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dasanivan
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States532 Posts
December 22 2009 20:07 GMT
#41
I don't know about anyone else but this made me laugh for a very long time.
StorkHwaiting
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3465 Posts
December 22 2009 20:10 GMT
#42
On December 23 2009 03:30 Jyropy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 23 2009 03:20 StorkHwaiting wrote:
lol so many misused words in this. Is this a translation or English was the original language?


which words were misused holmes


"scurrying away at his keyboard"
"prolific embrace"
"supple forehead"
"motioned his arms"
"forever be imbued"
"held in high accounts"
"may have well been heard"
"spank the arse of the victim to his charm"
"In one full motion"

I won't even get into how badly the writer mangled the commas, verb tenses, possessives, and general syntax.

-Holmes.
igotmyown
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4291 Posts
December 22 2009 20:12 GMT
#43
On December 23 2009 02:47 Garnet wrote:
[image loading]

Woo hoo.


I heart R1CH? And I'm offended by how yet another nerdling with yellow fever freely interchanges korean and japanese.
GW.Methos
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States249 Posts
December 22 2009 20:17 GMT
#44
haha
i.pwn.n00bs
ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
December 22 2009 20:22 GMT
#45
I'm pretty sure you wrote that OP.
Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
Chen
Profile Joined June 2009
United States6344 Posts
December 22 2009 20:22 GMT
#46
On December 23 2009 05:12 igotmyown wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 23 2009 02:47 Garnet wrote:
[image loading]

Woo hoo.


I heart R1CH? And I'm offended by how yet another nerdling with yellow fever freely interchanges korean and japanese.

how the hell do you read R1ch out of that? O.o I'm trying to find all i can see is Bisu. unless your vision is really bad and you chop off alot of 3 letters, you still get RIcH
Altair
Profile Joined August 2009
243 Posts
December 22 2009 20:28 GMT
#47
...Tasteless made the first rush of fate and pushed his lips upon the supple forehead of Bisu....

This is the part where i decided to stop reading... but i was curious how far this would go and i continued...until i got to the fellatio part...shit man...eww! :r
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21242 Posts
December 22 2009 20:39 GMT
#48
On December 23 2009 05:10 StorkHwaiting wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 23 2009 03:30 Jyropy wrote:
On December 23 2009 03:20 StorkHwaiting wrote:
lol so many misused words in this. Is this a translation or English was the original language?


which words were misused holmes


"scurrying away at his keyboard"
"prolific embrace"
"supple forehead"
"motioned his arms"
"forever be imbued"
"held in high accounts"
"may have well been heard"
"spank the arse of the victim to his charm"
"In one full motion"

I won't even get into how badly the writer mangled the commas, verb tenses, possessives, and general syntax.

-Holmes.


I think you missed the parody value of the OP.

Great read, would read again...maybe o.O
TranslatorBaa!
SirGlinG
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Sweden933 Posts
December 22 2009 20:40 GMT
#49
I will blow up a hospital on this friday unless the Batman.uhm sorry. writer comes out of his disguise.
Not my chair. Not my problem. That's what I say
Ikonn
Profile Joined October 2009
Netherlands1958 Posts
December 22 2009 21:02 GMT
#50
Oh god this is hilarious
Loser777
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
1931 Posts
December 22 2009 21:09 GMT
#51
Bisu-kun??!?!?
6581
lIlIlIlIlIlI
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Korea (South)3851 Posts
December 22 2009 21:17 GMT
#52
--- Nuked ---
LunarDestiny
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States4177 Posts
December 22 2009 21:18 GMT
#53
Wild guess of the author... Konadora?
ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
December 22 2009 21:19 GMT
#54
On December 23 2009 05:40 SirGlinG wrote:
I will blow up a hospital on this friday unless the Batman.uhm sorry. writer comes out of his disguise.


Her disguise?
Sullifam
hyst.eric.al
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2332 Posts
December 22 2009 21:28 GMT
#55
see first thing that comes to mind is tossgirl

then i read bisu and i am thoroughly disgusted.
Leta , BeSt, Calm fan forever! 김정우, I am sorry I ever lost faith in you.
Artifex
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Belgium189 Posts
December 22 2009 21:33 GMT
#56
If only it was Tossgirl and Tasteless... now I'd like to hit myself over the head so I forget I read that.
Fear. Fear that the zerg are expanding all over the map and there's nothing you can do. The Swarm. Your doom. Now is the time to panic. The terran and protoss are trying to survive. The Zerg are trying to obliterate them. - Stane
Shizuru~
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Malaysia1676 Posts
December 22 2009 21:34 GMT
#57
On December 23 2009 06:18 LunarDestiny wrote:
Wild guess of the author... Konadora?


i'd put my money on NeverGG, she wrote one of these homo-erotic stuff b4 i think... maybe this was the one can't really remember since i'm too weak to read past the first paragraphs...
Spartan
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2030 Posts
December 22 2009 21:34 GMT
#58
I'm oddly aroused.. and I like it.
# http://nkspartan.com (web engineer)
# TL member since July 2005; CEO of Vile Gaming; President of Team Vile
TonyL2
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
England1953 Posts
December 22 2009 22:02 GMT
#59
Oh god, that was not nice, but it made me find the NeverGG birthday thread

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=102411&currentpage=All

That one's even more messed up, until Hotbid's "The Brown Eye of The White Tiger" saves it
Bearigator
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States233 Posts
December 22 2009 22:18 GMT
#60
I demand a sequel from whoever wrote this.
Please?
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