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Osaka27154 Posts
Young ones...
Beware. Searching within the gloom of TL's dark history can lead one to peril. Among the onyx, one can find the obsidian, and the ichor. I recently braved the madness and emerged rewarded, with a gem of a thread:
>>Clash of the Titans I<<
In it was a story of a fair knight, defending his honour against the onslaught of a ruthless barbarian. Using his god given talents of speed, cunning, and dashing good looks, the young knight beat back the darkness from whence it came.
Now the threat arises again.
Clash of the Titans: Mustaine's Revenge
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Back from his snowy realm the barbarian reemerges from years of training. He is faster, strong, and smellier. Our brave knight once again rises to face the challenge, but this is not the knight of old. He is older, slower, and more deliberate. Age has weathered his face and crippled his hands.
Inside though, the rage burns hot, and threatens to emerge in a raging torrent at the slightest provocation.
The Terms
The match is a 9 game marathon, spanning each of the starcraft matchups. The first battle will be terran vs terran. From that point on, the loser of the battle will select the next map and matchup.
After nine games are played a victor will stand tall over his vanquished foe.
The reward for victory? Besides the obvious wealth, glory and endless stream of virgin maids that routine accompanies such battles, the loser will be forced to buy and send a bottle of Ballantines twelve year old scotch to the winner. In addition, the loser will recognize the victor as their superior in Brood War and all aspects of life, until such time as battle is drawn again.
Live Reports
Game 1: The evil barbarian selected a BULLSHIT map, and narrowly squeaked out a win TvT on longinus.
1-0 for conan's red headed step-child
Game 2: Infused with the powers of Jaedong, our hero counter punches with a resounding win ZvT on Tau Cross.
1-1, its so tense, i cant watch!
Game 3: With both fighter bloodied from the initial tilts, the scene shifted to Katrina for a zerg vs protoss matchup. Our hero, cloaked with the power of the swarm, watched as his opponent built up a fierce army powered by a FE build. With deliberate and ruthless aggression, our hero pinned the protoss to his base, allowing him to tech to his favorite dinner, cow. Despite the scourge of invisible ninjas, zerg prevailed.
2-1 for the light!
Game 4: Back to the bloody battlefield of Tau Cross we go. This time roles were reversed, as our hero was forced to play terran against the fearsome swarm. With amazing (questionable) unit control, the terran took vengeance for their fallen comrades and the score further tilted in favour of justice.
3-1 for goku.
Game 5: PvZ on Blue Storm. The heros of Aiur, bannermen to our cause, answered our summons with a resounding victory on the blue alien terrain of Blue Storm.
4-1 for jesus.
Game 5: With the fate of the rebel cause hanging by a thread, the final match was PvT on Longinus. The terran army smashed hard at the protoss encampment, but...
+ Show Spoiler +NINJA'S! THOUSANDS OF THEM (ok three) snuck into the terran main and vivisected the hapless scv. With the brave zealots throwing themselves into tank fire to delay the push, the espionage tactics won the day.
5-1 for Jamie Lannister.
Replays
Rep pack is here: hiya
I would just like to finish by saying I never have more fun with BW, than when I am playing with Steve.
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ggoogogogogo Steve, i dont think its fair to have mani 2-0 steve : P
is ballatine 12 yr whisky worth alot? how much?
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United States20661 Posts
Goodluck to both 
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Goooooooooooooo Mani! Crush the barbarian!
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Are you playing against...John Romero?
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I just came..
this match is EPIC!
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51497 Posts
Where shall this be?
This is more epic than liquibition.
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HonestTea
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hahaha, that pic of goku vs superman hits this scenario to perfection
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Osaka27154 Posts
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sick!!!!!!!! go mani own this wannabe red man
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joohyunee
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United States7166 Posts
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Crush him! Crush him like a bug!
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HonestTea
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On November 25 2007 12:49 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
hahaha, that pic of goku vs superman hits this scenario to perfection
no way, goku and superman are both heroes :O
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Osaka27154 Posts
The barbarian needs a smoke break, and i need to change diapers. Sometimes being the hero sucks.
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HonestTea
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joohyunee
Korea (South)1087 Posts
I WANT REPORTS WHERE ARE THE GOSH DARNED LIVE REPORTS I DON'T WANT THEM RANDOM SUMMARIES
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HonestTea
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Valhalla18444 Posts
FakeSteve loses again!
WILL HIS NATION FALL TO THE CRUEL EMPEROR?!
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come on FakeSteve we can't have an epic 3rd and final confrontation if you don't pull this off!
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is he going to reset your post account again if you loose?
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51497 Posts
Technically Steve can just ban Mani if he wanted to.
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HonestTea
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On November 25 2007 14:13 GTR-2-Go wrote:
Technically Steve can just ban Mani if he wanted to.
lol what an amazing reversal
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Mani has friends in high places though.
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On November 25 2007 14:16 Aphelion wrote:Show nested quote +On November 25 2007 14:13 GTR-2-Go wrote:
Technically Steve can just ban Mani if he wanted to. lol what an amazing reversal
wtf, no one touches mani -_-;;
His Sickle-and-Hammer icon marks his invincibility.
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Osaka27154 Posts
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Braavos36379 Posts
"The things I do for Teamliquid.net"
--Manifesto7, as he pushes FakeSteve out a castle window
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51497 Posts
Next clash, battle for the icons.
Loser loses their icon.
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Valhalla18444 Posts
Manifesto stood on a hill overlooking the battlefield, his weapon and his armor drenched in blood. He could smell the spilled oil and mechanical carcasses all around him, and he smiled briefly at the fact that the blood on his armor wasn't his own. At his feet laid a crumpled body, quivering in pain and fear. The victim clutched his torn stomach as if to hold his organs in, and wept waiting for the killing blow. Manifesto surveyed his surviving troops in satisfaction, and made a mental note to promote the several Dark Templar that had felled countless SCVs. His Zealots and Dragoons gathered in formation in front of him, awaiting further orders. He nodded to his officers, showing a rare glimpse of gratitude from an otherwise cold and brutal commander. He prodded at the man by his feet with a boot, and then addressed his troops.
"The battle is won. The enemy's supply lines are cut, and their facilities in ruin," he bellowed over the valley. His booming voice carried well, and he felt comfort in the disciplined silence of his legions. "You have earned a great victory today. The Terran forces will not regroup quickly, and they will think twice of engaging us again. Adun smiles on you today! For Aiur!" The crowd began to whoop and cheer at his words, relishing their success. Raising a hand to silence them, Manifesto gave orders to return to camp and begin repairs. His praetors barked out formations and the sea of Protoss thundered out of the valley, towards the Nexus.
The body at Manifesto's feet gurgled, sobering him from the elation of battle. He crouched by the man, idly poking at the dirt with his sword. Once his troops were out of sight, he grinned and gave the man a shove. The man rolled over and looked at him, then made an obscene gesture and stood up, brushing the dirt from his clothes. Seemingly unphased by his wounds, the man adjusted his jacket and grudgingly shook Manifesto's hand. He spoke in a low voice, dripping with contempt.
"Gee gee." The man sighed and cast a gaze over the valley, where remnants of Siege Tanks burned furiously. Manifesto smiled.
"Good game, Steve," he said. "Want a TvZ re on Tau?" Steve stretched his limbs, and frowned at the guitar emblem that barely remained attached to his uniform. At length, he spoke again.
"Sure. No three-hatch this time you fucking nerd." He produced a cigarette from his jacket and lit it, puffing indignantly.
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Braavos36379 Posts
Man those games were one-sided, maybe next time Mani should let Steve know a few weeks ahead of time, so that Steve can practice a lot and perhaps put up a better fight. To be fair though, Steve did get one win this time so I guess that's an improvement, maybe by Grudge Match #10 Steve can win. As it is now though, pretty boring, Steve stop getting raped so hard.
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200+ apm getting raped by a smart 100 apm. I love it.
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JAMIE LANNISTER???????????????????????????
SELF-TEMP-BAN FOR 2 DAYS.
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Braavos36379 Posts
On November 25 2007 16:58 MYM.Testie wrote:
JAMIE LANNISTER???????????????????????????
*JAIME
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Without reading who was playing, it looked like Idra with a beard vs. Trevor.
Next F2F will have to be something big, in terms of the prize.
Something funny.
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Osaka27154 Posts
Last time was pretty big, and pretty funny. This time we just went for the practical.
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I guess FakeSteve will start a new paint thread in his mindless agony.
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holy shit, the PvT on longinus was an awesome game
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On November 25 2007 17:33 Hot_Bid wrote:Show nested quote +On November 25 2007 16:58 MYM.Testie wrote:
JAMIE LANNISTER??????????????????????????? *JAIME
nice work captain obvious
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Braavos36379 Posts
Nazgul is a board game geek!!! 
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Changing diapers makes you strong man, get a baby Steve
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bhaahah excellent write up
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