EPTWell, I'll still have to have a hand on the mouse...
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Megalisk
United States6095 Posts
Well, I'll still have to have a hand on the mouse... | ||
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iNfeRnaL
Germany1908 Posts
epic fucking win | ||
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Ilikestarcraft
Korea (South)17731 Posts
me: tyuedas opponent: wait what? | ||
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Archaic
United States4024 Posts
On January 05 2010 10:46 Ilikestarcraft wrote: opponent: hahaha wtf are you playing with? Your dick? me: tyuedas opponent: wait what? This made me laugh because I tried to imagine the entire situation in real life. | ||
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
APM = 134, I won the game too. | ||
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
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thunk
United States6233 Posts
On January 05 2010 06:50 GHOSTCLAW wrote: I'm terrible at starcraft compared to how much I follow, watch, and play the game. But I still love it. Confessions imply people don't know it already. | ||
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LuMiX
China5757 Posts
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Roffles
Pitcairn19291 Posts
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
Also, I shot the sheriff. | ||
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meathook
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
I have fantasized about Lady GaGa in full knowledge she has a dick. | ||
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Archaic
United States4024 Posts
On January 06 2010 07:23 meathook wrote: I've caught myself laughing at physics jokes more than one time. How is this a confession?! Physics jokes are so good... + Show Spoiler [>1 Line] + There was a horse race, and there were three people, a doctor, a mathematician, and a physicist. They decided to do some work in their respected field to figure out which horse would win the race. The doctor went into the stable, and measured all of the horses sizes, heart rate, blood pressure, etc., made his prediction, and bought his ticket. The mathematician took out a calculator and started make some calculations based off the horses' past patterns and performance, derived a prediction, and bought his ticket. The physicist took out a piece of paper and started to scribble out formulas, made a prediction, and bought his ticket. After the race, the physicist had made the correct prediction. As he was leaving with his prize money, the doctor and mathematician followed him and asked him if they could see his calculations on how he managed to make the correct predictions. He agreed and gave them the paper. It read: + Show Spoiler + "First, assume all horses are spherical." | ||
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Vestige
United States303 Posts
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
On January 06 2010 11:54 Archaic wrote: How is this a confession?! Physics jokes are so good... + Show Spoiler [>1 Line] + There was a horse race, and there were three people, a doctor, a mathematician, and a physicist. They decided to do some work in their respected field to figure out which horse would win the race. The doctor went into the stable, and measured all of the horses sizes, heart rate, blood pressure, etc., made his prediction, and bought his ticket. The mathematician took out a calculator and started make some calculations based off the horses' past patterns and performance, derived a prediction, and bought his ticket. The physicist took out a piece of paper and started to scribble out formulas, made a prediction, and bought his ticket. After the race, the physicist had made the correct prediction. As he was leaving with his prize money, the doctor and mathematician followed him and asked him if they could see his calculations on how he managed to make the correct predictions. He agreed and gave them the paper. It read: + Show Spoiler + "First, assume all horses are spherical." That's interesting... Usually the mathematician is the subject of the punchline. | ||
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meteorskunk
Canada546 Posts
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HaXXspetten
Sweden15718 Posts
...Do I have a problem about getting attention or what? I thought only powerhungry maniacs and chicks had that problem... oh wait, they're the same thing. xD | ||
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IceCube
Croatia1403 Posts
On January 05 2010 10:46 Ilikestarcraft wrote: opponent: hahaha wtf are you playing with? Your dick? me: tyuedas opponent: wait what? I roflrolled! EPIC | ||
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fusionsdf
Canada15390 Posts
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Lovin
Denmark812 Posts
On January 09 2010 07:39 fusionsdf wrote: wish I was a girl Just for Teh Mad StweedQwed on TL? | ||
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