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OK so here's what happened.
My sister got home late last night and she took her boyfriend to her room and they lay there on the bed. Together.
I was sleeping in her bed because there was a giant spider in my room earlier and I felt paranoid about sleeping in my own bed. When I heard them coming up the stairs I tried to run into the bathroom down the hallway but I wasn't fast enough. So I hid under her bed.
But the 2 of them kept going for like an hour. Then they both fell asleep. With me under the bed.
I fell asleep too. When it was like 6 AM I had to pee real bad so I sneaked out from under the bed, but her boyfriend heard me, and tried to hit me in the head with a lamp. Maybe he thought I was a burglar or something.
Anyway, my sister woke up from all the noise and she was curious about what I was doing. Her boyfriend honestly looked like he wanted to murder me. I promised them I didn't have a camera or anything in case they were worried about finding themselves on youtube.
That only made her boyfriend even more angry. So anyway after all that I remembered that I got up in the first place to go the bathroom, but at that point I had already wet my pants pretty good.
So I go the bathroom to dry my boxers but little do I know that her boyfriend is hiding behind the door, probably waiting for me. So then he puts me in a chokehold and tells me to turn over my cell phone, because he thinks I got something on my camera?
So then after he sees I'm not listening he breaks into my room but I remember my phone is in the washing machine. I tell him this after he tries to punch me in the stomach. This makes him even more angry because he thinks I'm trying to get rid of my own phone and the evidence.
Then all of a sudden he tries hitting on me, and tells me he's gay and only using my sister to get with her hot brother. Which at this point I think he's talking about me. But it sounds like he's trying to play me and just putting on an act.
I tell him I'm going to call 911 and for no reason he tries to molest me after throwing me into the washing machine. I'm posting this blog from inside my washing machine. I think he locked me up here. I still have my cell phone in my pants pocket. I told him if he wants the phone he has to take off my pants.
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Haha sorry I meant to say, "My Sister's Boyfriend" haha that was lame
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Made me laugh. 
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On October 13 2011 12:57 keiraknightlee wrote:
Haha sorry I meant to say, "My Sister's Boyfriend" haha that was lame
That clears up a lot of the confusion reading this. That's a wierd situation though, hope you get out of it okay. Can't you call/text your sister?
wait, i reread that last part...
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what is this i dont even. is that for realz?
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Writing blogs is an artform
btw I tried texting my sister but she isn't responding. I wouldn't be surprised if that bastard drugged her.
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If you want attention, at least make up a better story...
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Edit:
After re-reading " tries to molest me after throwing me into the washing machine.", I've gone with the conclusion that you're a major attention seeker.
No fucks were given that day.
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I know it's a blog and all, but it's a bit silly...
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Hahaha, how old are you, just curious? Also, if this is true, you should totally call the police. This guy sounds like a total creep.
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Obviously call 911. :p
"Help, I'm trapped in a washing machine!"
Just make sure he doesn't turn it on. =O
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Good thing you keep a laptop in your laundry room!
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good story - great imagination you have.
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I'm having a hard time believing this is real. I've heard several stories of children hiding under beds while they siblings had sex ontop on them.
If it was serious, I'd call the police. Her boyfriend has no right to be angry at you without a proper explanation and even less of a right to be violent towards you. The boyfriend would get arrested and that would be a good thing for your sister too. Violent, illogical guys like that are bad news.
Why would he even get angry if you had some sort of video? Having sex is suddenly embarrassing enough to harass some kid over? If it would be my school's culture, everyone would be impartial.
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What ever you do, don't give the guy the idea of turning on the washing machine while you are inside it.
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you're leaving something out. why did you try to hide from them?
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I'm having a hard time believing this is real.
I'm inside my washing machine.
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Really not funny that you would make a joke like this.
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and for no reason he tries to molest me
Yes, because people need a reason to molest.
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You obviously made up the title of your blog before you made up the story and then flipped it around.
No harm no foul tho right?
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On October 13 2011 13:25 Roe wrote:
you're leaving something out. why did you try to hide from them?
got the hots for his sister?
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I can't say this blog post is dry, however, I'd say it's... pretty washed up.
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Strangest story ever but it made me laugh!
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wtf is this? i dont even-
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I have no idea what I just read. Erotic fiction? I can't understand what's going on.
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How did he molest you whilst you were in a washing machine? Must be a pretty damn big washing machine
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The fuck is going on here LOL, btw upload pix of your sister :D:D:D:D
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It doesn't make any sense.
If I were him I would start the washing machine.
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What is this I don't even...
A+++ would read again. =D
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On October 13 2011 13:29 OSM.OneManArmy wrote:
Really not funny that you would make a joke like this.
I beg to differ, I think it's pretty obvious that it's full of falsities and therefore should be taken lightly.
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I still can't see if this is real or not....I suck at this.
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the OP is obviously in serious shock after going thru such traumatic events, and has no other thought than to retreat to the comforting warmth of TL. shame on anyone who abuses him in his vulnerable state 
also im wondering how u can try to molest some1 from outside a washing machine, must b pretty awkward :p
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Would have been better if you said he stuffed you in the closet- then said you were stuck in the closet.
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You get more story points if you let him molest you, then you go through your life with a trauma, and then fight the trauma and break free of it, and become a progamer in the end. But then you get to be a part of the werra clan, and we all know what happens next.
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Why do people get enjoyment out of these kinds if things?
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ahahahaha what the fuck did I just read
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On October 13 2011 13:23 Sabu113 wrote:
Good thing you keep a laptop in your laundry room!
Good thing he keeps a laptop in his washing machine!
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>plan on raping a guy
>throw him in the washing machine
makes complete sense.
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You must be disappointed with the results, just a bunch of very short responses. Then again maybe you had an incredibly fun time writing that and waiting for replies.
Did you want everyone to know it was fake because something more ambiguous would weigh on your conscience? I mean if you really make people worry about your safety that's pretty fucked up.
If this story was true I would say it's a bunch of dumb kids and its up to adults to do something about these kinds of situations because two horny kids and their dumb younger brother are not the best at being reasonable in moments of anger, confusion, conflict, horniness, or especially, posting from inside a washing machine. Eh?
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0/5 I kind of wish you got banned for this post but whatever -.-
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Hahahaha you had me going for awhile.
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I just imagine bunch of scenarios of guy A under a sexed out bed and guy A updating his TL blog from a washing machine while guy B is kicking his ass somewhere along the line. Yaaay.
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I'm posting this blog from inside my washing machine.
...?
I'm posting this blog from inside my washing machine.
I.. I... what?
I'm posting this blog from inside my washing machine.
No... No.. I don't even...
I'm posting this blog from inside my washing machine.
Aahhh, I get it now! You are a discerning gentleman indeed. Good effort and good job. 5/5
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dont get it. can you even get a signal inside a washing machine?
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I truly pity people so dense they can't recognize this as a joke from the first 2 paragraphs.
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On October 13 2011 15:21 KurtistheTurtle wrote:
dont get it. can you even get a signal inside a washing machine?
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
Oh god, please tell me not srs.
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ignoring the ridiculousness of this blog, given the situation
would the metal block the signal? too big to climb inside and im curious LOL
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what the...
can you make a guide on how to post on TL from your washing machine? i'd like to do that sometime, it'd be helpful when i need to do it
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I found this blog very amusing. I'm surprised by the number of people who took this seriously though.
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It could be worse, you could be sleeping with that giant spider.
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Good laugh, 5/5 for making me giggle
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That shit happens to me every Monday, sucks but what can you do?
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Osaka27148 Posts
Probably should double check your titles huh.
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EPT
