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Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-05 01:22:23
January 05 2010 01:22 GMT
#1341
I am now seriously considering trying to play starcraft with my dick, and conceiving methods in which I will accomplish such a task, hoping I can beat a D- player.

Well, I'll still have to have a hand on the mouse...
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
iNfeRnaL *
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Germany1908 Posts
January 05 2010 01:26 GMT
#1342
rofl this thread really made some nerds try to play bw with their dicks.
epic
fucking
win
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17735 Posts
January 05 2010 01:46 GMT
#1343
opponent: hahaha wtf are you playing with? Your dick?
me: tyuedas
opponent: wait what?
ils
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
January 05 2010 01:49 GMT
#1344
On January 05 2010 10:46 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
opponent: hahaha wtf are you playing with? Your dick?
me: tyuedas
opponent: wait what?

This made me laugh because I tried to imagine the entire situation in real life.
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
January 05 2010 04:12 GMT
#1345
I have played BW with my dick, I whipped around my hand and pressed it so hard I got wood and had to hit like 3 keys at a time.

APM = 134, I won the game too.
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
January 05 2010 04:16 GMT
#1346
Also a confession: I jack off with my left hand because my right is moving Zealots around.
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
thunk
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States6233 Posts
January 05 2010 04:30 GMT
#1347
On January 05 2010 06:50 GHOSTCLAW wrote:
I'm terrible at starcraft compared to how much I follow, watch, and play the game.

But I still love it.


Confessions imply people don't know it already.
Every time Jung Myung Hoon builds a vulture, two probes die. || My post count was a palindrome and I was never posting again.
LuMiX
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
China5757 Posts
January 05 2010 05:38 GMT
#1348
^ rofl thunk~! so mean!! haha
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
January 05 2010 05:44 GMT
#1349
I sadly love looking at Flash, because everytime I see him, I'm reminded of Nicole from Kara and how they look so similar in that one picture of hers.
God Bless
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-05 17:57:36
January 05 2010 17:16 GMT
#1350
I'm 13 and look 20 if nobody can see my eyes.

Also, I shot the sheriff.
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
meathook
Profile Joined December 2007
1289 Posts
January 05 2010 22:23 GMT
#1351
I've caught myself laughing at physics jokes more than one time.
An ugly planet. A bug planet.
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
January 06 2010 02:52 GMT
#1352
This is like my eighth or ninth:

I have fantasized about Lady GaGa in full knowledge she has a dick.
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-06 02:59:50
January 06 2010 02:54 GMT
#1353
On January 06 2010 07:23 meathook wrote:
I've caught myself laughing at physics jokes more than one time.

How is this a confession?! Physics jokes are so good...
+ Show Spoiler [>1 Line] +
There was a horse race, and there were three people, a doctor, a mathematician, and a physicist. They decided to do some work in their respected field to figure out which horse would win the race. The doctor went into the stable, and measured all of the horses sizes, heart rate, blood pressure, etc., made his prediction, and bought his ticket. The mathematician took out a calculator and started make some calculations based off the horses' past patterns and performance, derived a prediction, and bought his ticket. The physicist took out a piece of paper and started to scribble out formulas, made a prediction, and bought his ticket. After the race, the physicist had made the correct prediction. As he was leaving with his prize money, the doctor and mathematician followed him and asked him if they could see his calculations on how he managed to make the correct predictions. He agreed and gave them the paper.
It read:
+ Show Spoiler +
"First, assume all horses are spherical."
Vestige
Profile Joined November 2009
United States303 Posts
January 06 2010 05:13 GMT
#1354
i get all my jokes from lame t-shirts on snorgtees :D and im proud of it :D
"You'd wish it were hell"
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
January 08 2010 17:16 GMT
#1355
On January 06 2010 11:54 Archaic wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 06 2010 07:23 meathook wrote:
I've caught myself laughing at physics jokes more than one time.

How is this a confession?! Physics jokes are so good...
+ Show Spoiler [>1 Line] +
There was a horse race, and there were three people, a doctor, a mathematician, and a physicist. They decided to do some work in their respected field to figure out which horse would win the race. The doctor went into the stable, and measured all of the horses sizes, heart rate, blood pressure, etc., made his prediction, and bought his ticket. The mathematician took out a calculator and started make some calculations based off the horses' past patterns and performance, derived a prediction, and bought his ticket. The physicist took out a piece of paper and started to scribble out formulas, made a prediction, and bought his ticket. After the race, the physicist had made the correct prediction. As he was leaving with his prize money, the doctor and mathematician followed him and asked him if they could see his calculations on how he managed to make the correct predictions. He agreed and gave them the paper.
It read:
+ Show Spoiler +
"First, assume all horses are spherical."


That's interesting... Usually the mathematician is the subject of the punchline.
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
meteorskunk
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada546 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-08 19:03:35
January 08 2010 19:01 GMT
#1356
Girl Blog Credentials: Comfortable talking to some women. Tried the sex once
HaXXspetten
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Sweden15718 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-08 21:40:21
January 08 2010 21:40 GMT
#1357
I have sort of a paranoia to keep my threads alive for as long as possible... if they fall out of the top 5 most recently posted in, thus they aren't visible on the sidebar, I go to it and post something in my own thread to bring it back up and hopefully get more viewers...

...Do I have a problem about getting attention or what? I thought only powerhungry maniacs and chicks had that problem... oh wait, they're the same thing. xD
IceCube
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Croatia1403 Posts
January 08 2010 22:08 GMT
#1358
On January 05 2010 10:46 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
opponent: hahaha wtf are you playing with? Your dick?
me: tyuedas
opponent: wait what?

I roflrolled! EPIC
Forever Vulture.. :(
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
January 08 2010 22:39 GMT
#1359
wish I was a girl
SKT_Best: "I actually chose Protoss because it was so hard for me to defeat Protoss as a Terran. When I first started Brood War, my main race was Terran."
Lovin
Profile Joined May 2009
Denmark812 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-08 23:01:22
January 08 2010 23:00 GMT
#1360
On January 09 2010 07:39 fusionsdf wrote:
wish I was a girl


Just for Teh Mad StweedQwed on TL?
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