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How do Protoss eat?

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kingcomrade
Profile Joined August 2007
United States115 Posts
August 24 2007 09:33 GMT
#1
I just noticed female Protoss have boobs, but Protoss don't have mouths. How do they get the milk out? And how do they eat? I'm genuinly curious about the latter.
N/A
oshibori_probe
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States2933 Posts
August 24 2007 09:36 GMT
#2
Nobody cares?
Fuck KeSPA.
kingcomrade
Profile Joined August 2007
United States115 Posts
August 24 2007 09:37 GMT
#3
Considering someone made a thread about it, you seem to be wrong.
N/A
useLess
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4781 Posts
August 24 2007 09:37 GMT
#4
Lame topic is lame.
Moonlight Shadow
saitox
Profile Joined August 2007
Chile70 Posts
August 24 2007 09:38 GMT
#5
they use psionic enery to feed themselff. >.<
Mantoss !!!!!!!!!!
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
August 24 2007 09:38 GMT
#6
Featured thread.
CommentatorPolt | MMA | Jjakji | BoxeR | NaDa | MVP | MKP ... truly inspiring.
GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51450 Posts
August 24 2007 09:44 GMT
#7
Uh............



















fuck off.
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kingcomrade
Profile Joined August 2007
United States115 Posts
August 24 2007 09:47 GMT
#8
What's with the baaaaaaaaaaaaawwww-ing?
N/A
aka_star
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United Kingdom1546 Posts
August 24 2007 09:54 GMT
#9
yes they use psionic enery to feed themselves, also the energy is use to construct their form so the boobs are just for show no function
FlashDave.999 aka Star
Bash
Profile Joined August 2007
Finland1533 Posts
August 24 2007 09:55 GMT
#10
Why through their rectums of course.
I can't sing and I can't dance, but still I know how to clap my hands.
AyOnY
Profile Joined July 2006
Pitcairn1026 Posts
August 24 2007 09:57 GMT
#11
Dumbest.thread.ever.
GoRush fan~
Tadzio
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
3340 Posts
August 24 2007 10:00 GMT
#12
Osmosis. Duh.

It's messy as hell, but a lifeform's gotta do what a lifeform's gotta do.
Axsynthe
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States161 Posts
August 24 2007 10:12 GMT
#13
Somewhere I read that they absorbed sunlight. But seriously who gives a crap.
How do overlords fly? Why do they all speak english? How do drones hover? Why don't Hydralisks use their claws? How can infantry units have infinite ammo? Why can't you crush units by dropping tanks on them? How do lurker spines work?

Obviously, the answer to all these questions are that we have been living in Starcraft universe for too long to question about things that don't make sense.
Chodorkovskiy
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Israel459 Posts
August 24 2007 10:15 GMT
#14
The second I see a protoss with boobs, I'm sending the game back. Okay, no I'm not. I'm writing a very angry letter to Blizzard.
"Retards like you need to be eliminated from the gene pool." --mensrea about you.
TheFoReveRwaR
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States10657 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-08-24 10:39:47
August 24 2007 10:24 GMT
#15
On August 24 2007 18:33 kingcomrade wrote:
I just noticed female Protoss have boobs, but Protoss don't have mouths. How do they get the milk out? And how do they eat? I'm genuinly curious about the latter.

This is ban worthy isn't it?
Being healthy, it has been said, really consists of having the same disease as everybody else.
DrainX
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Sweden3187 Posts
August 24 2007 10:42 GMT
#16
They absorb light from the sun :p According to a starcraft novell I read atleast.
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
August 24 2007 10:57 GMT
#17
They don't eat :/

go away
SKT_Best: "I actually chose Protoss because it was so hard for me to defeat Protoss as a Terran. When I first started Brood War, my main race was Terran."
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
August 24 2007 11:00 GMT
#18
On August 24 2007 19:12 Axsynthe wrote:
Somewhere I read that they absorbed sunlight. But seriously who gives a crap.
How do overlords fly? Why do they all speak english? How do drones hover? Why don't Hydralisks use their claws? How can infantry units have infinite ammo? Why can't you crush units by dropping tanks on them? How do lurker spines work?

Obviously, the answer to all these questions are that we have been living in Starcraft universe for too long to question about things that don't make sense.


haha, oh man I've wondered about all those as well.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
aseq
Profile Joined January 2003
Netherlands3977 Posts
August 24 2007 11:10 GMT
#19
They feed off psionic energy, of course.
Wonder how much they use tho.
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
August 24 2007 11:21 GMT
#20
wow this is a very good question. I wonder why nobody else has asked it before. I think we can think of many interesting theories that will not matter a flying fuck. Instead it's probably better to hang ourselves when we make these kind of faggotry threads. Just my thought process.
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