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GoDHovZ
United States1869 Posts
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Ceril
Sweden1343 Posts
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Carnac
Germany / USA16648 Posts
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Mydnyte
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The whole night, me and the girl were really hitting it off, and we started to talk about some pretty deep shit, and got closer and closer. Everyone was drinking, and we were all drinking alot. (Ain't nothing like a good campfire with some friends, hot girls, and booze.  )Anyways, we were REALLY hitting it off, and I was thinking I could make a move, and ask her out or something. But instead... I got up, and went to use the washroom. And when I came back, this other guy that really liked her, had already made his move, and started making out with her. If it wasn't for my best buddy, I would've gotten into a fight with that fuckface. To this day, I still regret having gone to take a piss. But that's something I wish I could go back and take advantage of, or at least ignored my buddy and knocked that fuckface out anyways. -_- | ||
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GoDHovZ
United States1869 Posts
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Excalibur_Z
United States12235 Posts
Sounds like it worked  | ||
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Mydnyte
3306 Posts
On May 16 2004 17:13 GoDHovZ wrote: younghov17: i was like i dont eat mayo but u could try some iof u wanted ROFL! Man, that shit happend to you?! Man, if you could go back and fix that shit, and get the bonus, this would be a fucking awesome thread. lol | ||
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GoDHovZ
United States1869 Posts
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GoDHovZ
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Mydnyte
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Mydnyte
3306 Posts
EDIT: Probably all that BW you play. | ||
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GoDHovZ
United States1869 Posts
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Mydnyte
3306 Posts
I was working in a gas station once, and this hot chick came in. She was asking for a pack of smokes. And honest to god I was just so fucking stunned at how hot she was. So, we had a little chat about the gas prices. In which case I just stuttered the entire fucking thing. (So embarassing) And outta no where, she's like "What's your name?" I couldn't tell her. I had no fucking idea what my name was at that time. I was just like.. O_O So, yeah, I fucked that up royally. Anyways... I turned around to get her her cigs, and I dropped them. So I bent over to pick them up, and turned around.. and I kind of shifted ina really weird way and exposed my erectiveness. And she stared at it for like 2 seconds giggling. Man, I was so fucking embarassed. I would go back and change everything, and write my fucking name down on my hand. | ||
Klogon
MURICA15980 Posts
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taeWook
United States1367 Posts
What if, they had std's or aids, and you guys didnt use protection? What if, those girls already had some 6'3 250lbs boyfriends that they didnt tell you about? What if they double teamed and did some crazy shit to you? eg: Audition the movie. See, getting some isn't all fun and games. First you have to know the person. It doenst matter if they are hot; think about how many times hot girls have been passed around, always remember that. The wise man takes into consideration everything thats given to him, no matter how good it may seem, then makes an educated decision on how to go about it. | ||
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Excalibur_Z
United States12235 Posts
On May 16 2004 17:23 Mydnyte wrote: And outta no where, she's like "What's your name?" I couldn't tell her. I had no fucking idea what my name was at that time. I was just like.. O_O hahahaha | ||
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karelen
Sweden2407 Posts
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taeWook
United States1367 Posts
shit happens a true man isnt afraid to admit his clumsiness due to extreme circumstances | ||
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MannerLess_
Brazil535 Posts
On May 16 2004 17:23 Mydnyte wrote: I couldn't tell her. I had no fucking idea what my name was at that time. WTF? ROFL! Something similar happened to me once. I had just moved to a new school and in the second day I was there just chilling at the lunch time (by myself because I still didn't knew anyone) and the hottest girl in my class walks up to me and we start to talk and after a while she was like "so what's your name again?" I went like "my name is...uh..." I then just started at her for like 5 seconds. That was so fucking retarded, after that I told her my name tho and we proceeded to talk until lunch time was over. | ||
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Mydnyte
3306 Posts
On May 16 2004 17:30 taeWook wrote: What if, you did hook up with these girls? What if, they had std's or aids, and you guys didnt use protection? What if, those girls already had some 6'3 250lbs boyfriends that they didnt tell you about? What if they double teamed and did some crazy shit to you? eg: Audition the movie. See, getting some isn't all fun and games. First you have to know the person. It doenst matter if they are hot; think about how many times hot girls have been passed around, always remember that. The wise man takes into consideration everything thats given to him, no matter how good it may seem, then makes an educated decision on how to go about it. So, this is why you're a virgin? No wait, you're religious, nevermind. | ||
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Refrain[FriZ]
Canada4337 Posts
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Refrain[FriZ]
Canada4337 Posts
On May 16 2004 17:11 Mydnyte wrote: This one time I was out with like 2 guys and 3 girls gone camping up in northern BC. The whole night, me and the girl were really hitting it off, and we started to talk about some pretty deep shit, and got closer and closer. Everyone was drinking, and we were all drinking alot. (Ain't nothing like a good campfire with some friends, hot girls, and booze. )Anyways, we were REALLY hitting it off, and I was thinking I could make a move, and ask her out or something. But instead... I got up, and went to use the washroom. And when I came back, this other guy that really liked her, had already made his move, and started making out with her. If it wasn't for my best buddy, I would've gotten into a fight with that fuckface. To this day, I still regret having gone to take a piss. But that's something I wish I could go back and take advantage of, or at least ignored my buddy and knocked that fuckface out anyways. -_- after this you must really be killing yourself. | ||
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Mydnyte
3306 Posts
On May 16 2004 17:41 Refrain[FriZ] wrote: holy crap that's 100x any other missed opportunity of mine. can you say: straight out of a porn flick? You watch that much porn? I didn't know my experience was similar to that of a porno story line you would know of. Also, you might wanna edit your post, I had to read it twice in order to make it make sense. | ||
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Mydnyte
3306 Posts
On May 16 2004 17:42 Refrain[FriZ] wrote: after this you must really be killing yourself. You have no fucking idea. lol | ||
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GoDHovZ
United States1869 Posts
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Mydnyte
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Twitt
United States733 Posts
On May 16 2004 17:51 GoDHovZ wrote: taewook im suprised u found time to type that up in between your science projects and calculator programming Pffft rofl. | ||
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tAi
78 Posts
On May 16 2004 17:13 GoDHovZ wrote: younghov17: dude younghov17: i was at work younghov17: and these 2 younghov17: hot chicks walk up mAhOnEy 1099: u told me that mAhOnEy 1099: this* younghov17: so i ask them if i can help them younghov17: 1 of them says ya younghov17: and just has this look on her face younghov17: and she starts rubbing her tit younghov17: and i dont mean lightly touching younghov17: i mean grabbing the whole thing younghov17: and messaging it younghov17: massaging mAhOnEy 1099: lmao younghov17: i wa slike mAhOnEy 1099: fantasy deli younghov17: ..... younghov17: no dude younghov17: this rly happened younghov17: so she asks younghov17: whats the best potato salad younghov17: i was like i dont eat mayo but u could try some iof u wanted mAhOnEy 1099: MY DICK IN UR ASS younghov17: so i give her some to try mAhOnEy 1099: hahahaa younghov17: and her and her friend younghov17: start feeding it to eachother mAhOnEy 1099: wtff mAhOnEy 1099: haha younghov17: and they are just like mAhOnEy 1099: 2 lesbos younghov17: ooooh thats good younghov17: DUDE mAhOnEy 1099: you passed up a threesome mAhOnEy 1099: :-( younghov17: if i coudl go back and time younghov17: i would of tried younghov17: to hook up with them mAhOnEy 1099: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again. mAhOnEy 1099: well u pussed out mAhOnEy 1099: or maybe they were playing u mAhOnEy 1099: :\ mAhOnEy 1099: lets pick on the deli by mAhOnEy 1099: boy younghov17: no i wasnt scared, if they say no they say no. what would they play me for??? mAhOnEy 1099: or maybe younghov17: i was too shocked younghov17: i was just like mAhOnEy 1099: haha younghov17: did this just happen mAhOnEy 1099: you should of said mAhOnEy 1099: i can show you some meat later mAhOnEy 1099: or i got some meat in the back younghov17: no bejej thats just dumb mAhOnEy 1099: haha mAhOnEy 1099: haha mAhOnEy 1099: i know younghov17: dude mAhOnEy 1099: would be funny though younghov17: they kept looking at me to younghov17: god damn younghov17: i cant believe younghov17: i didnt try mAhOnEy 1099: why didnt u just say younghov17: to do something mAhOnEy 1099: so where you girls from ? younghov17: i was thinkign younghov17: are these chicks rly gay mAhOnEy 1099: and like get there numbers younghov17: and i was liek no they cant be younghov17: i was going baxck and forth younghov17: with myself mAhOnEy 1099: even if they where mAhOnEy 1099: lots of lesbos like guys too mAhOnEy 1099: this sounds like ur other story younghov17: DUDE mAhOnEy 1099: about hot chicks coming up to the deli younghov17: i wasnt worried about younghov17: them saying no younghov17: i was just in shock mAhOnEy 1099: happened twice now ? younghov17: i didnt know wtf to say thats pretty much it...i still cant believe that actually happened, much less the fact i didnt even make a pass..... LMao, your obviously not good with girls as you are with Brood War. I suggest you take a break to get that up to par. TO much time on the comp tends to make u stumble with girls. | ||
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tAi
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tAi
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On May 16 2004 17:51 GoDHovZ wrote: taewook im suprised u found time to type that up in between your science projects and calculator programming LMAO | ||
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Mydnyte
3306 Posts
On May 16 2004 18:27 tAi wrote: If i could back in time , i would definately not have sold my moms Cartier Watch. WHen shes finds out, im sure shes gonna kick me out. You stole from your mom for money? That's sad do0d. Buy that shit back. | ||
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taeWook
United States1367 Posts
On May 16 2004 17:51 GoDHovZ wrote: taewook im suprised u found time to type that up in between your science projects and calculator programming ..thus said the idiot. Ouch I'm hurt. Considering you work at a deli, I'm sure a lot of hot girls go there. Considering your standards, a hot girl means any girl who plays with herself at a supermarket in order to impress the deli clerk. lol. That my friend, is pretty sad. Considering your standards, thats the best you can do. And you still can't act on it. hahaha | ||
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Chogs_User
United States410 Posts
On May 16 2004 18:35 taeWook wrote: ..thus said the idiot. Ouch I'm hurt. Considering you work at a deli, I'm sure a lot of hot girls go there. Considering your standards, a hot girl means any girl who plays with herself at a supermarket in order to impress the deli clerk. lol. That my friend, is pretty sad. Considering your standards, thats the best you can do. And you still can't act on it. hahaha This sort of thing doesn't sound like the kind of thing a religious person like you should be saying. | ||
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taeWook
United States1367 Posts
Forgive me, but I cannot understand this verse. My version goes something like this. "But I tell you to destroy an evil person. But whoever slaps you on your right cheek, grab and break his hand, his arm, and finally his neck. Whichever order is up to you." | ||
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Mydnyte
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tAi
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On May 16 2004 18:46 taeWook wrote: Matthew 5:39: "But I tell you not to resist an evil person. But whoever slaps you on your right cheek, turn the other to him also." Forgive me, but I cannot understand this verse. My version goes something like this. "But I tell you to destroy an evil person. But whoever slaps you on your right cheek, grab and break his hand, his arm, and finally his neck. Whichever order is up to you." lmao | ||
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Tassadar
United States45 Posts
It was at school awhile back like months ago and I was in my ap euro class and this girl in front of me is just so fucking drop dead sexy..I mean like you sit behind her and because you want to stare at her ass all day sexy..and I just started hitting on her one day and was like do you want to come over to my house and "study". She was like sure..so we get over to my house and we start doing some homework and just out of the blue she just starts making out with me like just walks over to where I am sitting..and I take her back into my room and I take off her dress and undress her and stuff just great and I mean this girl has just the most head hungriest mouth ever like you could not resist asking her to give you head.. so I take it out and I kinda move her head down to it and she freaks out and LoL just busts out puttin her clothes back on and said I would never have sex with a guy who likes me to give him head thats just nasty. Life really sucks somtimes.. | ||
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Mydnyte
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ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL U SUCK! | ||
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Pacifist
Israel1683 Posts
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Amnesty
United States2054 Posts
I come home and shes running around with just a Tshirt and underwear on, along with my roomates g/f. And roomate in boxers. I guess they are swingers -_0 Now i regret it because i havent had any tail in a while. It was just wierd, all three staring at me saying go **** her/me. And im staring going | ||
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GoDHovZ
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DreamOfVision
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Mydnyte
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EDIT: Forgot to put jk. -_- | ||
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Casper...
Liberia4948 Posts
like i'll be buying something and some saleswoman will look me dead in the eye, smile, play with her hair/collar/whatever and ask if there's anything else i want or random chicks will just flat out ask my name, where i work, what i do, etc., and i'll answer and keep walking it rarely occurs to me that i'm being flirted with unless i find a woman attractive | ||
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STIMEY d okgm fish
Canada6140 Posts
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Amnesty
United States2054 Posts
On May 16 2004 20:17 STIMEY d okgm fish wrote: some girls in highschool i should have begged more for sex, i should have got a shitty job sooner so i could get out sooner and do drugs sooner etc. basically in highschool shoulda tried harder to get the sluts and done more drugs Cheer up, we all make mistakes | ||
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Casper...
Liberia4948 Posts
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Dang-it
United States557 Posts
On May 16 2004 19:20 GoDHovZ wrote: is taewook the dumbest nerd ever? no | ||
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Heen
Korea (South)2178 Posts
On May 16 2004 19:20 GoDHovZ wrote: is taewook the dumbest nerd ever? No, you're an annoying piece of shit who lives off taxes. | ||
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Penguin
Australia388 Posts
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FrEaK[S.sIR]
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HovZ working at a deli is no big surprise. Seeing as I believe he's what, 19? He doesn't have a ton of work experience and probably no college degree. Where do you want him to work? McDonalds? A movie theatre? cmon now... And I'm not sure if anybody would be able to say much, it is one of those things that catches you off guard. It happens to the best of us. FrEaK | ||
Hot_Bid
Braavos36375 Posts
KVJ Numbers 22:21 And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab. ----- those crazy gangbanging princes! | ||
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FrEaK[S.sIR]
2373 Posts
"You place of work is pathetic, your opinion of hot is desperate unattractive chicks, and you suck with women" Seen it about a billion times. at least HovZ has some fuckin creativity in his burns, cept when he says "you suck at BW". But I think thats more for reaction that anything. FrEaK | ||
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SoLaR[i.C]
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GoDHovZ
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story
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Mydnyte
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TLKiD
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STIMEY d okgm fish
Canada6140 Posts
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tAi
78 Posts
On May 16 2004 18:53 Tassadar wrote: I can remeber a similar situation to this all.. It was at school awhile back like months ago and I was in my ap euro class and this girl in front of me is just so fucking drop dead sexy..I mean like you sit behind her and because you want to stare at her ass all day sexy..and I just started hitting on her one day and was like do you want to come over to my house and "study". She was like sure..so we get over to my house and we start doing some homework and just out of the blue she just starts making out with me like just walks over to where I am sitting..and I take her back into my room and I take off her dress and undress her and stuff just great and I mean this girl has just the most head hungriest mouth ever like you could not resist asking her to give you head.. so I take it out and I kinda move her head down to it and she freaks out and LoL just busts out puttin her clothes back on and said I would never have sex with a guy who likes me to give him head thats just nasty. Life really sucks somtimes.. I bet that never happend | ||
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taeWook
United States1367 Posts
Still have no clue? I'll use your last argument to prove my point. First of all I never said you were bad with women. Get that straight. I said you have bad taste in women, but like many things, it really shouldn't matter to you if I said that or not. Are your feelings hurt? The truth hurts doesn't it? I mean come on, what kind of self respecting beautiful woman grope herself in front of a deli clerk? Please, next time something like this happens, ask if you can take her picture. I want to see what kind of women go to supermarkets to flirt with the workers there. Like I said before, pathetic. Your next comment wasn't funny, true, or had a wit of intelligence attributed to it. It seems like you are still living in the 90's? Are you going to come at me with these lame ass excuses of an insult? How old are you, 15? LOL once a moron, always a moron. Good thing about you hovz, is that you are consistent. Always coming back for more, even though you and everyone else knows you lost the argument. I'm not going to preach about girls and their attraction to yours truly. It doesn't matter to anyone else but me, and one question; how would you know? Of course you make wild assumptions that you probably conjured up while reading my responses to your posts eh? All that anger, let it out elsewhere kid. And I'll just say this once. I don't go for trashy, slutty, doped up girls, like probably half of the forum users. And for many of you who seem to brag and are proud of their sexual achievements with all kinds of women, good for you. Frankly, it doesn't make me jealous, so stop trying. Like I give a damn whether you've been with some skanky hoe, lol. Btw, ever heard the saying, quality over quantity? Btw how old are you hovz? No serious, you seem to refer me as "kid" in many of your posts, I just want an idea how old you are to refer to me as that. I hope we meet someday. I want to see who I've been arguing over trivial matters over the fucking internet with. I want to see the idiot who keeps coming back for me. | ||
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taeWook
United States1367 Posts
Stimey you want to discuss something? George bush? LOL does it look like i care? And religion? I just give my insight on those matters, I dont push it towards anyone. Good job. | ||
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TLKiD
China1136 Posts
On May 16 2004 18:53 Tassadar wrote: I can remeber a similar situation to this all.. It was at school awhile back like months ago and I was in my ap euro class and this girl in front of me is just so fucking drop dead sexy..I mean like you sit behind her and because you want to stare at her ass all day sexy..and I just started hitting on her one day and was like do you want to come over to my house and "study". She was like sure..so we get over to my house and we start doing some homework and just out of the blue she just starts making out with me like just walks over to where I am sitting..and I take her back into my room and I take off her dress and undress her and stuff just great and I mean this girl has just the most head hungriest mouth ever like you could not resist asking her to give you head.. so I take it out and I kinda move her head down to it and she freaks out and LoL just busts out puttin her clothes back on and said I would never have sex with a guy who likes me to give him head thats just nasty. Life really sucks somtimes.. ahh i wonder what was ur reaction after all :D | ||
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baal
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On May 16 2004 17:08 Ceril wrote: I wish I had taken the red pill. lol | ||
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Excalibur_Z
United States12235 Posts
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baal
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On May 16 2004 17:32 Mydnyte wrote: So, this is why you're a virgin? No wait, you're religious, nevermind. ^___^ | ||
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GoDHovZ
United States1869 Posts
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taeWook
United States1367 Posts
First job btw was at telecommunications company, second was at subway. A jobs a job. Just wanted to clear that up. | ||
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GoDHovZ
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taeWook
United States1367 Posts
You are using a red herring tactic, diverging the argument over to something thats completely irrelevent to the topic at hand. Your also using remote cause, blaming me for your unableness to comprehend what I just posted for you. I can go on and on, but I'm sure you probably didnt even understand what I just wrote above. Hahaha keep it coming. I'll be here a while! | ||
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taeWook
United States1367 Posts
On May 17 2004 00:01 GoDHovZ wrote: oh my bad i forgot ur religious....must be nice to have a crutch to lean on when people ask you why uve never been with a girl. the only action taewook gets is when the priest calls him in for some knees to the ground pants goin down prayer I am not catholic, and we do not have any priests in our denomination. I would tell you what denomination I am, but you would just use that to make up another pathetic joke. Am I right? The only dick sucker here is you Hovz. Remember the thread about best rapper? Go back and read the posts. Many people, including myself, saw who the jayz dickrider was, and it was you. Its sad but true, go find out for yourself. Fucking pathetic. Your running out of options kid. Anything else? Come on hovz, it takes you 5 minutes to come up with those one liners? your hitting me with feather light punches, while I'm throwing hooks left and right. You got nothing. Nothing at all. | ||
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GoDHovZ
United States1869 Posts
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Mydnyte
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On May 17 2004 00:01 GoDHovZ wrote:the only action taewook gets is when the priest calls him in for some knees to the ground pants goin down prayer ROFLMFAO | ||
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hasuwar
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taeWook
United States1367 Posts
On May 17 2004 00:08 GoDHovZ wrote: didnt you just use my so called "red herring?" No, I directly answered your question and responded with my own comment. I said that there are no priests in our denomination, so your second insult was invalid. And its not only religion that influences my dealing with women, but morals and principles that I live by. I would like to say I want to save sex for marriage, but who knows. Anyway thats irrelevant. Your boring me. Does anyone else see the mismatch here? Theres nothing like wasting your time with a verbal confrontation with hovz. | ||
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Chaddums
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