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Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
January 04 2010 14:11 GMT
#1321
I don't like SNSD as much as people think I do.
God Bless
DoX.)
Profile Joined December 2008
Singapore6164 Posts
January 04 2010 14:37 GMT
#1322
On January 04 2010 23:11 Roffles wrote:
I don't like SNSD as much as people think I do.

From the first page
+ Show Spoiler [kinda graphic] +

[image loading]
white
Profile Joined August 2009
Korea (North)62 Posts
January 04 2010 15:15 GMT
#1323
I sometimes dream of a free life in America
Things in the Democratic People's Republic of Korea are hard, as always....
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6642 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-04 15:48:59
January 04 2010 15:42 GMT
#1324
In school my friend and I pissed off one teacher so much by just screwing around in class all the time that he went from being the most chilled out guy ever to having some kind of breakdown and having to take 6 months off :O

My younger brother had him a couple years later and asked him "do you know my brother Ryan and his friend James?" and he was just like "never mention those names in my presence again" lol
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
January 04 2010 17:24 GMT
#1325
After my typical nerdrage commentaries I got so full of it I started yelling at everyone, who were confused. I lost a lot of friends that day.

I enjoy the taste of vodka. I'm 13.
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
January 04 2010 17:29 GMT
#1326
On January 04 2010 22:51 Silentness wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 04 2010 22:32 endGame wrote:
I practice too much to be as bad at Starcraft as I am -.-


You can practice for many hours/days and get nowhere if you aren't properly practicing.


I agree. I improved faster than some people I know who played like 10 games a day while I only played 3-4 games a day.

Proper practicing >>> Mass practicing

Replay analyzing and knowing what you did wrong and thinking about it the next time is the key.
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-04 18:06:04
January 04 2010 17:34 GMT
#1327
Sorry if this ends up being double post, but the first game I've pirated all by myself (no help from dad) was StarCraft: Brood War.

A week ago I came while having a distracting thought about Effort.

I play on iCCup while listening to the song "DotA" by Basshunter.

LAST EDIT: Whoops, that last sentence I meant to say StarCraft iCCup, forgot that DotA is also on that.
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
love1another
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1844 Posts
January 04 2010 18:22 GMT
#1328
I have a crush on a christian girl.
"I'm learning more and more that TL isn't the place to go for advice outside of anything you need in college. It's like you guys just make up your own fantasy world shit and post it as if you've done it." - Chill
ragnasaur
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States804 Posts
January 04 2010 18:36 GMT
#1329
Im the best starcraft player in the world
| (• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ) George Forman doesnt have any fingerprints
QuoC
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States724 Posts
January 04 2010 18:58 GMT
#1330
On January 04 2010 23:37 DoX.) wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 04 2010 23:11 Roffles wrote:
I don't like SNSD as much as people think I do.

From the first page
+ Show Spoiler [kinda graphic] +

[image loading]


thats not real.. is it? probably naht.

my penis is about 6'' <3all homo
lOL
Dario "TLO" Wünsch -- Favorite SC2 Player
HaXXspetten
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Sweden15718 Posts
January 04 2010 21:15 GMT
#1331
On January 05 2010 03:36 ragnasaur wrote:
Im the best starcraft player in the world


(T)Flash will come after you tonight.
ghermination
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States2851 Posts
January 04 2010 21:32 GMT
#1332
I judge kwark not by his game skills or how well he does in tournaments, but rather by the fact that he looks like a combination of two of my old friends.
U Gotta Skate.
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-04 21:50:41
January 04 2010 21:50 GMT
#1333
I'm terrible at starcraft compared to how much I follow, watch, and play the game.

But I still love it.
PhotographerLiquipedia. Drop me a pm if you've got questions/need help.
Lovin
Profile Joined May 2009
Denmark812 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-04 22:02:54
January 04 2010 22:01 GMT
#1334
I like to click on the TLFE The Ultimate Weapon thread and look at FlaSh even though I already read it.... Just because the banner makes me drool........... In a good way (o.o)
AKA SuddenSalad
3 Lions
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States3705 Posts
January 04 2010 22:13 GMT
#1335
I like the Germans more than the English in football :O
holybad
Profile Joined January 2010
United States9 Posts
January 04 2010 22:45 GMT
#1336
On June 14 2009 03:14 xiaofan wrote:
I tried playing Starcraft with my penis.


lol wat was ur apm?
asking whymakes you wiser
holybad
Profile Joined January 2010
United States9 Posts
January 04 2010 22:58 GMT
#1337
On June 14 2009 03:14 xiaofan wrote:
I tried playing Starcraft with my penis.


i tried playing sc with my penis after hearing some guys one line confession about trying it. it was on B-net python my apm was 88 and i managed to get an expansion before the nub finally scouted me. i lost hilarously
asking whymakes you wiser
HaXXspetten
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Sweden15718 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-04 23:03:35
January 04 2010 23:01 GMT
#1338
HAHAHAHAHA


Srsly though, how do you manage yo push the keys down with your dick? Do you jerk off 'till you get a hard on, then somehow turn upside down and press the keys with the tip of your cock?

+ Show Spoiler +
Man, I'm starting to get really fucking grose...
plated.rawr
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Norway1676 Posts
January 05 2010 00:01 GMT
#1339
I'm sadfacing in real life because I wasn't able to make the 1337th post in this thread.
Savior broke my heart ;_; || twitch.tv/onnings
iNfeRnaL *
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Germany1908 Posts
January 05 2010 00:46 GMT
#1340
ROFL imagine you play Starcraft with your dick and your opponent starts trash talking you "wtf you stupid dick..."
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