I too had gotten banned for telling confessions and stories and everyone here didn't like what I wrote. Here goes(please, understand that I've changed and this is my past):

When I played Starcraft(age 14-15), I did nothing but cd key scam, trade, steal accounts, kill clans, stole maps to get into clans just to stir things up, trolled in game(saying I was a world war 2 veteran). I had a group of friends(like 5-6) that would always BS any living moment they could(and on any map... LOtr, we are friends, micro maps, phantom. I'd use powerful hacks for fun(my friend was DT, the awesomest programmer ever, and he'd let me have the hacks before public release to 'test them out') but I'd only use them if it was something absurd like "TURN YOUR PROBES INTO MUTAS" or "CANNON STACK WITHOUT PYLON". I'd BS on 3v3 BGH, 2v2 python, 1v1 LT(somehow we'd convince the person that my friend was just an obs). In other words, me and my friends were just terrible people. We terrorized bwhacks, gosugamers, zerogamers, staredit, etc..

That wasn't really a one liner but it's my crappy sc past and most of you have probably encountered some of this one way or another but we were crazy. An actual confession would probably be:

One time, a girl asked me out after a concert and I said yes, knowing that I already had a girlfriend. I then had 2, so, I would go out with 2 girls in a day(which was exhausting and nerve-wracking). After about a week it was getting harder and harder so a friend of mine comes over and wants weed. When I give her the weed she makes out with me and then we fuck.

Tl;DR I had 2 girlfriends AND action on the side.
If I take you for granted, if I fuck up the planet, ain't nothing to it, gangsta rap made me do it.
Steveh
Profile Joined October 2009
United States112 Posts
December 26 2009 16:03 GMT
#1226
^wow, they (dont) call (you) the fonze(xD) for (noth(ing))
love1another
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1844 Posts
December 26 2009 17:05 GMT
#1227
On December 27 2009 01:03 Steveh wrote:
^wow, they (dont) call (you) the fonze(xD) for (noth(ing))

Why so parenthetical?
"I'm learning more and more that TL isn't the place to go for advice outside of anything you need in college. It's like you guys just make up your own fantasy world shit and post it as if you've done it." - Chill
Silentness
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States2821 Posts
December 26 2009 17:28 GMT
#1228
On June 13 2009 17:03 prOxi.swAMi wrote:
I have been playing more Street Fighter 4 than Brood War lately.


wow I am the complete opposite!

I use to be a die hard Street Fighter fan. Been playing in tournaments and playing competitively since 2002. David Sirlin "play to win" originated from Street Fighter 2.
___________

One-line confession: I never played Starcraft before until this year when a Korean friend told me I should main Terran in a PC bang... been playing and LOVING Terran ever since.
GL HF... YOLO..lololollol.
lIlIlIlIlIlI
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Korea (South)3851 Posts
December 26 2009 17:36 GMT
#1229
--- Nuked ---
Dragonblood21
Profile Joined July 2009
United States139 Posts
December 26 2009 18:24 GMT
#1230
- I am 20 years old and have never been on a single date.

- I have an average of 250apm and an average of 130eapm and still can't break D...

- There is a confession about me that I refuse to tell that I don't think has been stated here before (or at least not in the pages I read). =O

wishbones
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada2600 Posts
December 26 2009 18:50 GMT
#1231
i got a fake vagina for christmas, and acted as if tho i hated it, but really, i used it. g'day.
joined TL.net in 2006 (aka GMer) - http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=41944#2
nortorius
Profile Joined April 2003
Canada1210 Posts
December 26 2009 19:24 GMT
#1232
I bought a dick device over summer for $500.00CAD, and although I am fine with my size I wanted my dick to reach the it's full potential. I used it for about a month and a half straight and actually increased in size, but the strap that holds my piece in the device broke one day so I had to spend $40 for a new one. Buyers beware!

I stopped using it while waiting for a replacement and even when it came I never got around to wearing the device due to sheer laziness. It's uncomfortable putting on, and it's hard to get comfortable when sitting or laying down, and I feel it's useless to wear it unless I'll be wearing it for a few hours minimum. Between school, work, guitar, and friends it was difficult finding time to extend my shaft. One of my new years resolutions is to once again start the quest to achieve the alpha penis; a 6 month period consisting of 3 hours of uncomfortable reading sessions, and guitar or modern warfare playing a day. Wish me luck.
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
December 26 2009 19:32 GMT
#1233
On December 27 2009 03:50 wishbones wrote:
i got a fake vagina for christmas, and acted as if tho i hated it, but really, i used it. g'day.


I told my sister I wanted one of these, but she refused to get it for me said she would feel uncomfortable buying it.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
Lovin
Profile Joined May 2009
Denmark812 Posts
December 26 2009 19:33 GMT
#1234
On December 27 2009 04:24 nortorius wrote:
I bought a dick device over summer for $500.00CAD, and although I am fine with my size I wanted my dick to reach the it's full potential. I used it for about a month and a half straight and actually increased in size, but the strap that holds my piece in the device broke one day so I had to spend $40 for a new one. Buyers beware!

I stopped using it while waiting for a replacement and even when it came I never got around to wearing the device due to sheer laziness. It's uncomfortable putting on, and it's hard to get comfortable when sitting or laying down, and I feel it's useless to wear it unless I'll be wearing it for a few hours minimum. Between school, work, guitar, and friends it was difficult finding time to extend my shaft. One of my new years resolutions is to once again start the quest to achieve the alpha penis; a 6 month period consisting of 3 hours of uncomfortable reading sessions, and guitar or modern warfare playing a day. Wish me luck.


Posting of before-after pics are a must on this one.
AKA SuddenSalad
SickTighT
Profile Joined April 2007
United States337 Posts
December 26 2009 19:54 GMT
#1235
On December 27 2009 04:33 Lovin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 27 2009 04:24 nortorius wrote:
I bought a dick device over summer for $500.00CAD, and although I am fine with my size I wanted my dick to reach the it's full potential. I used it for about a month and a half straight and actually increased in size, but the strap that holds my piece in the device broke one day so I had to spend $40 for a new one. Buyers beware!

I stopped using it while waiting for a replacement and even when it came I never got around to wearing the device due to sheer laziness. It's uncomfortable putting on, and it's hard to get comfortable when sitting or laying down, and I feel it's useless to wear it unless I'll be wearing it for a few hours minimum. Between school, work, guitar, and friends it was difficult finding time to extend my shaft. One of my new years resolutions is to once again start the quest to achieve the alpha penis; a 6 month period consisting of 3 hours of uncomfortable reading sessions, and guitar or modern warfare playing a day. Wish me luck.


Posting of before-after pics are a must on this one.


please no
aka's Is[fOrGe], f0cUs)Panic
wishbones
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada2600 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-26 20:00:53
December 26 2009 20:00 GMT
#1236
On December 27 2009 04:32 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 27 2009 03:50 wishbones wrote:
i got a fake vagina for christmas, and acted as if tho i hated it, but really, i used it. g'day.


I told my sister I wanted one of these, but she refused to get it for me said she would feel uncomfortable buying it.

dude ifelt uncomfortable unwrapping it. ahah. but then we talked things over and we are all goooooooooooooooood.
joined TL.net in 2006 (aka GMer) - http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=41944#2
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
January 02 2010 21:48 GMT
#1237
I'm 3 months pregnant and I'm keeping the baby :@
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
January 02 2010 21:52 GMT
#1238
Chef is a girl?
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
liosama
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Australia843 Posts
January 02 2010 21:57 GMT
#1239
On January 03 2010 06:48 Chef wrote:
I'm 3 months pregnant and I'm keeping the baby :@

Show nested quote +
On January 03 2010 06:52 BanZu wrote:
Chef is a girl?







hahahhahahahhahahaha

Free Palestine
MuffinDude
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3837 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-02 22:00:35
January 02 2010 22:00 GMT
#1240
When I take a shit, I usually clog up the toilet.
Zerg can be so abusive sometimes | third member of the "loli is not a crime club" PM konadora to join!
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