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QuoC
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States724 Posts
January 03 2010 06:25 GMT
#1281
On January 03 2010 15:21 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 03 2010 15:19 johnnyspazz wrote:
im a virgin


That's not as big of a deal as so many people make it out to be. Don't feel bad.


seriously. it's nuttin man, whoever laughs probably don't get laid at all. the ppl who do get laid (either by other girls or their girlfriend) will understand that being a virgin isn't that big of a deal. you'll pop it sooner or later, no need to rush anything unless you're >25 y/o i guess
Dario "TLO" Wünsch -- Favorite SC2 Player
Rotodyne
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2263 Posts
January 03 2010 06:28 GMT
#1282
I've known how to play 2v2 on battle.net with 1 IP with only router settings for the past 5 years, but was too lazy to make a guide.
I can only play starcraft when I am shit canned. IPXZERG is a god.
Unforgiven_ve
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Venezuela1232 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-03 06:56:32
January 03 2010 06:54 GMT
#1283
i was extremely nervous the first time i was alone at home whit my new GF
(im 27 and i've had plenty of gf before)
:)
Unforgiven_ve
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Venezuela1232 Posts
January 03 2010 06:56 GMT
#1284
On December 20 2009 12:25 El.Divino wrote:

I've started a serious relationship with my girlfriend and I tell everyone I can it's not serious.


lol, same here
:)
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22256 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-03 07:13:20
January 03 2010 07:06 GMT
#1285
On January 03 2010 11:25 KwarK wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 03 2010 11:15 Etherone wrote:
On January 03 2010 11:08 KwarK wrote:
On January 03 2010 10:59 EvilTeletubby wrote:
I just got laid in my high school parking lot last night.

+ Show Spoiler +
Which would sound much cooler if I hadn't been out of high school for 8 years now

How does that even happen outside some kind of roleplay?

no, the women just gets horny for some reason.

i've had sex outside, near some mall. It's not all it's chalked up to be, actually it's downright uncomfortable.

although now that i look at the original post im pretty sure they were in a car.
which is the same case, a let down most frequently.

But he'd have to go to his high school parking lot with his wife first. Given he's not in high school he'd presumably be going there out of his way. Although I am perhaps overanalysing this.


Actually...

We were bored and had just wanted to get out of the house. It was dark, around 7-8pm or so, and, we were on a quest to find, of all things, this. No joke. We made our way up the local route that tends to have all of the, uh, adult destinations along the way. After driving for about forty five minutes and running into several disappointments, we were not able to locate the gadget in question. Dismayed, we decided to just joy ride... we were in an extremely rural area (the county I grew up in actually), and just decided to 'get lost' a little bit. Stopped along the way to get some drinks/snacks at a convenience store, but that was it.

After about another half an hour of aimless driving, we ended up on another route. This one actually took me right by a turn that would go straight to my high school. I said, completely and utterly jokingly, "We should make out in front of my school." She turned to me, no real expression on her face, and just said, ever so matter-of-factly, "Ok."

It's a good thing the muscle memory was on auto-pilot, because I don't think I was focusing on the road at all. I just looked at her... "Really?!?"... "Yes, this song is turning me on so you better fucking turn into the parking lot NOW."

Who was I to argue?

Needless to say, I quickly made the turn, and pulled into a dark corner of the student parking lot. Before I could even pull the emergency brake up, she already had her jeans off. All I could remember seeing is her black lace panties in the full moonlight, and suddenly my car had TWO stickshifts. After some careful repositioning and some wardrobe realignments (fucking metal zippers...), we were steaming up the windows.

Although a little cramped (I'm 6'3", she's 5'7", in a Dodge Stratus), there ain't nothin' like having your hot ass wife ride you in your ride in front of your ol' school. Something about her just sitting in your lap, with nothing but moonlight as you look into each other's eyes, with a good song on the radio, hoping no one comes by. We haven't done something so erotic and thrilling like that in a while... it was extremely memorable and I felt very connected (physically and emotionally ), and is highly recommended. One of the many reasons I love that girl.

Afterwards a stop at McDonalds to recoup some lost energy, and a nice leisurely ride back home on some dark scenic back roads. All in all it was a pretty damn good night.

Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
Bobo_XIII
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
United States429 Posts
January 03 2010 07:10 GMT
#1286
I have an unhealthy obsession with Lady GaGa and it is making me question my sexuality

i try and validate her being a good performer to my friends, pointing out that she writes her own stuff and has a healthy singing voice but that it's kinda weird how freakishly oversexual and feminine her outfits and performances and lyrics are but secretly i admire everything about her
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit, and the vermin of the world inhabit it... and its morals aren't worth what a pig could spit, and it goes by the name of Reddit.
ThunderGod
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
New Zealand897 Posts
January 03 2010 08:29 GMT
#1287
On January 03 2010 16:06 EvilTeletubby wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 03 2010 11:25 KwarK wrote:
On January 03 2010 11:15 Etherone wrote:
On January 03 2010 11:08 KwarK wrote:
On January 03 2010 10:59 EvilTeletubby wrote:
I just got laid in my high school parking lot last night.

+ Show Spoiler +
Which would sound much cooler if I hadn't been out of high school for 8 years now

How does that even happen outside some kind of roleplay?

no, the women just gets horny for some reason.

i've had sex outside, near some mall. It's not all it's chalked up to be, actually it's downright uncomfortable.

although now that i look at the original post im pretty sure they were in a car.
which is the same case, a let down most frequently.

But he'd have to go to his high school parking lot with his wife first. Given he's not in high school he'd presumably be going there out of his way. Although I am perhaps overanalysing this.
+ Show Spoiler +


Actually...

We were bored and had just wanted to get out of the house. It was dark, around 7-8pm or so, and, we were on a quest to find, of all things, this. No joke. We made our way up the local route that tends to have all of the, uh, adult destinations along the way. After driving for about forty five minutes and running into several disappointments, we were not able to locate the gadget in question. Dismayed, we decided to just joy ride... we were in an extremely rural area (the county I grew up in actually), and just decided to 'get lost' a little bit. Stopped along the way to get some drinks/snacks at a convenience store, but that was it.

After about another half an hour of aimless driving, we ended up on another route. This one actually took me right by a turn that would go straight to my high school. I said, completely and utterly jokingly, "We should make out in front of my school." She turned to me, no real expression on her face, and just said, ever so matter-of-factly, "Ok."

It's a good thing the muscle memory was on auto-pilot, because I don't think I was focusing on the road at all. I just looked at her... "Really?!?"... "Yes, this song is turning me on so you better fucking turn into the parking lot NOW."

Who was I to argue?

Needless to say, I quickly made the turn, and pulled into a dark corner of the student parking lot. Before I could even pull the emergency brake up, she already had her jeans off. All I could remember seeing is her black lace panties in the full moonlight, and suddenly my car had TWO stickshifts. After some careful repositioning and some wardrobe realignments (fucking metal zippers...), we were steaming up the windows.

Although a little cramped (I'm 6'3", she's 5'7", in a Dodge Stratus), there ain't nothin' like having your hot ass wife ride you in your ride in front of your ol' school. Something about her just sitting in your lap, with nothing but moonlight as you look into each other's eyes, with a good song on the radio, hoping no one comes by. We haven't done something so erotic and thrilling like that in a while... it was extremely memorable and I felt very connected (physically and emotionally ), and is highly recommended. One of the many reasons I love that girl.

Afterwards a stop at McDonalds to recoup some lost energy, and a nice leisurely ride back home on some dark scenic back roads. All in all it was a pretty damn good night.

Keep it to one line please.

I bm on iccup games I feel I should have won but then end up losing - always regret it afterwards .
"Certain forms of popular music nowadays, namely rap and hip hop styles, are just irritating gangsters bragging about their illegal exploits and short-sighted lifestyles." - Shiverfish ~2009
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-03 08:48:07
January 03 2010 08:47 GMT
#1288
On January 03 2010 15:23 Julmust wrote:
this is my third sleepless night in a row, I'm having problems thinking. shit sucks

Since school ended and I'm on break. My sleep pattern has gone to shit. Usually I go to sleep around 5AM and wake up around 1 or 2PM. I basically do nothing but play starcraft, watch youtube videos, eat, do minor chores, check TL, and feel nostalgic about things. It makes me feel like I'm doing absolutely nothing with my break while other people are going out partying and having way more fun than I am.

Maybe it's in my head...

No it's not.

edit: FUCK THE FAT CHICK FROM MY OLD HIGH SCHOOL DIVISION WENT TO SPAIN?! FUCK THIS
DoX.)
Profile Joined December 2008
Singapore6164 Posts
January 03 2010 09:13 GMT
#1289
On January 03 2010 17:29 ThunderGod wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 03 2010 16:06 EvilTeletubby wrote:
On January 03 2010 11:25 KwarK wrote:
On January 03 2010 11:15 Etherone wrote:
On January 03 2010 11:08 KwarK wrote:
On January 03 2010 10:59 EvilTeletubby wrote:
I just got laid in my high school parking lot last night.

+ Show Spoiler +
Which would sound much cooler if I hadn't been out of high school for 8 years now

How does that even happen outside some kind of roleplay?

no, the women just gets horny for some reason.

i've had sex outside, near some mall. It's not all it's chalked up to be, actually it's downright uncomfortable.

although now that i look at the original post im pretty sure they were in a car.
which is the same case, a let down most frequently.

But he'd have to go to his high school parking lot with his wife first. Given he's not in high school he'd presumably be going there out of his way. Although I am perhaps overanalysing this.
+ Show Spoiler +


Actually...

We were bored and had just wanted to get out of the house. It was dark, around 7-8pm or so, and, we were on a quest to find, of all things, this. No joke. We made our way up the local route that tends to have all of the, uh, adult destinations along the way. After driving for about forty five minutes and running into several disappointments, we were not able to locate the gadget in question. Dismayed, we decided to just joy ride... we were in an extremely rural area (the county I grew up in actually), and just decided to 'get lost' a little bit. Stopped along the way to get some drinks/snacks at a convenience store, but that was it.

After about another half an hour of aimless driving, we ended up on another route. This one actually took me right by a turn that would go straight to my high school. I said, completely and utterly jokingly, "We should make out in front of my school." She turned to me, no real expression on her face, and just said, ever so matter-of-factly, "Ok."

It's a good thing the muscle memory was on auto-pilot, because I don't think I was focusing on the road at all. I just looked at her... "Really?!?"... "Yes, this song is turning me on so you better fucking turn into the parking lot NOW."

Who was I to argue?

Needless to say, I quickly made the turn, and pulled into a dark corner of the student parking lot. Before I could even pull the emergency brake up, she already had her jeans off. All I could remember seeing is her black lace panties in the full moonlight, and suddenly my car had TWO stickshifts. After some careful repositioning and some wardrobe realignments (fucking metal zippers...), we were steaming up the windows.

Although a little cramped (I'm 6'3", she's 5'7", in a Dodge Stratus), there ain't nothin' like having your hot ass wife ride you in your ride in front of your ol' school. Something about her just sitting in your lap, with nothing but moonlight as you look into each other's eyes, with a good song on the radio, hoping no one comes by. We haven't done something so erotic and thrilling like that in a while... it was extremely memorable and I felt very connected (physically and emotionally ), and is highly recommended. One of the many reasons I love that girl.

Afterwards a stop at McDonalds to recoup some lost energy, and a nice leisurely ride back home on some dark scenic back roads. All in all it was a pretty damn good night.

Keep it to one line please.

I bm on iccup games I feel I should have won but then end up losing - always regret it afterwards .

lol..i dont think anyone really cares about the 'one line' part as long as the shit is good
wussleeQ
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States3130 Posts
January 03 2010 12:15 GMT
#1290
I constantly rag on anyone really badly who likes Lady GaGa but secretly can't stop listening to one of her songs.

Have had a crush on a girl for 2 years. She asked ME out and i broke up with her in less than a month and a week later wanted her back and still do after 4 years
BW -> League -> CSGO
Silentness
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States2821 Posts
January 03 2010 12:28 GMT
#1291
Sometimes I miss my ex who was nympho... we banged in a Noraebang (pun intended)

PS: Noraebang is Korean for (Norae = Singing + Bang = Room)
GL HF... YOLO..lololollol.
HaXXspetten
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Sweden15718 Posts
January 03 2010 12:43 GMT
#1292
Whenever I see a "show spoiler" or "show nested quote", I click it regardless of how many times I've seen what's inside and I hardly ever read it anyway.
nevz
Profile Joined October 2008
Sweden72 Posts
January 03 2010 12:48 GMT
#1293
When I was in Egypt over Christmas I couldn't wait until getting home to know the results of jaedong vs flash so I asked another tourist who I noticed was korean.. he didn't know :<
Caphe
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Vietnam10817 Posts
January 03 2010 12:55 GMT
#1294
I check this thread once in a while to read other people's confession and never wrote my own
Terran
Velr
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Switzerland10799 Posts
January 03 2010 12:58 GMT
#1295
I just woke up... I'm hurt at my head and my knee and i have no idea why... But i think i won.
St3MoR
Profile Joined November 2002
Spain3256 Posts
January 03 2010 13:11 GMT
#1296
On January 03 2010 21:48 nevz wrote:
When I was in Egypt over Christmas I couldn't wait until getting home to know the results of jaedong vs flash so I asked another tourist who I noticed was korean.. he didn't know :<


haha awesome ^^
Prophet in TL of the Makoto0124 ways
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
January 03 2010 13:53 GMT
#1297
On January 03 2010 15:28 Rotodyne wrote:
I've known how to play 2v2 on battle.net with 1 IP with only router settings for the past 5 years, but was too lazy to make a guide.

YOU HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE PERSON! T_T

I use facebook a whole lot more than I pretend not to.
Lovin
Profile Joined May 2009
Denmark812 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-03 15:30:20
January 03 2010 15:29 GMT
#1298
- Nevermind
AKA SuddenSalad
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-03 15:37:19
January 03 2010 15:36 GMT
#1299
I'm at uni and i will get back to notebooks again because i'm too messy to use ring binders ( losing papers etc ... )
Like sometimes i spend more time fiding stuff than really studying lol.
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
igotmyown
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4291 Posts
January 03 2010 15:41 GMT
#1300
On January 03 2010 16:10 Bobo_XIII wrote:
I have an unhealthy obsession with Lady GaGa and it is making me question my sexuality

i try and validate her being a good performer to my friends, pointing out that she writes her own stuff and has a healthy singing voice but that it's kinda weird how freakishly oversexual and feminine her outfits and performances and lyrics are but secretly i admire everything about her


I saw Taylor Swift on VH1 and was so impressed that I listened to some of her songs, even though all her material is teenage girl love (Kanye's wrong :-(
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