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Profile Joined December 2008
Singapore6164 Posts
January 03 2010 01:44 GMT
#1261
This thread isn't dead!!! =)

I have not touched my schoolwork in 2 months and am starting to feel guilty
Mori600
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Japan311 Posts
January 03 2010 01:46 GMT
#1262
I joined konadora's "loli is not a crime" brigade while I was drunk then flamed a loli here the next day.
Build a man a fire, he will be warm for a night. Lite a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Judicator
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States7270 Posts
January 03 2010 01:51 GMT
#1263
On January 03 2010 09:58 paper wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 03 2010 08:39 RoieTRS wrote:
On January 03 2010 08:37 resonance wrote:
On January 03 2010 07:00 MuffinDude wrote:
When I take a shit, I usually clog up the toilet.


this made me lol hahaha

Nowadays I'm surprised when I grab the plunger and find that I didn't need it because I do this so often.


Can't you guys just flush while in the middle of shitting?


Bet paper's got experience with clogged toilets.
Get it by your hands...
hellokitty[hk]
Profile Joined June 2009
United States1309 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-03 01:57:30
January 03 2010 01:57 GMT
#1264
- I can't handle watching the ends of some movies alone, even if they are not sad at all. When the movie ends I feel like I need to talk to somebody asap if I am watching it alone or else I feel lonely/weird.



Shit me too...!
Sometimes happens when i'm home alone on a rainy day.

- If I add up the number of videos watched on two of my youtube accounts, it's at about 35,000. I waste a ridiculous amount of time on youtube/TL/facebook.
People are imbeciles, lucky thing god made cats.
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22261 Posts
January 03 2010 01:59 GMT
#1265
I just got laid in my high school parking lot last night.

+ Show Spoiler +
Which would sound much cooler if I hadn't been out of high school for 8 years now
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44288 Posts
January 03 2010 02:08 GMT
#1266
On January 03 2010 10:59 EvilTeletubby wrote:
I just got laid in my high school parking lot last night.

+ Show Spoiler +
Which would sound much cooler if I hadn't been out of high school for 8 years now

How does that even happen outside some kind of roleplay?
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
January 03 2010 02:15 GMT
#1267
On January 03 2010 11:08 KwarK wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 03 2010 10:59 EvilTeletubby wrote:
I just got laid in my high school parking lot last night.

+ Show Spoiler +
Which would sound much cooler if I hadn't been out of high school for 8 years now

How does that even happen outside some kind of roleplay?

no, the women just gets horny for some reason.

i've had sex outside, near some mall. It's not all it's chalked up to be, actually it's downright uncomfortable.

although now that i look at the original post im pretty sure they were in a car.
which is the same case, a let down most frequently.
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
January 03 2010 02:24 GMT
#1268
I'm afraid of confessing my deepest, darkest secrets for the sole reason of one or two real life friends that occasionally read TL, and the off chance (<1%) that they happen to read my confessions.
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44288 Posts
January 03 2010 02:25 GMT
#1269
On January 03 2010 11:15 Etherone wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 03 2010 11:08 KwarK wrote:
On January 03 2010 10:59 EvilTeletubby wrote:
I just got laid in my high school parking lot last night.

+ Show Spoiler +
Which would sound much cooler if I hadn't been out of high school for 8 years now

How does that even happen outside some kind of roleplay?

no, the women just gets horny for some reason.

i've had sex outside, near some mall. It's not all it's chalked up to be, actually it's downright uncomfortable.

although now that i look at the original post im pretty sure they were in a car.
which is the same case, a let down most frequently.

But he'd have to go to his high school parking lot with his wife first. Given he's not in high school he'd presumably be going there out of his way. Although I am perhaps overanalysing this.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
Jayson X
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Switzerland2431 Posts
January 03 2010 04:00 GMT
#1270
i'm drunk and just made a terrible terrible mistake tomorrow i will hate myself
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44288 Posts
January 03 2010 04:15 GMT
#1271
On January 03 2010 07:10 Jayson X wrote:
I just let a woman toy with my head for a month, flipped out at her today and now i'm going clubbing ready to make a mistake


On January 03 2010 13:00 Jayson X wrote:
i'm drunk and just made a terrible terrible mistake tomorrow i will hate myself


Winning combo.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
January 03 2010 04:16 GMT
#1272
On January 03 2010 13:00 Jayson X wrote:
i'm drunk and just made a terrible terrible mistake tomorrow i will hate myself


lol shit. goodl uck dudel ol -_-
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
Steelflight-Rx
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1389 Posts
January 03 2010 05:39 GMT
#1273
On January 03 2010 10:23 iG.Aura wrote:
i've liked a girl for the past 3 months that pretty much hates me

i haven't really liked a girl in almost a year..
yubee wrote: you know? it's a great night you should all smile no matter what harddships, because grass grows and the sky is blue and it's a good life.
QuoC
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States724 Posts
January 03 2010 05:56 GMT
#1274
On January 03 2010 10:15 intrigue wrote:
i can't enjoy anything sober anymore, and i'm afraid that makes me a boring person


ditto. :/ not sure what type of substance, but it's probably relatable :p
Dario "TLO" Wünsch -- Favorite SC2 Player
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
January 03 2010 06:01 GMT
#1275
On January 03 2010 14:39 Steelflight-Rx wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 03 2010 10:23 iG.Aura wrote:
i've liked a girl for the past 3 months that pretty much hates me

i haven't really liked a girl in almost a year..


Same here. There are plenty that I would have sex with, but none that I've though much of personally.
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
LarJarsE
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1378 Posts
January 03 2010 06:07 GMT
#1276
I DT'd IRL. 3x.

(not dark templar)
since 98'
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
January 03 2010 06:08 GMT
#1277
On January 03 2010 11:24 Archaic wrote:
I'm afraid of confessing my deepest, darkest secrets for the sole reason of one or two real life friends that occasionally read TL, and the off chance (<1%) that they happen to read my confessions.

smurf it
johnnyspazz
Profile Joined April 2009
Taiwan1470 Posts
January 03 2010 06:19 GMT
#1278
im a virgin
"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less." -Brendan Behan
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
January 03 2010 06:21 GMT
#1279
On January 03 2010 15:19 johnnyspazz wrote:
im a virgin


That's not as big of a deal as so many people make it out to be. Don't feel bad.
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
Julmust
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Sweden4867 Posts
January 03 2010 06:23 GMT
#1280
this is my third sleepless night in a row, I'm having problems thinking. shit sucks
AdministratorI'm dancing in the moonlight
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