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On January 03 2010 15:21 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:That's not as big of a deal as so many people make it out to be. Don't feel bad.
seriously. it's nuttin man, whoever laughs probably don't get laid at all. the ppl who do get laid (either by other girls or their girlfriend) will understand that being a virgin isn't that big of a deal. you'll pop it sooner or later, no need to rush anything unless you're >25 y/o i guess
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I've known how to play 2v2 on battle.net with 1 IP with only router settings for the past 5 years, but was too lazy to make a guide.
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i was extremely nervous the first time i was alone at home whit my new GF
(im 27 and i've had plenty of gf before)
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On December 20 2009 12:25 El.Divino wrote:
I've started a serious relationship with my girlfriend and I tell everyone I can it's not serious.
lol, same here
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On January 03 2010 11:25 KwarK wrote:Show nested quote +On January 03 2010 11:15 Etherone wrote:On January 03 2010 11:08 KwarK wrote:On January 03 2010 10:59 EvilTeletubby wrote:I just got laid in my high school parking lot last night. + Show Spoiler +Which would sound much cooler if I hadn't been out of high school for 8 years now  How does that even happen outside some kind of roleplay? no, the women just gets horny for some reason. i've had sex outside, near some mall. It's not all it's chalked up to be, actually it's downright uncomfortable. although now that i look at the original post im pretty sure they were in a car. which is the same case, a let down most frequently. But he'd have to go to his high school parking lot with his wife first. Given he's not in high school he'd presumably be going there out of his way. Although I am perhaps overanalysing this.
Actually...
We were bored and had just wanted to get out of the house. It was dark, around 7-8pm or so, and, we were on a quest to find, of all things, this. No joke. We made our way up the local route that tends to have all of the, uh, adult destinations along the way. After driving for about forty five minutes and running into several disappointments, we were not able to locate the gadget in question. Dismayed, we decided to just joy ride... we were in an extremely rural area (the county I grew up in actually), and just decided to 'get lost' a little bit. Stopped along the way to get some drinks/snacks at a convenience store, but that was it.
After about another half an hour of aimless driving, we ended up on another route. This one actually took me right by a turn that would go straight to my high school. I said, completely and utterly jokingly, "We should make out in front of my school." She turned to me, no real expression on her face, and just said, ever so matter-of-factly, "Ok."
It's a good thing the muscle memory was on auto-pilot, because I don't think I was focusing on the road at all. I just looked at her... "Really?!?"... "Yes, this song is turning me on so you better fucking turn into the parking lot NOW."
Who was I to argue?
Needless to say, I quickly made the turn, and pulled into a dark corner of the student parking lot. Before I could even pull the emergency brake up, she already had her jeans off. All I could remember seeing is her black lace panties in the full moonlight, and suddenly my car had TWO stickshifts. After some careful repositioning and some wardrobe realignments (fucking metal zippers...), we were steaming up the windows.
Although a little cramped (I'm 6'3", she's 5'7", in a Dodge Stratus), there ain't nothin' like having your hot ass wife ride you in your ride in front of your ol' school. Something about her just sitting in your lap, with nothing but moonlight as you look into each other's eyes, with a good song on the radio, hoping no one comes by. We haven't done something so erotic and thrilling like that in a while... it was extremely memorable and I felt very connected (physically and emotionally  ), and is highly recommended. One of the many reasons I love that girl. 
Afterwards a stop at McDonalds to recoup some lost energy, and a nice leisurely ride back home on some dark scenic back roads. All in all it was a pretty damn good night.
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I have an unhealthy obsession with Lady GaGa and it is making me question my sexuality
i try and validate her being a good performer to my friends, pointing out that she writes her own stuff and has a healthy singing voice but that it's kinda weird how freakishly oversexual and feminine her outfits and performances and lyrics are but secretly i admire everything about her
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On January 03 2010 16:06 EvilTeletubby wrote:Show nested quote +On January 03 2010 11:25 KwarK wrote:On January 03 2010 11:15 Etherone wrote:On January 03 2010 11:08 KwarK wrote:On January 03 2010 10:59 EvilTeletubby wrote:I just got laid in my high school parking lot last night. + Show Spoiler +Which would sound much cooler if I hadn't been out of high school for 8 years now How does that even happen outside some kind of roleplay? no, the women just gets horny for some reason. i've had sex outside, near some mall. It's not all it's chalked up to be, actually it's downright uncomfortable. although now that i look at the original post im pretty sure they were in a car. which is the same case, a let down most frequently. But he'd have to go to his high school parking lot with his wife first. Given he's not in high school he'd presumably be going there out of his way. Although I am perhaps overanalysing this. + Show Spoiler +Actually... We were bored and had just wanted to get out of the house. It was dark, around 7-8pm or so, and, we were on a quest to find, of all things, this. No joke. We made our way up the local route that tends to have all of the, uh, adult destinations along the way. After driving for about forty five minutes and running into several disappointments, we were not able to locate the gadget in question. Dismayed, we decided to just joy ride... we were in an extremely rural area (the county I grew up in actually), and just decided to 'get lost' a little bit. Stopped along the way to get some drinks/snacks at a convenience store, but that was it. After about another half an hour of aimless driving, we ended up on another route. This one actually took me right by a turn that would go straight to my high school. I said, completely and utterly jokingly, "We should make out in front of my school." She turned to me, no real expression on her face, and just said, ever so matter-of-factly, "Ok." It's a good thing the muscle memory was on auto-pilot, because I don't think I was focusing on the road at all. I just looked at her... "Really?!?"... "Yes, this song is turning me on so you better fucking turn into the parking lot NOW." Who was I to argue? Needless to say, I quickly made the turn, and pulled into a dark corner of the student parking lot. Before I could even pull the emergency brake up, she already had her jeans off. All I could remember seeing is her black lace panties in the full moonlight, and suddenly my car had TWO stickshifts. After some careful repositioning and some wardrobe realignments (fucking metal zippers...), we were steaming up the windows. Although a little cramped (I'm 6'3", she's 5'7", in a Dodge Stratus), there ain't nothin' like having your hot ass wife ride you in your ride in front of your ol' school. Something about her just sitting in your lap, with nothing but moonlight as you look into each other's eyes, with a good song on the radio, hoping no one comes by. We haven't done something so erotic and thrilling like that in a while... it was extremely memorable and I felt very connected (physically and emotionally ), and is highly recommended. One of the many reasons I love that girl. Afterwards a stop at McDonalds to recoup some lost energy, and a nice leisurely ride back home on some dark scenic back roads. All in all it was a pretty damn good night. Keep it to one line please.
I bm on iccup games I feel I should have won but then end up losing - always regret it afterwards .
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On January 03 2010 15:23 Julmust wrote:
this is my third sleepless night in a row, I'm having problems thinking. shit sucks
Since school ended and I'm on break. My sleep pattern has gone to shit. Usually I go to sleep around 5AM and wake up around 1 or 2PM. I basically do nothing but play starcraft, watch youtube videos, eat, do minor chores, check TL, and feel nostalgic about things. It makes me feel like I'm doing absolutely nothing with my break while other people are going out partying and having way more fun than I am.
Maybe it's in my head...
No it's not.
edit: FUCK THE FAT CHICK FROM MY OLD HIGH SCHOOL DIVISION WENT TO SPAIN?! FUCK THIS
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On January 03 2010 17:29 ThunderGod wrote:Show nested quote +On January 03 2010 16:06 EvilTeletubby wrote:On January 03 2010 11:25 KwarK wrote:On January 03 2010 11:15 Etherone wrote:On January 03 2010 11:08 KwarK wrote:On January 03 2010 10:59 EvilTeletubby wrote:I just got laid in my high school parking lot last night. + Show Spoiler +Which would sound much cooler if I hadn't been out of high school for 8 years now How does that even happen outside some kind of roleplay? no, the women just gets horny for some reason. i've had sex outside, near some mall. It's not all it's chalked up to be, actually it's downright uncomfortable. although now that i look at the original post im pretty sure they were in a car. which is the same case, a let down most frequently. But he'd have to go to his high school parking lot with his wife first. Given he's not in high school he'd presumably be going there out of his way. Although I am perhaps overanalysing this. + Show Spoiler +Actually... We were bored and had just wanted to get out of the house. It was dark, around 7-8pm or so, and, we were on a quest to find, of all things, this. No joke. We made our way up the local route that tends to have all of the, uh, adult destinations along the way. After driving for about forty five minutes and running into several disappointments, we were not able to locate the gadget in question. Dismayed, we decided to just joy ride... we were in an extremely rural area (the county I grew up in actually), and just decided to 'get lost' a little bit. Stopped along the way to get some drinks/snacks at a convenience store, but that was it. After about another half an hour of aimless driving, we ended up on another route. This one actually took me right by a turn that would go straight to my high school. I said, completely and utterly jokingly, "We should make out in front of my school." She turned to me, no real expression on her face, and just said, ever so matter-of-factly, "Ok." It's a good thing the muscle memory was on auto-pilot, because I don't think I was focusing on the road at all. I just looked at her... "Really?!?"... "Yes, this song is turning me on so you better fucking turn into the parking lot NOW." Who was I to argue? Needless to say, I quickly made the turn, and pulled into a dark corner of the student parking lot. Before I could even pull the emergency brake up, she already had her jeans off. All I could remember seeing is her black lace panties in the full moonlight, and suddenly my car had TWO stickshifts. After some careful repositioning and some wardrobe realignments (fucking metal zippers...), we were steaming up the windows. Although a little cramped (I'm 6'3", she's 5'7", in a Dodge Stratus), there ain't nothin' like having your hot ass wife ride you in your ride in front of your ol' school. Something about her just sitting in your lap, with nothing but moonlight as you look into each other's eyes, with a good song on the radio, hoping no one comes by. We haven't done something so erotic and thrilling like that in a while... it was extremely memorable and I felt very connected (physically and emotionally ), and is highly recommended. One of the many reasons I love that girl. Afterwards a stop at McDonalds to recoup some lost energy, and a nice leisurely ride back home on some dark scenic back roads. All in all it was a pretty damn good night. Keep it to one line please. I bm on iccup games I feel I should have won but then end up losing - always regret it afterwards .
lol..i dont think anyone really cares about the 'one line' part as long as the shit is good
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I constantly rag on anyone really badly who likes Lady GaGa but secretly can't stop listening to one of her songs.
Have had a crush on a girl for 2 years. She asked ME out and i broke up with her in less than a month and a week later wanted her back and still do after 4 years
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Sometimes I miss my ex who was nympho... we banged in a Noraebang (pun intended)
PS: Noraebang is Korean for (Norae = Singing + Bang = Room)
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Whenever I see a "show spoiler" or "show nested quote", I click it regardless of how many times I've seen what's inside and I hardly ever read it anyway.
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When I was in Egypt over Christmas I couldn't wait until getting home to know the results of jaedong vs flash so I asked another tourist who I noticed was korean.. he didn't know :<
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I check this thread once in a while to read other people's confession and never wrote my own
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I just woke up... I'm hurt at my head and my knee and i have no idea why... But i think i won.
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On January 03 2010 21:48 nevz wrote:
When I was in Egypt over Christmas I couldn't wait until getting home to know the results of jaedong vs flash so I asked another tourist who I noticed was korean.. he didn't know :<
haha awesome ^^
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On January 03 2010 15:28 Rotodyne wrote:
I've known how to play 2v2 on battle.net with 1 IP with only router settings for the past 5 years, but was too lazy to make a guide.
YOU HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE PERSON! T_T
I use facebook a whole lot more than I pretend not to.
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I'm at uni and i will get back to notebooks again because i'm too messy to use ring binders ( losing papers etc ... )
Like sometimes i spend more time fiding stuff than really studying lol.
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On January 03 2010 16:10 Bobo_XIII wrote:
I have an unhealthy obsession with Lady GaGa and it is making me question my sexuality
i try and validate her being a good performer to my friends, pointing out that she writes her own stuff and has a healthy singing voice but that it's kinda weird how freakishly oversexual and feminine her outfits and performances and lyrics are but secretly i admire everything about her
I saw Taylor Swift on VH1 and was so impressed that I listened to some of her songs, even though all her material is teenage girl love (Kanye's wrong :-(
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