EPTMy sister got home late last night and she took her boyfriend to her room and they lay there on the bed. Together.
I was sleeping in her bed because there was a giant spider in my room earlier and I felt paranoid about sleeping in my own bed. When I heard them coming up the stairs I tried to run into the bathroom down the hallway but I wasn't fast enough. So I hid under her bed.
But the 2 of them kept going for like an hour. Then they both fell asleep. With me under the bed.
I fell asleep too. When it was like 6 AM I had to pee real bad so I sneaked out from under the bed, but her boyfriend heard me, and tried to hit me in the head with a lamp. Maybe he thought I was a burglar or something.
Anyway, my sister woke up from all the noise and she was curious about what I was doing. Her boyfriend honestly looked like he wanted to murder me. I promised them I didn't have a camera or anything in case they were worried about finding themselves on youtube.
That only made her boyfriend even more angry. So anyway after all that I remembered that I got up in the first place to go the bathroom, but at that point I had already wet my pants pretty good.
So I go the bathroom to dry my boxers but little do I know that her boyfriend is hiding behind the door, probably waiting for me. So then he puts me in a chokehold and tells me to turn over my cell phone, because he thinks I got something on my camera?
So then after he sees I'm not listening he breaks into my room but I remember my phone is in the washing machine. I tell him this after he tries to punch me in the stomach. This makes him even more angry because he thinks I'm trying to get rid of my own phone and the evidence.
Then all of a sudden he tries hitting on me, and tells me he's gay and only using my sister to get with her hot brother. Which at this point I think he's talking about me. But it sounds like he's trying to play me and just putting on an act.
I tell him I'm going to call 911 and for no reason he tries to molest me after throwing me into the washing machine. I'm posting this blog from inside my washing machine. I think he locked me up here. I still have my cell phone in my pants pocket. I told him if he wants the phone he has to take off my pants.
