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Refrain[FriZ]
Canada4337 Posts
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Refrain[FriZ]
Canada4337 Posts
On May 16 2004 17:11 Mydnyte wrote: This one time I was out with like 2 guys and 3 girls gone camping up in northern BC. The whole night, me and the girl were really hitting it off, and we started to talk about some pretty deep shit, and got closer and closer. Everyone was drinking, and we were all drinking alot. (Ain't nothing like a good campfire with some friends, hot girls, and booze.  )Anyways, we were REALLY hitting it off, and I was thinking I could make a move, and ask her out or something. But instead... I got up, and went to use the washroom. And when I came back, this other guy that really liked her, had already made his move, and started making out with her. If it wasn't for my best buddy, I would've gotten into a fight with that fuckface. To this day, I still regret having gone to take a piss. But that's something I wish I could go back and take advantage of, or at least ignored my buddy and knocked that fuckface out anyways. -_- after this you must really be killing yourself. | ||
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Mydnyte
3306 Posts
On May 16 2004 17:41 Refrain[FriZ] wrote: holy crap that's 100x any other missed opportunity of mine. can you say: straight out of a porn flick? You watch that much porn? I didn't know my experience was similar to that of a porno story line you would know of. Also, you might wanna edit your post, I had to read it twice in order to make it make sense. | ||
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Mydnyte
3306 Posts
On May 16 2004 17:42 Refrain[FriZ] wrote: after this you must really be killing yourself. You have no fucking idea. lol | ||
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GoDHovZ
United States1869 Posts
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Mydnyte
3306 Posts
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Twitt
United States733 Posts
On May 16 2004 17:51 GoDHovZ wrote: taewook im suprised u found time to type that up in between your science projects and calculator programming Pffft rofl. | ||
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tAi
78 Posts
On May 16 2004 17:13 GoDHovZ wrote: younghov17: dude younghov17: i was at work younghov17: and these 2 younghov17: hot chicks walk up mAhOnEy 1099: u told me that mAhOnEy 1099: this* younghov17: so i ask them if i can help them younghov17: 1 of them says ya younghov17: and just has this look on her face younghov17: and she starts rubbing her tit younghov17: and i dont mean lightly touching younghov17: i mean grabbing the whole thing younghov17: and messaging it younghov17: massaging mAhOnEy 1099: lmao younghov17: i wa slike mAhOnEy 1099: fantasy deli younghov17: ..... younghov17: no dude younghov17: this rly happened younghov17: so she asks younghov17: whats the best potato salad younghov17: i was like i dont eat mayo but u could try some iof u wanted mAhOnEy 1099: MY DICK IN UR ASS younghov17: so i give her some to try mAhOnEy 1099: hahahaa younghov17: and her and her friend younghov17: start feeding it to eachother mAhOnEy 1099: wtff mAhOnEy 1099: haha younghov17: and they are just like mAhOnEy 1099: 2 lesbos younghov17: ooooh thats good younghov17: DUDE mAhOnEy 1099: you passed up a threesome mAhOnEy 1099: :-( younghov17: if i coudl go back and time younghov17: i would of tried younghov17: to hook up with them mAhOnEy 1099: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again. mAhOnEy 1099: well u pussed out mAhOnEy 1099: or maybe they were playing u mAhOnEy 1099: :\ mAhOnEy 1099: lets pick on the deli by mAhOnEy 1099: boy younghov17: no i wasnt scared, if they say no they say no. what would they play me for??? mAhOnEy 1099: or maybe younghov17: i was too shocked younghov17: i was just like mAhOnEy 1099: haha younghov17: did this just happen mAhOnEy 1099: you should of said mAhOnEy 1099: i can show you some meat later mAhOnEy 1099: or i got some meat in the back younghov17: no bejej thats just dumb mAhOnEy 1099: haha mAhOnEy 1099: haha mAhOnEy 1099: i know younghov17: dude mAhOnEy 1099: would be funny though younghov17: they kept looking at me to younghov17: god damn younghov17: i cant believe younghov17: i didnt try mAhOnEy 1099: why didnt u just say younghov17: to do something mAhOnEy 1099: so where you girls from ? younghov17: i was thinkign younghov17: are these chicks rly gay mAhOnEy 1099: and like get there numbers younghov17: and i was liek no they cant be younghov17: i was going baxck and forth younghov17: with myself mAhOnEy 1099: even if they where mAhOnEy 1099: lots of lesbos like guys too mAhOnEy 1099: this sounds like ur other story younghov17: DUDE mAhOnEy 1099: about hot chicks coming up to the deli younghov17: i wasnt worried about younghov17: them saying no younghov17: i was just in shock mAhOnEy 1099: happened twice now ? younghov17: i didnt know wtf to say thats pretty much it...i still cant believe that actually happened, much less the fact i didnt even make a pass..... LMao, your obviously not good with girls as you are with Brood War. I suggest you take a break to get that up to par. TO much time on the comp tends to make u stumble with girls. | ||
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tAi
78 Posts
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tAi
78 Posts
On May 16 2004 17:51 GoDHovZ wrote: taewook im suprised u found time to type that up in between your science projects and calculator programming LMAO | ||
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Mydnyte
3306 Posts
On May 16 2004 18:27 tAi wrote: If i could back in time , i would definately not have sold my moms Cartier Watch. WHen shes finds out, im sure shes gonna kick me out. You stole from your mom for money? That's sad do0d. Buy that shit back. | ||
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taeWook
United States1367 Posts
On May 16 2004 17:51 GoDHovZ wrote: taewook im suprised u found time to type that up in between your science projects and calculator programming ..thus said the idiot. Ouch I'm hurt. Considering you work at a deli, I'm sure a lot of hot girls go there. Considering your standards, a hot girl means any girl who plays with herself at a supermarket in order to impress the deli clerk. lol. That my friend, is pretty sad. Considering your standards, thats the best you can do. And you still can't act on it. hahaha | ||
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Chogs_User
United States410 Posts
On May 16 2004 18:35 taeWook wrote: ..thus said the idiot. Ouch I'm hurt. Considering you work at a deli, I'm sure a lot of hot girls go there. Considering your standards, a hot girl means any girl who plays with herself at a supermarket in order to impress the deli clerk. lol. That my friend, is pretty sad. Considering your standards, thats the best you can do. And you still can't act on it. hahaha This sort of thing doesn't sound like the kind of thing a religious person like you should be saying. | ||
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taeWook
United States1367 Posts
Forgive me, but I cannot understand this verse. My version goes something like this. "But I tell you to destroy an evil person. But whoever slaps you on your right cheek, grab and break his hand, his arm, and finally his neck. Whichever order is up to you." | ||
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Mydnyte
3306 Posts
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tAi
78 Posts
On May 16 2004 18:46 taeWook wrote: Matthew 5:39: "But I tell you not to resist an evil person. But whoever slaps you on your right cheek, turn the other to him also." Forgive me, but I cannot understand this verse. My version goes something like this. "But I tell you to destroy an evil person. But whoever slaps you on your right cheek, grab and break his hand, his arm, and finally his neck. Whichever order is up to you." lmao | ||
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Tassadar
United States45 Posts
It was at school awhile back like months ago and I was in my ap euro class and this girl in front of me is just so fucking drop dead sexy..I mean like you sit behind her and because you want to stare at her ass all day sexy..and I just started hitting on her one day and was like do you want to come over to my house and "study". She was like sure..so we get over to my house and we start doing some homework and just out of the blue she just starts making out with me like just walks over to where I am sitting..and I take her back into my room and I take off her dress and undress her and stuff just great and I mean this girl has just the most head hungriest mouth ever like you could not resist asking her to give you head.. so I take it out and I kinda move her head down to it and she freaks out and LoL just busts out puttin her clothes back on and said I would never have sex with a guy who likes me to give him head thats just nasty. Life really sucks somtimes.. | ||
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Mydnyte
3306 Posts
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL U SUCK! | ||
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Pacifist
Israel1683 Posts
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Amnesty
United States2054 Posts
I come home and shes running around with just a Tshirt and underwear on, along with my roomates g/f. And roomate in boxers. I guess they are swingers -_0 Now i regret it because i havent had any tail in a while. It was just wierd, all three staring at me saying go **** her/me. And im staring going | ||
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