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So I found this erotic fan fiction

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Denzak
Profile Joined March 2008
Canada80 Posts
December 22 2009 17:26 GMT
#1
It's been floating around, not sure when it was written. Some one told me it was during the GOMtv star invitational... It features a caster and a progamer.

Lust, passion and micro between distant lovers.

Moonlight had graced the city of Seoul, the city home to a many StarCraft gamers microing away into the night. One such gamer, Nicholas "tasteless" Plott, was scurrying away at his keyboard, hotkeys forever dancing for his fingers were forever prancing. The location he was enjoying himself in was a small, quiet PC Bang in a rather unpopulated section of the city. Here, he may practice to his heart’s content without any distractions from his admirers. However, this night he would not be alone. As if emerging from the cloak of a Dark Templar, Kim Taek "Bisu[Shield]" Yong appeared before tasteless in his progamer glory. Tasteless was in awe as Bisu's mere presence made him blush like a Korean fangirl. When their eyes met, their fates were forever intertwined in the great build order that is life. Could love bloom on the hectic micro and macro intensive battlefield of StarCraft? This was a foreboding question that was about to be answered with expressions of love between two enigmatic men...

Bisu laid his hand upon tasteless's chin and signaled for him to rise. Their eyes were locked in a prolific embrace. As both gamers stood in front of each other, they could no longer contain within themselves the feelings they struggled with for so long. Tasteless made the first rush of fate and pushed his lips upon the supple forehead of Bisu. Bisu received the tender kiss and motioned his arms around tasteless. This moment of intimate embrace would forever be imbued into the mind of tasteless and without a second thought he seized the moment to lower himself onto his knees. Bisu knew at once the fellatio pleasures that awaited him, and closed his eyes eagerly awaiting his lengthy, meaty girth to be inserted into the oral crevices of his partner. Tasteless may be considered an amateur among Koreans in StarCraft, but he is held in high accounts for his ability with the tongue and saliva. Similar to a maestro conducting a symphony, tasteless guided the urethra belonging to Bisu around his mouth so elegantly. The moans Bisu unleashed may have well been heard from overseas, for this was a pleasure that far surpassed his expectations.

When tasteless had used up every ounce of saliva remaining in his food consuming crevice, he arose to once again push his lips upon his lover. Bisu's erection was currently harder than any Zerg carapace after his delightful ordeal. His lust and desire consumed him, and with his micro intensive hands he turned tasteless face down onto the desk nearest to them. Tasteless eagerly awaited his companion to enter his rectum and at once he released himself of the trousers that bound his pleasure hole. Bisu took charge, and as a fierce Protoss Executor he guided his tender instrument into the orifices of the tight anus belonging to the famed StarCraft commentator that is tasteless. His penetration consisted of swift thrusts met with little resistance from the receiving anus. Panting and moaning filled the halls of the LAN center, no one present to witness this act of sacrilege; only the dim light of the monitors which illuminated the room. As time passed, their moans and groans intensified tenfold, with Bisu increasing his speed with every thrust. As Bisu neared climax, his firm hands began to spank the arse of the victim to his charm. In one full motion, both of these men had climaxed in unison as Bisu had placed his hand upon the utterly manly and spectacular penis belonging to tasteless. Bisu stroked the shaft of the gigantic tasteless penis with intensity and as both men peaked their physical endurance, the viscid, whitish fluid produced in the male reproductive organs oozed upon the floor. "OOOOOOOOH BISU-KUN~" were the final words of tasteless before Bisu had exited from whence he came, through the shadows mimicking a Dark Templar.
"Friends are as companions on a journey, who ought to aid each other to persevere in the road to a happier life." - Pythagoras
daz
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada643 Posts
December 22 2009 17:29 GMT
#2
i bet i know who wrote it
Some eat to remember, some smash to forget. 2009msl.com
Pyrrhuloxia
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States6700 Posts
December 22 2009 17:30 GMT
#3
Bisu Kun? I don't blame Bisu for leaving him so fast if Nick is gonna call out to him in Japanese. And how is Bisu supposed to exit the room from his urethra?
BearJamon
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States34 Posts
December 22 2009 17:30 GMT
#4
yeah, because teamliquid is the perfect place to post gay porn.

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Jyropy
Profile Joined December 2009
Canada7 Posts
December 22 2009 17:31 GMT
#5
I think I want... more...
Are you truly so blinded by your vaunted religion, that you cant see the fall ahead of you?
Gann1
Profile Joined July 2009
United States1575 Posts
December 22 2009 17:36 GMT
#6
On December 23 2009 02:30 BearJamon wrote:
yeah, because teamliquid is the perfect place to post gay porn.


as long as it involves progamers it's okay!
I drop suckas like Plinko
Zurles
Profile Joined February 2009
United Kingdom1659 Posts
December 22 2009 17:38 GMT
#7
I hope tasteless reads this.
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
December 22 2009 17:39 GMT
#8
i wish more people wrote erotica about me
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
CaptainPlatypus
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States852 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-22 17:40:23
December 22 2009 17:40 GMT
#9
............................................................what
Chromyne
Profile Joined January 2008
Canada561 Posts
December 22 2009 17:41 GMT
#10
I didn't read it all, but what I did read was hilarious!
Soli Deo gloria.
da_head
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3350 Posts
December 22 2009 17:41 GMT
#11
wtf lol?
When they see MC Probe, all the ladies disrobe.
andiCR
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2273 Posts
December 22 2009 17:44 GMT
#12
....


wtf
Nightmare1795 wrote: I played a guy in bronze who said he was Japanese. That was the only game I ever dropped a nuke, which was purely coincidental.
Quesadilla
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States1814 Posts
December 22 2009 17:44 GMT
#13
what the hell is wrong with earth
Make a lot of friends. Wear good clothes. Drink good beer. Love a nice girl.
Dooba
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Croatia588 Posts
December 22 2009 17:45 GMT
#14
atleast it has an entertaining value of sorts
"Zergs are really stronger. I use to win 60-70%, now it is 40-50. I am switching to civilization 5 for now until any terran can come up with a better tactics."
Apex
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States7227 Posts
December 22 2009 17:46 GMT
#15
What. The. Fuck.

Someone make a new section called "Sign of the Apocalypse." This should fit in nicely.
TheYango
Profile Joined September 2008
United States47024 Posts
December 22 2009 17:46 GMT
#16
On December 23 2009 02:30 BearJamon wrote:
yeah, because teamliquid is the perfect place to post gay porn.

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You apparently weren't around for NeverGG's birthday.
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Garnet
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
Vietnam9014 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-22 17:47:41
December 22 2009 17:47 GMT
#17
[image loading]

Woo hoo.
Severedevil
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4835 Posts
December 22 2009 17:48 GMT
#18
What the fuck is a prolific embrace?

How do you lock eyes in one?
My strategy is to fork people.
IceCube
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Croatia1403 Posts
December 22 2009 17:50 GMT
#19
Gay me moaaar!
Forever Vulture.. :(
Mortality
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States4790 Posts
December 22 2009 17:59 GMT
#20
This is funny enough that I hope the admins keep it open.


But you probably should have a NSFW tag on it. After all, this isn't the kind of thing you want to read in an office with your boss looking over your shoulder. Not that you should be visiting TLnet at an office while a boss is looking over your shoulder regardless...
Even though this Proleague bullshit has been completely bogus, I really, really, really do not see how Khan can lose this. I swear I will kill myself if they do. - nesix before KHAN lost to eNature
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