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It's been floating around, not sure when it was written. Some one told me it was during the GOMtv star invitational... It features a caster and a progamer.
Lust, passion and micro between distant lovers.
Moonlight had graced the city of Seoul, the city home to a many StarCraft gamers microing away into the night. One such gamer, Nicholas "tasteless" Plott, was scurrying away at his keyboard, hotkeys forever dancing for his fingers were forever prancing. The location he was enjoying himself in was a small, quiet PC Bang in a rather unpopulated section of the city. Here, he may practice to his heart’s content without any distractions from his admirers. However, this night he would not be alone. As if emerging from the cloak of a Dark Templar, Kim Taek "Bisu[Shield]" Yong appeared before tasteless in his progamer glory. Tasteless was in awe as Bisu's mere presence made him blush like a Korean fangirl. When their eyes met, their fates were forever intertwined in the great build order that is life. Could love bloom on the hectic micro and macro intensive battlefield of StarCraft? This was a foreboding question that was about to be answered with expressions of love between two enigmatic men...
Bisu laid his hand upon tasteless's chin and signaled for him to rise. Their eyes were locked in a prolific embrace. As both gamers stood in front of each other, they could no longer contain within themselves the feelings they struggled with for so long. Tasteless made the first rush of fate and pushed his lips upon the supple forehead of Bisu. Bisu received the tender kiss and motioned his arms around tasteless. This moment of intimate embrace would forever be imbued into the mind of tasteless and without a second thought he seized the moment to lower himself onto his knees. Bisu knew at once the fellatio pleasures that awaited him, and closed his eyes eagerly awaiting his lengthy, meaty girth to be inserted into the oral crevices of his partner. Tasteless may be considered an amateur among Koreans in StarCraft, but he is held in high accounts for his ability with the tongue and saliva. Similar to a maestro conducting a symphony, tasteless guided the urethra belonging to Bisu around his mouth so elegantly. The moans Bisu unleashed may have well been heard from overseas, for this was a pleasure that far surpassed his expectations.
When tasteless had used up every ounce of saliva remaining in his food consuming crevice, he arose to once again push his lips upon his lover. Bisu's erection was currently harder than any Zerg carapace after his delightful ordeal. His lust and desire consumed him, and with his micro intensive hands he turned tasteless face down onto the desk nearest to them. Tasteless eagerly awaited his companion to enter his rectum and at once he released himself of the trousers that bound his pleasure hole. Bisu took charge, and as a fierce Protoss Executor he guided his tender instrument into the orifices of the tight anus belonging to the famed StarCraft commentator that is tasteless. His penetration consisted of swift thrusts met with little resistance from the receiving anus. Panting and moaning filled the halls of the LAN center, no one present to witness this act of sacrilege; only the dim light of the monitors which illuminated the room. As time passed, their moans and groans intensified tenfold, with Bisu increasing his speed with every thrust. As Bisu neared climax, his firm hands began to spank the arse of the victim to his charm. In one full motion, both of these men had climaxed in unison as Bisu had placed his hand upon the utterly manly and spectacular penis belonging to tasteless. Bisu stroked the shaft of the gigantic tasteless penis with intensity and as both men peaked their physical endurance, the viscid, whitish fluid produced in the male reproductive organs oozed upon the floor. "OOOOOOOOH BISU-KUN~" were the final words of tasteless before Bisu had exited from whence he came, through the shadows mimicking a Dark Templar.
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i bet i know who wrote it
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Bisu Kun? I don't blame Bisu for leaving him so fast if Nick is gonna call out to him in Japanese. And how is Bisu supposed to exit the room from his urethra?
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yeah, because teamliquid is the perfect place to post gay porn.
+ Show Spoiler +I see this thread closed in the next 10 seconds
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I think I want... more...
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On December 23 2009 02:30 BearJamon wrote: yeah, because teamliquid is the perfect place to post gay porn.
as long as it involves progamers it's okay!
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I hope tasteless reads this.
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i wish more people wrote erotica about me
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............................................................what
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I didn't read it all, but what I did read was hilarious!
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what the hell is wrong with earth
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atleast it has an entertaining value of sorts
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What. The. Fuck.
Someone make a new section called "Sign of the Apocalypse." This should fit in nicely.
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On December 23 2009 02:30 BearJamon wrote:yeah, because teamliquid is the perfect place to post gay porn. + Show Spoiler +I see this thread closed in the next 10 seconds You apparently weren't around for NeverGG's birthday.
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What the fuck is a prolific embrace?
How do you lock eyes in one?
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This is funny enough that I hope the admins keep it open.
But you probably should have a NSFW tag on it. After all, this isn't the kind of thing you want to read in an office with your boss looking over your shoulder. Not that you should be visiting TLnet at an office while a boss is looking over your shoulder regardless...
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As co-author as the only other homo-erotic fan fiction I've seen on TL, I'm surprised I haven't seen this before.
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I wonder if tasteless's mom still reads tl.
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"Bisu's erection was currently harder than any Zerg carapace"
o m g
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lol so many misused words in this. Is this a translation or English was the original language?
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lmfaooo
writer must be both a yaoi and progamer fangirl bisu-kun puahahaha
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On December 23 2009 03:20 StorkHwaiting wrote: lol so many misused words in this. Is this a translation or English was the original language?
which words were misused holmes
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On December 23 2009 02:59 Mortality wrote: This is funny enough that I hope the admins keep it open.
But you probably should have a NSFW tag on it. After all, this isn't the kind of thing you want to read in an office with your boss looking over your shoulder. Not that you should be visiting TLnet at an office while a boss is looking over your shoulder regardless...
Anybody who can't figure out that "erotic fan-fiction" = NSFW deserves to be caught by their boss, I think.
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This is so fucking amazing.
...The movie isn't bad either.
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On December 23 2009 02:59 Mortality wrote: This is funny enough that I hope the admins keep it open.
But you probably should have a NSFW tag on it. After all, this isn't the kind of thing you want to read in an office with your boss looking over your shoulder. Not that you should be visiting TLnet at an office while a boss is looking over your shoulder regardless...
the title is pretty descriptive of the content, it's pretty much a NSFW tag on its own
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Wow. Some of you guys are fucked up in the head.
+ Show Spoiler +but I do think Bisu is gay...
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On December 23 2009 02:48 Severedevil wrote: What the fuck is a prolific embrace?
How do you lock eyes in one? 1) It is an embrace that produces much (pleasure). 2) Using mirrors or owl-like necks.
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Btw, considering Bisu's penis size, I would have preffered "Bisu-ka".
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LOL. I skipped through it and read like 5% of it, couldn't handle anymore. Epic lolz-
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I don't know about anyone else but this made me laugh for a very long time.
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On December 23 2009 03:30 Jyropy wrote:Show nested quote +On December 23 2009 03:20 StorkHwaiting wrote: lol so many misused words in this. Is this a translation or English was the original language? which words were misused holmes
"scurrying away at his keyboard" "prolific embrace" "supple forehead" "motioned his arms" "forever be imbued" "held in high accounts" "may have well been heard" "spank the arse of the victim to his charm" "In one full motion"
I won't even get into how badly the writer mangled the commas, verb tenses, possessives, and general syntax.
-Holmes.
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On December 23 2009 02:47 Garnet wrote:Woo hoo.
I heart R1CH? And I'm offended by how yet another nerdling with yellow fever freely interchanges korean and japanese.
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I'm pretty sure you wrote that OP.
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On December 23 2009 05:12 igotmyown wrote:I heart R1CH? And I'm offended by how yet another nerdling with yellow fever freely interchanges korean and japanese. how the hell do you read R1ch out of that? O.o I'm trying to find all i can see is Bisu. unless your vision is really bad and you chop off alot of 3 letters, you still get RIcH
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...Tasteless made the first rush of fate and pushed his lips upon the supple forehead of Bisu.... This is the part where i decided to stop reading... but i was curious how far this would go and i continued...until i got to the fellatio part...shit man...eww! :r
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On December 23 2009 05:10 StorkHwaiting wrote:Show nested quote +On December 23 2009 03:30 Jyropy wrote:On December 23 2009 03:20 StorkHwaiting wrote: lol so many misused words in this. Is this a translation or English was the original language? which words were misused holmes "scurrying away at his keyboard" "prolific embrace" "supple forehead" "motioned his arms" "forever be imbued" "held in high accounts" "may have well been heard" "spank the arse of the victim to his charm" "In one full motion" I won't even get into how badly the writer mangled the commas, verb tenses, possessives, and general syntax. -Holmes.
I think you missed the parody value of the OP.
Great read, would read again...maybe o.O
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I will blow up a hospital on this friday unless the Batman.uhm sorry. writer comes out of his disguise.
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Wild guess of the author... Konadora?
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On December 23 2009 05:40 SirGlinG wrote: I will blow up a hospital on this friday unless the Batman.uhm sorry. writer comes out of his disguise.
Her disguise?
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see first thing that comes to mind is tossgirl
then i read bisu and i am thoroughly disgusted.
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If only it was Tossgirl and Tasteless... now I'd like to hit myself over the head so I forget I read that.
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On December 23 2009 06:18 LunarDestiny wrote: Wild guess of the author... Konadora?
i'd put my money on NeverGG, she wrote one of these homo-erotic stuff b4 i think... maybe this was the one can't really remember since i'm too weak to read past the first paragraphs...
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I'm oddly aroused.. and I like it.
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I demand a sequel from whoever wrote this. Please?
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I feel the sudden urge to write progamer fanfic. No really. Something really messed up like Savior/Bisu hatesex or something. Or Jaedong raping Flash forrealz. Or -- or --
I better stop.
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On December 23 2009 02:30 BearJamon wrote: yeah, because teamliquid is the perfect place to post gay porn. You thought you were being sarcastic
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On December 23 2009 05:10 StorkHwaiting wrote:Show nested quote +On December 23 2009 03:30 Jyropy wrote:On December 23 2009 03:20 StorkHwaiting wrote: lol so many misused words in this. Is this a translation or English was the original language? which words were misused holmes "scurrying away at his keyboard" "prolific embrace" "supple forehead" "motioned his arms" "forever be imbued" "held in high accounts" "may have well been heard" "spank the arse of the victim to his charm" "In one full motion" I won't even get into how badly the writer mangled the commas, verb tenses, possessives, and general syntax. -Holmes.
Thanks holmes. You're critiquing a piece of satire consisting of erotic sex between a Korean progamer and an esports commentator. Perhaps now you get it.
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Merry Christmas, every one!
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On December 23 2009 07:26 Jyropy wrote:Show nested quote +On December 23 2009 05:10 StorkHwaiting wrote:On December 23 2009 03:30 Jyropy wrote:On December 23 2009 03:20 StorkHwaiting wrote: lol so many misused words in this. Is this a translation or English was the original language? which words were misused holmes "scurrying away at his keyboard" "prolific embrace" "supple forehead" "motioned his arms" "forever be imbued" "held in high accounts" "may have well been heard" "spank the arse of the victim to his charm" "In one full motion" I won't even get into how badly the writer mangled the commas, verb tenses, possessives, and general syntax. -Holmes. Thanks holmes. You're critiquing a piece of satire consisting of erotic sex between a Korean progamer and an esports commentator. Perhaps now you get it.
Perhaps you still don't get my original point. I was never critiquing the writing. I was asking if a Korean wrote it. Way to jump the gun and freak out though. Makes me really want to have a beer with you.
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On December 23 2009 07:38 StorkHwaiting wrote:Show nested quote +On December 23 2009 07:26 Jyropy wrote:On December 23 2009 05:10 StorkHwaiting wrote:On December 23 2009 03:30 Jyropy wrote:On December 23 2009 03:20 StorkHwaiting wrote: lol so many misused words in this. Is this a translation or English was the original language? which words were misused holmes "scurrying away at his keyboard" "prolific embrace" "supple forehead" "motioned his arms" "forever be imbued" "held in high accounts" "may have well been heard" "spank the arse of the victim to his charm" "In one full motion" I won't even get into how badly the writer mangled the commas, verb tenses, possessives, and general syntax. -Holmes. Thanks holmes. You're critiquing a piece of satire consisting of erotic sex between a Korean progamer and an esports commentator. Perhaps now you get it. Perhaps you still don't get my original point. I was never critiquing the writing. I was asking if a Korean wrote it. Way to jump the gun and freak out though. Makes me really want to have a beer with you.
I don't see much wrong with most of those phrases, although there are some grammatical errors. It's a fanfic though, not a master thesis. And it's kinda offensive to assume that grammatical mistakes mean that the piece was written by a Korean.
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On December 23 2009 06:34 Shizuru~ wrote:Show nested quote +On December 23 2009 06:18 LunarDestiny wrote: Wild guess of the author... Konadora? i'd put my money on NeverGG, she wrote one of these homo-erotic stuff b4 i think... maybe this was the one can't really remember since i'm too weak to read past the first paragraphs...
Wrong - I had one written for me for my birthday. I've never written one myself. Also I know Nick in person so that would make it auto-gross. I also wouldn't have used -kun because I understand Korean suffixes. Oh and finally, I'm an English teacher so I wouldn't have made so many mistakes.
Plus I'm currently on hiatus due to extensive ill-health. If you didn't notice I've barely been posting and haven't been to an event for almost 2 months.
P.S. Bisu? No thank you. If I *was* going to write about someone like this I'd pick a better pairing. Remember I know these boys in person by now so it'd be pretty weird for me to write about their penises/boinking habits.
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I remember seeing this something like a year ago, so it is alteast a year old, maybe older, maybe you know someone who might have wrote it at that time?
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On December 23 2009 07:38 StorkHwaiting wrote: Perhaps you still don't get my original point. I was never critiquing the writing. I was asking if a Korean wrote it. Way to jump the gun and freak out though. Makes me really want to have a beer with you.
I think the awkward wording was done for entertainment purposes, and the puns are so well-done, it seems to me like an English speaker wrote it. Obviously a troll fic, but what an entertaining one!
...either that, or I have too much faith in humanity. orz
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On December 23 2009 07:40 ghostWriter wrote: And it's kinda offensive to assume that grammatical mistakes mean that the piece was written by a Korean. No it's not? English is main language of a few countries and Korea is not one of them
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On December 23 2009 07:43 NeverGG wrote:
P.S. Bisu? No thank you. If I *was* going to write about someone like this I'd pick a better pairing. Remember I know these boys in person by now so it'd be pretty weird for me to write about their penises/boinking habits.
what about forgg?
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Going homo for the Pretender.
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NeverGG
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On December 23 2009 08:05 spydernoob wrote:Show nested quote +On December 23 2009 07:43 NeverGG wrote:
P.S. Bisu? No thank you. If I *was* going to write about someone like this I'd pick a better pairing. Remember I know these boys in person by now so it'd be pretty weird for me to write about their penises/boinking habits. what about forgg?
NOM NOM NOM. Why doesn't someone write a story about him for me? Kwanro >.< .........
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On December 23 2009 08:22 NeverGG wrote:Show nested quote +On December 23 2009 08:05 spydernoob wrote:On December 23 2009 07:43 NeverGG wrote:
P.S. Bisu? No thank you. If I *was* going to write about someone like this I'd pick a better pairing. Remember I know these boys in person by now so it'd be pretty weird for me to write about their penises/boinking habits. what about forgg? NOM NOM NOM. Why doesn't someone write a story about him for me? Kwanro >.< ......... i'll write one about go.go and thezerg, two of the most handsome progamers around
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On December 23 2009 07:43 NeverGG wrote:Show nested quote +On December 23 2009 06:34 Shizuru~ wrote:On December 23 2009 06:18 LunarDestiny wrote: Wild guess of the author... Konadora? i'd put my money on NeverGG, she wrote one of these homo-erotic stuff b4 i think... maybe this was the one can't really remember since i'm too weak to read past the first paragraphs... Wrong - I had one written for me for my birthday. I've never written one myself. Also I know Nick in person so that would make it auto-gross. I also wouldn't have used -kun because I understand Korean suffixes. Oh and finally, I'm an English teacher so I wouldn't have made so many mistakes. Plus I'm currently on hiatus due to extensive ill-health. If you didn't notice I've barely been posting and haven't been to an event for almost 2 months. P.S. Bisu? No thank you. If I *was* going to write about someone like this I'd pick a better pairing. Remember I know these boys in person by now so it'd be pretty weird for me to write about their penises/boinking habits.
Nickhun?
Ooooooh.
It was probably DoctorHelvetica.
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On December 23 2009 08:22 NeverGG wrote:Show nested quote +On December 23 2009 08:05 spydernoob wrote:On December 23 2009 07:43 NeverGG wrote:
P.S. Bisu? No thank you. If I *was* going to write about someone like this I'd pick a better pairing. Remember I know these boys in person by now so it'd be pretty weird for me to write about their penises/boinking habits. what about forgg? NOM NOM NOM. Why doesn't someone write a story about him for me? Kwanro >.< .........
How about ForGG x Kwanro? Two fantasies in one
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On December 23 2009 08:32 never_toss wrote:Show nested quote +On December 23 2009 08:22 NeverGG wrote:On December 23 2009 08:05 spydernoob wrote:On December 23 2009 07:43 NeverGG wrote:
P.S. Bisu? No thank you. If I *was* going to write about someone like this I'd pick a better pairing. Remember I know these boys in person by now so it'd be pretty weird for me to write about their penises/boinking habits. what about forgg? NOM NOM NOM. Why doesn't someone write a story about him for me? Kwanro >.< ......... i'll write one about go.go and Hiya, two of the most handsome progamers around Oh come on, the glasses clanking against each other would be so hot.
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On December 23 2009 07:43 NeverGG wrote:Show nested quote +On December 23 2009 06:34 Shizuru~ wrote:On December 23 2009 06:18 LunarDestiny wrote: Wild guess of the author... Konadora? i'd put my money on NeverGG, she wrote one of these homo-erotic stuff b4 i think... maybe this was the one can't really remember since i'm too weak to read past the first paragraphs... I know these boys in person by now so it'd be pretty weird for me to write about their penises/boinking habits.
boinking is a term used in the furry community; are you a furry?
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Tee hee hee.
Fun read.
Followed up by an equally fun read of all the comments. Especially NeverGG's subtle request for forGG, kwanro slash. You are so very very cute.
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On December 23 2009 09:15 D4EMON wrote:Show nested quote +On December 23 2009 07:43 NeverGG wrote:On December 23 2009 06:34 Shizuru~ wrote:On December 23 2009 06:18 LunarDestiny wrote: Wild guess of the author... Konadora? i'd put my money on NeverGG, she wrote one of these homo-erotic stuff b4 i think... maybe this was the one can't really remember since i'm too weak to read past the first paragraphs... I know these boys in person by now so it'd be pretty weird for me to write about their penises/boinking habits. boinking is a term used in the furry community; are you a furry?
are you a furry?
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On December 23 2009 07:57 MamiyaOtaru wrote:Show nested quote +On December 23 2009 07:40 ghostWriter wrote: And it's kinda offensive to assume that grammatical mistakes mean that the piece was written by a Korean. No it's not? English is main language of a few countries and Korea is not one of them
Right because all Koreans live in Korea and only speak Korean. Also, only Koreans make grammatical mistakes.
On December 23 2009 09:28 FragKrag wrote:Show nested quote +On December 23 2009 09:15 D4EMON wrote:On December 23 2009 07:43 NeverGG wrote:On December 23 2009 06:34 Shizuru~ wrote:On December 23 2009 06:18 LunarDestiny wrote: Wild guess of the author... Konadora? i'd put my money on NeverGG, she wrote one of these homo-erotic stuff b4 i think... maybe this was the one can't really remember since i'm too weak to read past the first paragraphs... I know these boys in person by now so it'd be pretty weird for me to write about their penises/boinking habits. boinking is a term used in the furry community; are you a furry? are you a furry?
GOTTEM
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Boinking is not a furry term. perhaps you guys have it confused with scritching or yiffing
Anyway i wrote a sAviOr/FlaSh diaper fetish fanfic once it was pretty cute. This is alright.
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ret bisu would have been more fun =S
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On December 23 2009 09:33 DoctorHelvetica wrote: Boinking is not a furry term. perhaps you guys have it confused with scritching or yiffing
Anyway i wrote a sAviOr/FlaSh diaper fetish fanfic once it was pretty cute. This is alright. Gief.
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This thread is getting even more awkward.... Diaper Fetish? I didnt even know something like that was...........
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On December 23 2009 09:28 ghostWriter wrote:Show nested quote +On December 23 2009 07:57 MamiyaOtaru wrote:On December 23 2009 07:40 ghostWriter wrote: And it's kinda offensive to assume that grammatical mistakes mean that the piece was written by a Korean. No it's not? English is main language of a few countries and Korea is not one of them Right because all Koreans live in Korea and only speak Korean. lol you're really hung up on this aren't you. I was referring to Koreans as people living in Korea. It's not an ethnic thing, it's a language thing. Yeah, some people who are ethnically Korean live in the States or elsewhere, but I wasn't referring to them. And yeah, some Koreans (living in Korea) have learned English. See below.
Also, only Koreans make grammatical mistakes. Obviously there are plenty of native speakers who have terrible English grammar, but I don't think it's a stretch to assume non native speakers have on average worse English grammar.
Would you be flipping out about this if someone had written this fic in error filled Korean, and someone suggested it was a foreigner? Would you be spouting stuff like "yeah because no foreigners live in Korea and none of them speak Korean. Also, only foreigners make grammatical errors."? No, it's ridiculous. It's not offensive at all to see some fucked up Korean and think maybe a foreigner wrote it. It's not offensive at all to see some messed up English and wonder if a non native speaker wrote it. This being a site about Starcraft, and the fic being about Starcraft, the first group of non native speakers that comes to mind is naturally Koreans (people living in Korean, growing up speaking Korean). This is a ridiculous thing to get offended about.
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On December 23 2009 09:33 DoctorHelvetica wrote: Boinking is not a furry term. perhaps you guys have it confused with scritching or yiffing
Anyway i wrote a sAviOr/FlaSh diaper fetish fanfic once it was pretty cute. This is alright. diaper fetish? /// oh god. what has this world come to?!
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On December 23 2009 10:03 Sigh wrote:Show nested quote +On December 23 2009 09:33 DoctorHelvetica wrote: Boinking is not a furry term. perhaps you guys have it confused with scritching or yiffing
Anyway i wrote a sAviOr/FlaSh diaper fetish fanfic once it was pretty cute. This is alright. diaper fetish? /// oh god. what has this world come to?!
Welcome to the dark and embarrassing side internets. Consider this your welcome package and brochure.
Oh man, if BisuXTasteless is out there, I can only imagine:
BoxerXYellow LomoXJaedong FreeXZero FBhXSavior? Rape?
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Toasting to an epic thread
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sexsexpussyhair
Where was this from? Something about Hwasin?
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On December 23 2009 10:31 Disregard wrote: sexsexpussyhair
Where was this from? Something about Hwasin?
Hwasin's Bnet Attack, someone gg'd with this
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my favorite pairings are
go.go x lucifer 815 x nal_rA stork x jaedong
calm x bogus might not be so bad or calm x hwasin
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On December 23 2009 09:28 FragKrag wrote:Show nested quote +On December 23 2009 09:15 D4EMON wrote:On December 23 2009 07:43 NeverGG wrote:On December 23 2009 06:34 Shizuru~ wrote:On December 23 2009 06:18 LunarDestiny wrote: Wild guess of the author... Konadora? i'd put my money on NeverGG, she wrote one of these homo-erotic stuff b4 i think... maybe this was the one can't really remember since i'm too weak to read past the first paragraphs... I know these boys in person by now so it'd be pretty weird for me to write about their penises/boinking habits. boinking is a term used in the furry community; are you a furry? are you a furry? nope, johnny drama first pointed it out on entourage
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I'd say my dick is hard but I think it'd be kinda......tasteless!
hohohohoho.
I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.
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On December 23 2009 10:03 Sigh wrote:Show nested quote +On December 23 2009 09:33 DoctorHelvetica wrote: Boinking is not a furry term. perhaps you guys have it confused with scritching or yiffing
Anyway i wrote a sAviOr/FlaSh diaper fetish fanfic once it was pretty cute. This is alright. diaper fetish? /// oh god. what has this world come to?! What has been read, CANNOT BE UNREAD!
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Reach x Flash is obviously the best pairing.
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i think i'm going to write an erotic fanfic about tossgirl and how she has a pseudo-parental relationship with increasing lesbian sexual tension with the coach of the samsung team
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Someone should do a Luxury/Yellow long lost family incest fan fic. I'll never read it, but someone should do it.
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I wrote the first couple sentances of each paragragh
It sounds as silly as anime/"graphic novels"
wowwwww this is fucked,
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how is that erotic? that is a novel i dont read things that long sorry
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On December 23 2009 11:10 SnK-Arcbound wrote: Someone should do a Luxury/Yellow long lost family incest fan fic. I'll never read it, but someone should do it.
>.<
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So... what were you searching for when you stumbled upon this anyway?
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On December 23 2009 11:10 SnK-Arcbound wrote: Someone should do a Luxury/Yellow long lost family incest fan fic. I'll never read it, but someone should do it. ummmmm WTF
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I only read two lines.
My eyes, MY EYES.
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On December 23 2009 10:56 DrainX wrote:Reach x Flash is obviously the best pairing.
Pedo ----->
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On December 23 2009 10:58 MuR)Ernu wrote: i think i'm going to write an erotic fanfic about tossgirl and how she has a pseudo-parental relationship with increasing lesbian sexual tension with the coach of the samsung team
go for it
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WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THIS THREAD NOT CLOSED YET
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LOL. I saw this in one of the game comments during GomTV Star Invitation. The one where Tasteless was casting for the first time. I assume it originated from there.
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On December 23 2009 11:10 SnK-Arcbound wrote: Someone should do a Luxury/Yellow long lost family incest fan fic. I'll never read it, but someone should do it.
that's a pretty good idea
i might write this
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On December 23 2009 12:14 O-ops wrote: WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THIS THREAD NOT CLOSED YET
because it's a beautiful story of pure love between two handsome men it's a good thing
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On December 23 2009 12:39 DoctorHelvetica wrote:Show nested quote +On December 23 2009 12:14 O-ops wrote: WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THIS THREAD NOT CLOSED YET because it's a beautiful story of pure love between two handsome men it's a good thing Lol lol lol.
It's the teamliquid equivalent of Jane Austin. Starcraft related and gay.
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Some lines were really funny: "When their eyes met, their fates were forever intertwined in the great build order that is life", but then it got way too graphic and gross for me to continue.
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On December 23 2009 10:02 MamiyaOtaru wrote:Show nested quote +On December 23 2009 09:28 ghostWriter wrote:On December 23 2009 07:57 MamiyaOtaru wrote:On December 23 2009 07:40 ghostWriter wrote: And it's kinda offensive to assume that grammatical mistakes mean that the piece was written by a Korean. No it's not? English is main language of a few countries and Korea is not one of them Right because all Koreans live in Korea and only speak Korean. lol you're really hung up on this aren't you. I was referring to Koreans as people living in Korea. It's not an ethnic thing, it's a language thing. Yeah, some people who are ethnically Korean live in the States or elsewhere, but I wasn't referring to them. And yeah, some Koreans (living in Korea) have learned English. See below. Obviously there are plenty of native speakers who have terrible English grammar, but I don't think it's a stretch to assume non native speakers have on average worse English grammar. Would you be flipping out about this if someone had written this fic in error filled Korean, and someone suggested it was a foreigner? Would you be spouting stuff like "yeah because no foreigners live in Korea and none of them speak Korean. Also, only foreigners make grammatical errors."? No, it's ridiculous. It's not offensive at all to see some fucked up Korean and think maybe a foreigner wrote it. It's not offensive at all to see some messed up English and wonder if a non native speaker wrote it. This being a site about Starcraft, and the fic being about Starcraft, the first group of non native speakers that comes to mind is naturally Koreans (people living in Korean, growing up speaking Korean). This is a ridiculous thing to get offended about.
Oh right, because only Koreans have language barriers that prevent them from writing their gay progamer fanfics with proper grammar. How many non-native speakers do you know that use words like orifice, oral crevice or whence? Also, most foreigners in Korea probably don't speak Korean, so yeah, I guess I would spout that stuff. They teach English for a reason. Then again, I was being sarcastic in my original post, implying that there were Koreans living in not-Korea and that people who spoke other languages that were not English would probably be just as predisposed to making mistakes as Koreans. In any case, the errors aren't even that bad.
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I was expecting a joke involving the word tasteless and the experience of giving a blowjob, but none came
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Holy shit that was awesome.
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On December 23 2009 12:38 DoctorHelvetica wrote:Show nested quote +On December 23 2009 11:10 SnK-Arcbound wrote: Someone should do a Luxury/Yellow long lost family incest fan fic. I'll never read it, but someone should do it. that's a pretty good idea i might write this
don't do it :C
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On December 23 2009 14:47 Crunchums wrote:I was expecting a joke involving the word tasteless and the experience of giving a blowjob, but none came 
You didnt read far enough!
Two came.
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On December 23 2009 07:29 251 wrote: Merry Christmas, every one!
It's a Christmas Miracle
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this is seriously fucked up shit
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