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GoDHovZ
Profile Joined January 2004
United States1869 Posts
May 16 2004 08:06 GMT
#1
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My skill trancends BW, it is recognized by the billions..... AND BILLIONS of people around the world as nirvana
Ceril
Profile Joined April 2003
Sweden1343 Posts
May 16 2004 08:08 GMT
#2
I wish I had taken the red pill.

Just because you can now store where everyone was and is, what they like, what they fear who they talk to and who they love. It does not mean we should so spy upon our fellow man in a dystopia far worse then 1984
Carnac
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
Germany / USA16648 Posts
May 16 2004 08:10 GMT
#3
would you mind elaborating this situation at work?
ModeratorHi! I'm a .signature *virus*! Copy me into your ~/.signature to help me spread!
Mydnyte
Profile Joined October 2003
3306 Posts
May 16 2004 08:11 GMT
#4
This one time I was out with like 2 guys and 3 girls gone camping up in northern BC.
The whole night, me and the girl were really hitting it off, and we started to talk about some pretty deep shit, and got closer and closer.
Everyone was drinking, and we were all drinking alot. (Ain't nothing like a good campfire with some friends, hot girls, and booze. )
Anyways, we were REALLY hitting it off, and I was thinking I could make a move, and ask her out or something. But instead...

I got up, and went to use the washroom.
And when I came back, this other guy that really liked her, had already made his move, and started making out with her.

If it wasn't for my best buddy, I would've gotten into a fight with that fuckface. To this day, I still regret having gone to take a piss.

But that's something I wish I could go back and take advantage of, or at least ignored my buddy and knocked that fuckface out anyways. -_-

GoDHovZ
Profile Joined January 2004
United States1869 Posts
May 16 2004 08:13 GMT
#5
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Excalibur_Z
Profile Joined October 2002
United States12269 Posts
May 16 2004 08:16 GMT
#6
Sounds like they were messing with your head =]

Sounds like it worked
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Mydnyte
Profile Joined October 2003
3306 Posts
May 16 2004 08:17 GMT
#7
On May 16 2004 17:13 GoDHovZ wrote:
younghov17: i was like i dont eat mayo but u could try some iof u wanted


ROFL!

Man, that shit happend to you?!
Man, if you could go back and fix that shit, and get the bonus, this would be a fucking awesome thread. lol
GoDHovZ
Profile Joined January 2004
United States1869 Posts
May 16 2004 08:17 GMT
#8
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GoDHovZ
Profile Joined January 2004
United States1869 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-05-16 08:18:58
May 16 2004 08:18 GMT
#9
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My skill trancends BW, it is recognized by the billions..... AND BILLIONS of people around the world as nirvana
Mydnyte
Profile Joined October 2003
3306 Posts
May 16 2004 08:18 GMT
#10
MAN I FUCKING HATE YOU
Mydnyte
Profile Joined October 2003
3306 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-05-16 08:19:35
May 16 2004 08:19 GMT
#11
asdlfasldfasd;l How the fuck do you fuck that up anyways?

EDIT: Probably all that BW you play.
GoDHovZ
Profile Joined January 2004
United States1869 Posts
May 16 2004 08:20 GMT
#12
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Mydnyte
Profile Joined October 2003
3306 Posts
May 16 2004 08:23 GMT
#13
Well, along your lines.

I was working in a gas station once, and this hot chick came in.
She was asking for a pack of smokes.

And honest to god I was just so fucking stunned at how hot she was.

So, we had a little chat about the gas prices.
In which case I just stuttered the entire fucking thing. (So embarassing)
And outta no where, she's like "What's your name?"
I couldn't tell her. I had no fucking idea what my name was at that time.
I was just like.. O_O
So, yeah, I fucked that up royally.
Anyways...
I turned around to get her her cigs, and I dropped them.
So I bent over to pick them up, and turned around.. and I kind of shifted ina really weird way and exposed my erectiveness.
And she stared at it for like 2 seconds giggling.

Man, I was so fucking embarassed. I would go back and change everything, and write my fucking name down on my hand.
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
May 16 2004 08:28 GMT
#14
haha Keep the stories coming.
taeWook
Profile Joined February 2003
United States1367 Posts
May 16 2004 08:30 GMT
#15
What if, you did hook up with these girls?

What if, they had std's or aids, and you guys didnt use protection?

What if, those girls already had some 6'3 250lbs boyfriends that they didnt tell you about?

What if they double teamed and did some crazy shit to you? eg: Audition the movie.

See, getting some isn't all fun and games. First you have to know the person. It doenst matter if they are hot; think about how many times hot girls have been passed around, always remember that.

The wise man takes into consideration everything thats given to him, no matter how good it may seem, then makes an educated decision on how to go about it.
keep your friends close but your enemies closer.
Excalibur_Z
Profile Joined October 2002
United States12269 Posts
May 16 2004 08:30 GMT
#16
On May 16 2004 17:23 Mydnyte wrote:

And outta no where, she's like "What's your name?"
I couldn't tell her. I had no fucking idea what my name was at that time.
I was just like.. O_O


hahahaha
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karelen
Profile Joined October 2003
Sweden2407 Posts
May 16 2004 08:32 GMT
#17
only a gay man or a complete idiot would fuck that up hovz, take your pick
zzzzzz
taeWook
Profile Joined February 2003
United States1367 Posts
May 16 2004 08:32 GMT
#18
hahaha mydnyte

shit happens

a true man isnt afraid to admit his clumsiness due to extreme circumstances
keep your friends close but your enemies closer.
MannerLess_
Profile Joined November 2003
Brazil535 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-05-16 08:38:09
May 16 2004 08:32 GMT
#19
On May 16 2004 17:23 Mydnyte wrote:
I couldn't tell her. I had no fucking idea what my name was at that time.


WTF? ROFL!

Something similar happened to me once.

I had just moved to a new school and in the second day I was there just chilling at the lunch time (by myself because I still didn't knew anyone) and the hottest girl in my class walks up to me and we start to talk and after a while she was like "so what's your name again?" I went like "my name is...uh..." I then just started at her for like 5 seconds. That was so fucking retarded, after that I told her my name tho and we proceeded to talk until lunch time was over.
ur hed got smashed by ur moms dik lololol
Mydnyte
Profile Joined October 2003
3306 Posts
May 16 2004 08:32 GMT
#20
On May 16 2004 17:30 taeWook wrote:
What if, you did hook up with these girls?

What if, they had std's or aids, and you guys didnt use protection?

What if, those girls already had some 6'3 250lbs boyfriends that they didnt tell you about?

What if they double teamed and did some crazy shit to you? eg: Audition the movie.

See, getting some isn't all fun and games. First you have to know the person. It doenst matter if they are hot; think about how many times hot girls have been passed around, always remember that.

The wise man takes into consideration everything thats given to him, no matter how good it may seem, then makes an educated decision on how to go about it.


So, this is why you're a virgin?
No wait, you're religious, nevermind.
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