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Denzak
Profile Joined March 2008
Canada80 Posts
December 22 2009 17:26 GMT
#1
It's been floating around, not sure when it was written. Some one told me it was during the GOMtv star invitational... It features a caster and a progamer.

Lust, passion and micro between distant lovers.

Moonlight had graced the city of Seoul, the city home to a many StarCraft gamers microing away into the night. One such gamer, Nicholas "tasteless" Plott, was scurrying away at his keyboard, hotkeys forever dancing for his fingers were forever prancing. The location he was enjoying himself in was a small, quiet PC Bang in a rather unpopulated section of the city. Here, he may practice to his heart’s content without any distractions from his admirers. However, this night he would not be alone. As if emerging from the cloak of a Dark Templar, Kim Taek "Bisu[Shield]" Yong appeared before tasteless in his progamer glory. Tasteless was in awe as Bisu's mere presence made him blush like a Korean fangirl. When their eyes met, their fates were forever intertwined in the great build order that is life. Could love bloom on the hectic micro and macro intensive battlefield of StarCraft? This was a foreboding question that was about to be answered with expressions of love between two enigmatic men...

Bisu laid his hand upon tasteless's chin and signaled for him to rise. Their eyes were locked in a prolific embrace. As both gamers stood in front of each other, they could no longer contain within themselves the feelings they struggled with for so long. Tasteless made the first rush of fate and pushed his lips upon the supple forehead of Bisu. Bisu received the tender kiss and motioned his arms around tasteless. This moment of intimate embrace would forever be imbued into the mind of tasteless and without a second thought he seized the moment to lower himself onto his knees. Bisu knew at once the fellatio pleasures that awaited him, and closed his eyes eagerly awaiting his lengthy, meaty girth to be inserted into the oral crevices of his partner. Tasteless may be considered an amateur among Koreans in StarCraft, but he is held in high accounts for his ability with the tongue and saliva. Similar to a maestro conducting a symphony, tasteless guided the urethra belonging to Bisu around his mouth so elegantly. The moans Bisu unleashed may have well been heard from overseas, for this was a pleasure that far surpassed his expectations.

When tasteless had used up every ounce of saliva remaining in his food consuming crevice, he arose to once again push his lips upon his lover. Bisu's erection was currently harder than any Zerg carapace after his delightful ordeal. His lust and desire consumed him, and with his micro intensive hands he turned tasteless face down onto the desk nearest to them. Tasteless eagerly awaited his companion to enter his rectum and at once he released himself of the trousers that bound his pleasure hole. Bisu took charge, and as a fierce Protoss Executor he guided his tender instrument into the orifices of the tight anus belonging to the famed StarCraft commentator that is tasteless. His penetration consisted of swift thrusts met with little resistance from the receiving anus. Panting and moaning filled the halls of the LAN center, no one present to witness this act of sacrilege; only the dim light of the monitors which illuminated the room. As time passed, their moans and groans intensified tenfold, with Bisu increasing his speed with every thrust. As Bisu neared climax, his firm hands began to spank the arse of the victim to his charm. In one full motion, both of these men had climaxed in unison as Bisu had placed his hand upon the utterly manly and spectacular penis belonging to tasteless. Bisu stroked the shaft of the gigantic tasteless penis with intensity and as both men peaked their physical endurance, the viscid, whitish fluid produced in the male reproductive organs oozed upon the floor. "OOOOOOOOH BISU-KUN~" were the final words of tasteless before Bisu had exited from whence he came, through the shadows mimicking a Dark Templar.
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daz
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada643 Posts
December 22 2009 17:29 GMT
#2
i bet i know who wrote it
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Pyrrhuloxia
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States6700 Posts
December 22 2009 17:30 GMT
#3
Bisu Kun? I don't blame Bisu for leaving him so fast if Nick is gonna call out to him in Japanese. And how is Bisu supposed to exit the room from his urethra?
BearJamon
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States34 Posts
December 22 2009 17:30 GMT
#4
yeah, because teamliquid is the perfect place to post gay porn.

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I see this thread closed in the next 10 seconds
Jyropy
Profile Joined December 2009
Canada7 Posts
December 22 2009 17:31 GMT
#5
I think I want... more...
Are you truly so blinded by your vaunted religion, that you cant see the fall ahead of you?
Gann1
Profile Joined July 2009
United States1575 Posts
December 22 2009 17:36 GMT
#6
On December 23 2009 02:30 BearJamon wrote:
yeah, because teamliquid is the perfect place to post gay porn.


as long as it involves progamers it's okay!
I drop suckas like Plinko
Zurles
Profile Joined February 2009
United Kingdom1659 Posts
December 22 2009 17:38 GMT
#7
I hope tasteless reads this.
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
December 22 2009 17:39 GMT
#8
i wish more people wrote erotica about me
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CaptainPlatypus
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States852 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-22 17:40:23
December 22 2009 17:40 GMT
#9
............................................................what
Chromyne
Profile Joined January 2008
Canada561 Posts
December 22 2009 17:41 GMT
#10
I didn't read it all, but what I did read was hilarious!
Soli Deo gloria.
da_head
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3350 Posts
December 22 2009 17:41 GMT
#11
wtf lol?
When they see MC Probe, all the ladies disrobe.
andiCR
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2273 Posts
December 22 2009 17:44 GMT
#12
....


wtf
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Quesadilla
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States1814 Posts
December 22 2009 17:44 GMT
#13
what the hell is wrong with earth
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Dooba
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Croatia588 Posts
December 22 2009 17:45 GMT
#14
atleast it has an entertaining value of sorts
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Apex
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States7227 Posts
December 22 2009 17:46 GMT
#15
What. The. Fuck.

Someone make a new section called "Sign of the Apocalypse." This should fit in nicely.
TheYango
Profile Joined September 2008
United States47024 Posts
December 22 2009 17:46 GMT
#16
On December 23 2009 02:30 BearJamon wrote:
yeah, because teamliquid is the perfect place to post gay porn.

+ Show Spoiler +
I see this thread closed in the next 10 seconds

You apparently weren't around for NeverGG's birthday.
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Garnet
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
Vietnam9014 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-22 17:47:41
December 22 2009 17:47 GMT
#17
[image loading]

Woo hoo.
Severedevil
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4835 Posts
December 22 2009 17:48 GMT
#18
What the fuck is a prolific embrace?

How do you lock eyes in one?
My strategy is to fork people.
IceCube
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Croatia1403 Posts
December 22 2009 17:50 GMT
#19
Gay me moaaar!
Forever Vulture.. :(
Mortality
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States4790 Posts
December 22 2009 17:59 GMT
#20
This is funny enough that I hope the admins keep it open.


But you probably should have a NSFW tag on it. After all, this isn't the kind of thing you want to read in an office with your boss looking over your shoulder. Not that you should be visiting TLnet at an office while a boss is looking over your shoulder regardless...
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Kerotan
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
England2109 Posts
December 22 2009 18:03 GMT
#21
As co-author as the only other homo-erotic fan fiction I've seen on TL, I'm surprised I haven't seen this before.
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Pwntrucci[sR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada1519 Posts
December 22 2009 18:09 GMT
#22
I wonder if tasteless's mom still reads tl.
bg
valaki
Profile Joined June 2009
Hungary2476 Posts
December 22 2009 18:17 GMT
#23
"Bisu's erection was currently harder than any Zerg carapace"

o
m
g
ggaemo fan
StorkHwaiting
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3465 Posts
December 22 2009 18:20 GMT
#24
lol so many misused words in this. Is this a translation or English was the original language?
tube
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1475 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-22 18:45:15
December 22 2009 18:24 GMT
#25
lmfaooo

writer must be both a yaoi and progamer fangirl
bisu-kun puahahaha
Two in harmony surpasses one in perfection.
Navane
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Netherlands2745 Posts
December 22 2009 18:25 GMT
#26
Well written. Hats off.
Jyropy
Profile Joined December 2009
Canada7 Posts
December 22 2009 18:30 GMT
#27
On December 23 2009 03:20 StorkHwaiting wrote:
lol so many misused words in this. Is this a translation or English was the original language?


which words were misused holmes
Are you truly so blinded by your vaunted religion, that you cant see the fall ahead of you?
Musoeun
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States4324 Posts
December 22 2009 18:31 GMT
#28
On December 23 2009 02:59 Mortality wrote:
This is funny enough that I hope the admins keep it open.


But you probably should have a NSFW tag on it. After all, this isn't the kind of thing you want to read in an office with your boss looking over your shoulder. Not that you should be visiting TLnet at an office while a boss is looking over your shoulder regardless...


Anybody who can't figure out that "erotic fan-fiction" = NSFW deserves to be caught by their boss, I think.
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XsebT
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Denmark2980 Posts
December 22 2009 18:31 GMT
#29
This is so fucking amazing.

...The movie isn't bad either.
화이팅
Gann1
Profile Joined July 2009
United States1575 Posts
December 22 2009 18:32 GMT
#30
On December 23 2009 02:59 Mortality wrote:
This is funny enough that I hope the admins keep it open.


But you probably should have a NSFW tag on it. After all, this isn't the kind of thing you want to read in an office with your boss looking over your shoulder. Not that you should be visiting TLnet at an office while a boss is looking over your shoulder regardless...


the title is pretty descriptive of the content, it's pretty much a NSFW tag on its own
I drop suckas like Plinko
SwEEt[TearS]
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1575 Posts
December 22 2009 18:34 GMT
#31
bisu-kun? really?
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QuoC
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States724 Posts
December 22 2009 19:29 GMT
#32
wat.
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Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
December 22 2009 19:37 GMT
#33
what the fuck rofl
^-^
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
December 22 2009 19:47 GMT
#34
lol that was pretty gay.
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
zazen
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Brazil695 Posts
December 22 2009 19:47 GMT
#35
Wow. Some of you guys are fucked up in the head.

+ Show Spoiler +
but I do think Bisu is gay...

"The quest for nexus has brought many men of genius to insanity... HUEHUEHUE!"
Pyrrhuloxia
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States6700 Posts
December 22 2009 19:49 GMT
#36
On December 23 2009 02:48 Severedevil wrote:
What the fuck is a prolific embrace?

How do you lock eyes in one?

1) It is an embrace that produces much (pleasure).
2) Using mirrors or owl-like necks.
XsebT
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Denmark2980 Posts
December 22 2009 19:53 GMT
#37
Btw, considering Bisu's penis size, I would have preffered "Bisu-ka".
화이팅
vOddy
Profile Joined July 2009
Sweden402 Posts
December 22 2009 19:58 GMT
#38
LOL. I skipped through it and read like 5% of it, couldn't handle anymore. Epic lolz-
"You generate awesomeness. It just flows from you."
AttackZerg
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States7454 Posts
December 22 2009 20:00 GMT
#39
HAHAHA I read tasteless then bisu then stopped!


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I lied.



+ Show Spoiler +
Good read 5/5
DeathSpank
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1029 Posts
December 22 2009 20:03 GMT
#40
so yea...bisu is a girl
yes.
dasanivan
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States532 Posts
December 22 2009 20:07 GMT
#41
I don't know about anyone else but this made me laugh for a very long time.
StorkHwaiting
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3465 Posts
December 22 2009 20:10 GMT
#42
On December 23 2009 03:30 Jyropy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 23 2009 03:20 StorkHwaiting wrote:
lol so many misused words in this. Is this a translation or English was the original language?


which words were misused holmes


"scurrying away at his keyboard"
"prolific embrace"
"supple forehead"
"motioned his arms"
"forever be imbued"
"held in high accounts"
"may have well been heard"
"spank the arse of the victim to his charm"
"In one full motion"

I won't even get into how badly the writer mangled the commas, verb tenses, possessives, and general syntax.

-Holmes.
igotmyown
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4291 Posts
December 22 2009 20:12 GMT
#43
On December 23 2009 02:47 Garnet wrote:
[image loading]

Woo hoo.


I heart R1CH? And I'm offended by how yet another nerdling with yellow fever freely interchanges korean and japanese.
GW.Methos
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States249 Posts
December 22 2009 20:17 GMT
#44
haha
i.pwn.n00bs
ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
December 22 2009 20:22 GMT
#45
I'm pretty sure you wrote that OP.
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Chen
Profile Joined June 2009
United States6344 Posts
December 22 2009 20:22 GMT
#46
On December 23 2009 05:12 igotmyown wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 23 2009 02:47 Garnet wrote:
[image loading]

Woo hoo.


I heart R1CH? And I'm offended by how yet another nerdling with yellow fever freely interchanges korean and japanese.

how the hell do you read R1ch out of that? O.o I'm trying to find all i can see is Bisu. unless your vision is really bad and you chop off alot of 3 letters, you still get RIcH
Altair
Profile Joined August 2009
243 Posts
December 22 2009 20:28 GMT
#47
...Tasteless made the first rush of fate and pushed his lips upon the supple forehead of Bisu....

This is the part where i decided to stop reading... but i was curious how far this would go and i continued...until i got to the fellatio part...shit man...eww! :r
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21242 Posts
December 22 2009 20:39 GMT
#48
On December 23 2009 05:10 StorkHwaiting wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 23 2009 03:30 Jyropy wrote:
On December 23 2009 03:20 StorkHwaiting wrote:
lol so many misused words in this. Is this a translation or English was the original language?


which words were misused holmes


"scurrying away at his keyboard"
"prolific embrace"
"supple forehead"
"motioned his arms"
"forever be imbued"
"held in high accounts"
"may have well been heard"
"spank the arse of the victim to his charm"
"In one full motion"

I won't even get into how badly the writer mangled the commas, verb tenses, possessives, and general syntax.

-Holmes.


I think you missed the parody value of the OP.

Great read, would read again...maybe o.O
TranslatorBaa!
SirGlinG
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Sweden933 Posts
December 22 2009 20:40 GMT
#49
I will blow up a hospital on this friday unless the Batman.uhm sorry. writer comes out of his disguise.
Not my chair. Not my problem. That's what I say
Ikonn
Profile Joined October 2009
Netherlands1958 Posts
December 22 2009 21:02 GMT
#50
Oh god this is hilarious
Loser777
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
1931 Posts
December 22 2009 21:09 GMT
#51
Bisu-kun??!?!?
6581
lIlIlIlIlIlI
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Korea (South)3851 Posts
December 22 2009 21:17 GMT
#52
--- Nuked ---
LunarDestiny
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States4177 Posts
December 22 2009 21:18 GMT
#53
Wild guess of the author... Konadora?
ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
December 22 2009 21:19 GMT
#54
On December 23 2009 05:40 SirGlinG wrote:
I will blow up a hospital on this friday unless the Batman.uhm sorry. writer comes out of his disguise.


Her disguise?
Sullifam
hyst.eric.al
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2332 Posts
December 22 2009 21:28 GMT
#55
see first thing that comes to mind is tossgirl

then i read bisu and i am thoroughly disgusted.
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Artifex
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Belgium189 Posts
December 22 2009 21:33 GMT
#56
If only it was Tossgirl and Tasteless... now I'd like to hit myself over the head so I forget I read that.
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Shizuru~
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Malaysia1676 Posts
December 22 2009 21:34 GMT
#57
On December 23 2009 06:18 LunarDestiny wrote:
Wild guess of the author... Konadora?


i'd put my money on NeverGG, she wrote one of these homo-erotic stuff b4 i think... maybe this was the one can't really remember since i'm too weak to read past the first paragraphs...
Spartan
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2030 Posts
December 22 2009 21:34 GMT
#58
I'm oddly aroused.. and I like it.
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TonyL2
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
England1953 Posts
December 22 2009 22:02 GMT
#59
Oh god, that was not nice, but it made me find the NeverGG birthday thread

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=102411&currentpage=All

That one's even more messed up, until Hotbid's "The Brown Eye of The White Tiger" saves it
Bearigator
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States233 Posts
December 22 2009 22:18 GMT
#60
I demand a sequel from whoever wrote this.
Please?
Sawajiri
Profile Joined June 2007
Austria417 Posts
December 22 2009 22:20 GMT
#61
I feel the sudden urge to write progamer fanfic. No really. Something really messed up like Savior/Bisu hatesex or something. Or Jaedong raping Flash forrealz. Or -- or --

I better stop.

MamiyaOtaru
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States1687 Posts
December 22 2009 22:21 GMT
#62
On December 23 2009 02:30 BearJamon wrote:
yeah, because teamliquid is the perfect place to post gay porn.

You thought you were being sarcastic
Jyropy
Profile Joined December 2009
Canada7 Posts
December 22 2009 22:26 GMT
#63
On December 23 2009 05:10 StorkHwaiting wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 23 2009 03:30 Jyropy wrote:
On December 23 2009 03:20 StorkHwaiting wrote:
lol so many misused words in this. Is this a translation or English was the original language?


which words were misused holmes


"scurrying away at his keyboard"
"prolific embrace"
"supple forehead"
"motioned his arms"
"forever be imbued"
"held in high accounts"
"may have well been heard"
"spank the arse of the victim to his charm"
"In one full motion"

I won't even get into how badly the writer mangled the commas, verb tenses, possessives, and general syntax.

-Holmes.


Thanks holmes. You're critiquing a piece of satire consisting of erotic sex between a Korean progamer and an esports commentator. Perhaps now you get it.
Are you truly so blinded by your vaunted religion, that you cant see the fall ahead of you?
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
December 22 2009 22:28 GMT
#64
oh my...
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251
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1401 Posts
December 22 2009 22:29 GMT
#65
Merry Christmas, every one!
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StorkHwaiting
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3465 Posts
December 22 2009 22:38 GMT
#66
On December 23 2009 07:26 Jyropy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 23 2009 05:10 StorkHwaiting wrote:
On December 23 2009 03:30 Jyropy wrote:
On December 23 2009 03:20 StorkHwaiting wrote:
lol so many misused words in this. Is this a translation or English was the original language?


which words were misused holmes


"scurrying away at his keyboard"
"prolific embrace"
"supple forehead"
"motioned his arms"
"forever be imbued"
"held in high accounts"
"may have well been heard"
"spank the arse of the victim to his charm"
"In one full motion"

I won't even get into how badly the writer mangled the commas, verb tenses, possessives, and general syntax.

-Holmes.


Thanks holmes. You're critiquing a piece of satire consisting of erotic sex between a Korean progamer and an esports commentator. Perhaps now you get it.


Perhaps you still don't get my original point. I was never critiquing the writing. I was asking if a Korean wrote it. Way to jump the gun and freak out though. Makes me really want to have a beer with you.
ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-22 22:45:11
December 22 2009 22:40 GMT
#67
On December 23 2009 07:38 StorkHwaiting wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 23 2009 07:26 Jyropy wrote:
On December 23 2009 05:10 StorkHwaiting wrote:
On December 23 2009 03:30 Jyropy wrote:
On December 23 2009 03:20 StorkHwaiting wrote:
lol so many misused words in this. Is this a translation or English was the original language?


which words were misused holmes


"scurrying away at his keyboard"
"prolific embrace"
"supple forehead"
"motioned his arms"
"forever be imbued"
"held in high accounts"
"may have well been heard"
"spank the arse of the victim to his charm"
"In one full motion"

I won't even get into how badly the writer mangled the commas, verb tenses, possessives, and general syntax.

-Holmes.


Thanks holmes. You're critiquing a piece of satire consisting of erotic sex between a Korean progamer and an esports commentator. Perhaps now you get it.


Perhaps you still don't get my original point. I was never critiquing the writing. I was asking if a Korean wrote it. Way to jump the gun and freak out though. Makes me really want to have a beer with you.


I don't see much wrong with most of those phrases, although there are some grammatical errors. It's a fanfic though, not a master thesis. And it's kinda offensive to assume that grammatical mistakes mean that the piece was written by a Korean.
Sullifam
NeverGG *
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom5399 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-22 22:46:05
December 22 2009 22:43 GMT
#68
On December 23 2009 06:34 Shizuru~ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 23 2009 06:18 LunarDestiny wrote:
Wild guess of the author... Konadora?


i'd put my money on NeverGG, she wrote one of these homo-erotic stuff b4 i think... maybe this was the one can't really remember since i'm too weak to read past the first paragraphs...


Wrong - I had one written for me for my birthday. I've never written one myself. Also I know Nick in person so that would make it auto-gross. I also wouldn't have used -kun because I understand Korean suffixes. Oh and finally, I'm an English teacher so I wouldn't have made so many mistakes.

Plus I'm currently on hiatus due to extensive ill-health. If you didn't notice I've barely been posting and haven't been to an event for almost 2 months.

P.S. Bisu? No thank you. If I *was* going to write about someone like this I'd pick a better pairing. Remember I know these boys in person by now so it'd be pretty weird for me to write about their penises/boinking habits.
우리 행운의 모양은 여러개지만 행복의 모양은 하나
cosiant
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada616 Posts
December 22 2009 22:44 GMT
#69
I remember seeing this something like a year ago, so it is alteast a year old, maybe older, maybe you know someone who might have wrote it at that time?
Member of the "Fuck yeah, Canata!" committee!
Sawajiri
Profile Joined June 2007
Austria417 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-22 22:51:24
December 22 2009 22:50 GMT
#70
On December 23 2009 07:38 StorkHwaiting wrote:
Perhaps you still don't get my original point. I was never critiquing the writing. I was asking if a Korean wrote it. Way to jump the gun and freak out though. Makes me really want to have a beer with you.


I think the awkward wording was done for entertainment purposes, and the puns are so well-done, it seems to me like an English speaker wrote it. Obviously a troll fic, but what an entertaining one!


...either that, or I have too much faith in humanity. orz
MamiyaOtaru
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States1687 Posts
December 22 2009 22:57 GMT
#71
On December 23 2009 07:40 ghostWriter wrote:
And it's kinda offensive to assume that grammatical mistakes mean that the piece was written by a Korean.

No it's not? English is main language of a few countries and Korea is not one of them
spydernoob
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada1066 Posts
December 22 2009 23:05 GMT
#72
On December 23 2009 07:43 NeverGG wrote:

P.S. Bisu? No thank you. If I *was* going to write about someone like this I'd pick a better pairing. Remember I know these boys in person by now so it'd be pretty weird for me to write about their penises/boinking habits.



what about forgg?
wraiths go pew pew
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-22 23:22:38
December 22 2009 23:17 GMT
#73
Going homo for the Pretender.
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
NeverGG *
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom5399 Posts
December 22 2009 23:22 GMT
#74
On December 23 2009 08:05 spydernoob wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 23 2009 07:43 NeverGG wrote:

P.S. Bisu? No thank you. If I *was* going to write about someone like this I'd pick a better pairing. Remember I know these boys in person by now so it'd be pretty weird for me to write about their penises/boinking habits.



what about forgg?


NOM NOM NOM. Why doesn't someone write a story about him for me? Kwanro >.< .........
우리 행운의 모양은 여러개지만 행복의 모양은 하나
andiCR
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2273 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-22 23:34:30
December 22 2009 23:32 GMT
#75
On December 23 2009 08:22 NeverGG wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 23 2009 08:05 spydernoob wrote:
On December 23 2009 07:43 NeverGG wrote:

P.S. Bisu? No thank you. If I *was* going to write about someone like this I'd pick a better pairing. Remember I know these boys in person by now so it'd be pretty weird for me to write about their penises/boinking habits.



what about forgg?


NOM NOM NOM. Why doesn't someone write a story about him for me? Kwanro >.< .........

i'll write one about go.go and thezerg, two of the most handsome progamers around
Nightmare1795 wrote: I played a guy in bronze who said he was Japanese. That was the only game I ever dropped a nuke, which was purely coincidental.
GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51411 Posts
December 22 2009 23:34 GMT
#76
On December 23 2009 07:43 NeverGG wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 23 2009 06:34 Shizuru~ wrote:
On December 23 2009 06:18 LunarDestiny wrote:
Wild guess of the author... Konadora?


i'd put my money on NeverGG, she wrote one of these homo-erotic stuff b4 i think... maybe this was the one can't really remember since i'm too weak to read past the first paragraphs...


Wrong - I had one written for me for my birthday. I've never written one myself. Also I know Nick in person so that would make it auto-gross. I also wouldn't have used -kun because I understand Korean suffixes. Oh and finally, I'm an English teacher so I wouldn't have made so many mistakes.

Plus I'm currently on hiatus due to extensive ill-health. If you didn't notice I've barely been posting and haven't been to an event for almost 2 months.

P.S. Bisu? No thank you. If I *was* going to write about someone like this I'd pick a better pairing. Remember I know these boys in person by now so it'd be pretty weird for me to write about their penises/boinking habits.


Nickhun?

Ooooooh.

It was probably DoctorHelvetica.
Commentator
Ikonn
Profile Joined October 2009
Netherlands1958 Posts
December 22 2009 23:36 GMT
#77
On December 23 2009 08:22 NeverGG wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 23 2009 08:05 spydernoob wrote:
On December 23 2009 07:43 NeverGG wrote:

P.S. Bisu? No thank you. If I *was* going to write about someone like this I'd pick a better pairing. Remember I know these boys in person by now so it'd be pretty weird for me to write about their penises/boinking habits.



what about forgg?


NOM NOM NOM. Why doesn't someone write a story about him for me? Kwanro >.< .........


How about ForGG x Kwanro? Two fantasies in one
Comeh
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18918 Posts
December 23 2009 00:07 GMT
#78
On December 23 2009 08:32 never_toss wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 23 2009 08:22 NeverGG wrote:
On December 23 2009 08:05 spydernoob wrote:
On December 23 2009 07:43 NeverGG wrote:

P.S. Bisu? No thank you. If I *was* going to write about someone like this I'd pick a better pairing. Remember I know these boys in person by now so it'd be pretty weird for me to write about their penises/boinking habits.



what about forgg?


NOM NOM NOM. Why doesn't someone write a story about him for me? Kwanro >.< .........

i'll write one about go.go and Hiya, two of the most handsome progamers around

Oh come on, the glasses clanking against each other would be so hot.
ヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノDELETE ICEFROGヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(
p4ge
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada160 Posts
December 23 2009 00:15 GMT
#79
On December 23 2009 07:43 NeverGG wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 23 2009 06:34 Shizuru~ wrote:
On December 23 2009 06:18 LunarDestiny wrote:
Wild guess of the author... Konadora?


i'd put my money on NeverGG, she wrote one of these homo-erotic stuff b4 i think... maybe this was the one can't really remember since i'm too weak to read past the first paragraphs...


I know these boys in person by now so it'd be pretty weird for me to write about their penises/boinking habits.


boinking is a term used in the furry community; are you a furry?
Alethios
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
New Zealand2765 Posts
December 23 2009 00:20 GMT
#80
Tee hee hee.

Fun read.

Followed up by an equally fun read of all the comments. Especially NeverGG's subtle request for forGG, kwanro slash. You are so very very cute.
When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive - to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11549 Posts
December 23 2009 00:28 GMT
#81
On December 23 2009 09:15 D4EMON wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 23 2009 07:43 NeverGG wrote:
On December 23 2009 06:34 Shizuru~ wrote:
On December 23 2009 06:18 LunarDestiny wrote:
Wild guess of the author... Konadora?


i'd put my money on NeverGG, she wrote one of these homo-erotic stuff b4 i think... maybe this was the one can't really remember since i'm too weak to read past the first paragraphs...


I know these boys in person by now so it'd be pretty weird for me to write about their penises/boinking habits.


boinking is a term used in the furry community; are you a furry?


are you a furry?
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-23 00:30:02
December 23 2009 00:28 GMT
#82
On December 23 2009 07:57 MamiyaOtaru wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 23 2009 07:40 ghostWriter wrote:
And it's kinda offensive to assume that grammatical mistakes mean that the piece was written by a Korean.

No it's not? English is main language of a few countries and Korea is not one of them


Right because all Koreans live in Korea and only speak Korean. Also, only Koreans make grammatical mistakes.

On December 23 2009 09:28 FragKrag wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 23 2009 09:15 D4EMON wrote:
On December 23 2009 07:43 NeverGG wrote:
On December 23 2009 06:34 Shizuru~ wrote:
On December 23 2009 06:18 LunarDestiny wrote:
Wild guess of the author... Konadora?


i'd put my money on NeverGG, she wrote one of these homo-erotic stuff b4 i think... maybe this was the one can't really remember since i'm too weak to read past the first paragraphs...


I know these boys in person by now so it'd be pretty weird for me to write about their penises/boinking habits.


boinking is a term used in the furry community; are you a furry?


are you a furry?


GOTTEM
Sullifam
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
December 23 2009 00:33 GMT
#83
Boinking is not a furry term. perhaps you guys have it confused with scritching or yiffing

Anyway i wrote a sAviOr/FlaSh diaper fetish fanfic once it was pretty cute. This is alright.
RIP Aaliyah
oN_Silva
Profile Joined October 2009
197 Posts
December 23 2009 00:38 GMT
#84
ret bisu would have been more fun =S
DrainX
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Sweden3187 Posts
December 23 2009 00:38 GMT
#85
On December 23 2009 09:33 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
Boinking is not a furry term. perhaps you guys have it confused with scritching or yiffing

Anyway i wrote a sAviOr/FlaSh diaper fetish fanfic once it was pretty cute. This is alright.

Gief.
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
December 23 2009 00:39 GMT
#86
This thread is getting even more awkward.... Diaper Fetish? I didnt even know something like that was...........
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
El Resplandor
Profile Joined June 2009
United States187 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-23 00:56:05
December 23 2009 00:55 GMT
#87
I came while reading this...

tasteless kun oh lord

+ Show Spoiler +
>___<! rofl
Live to win 'till you die... 'till the light dies in your eyes
MamiyaOtaru
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States1687 Posts
December 23 2009 01:02 GMT
#88
On December 23 2009 09:28 ghostWriter wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 23 2009 07:57 MamiyaOtaru wrote:
On December 23 2009 07:40 ghostWriter wrote:
And it's kinda offensive to assume that grammatical mistakes mean that the piece was written by a Korean.

No it's not? English is main language of a few countries and Korea is not one of them


Right because all Koreans live in Korea and only speak Korean.

lol you're really hung up on this aren't you. I was referring to Koreans as people living in Korea. It's not an ethnic thing, it's a language thing. Yeah, some people who are ethnically Korean live in the States or elsewhere, but I wasn't referring to them. And yeah, some Koreans (living in Korea) have learned English. See below.
Also, only Koreans make grammatical mistakes.

Obviously there are plenty of native speakers who have terrible English grammar, but I don't think it's a stretch to assume non native speakers have on average worse English grammar.

Would you be flipping out about this if someone had written this fic in error filled Korean, and someone suggested it was a foreigner? Would you be spouting stuff like "yeah because no foreigners live in Korea and none of them speak Korean. Also, only foreigners make grammatical errors."? No, it's ridiculous. It's not offensive at all to see some fucked up Korean and think maybe a foreigner wrote it. It's not offensive at all to see some messed up English and wonder if a non native speaker wrote it. This being a site about Starcraft, and the fic being about Starcraft, the first group of non native speakers that comes to mind is naturally Koreans (people living in Korean, growing up speaking Korean). This is a ridiculous thing to get offended about.
Sigh
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2433 Posts
December 23 2009 01:03 GMT
#89
On December 23 2009 09:33 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
Boinking is not a furry term. perhaps you guys have it confused with scritching or yiffing

Anyway i wrote a sAviOr/FlaSh diaper fetish fanfic once it was pretty cute. This is alright.

diaper fetish? /// oh god. what has this world come to?!
NaDa/Flash/Thorzain Fan
lone_hydra
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada1460 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-23 01:23:19
December 23 2009 01:20 GMT
#90
On December 23 2009 10:03 Sigh wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 23 2009 09:33 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
Boinking is not a furry term. perhaps you guys have it confused with scritching or yiffing

Anyway i wrote a sAviOr/FlaSh diaper fetish fanfic once it was pretty cute. This is alright.

diaper fetish? /// oh god. what has this world come to?!


Welcome to the dark and embarrassing side internets. Consider this your welcome package and brochure.

Oh man, if BisuXTasteless is out there, I can only imagine:

BoxerXYellow
LomoXJaedong
FreeXZero
FBhXSavior? Rape?
Fav Gamers: 2)Stork 5)Bisu
Wr3k
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2533 Posts
December 23 2009 01:30 GMT
#91
Toasting to an epic thread
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
December 23 2009 01:31 GMT
#92
sexsexpussyhair

Where was this from? Something about Hwasin?
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
December 23 2009 01:34 GMT
#93
On December 23 2009 10:31 Disregard wrote:
sexsexpussyhair

Where was this from? Something about Hwasin?


Hwasin's Bnet Attack, someone gg'd with this
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-23 01:35:56
December 23 2009 01:35 GMT
#94
my favorite pairings are

go.go x lucifer
815 x nal_rA
stork x jaedong

calm x bogus might not be so bad or calm x hwasin
RIP Aaliyah
SiDX
Profile Joined July 2009
New Zealand1975 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-23 01:52:02
December 23 2009 01:40 GMT
#95
this is screwed lol
p4ge
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada160 Posts
December 23 2009 01:41 GMT
#96
On December 23 2009 09:28 FragKrag wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 23 2009 09:15 D4EMON wrote:
On December 23 2009 07:43 NeverGG wrote:
On December 23 2009 06:34 Shizuru~ wrote:
On December 23 2009 06:18 LunarDestiny wrote:
Wild guess of the author... Konadora?


i'd put my money on NeverGG, she wrote one of these homo-erotic stuff b4 i think... maybe this was the one can't really remember since i'm too weak to read past the first paragraphs...


I know these boys in person by now so it'd be pretty weird for me to write about their penises/boinking habits.


boinking is a term used in the furry community; are you a furry?


are you a furry?

nope, johnny drama first pointed it out on entourage
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
December 23 2009 01:50 GMT
#97
I'd say my dick is hard but I think it'd be kinda......tasteless!


hohohohoho.



I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
Badjas
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Netherlands2038 Posts
December 23 2009 01:54 GMT
#98
On December 23 2009 10:03 Sigh wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 23 2009 09:33 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
Boinking is not a furry term. perhaps you guys have it confused with scritching or yiffing

Anyway i wrote a sAviOr/FlaSh diaper fetish fanfic once it was pretty cute. This is alright.

diaper fetish? /// oh god. what has this world come to?!

What has been read, CANNOT BE UNREAD!
I <3 the internet, I <3 you
DrainX
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Sweden3187 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-23 01:57:04
December 23 2009 01:56 GMT
#99
[image loading]


Reach x Flash is obviously the best pairing.
MuR)Ernu
Profile Joined September 2008
Finland768 Posts
December 23 2009 01:58 GMT
#100
i think i'm going to write an erotic fanfic about tossgirl and how she has a pseudo-parental relationship with increasing lesbian sexual tension with the coach of the samsung team
SnK-Arcbound
Profile Joined March 2005
United States4423 Posts
December 23 2009 02:10 GMT
#101
Someone should do a Luxury/Yellow long lost family incest fan fic. I'll never read it, but someone should do it.
LarJarsE
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1378 Posts
December 23 2009 02:21 GMT
#102
I wrote the first couple sentances of each paragragh

It sounds as silly as anime/"graphic novels"


wowwwww this is fucked,
since 98'
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
December 23 2009 02:27 GMT
#103
WHAT
THE
FUCK
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
GGYouMake
Profile Joined July 2009
United States69 Posts
December 23 2009 02:28 GMT
#104
how is that erotic? that is a novel i dont read things that long sorry
Im about to drop the hammer, and dispense some indiscriminate justice! - Siege Tank
JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
December 23 2009 02:31 GMT
#105
On December 23 2009 11:10 SnK-Arcbound wrote:
Someone should do a Luxury/Yellow long lost family incest fan fic. I'll never read it, but someone should do it.


>.<
HEY MEYT
ZERG_RUSSIAN
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
10417 Posts
December 23 2009 02:49 GMT
#106
So... what were you searching for when you stumbled upon this anyway?
I'm on GOLD CHAIN
Suc
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Australia1569 Posts
December 23 2009 02:55 GMT
#107
On December 23 2009 11:10 SnK-Arcbound wrote:
Someone should do a Luxury/Yellow long lost family incest fan fic. I'll never read it, but someone should do it.

ummmmm WTF
WheelOfTime
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada331 Posts
December 23 2009 03:03 GMT
#108
I only read two lines.

My eyes, MY EYES.
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
December 23 2009 03:09 GMT
#109
On December 23 2009 10:56 DrainX wrote:
[image loading]


Reach x Flash is obviously the best pairing.


Pedo ----->
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
iloahz
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States964 Posts
December 23 2009 03:12 GMT
#110
On December 23 2009 10:58 MuR)Ernu wrote:
i think i'm going to write an erotic fanfic about tossgirl and how she has a pseudo-parental relationship with increasing lesbian sexual tension with the coach of the samsung team


go for it
O-ops
Profile Joined February 2009
United States4236 Posts
December 23 2009 03:14 GMT
#111
WHAT
THE
FUCK
WHY IS THIS THREAD NOT CLOSED YET
Fan of the Jangbanger
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
December 23 2009 03:18 GMT
#112
I can't unread that!
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
3 Lions
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States3705 Posts
December 23 2009 03:23 GMT
#113
MY EYES
B1nary
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada1267 Posts
December 23 2009 03:37 GMT
#114
LOL. I saw this in one of the game comments during GomTV Star Invitation. The one where Tasteless was casting for the first time. I assume it originated from there.
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
December 23 2009 03:38 GMT
#115
On December 23 2009 11:10 SnK-Arcbound wrote:
Someone should do a Luxury/Yellow long lost family incest fan fic. I'll never read it, but someone should do it.


that's a pretty good idea

i might write this
RIP Aaliyah
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-23 03:39:56
December 23 2009 03:39 GMT
#116
On December 23 2009 12:14 O-ops wrote:
WHAT
THE
FUCK
WHY IS THIS THREAD NOT CLOSED YET


because it's a beautiful story of pure love between two handsome men
it's a good thing
RIP Aaliyah
Alethios
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
New Zealand2765 Posts
December 23 2009 03:42 GMT
#117
On December 23 2009 12:39 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 23 2009 12:14 O-ops wrote:
WHAT
THE
FUCK
WHY IS THIS THREAD NOT CLOSED YET


because it's a beautiful story of pure love between two handsome men
it's a good thing

Lol lol lol.

It's the teamliquid equivalent of Jane Austin. Starcraft related and gay.
When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive - to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.
starfries
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada3508 Posts
December 23 2009 04:00 GMT
#118
oh man that was hilarious

5/5

+ Show Spoiler +
would read again
DJ – do you like ramen, Savior? Savior – not really. Bisu – I eat it often. Flash – I’m a maniac! | Foxer Fighting!
Loanshark
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
China3094 Posts
December 23 2009 04:01 GMT
#119
Not erotic to me
No dough, no go. And no mercy.
Slow Motion
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States6960 Posts
December 23 2009 04:10 GMT
#120
Some lines were really funny: "When their eyes met, their fates were forever intertwined in the great build order that is life", but then it got way too graphic and gross for me to continue.
ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-23 04:34:42
December 23 2009 04:32 GMT
#121
On December 23 2009 10:02 MamiyaOtaru wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 23 2009 09:28 ghostWriter wrote:
On December 23 2009 07:57 MamiyaOtaru wrote:
On December 23 2009 07:40 ghostWriter wrote:
And it's kinda offensive to assume that grammatical mistakes mean that the piece was written by a Korean.

No it's not? English is main language of a few countries and Korea is not one of them


Right because all Koreans live in Korea and only speak Korean.

lol you're really hung up on this aren't you. I was referring to Koreans as people living in Korea. It's not an ethnic thing, it's a language thing. Yeah, some people who are ethnically Korean live in the States or elsewhere, but I wasn't referring to them. And yeah, some Koreans (living in Korea) have learned English. See below.
Show nested quote +
Also, only Koreans make grammatical mistakes.

Obviously there are plenty of native speakers who have terrible English grammar, but I don't think it's a stretch to assume non native speakers have on average worse English grammar.

Would you be flipping out about this if someone had written this fic in error filled Korean, and someone suggested it was a foreigner? Would you be spouting stuff like "yeah because no foreigners live in Korea and none of them speak Korean. Also, only foreigners make grammatical errors."? No, it's ridiculous. It's not offensive at all to see some fucked up Korean and think maybe a foreigner wrote it. It's not offensive at all to see some messed up English and wonder if a non native speaker wrote it. This being a site about Starcraft, and the fic being about Starcraft, the first group of non native speakers that comes to mind is naturally Koreans (people living in Korean, growing up speaking Korean). This is a ridiculous thing to get offended about.


Oh right, because only Koreans have language barriers that prevent them from writing their gay progamer fanfics with proper grammar. How many non-native speakers do you know that use words like orifice, oral crevice or whence? Also, most foreigners in Korea probably don't speak Korean, so yeah, I guess I would spout that stuff. They teach English for a reason. Then again, I was being sarcastic in my original post, implying that there were Koreans living in not-Korea and that people who spoke other languages that were not English would probably be just as predisposed to making mistakes as Koreans.
In any case, the errors aren't even that bad.
Sullifam
Crunchums
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States11143 Posts
December 23 2009 05:47 GMT
#122
I was expecting a joke involving the word tasteless and the experience of giving a blowjob, but none came
brood war for life, brood war forever
flyinfart
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States95 Posts
December 23 2009 06:31 GMT
#123
Holy shit that was awesome.
JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
December 23 2009 06:41 GMT
#124
On December 23 2009 12:38 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 23 2009 11:10 SnK-Arcbound wrote:
Someone should do a Luxury/Yellow long lost family incest fan fic. I'll never read it, but someone should do it.


that's a pretty good idea

i might write this


don't do it :C
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Klapdout
Profile Joined August 2007
United States282 Posts
December 23 2009 06:44 GMT
#125
On December 23 2009 14:47 Crunchums wrote:
I was expecting a joke involving the word tasteless and the experience of giving a blowjob, but none came



You didnt read far enough!

Two came.
plowboy
Profile Joined April 2009
United States9 Posts
December 23 2009 06:49 GMT
#126
On December 23 2009 07:29 251 wrote:
Merry Christmas, every one!


It's a Christmas Miracle
m4gdelen4
Profile Joined October 2008
United States416 Posts
December 23 2009 06:51 GMT
#127
this is seriously fucked up shit
it does to blue what blue does to you
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22251 Posts
December 23 2009 06:52 GMT
#128
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