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YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
May 31 2007 07:56 GMT
#1
You can practice warcraft for two months and learn all the skills
You can practice starcraft for two years and still haven’t mastered the basics
You can practice red alert for two decays and be as good as when you begin playing

When you can beat two computers in warcraft, you can start winning in multi-player
When you can beat seven computers in starcraft, you still can't win against humans
When you beat a computer for the eight millionth times you realize you never played humans

Play warcraft for two hours and you can loose to the same strategy 8 times in a row, suffering a crushing defeat
Play starcraft for two hours and you can loose to 16 different strategies 8 times in a rows, suffering a crushing defeat
Play red alert for two years and you loose to the exact same thing forever, suffering a crushing defeat

Play warcraft you only have to practice one race to learn all the match ups of that race
Play starcraft and you will realize, 3 years later, a Zerg exterminator used to be good with the zerg
Play red alert and you only need to practice on nation to learn every single nations.

Learn a few strategies from warcraft and you can start winning
Master fifty strategies from starcraft and you still can't start winning
Learn a few strategies from red alert and they’re all useless. Just stick to the one everyone uses--forever

A noob's day in warcraft: You cornered your enemy but they still managed to get out in one piece
A noob's day in starcraft: You realize apart from gorilla warfare there is also ground pushes, ambushes, harass, seiging, nuking, faking, etc.
A noob’s day in red alert: You realize strategies are pointless—mass mass mass!

In warcraft no matter how far you're from your base you can still return and save it in ten seconds(teleport)
In starcraft your army can be in the east side of your base and yet your west portion still gets wiped out.
In red alert, pay attention to your ore miners

In warcraft you scout once every 5 minutes and know what your opponent's army consists of.
In starcraft you scout 5 times every minute and still get false intelligence.
In red alert you scout for the first 5 minutes and there’ll be no need to do so anymore

In warcraft you can still guess what your opponent's army is made out of even if you don't scout for 5 minutes.
In starcraft your opponent's army will be made out stuff that completely counter yours if you don't scout for 3 minutes.
In red alert you don’t scout.

In warcraft you can relax if you win a big battle
In starcraft you won a big battle and got caught by a drop, loosing your base completely
In red alert you won a big battle and you feel good—it’s just normal routine.

In warcraft big battles are often one sided in body count.
In starcraft big battles are often two sided in body count.
In red alert dead people disappear.

In warcraft your army gets wiped out and you’re basically dead meat
In starcraft your army gets wiped out 10 times and the victor is still uncertain.
In red alert your army gets wiped out and it’s just everyday life—come back in 10 seconds

In warcraft you can watch half the replay and tell who's going to win
In starcraft you realize your prediction on the victor is wrong towards the last minute
In red alert you don’t know what a replay is, nor do you know about live games

In warcraft if your main base gets wiped out you're dead meat
In starcraft your main base, your expo gets wiped out and yet you and your opponent have already traded base, or you have your Command Centers floating everywhere.
In red alert you base can be blown up, as well as captured, stolen, sabotaged, and even packed up to leave the spot

In warcraft the game is set when all the resources are drained
In starcraft you drain every last drop of resource and still get a draw

In warcraft you can hold back, turtle and wait for your chance to come.
In starcraft if you hold back, turtle and then find out that every expansion are taken by your opponent with their workers working in it.
In red alert you only fight for resource, that’s the way it is

In warcraft you build a shit load of defense at your front door and your opponent tell you off for being cheap
In starcraft you build a shit load of defense at your front door and your opponent either drop you or nuke you
In red alert you build a shit load of defense at your front door, the back door and the interior of your base, and then you tell off your opponent for copying your base pattern.

In warcraft you can use bully lower level units with higher level ones
In starcraft you can use marines to counter carriers...

In warcraft you'll have to run when you see air units of opponent if you have no anti-air
In starcraft you attack with a muta rush and your base get wiped out by 3 groups of zerglings.

In warcraft you sometimes doubt that quantity makes up for quality
In starcraft you never doubt that quantity makes up for quality

In warcraft your heart break every time you loose a unit
In starcraft you'll know what’s a horde is like
In red alert a unit is made to die

In warcraft you don't separate your troops
In starcraft small scale battles are all over the map
In red alert the battle fields are all mutually agreed—where ore miners meet!

In warcraft you fight changes
In starcraft you change to fight
In red alerts there’s no such thing as ‘change’

In warcraft you're proud of your hero that's one level higher than your opponent's
In starcraft you're proud of your zealot that blew up 10 siege tanks by sacrificing itself to the spider mine field and tank fire.
In red alert you’re proud of your air unit that secured the resource node

In warcraft when your APM is over 150 you'll get bored that you start setting rally points
In starcraft when your APM is over 150 you'll be able to execute the most basic commands
In red alert when your APM is over 150 you’re out of your mind. APM does not exist in red alert

In warcraft you're excited when you micro 12 individual units
In starcraft carpet bombardment with 12 dropships on 12 different screens is still basic(maybe not...)
In red alert placing a building is micro

In warcraft even meteors can recognize friends and foes
In starcraft a careless psi storm will be more catastrophic to you than your opponent
In red alert your units kill each other

In warcraft you always say ‘that’s logical'
In starcraft you always say ‘that's possible’
In red alert you always say ‘that’s impossible’

In warcraft you'll learn what's efficiency
In starcraft you'll learn what's quantity
In red alert you’ll learn what’s ranking

In warcraft you'll learn the importance of level ups
In starcraft you'll learn the importance of economy
In red alert you’ll learn the importance of a huge army

In warcraft you learn how to battle
In starcraft you learn how to wage war
In red alert you learn how to follow the instruction booklet

In warcraft all maps are land based up till now
In starcraft there're island maps ever since WCG2001
In red alert you realize the map never changes

In warcraft you'll find out that there're a couple completely useless units in the game
In starcraft you'll find out that every unit pose an importance in certain strategies
In red alert you’ll find out that every unit are completely useless apart from the few exceptions

Warcraft is a test of your micro skill
Starcraft is a test of your brain and hand
Red alert is a test of your patience

Strategies in warcraft changes according to the latest patch
Strategies in starcraft changes according to the pros
Strategies in red alert are ambushes

Warcraft plays you around
You play Starcraft
Westwood plays you and red alert around

In warcraft you say the word imbalance and everyone start debating on race, hero and units
In starcraft you say the word imbalance and everyone disagree in general
In red alert you say the word imbalance and you’re in the wrong discussion—every nation is the same.

Someone says Warcraft is crap and you will get pissed and start fighting
Someone says Starcraft is crap and you will cast a sideward glance and ignore them
Someone says red alert is crap and you will get pissed but still agree

Play warcraft long enough and you'll find out that it's a great game.
Play starcraft long enough and you'll realize that starcraft is more than just a game.
Play red alert long enough and you’ll think a good company is more important than a good game.

Play warcraft long enough and you’re thinking about what a fun game warcraft is.
Play starcraft long enough and your daily actions are enhanced by starcraft.
Play red alert long enough and your get more and more single minded.

Play warcraft long enough and you know more and more.
Play starcraft long enough and you’re asking more and more.
Play red alert long enough and you learn more and more rubbish.

Warcraft is the most brilliant game Blizzard ever created.
Starcraft is the art created by god via Blizzard for all gamers.
Red alert is the reason why Westwood sucked.
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fookyou
Profile Joined March 2007
Canada351 Posts
May 31 2007 07:59 GMT
#2
Red Alert 1 was a classic, don't diss
Spartan
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2030 Posts
May 31 2007 08:01 GMT
#3
From many of your WC > SC statements, it seems you're a fan of games that play the game for you. ie.. units micro-ing themselves for you, basically easy-mode games.
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Highways
Profile Joined July 2005
Australia6105 Posts
May 31 2007 08:04 GMT
#4
lol @ red alert
#1 Terran hater
Superiorwolf
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States5509 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-31 08:06:35
May 31 2007 08:05 GMT
#5
Man, a lot of your statements make it seem warcraft is better... when it's not!!! T_T

But you have a lot of starcraft favored ones, too.

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Spartan
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2030 Posts
May 31 2007 08:06 GMT
#6
A lot of his statements show why SC is better, and I'm sure at the same time hes trying to say WC is better.
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Blind
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
United States2529 Posts
May 31 2007 08:08 GMT
#7
On May 31 2007 17:01 Spartan wrote:
From many of your WC > SC statements, it seems you're a fan of games that play the game for you. ie.. units micro-ing themselves for you, basically easy-mode games.
I didn't read the whole post because it was way too long. But the parts that I did read, he seems to be saying SC is a better game than WC because of the fact that in SC, most of the actions are not automatic like in WC.
comabreaded
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
United States2166 Posts
May 31 2007 08:10 GMT
#8
ahaha thats great. i love the RA disses

"In red alert you build a shit load of defense at your front door, the back door and the interior of your base, and then you tell off your opponent for copying your base pattern."
I put the fu in fun
PaeZ
Profile Joined April 2005
Mexico1627 Posts
May 31 2007 08:14 GMT
#9
I loled at the last one, and i agree with mostly you say
berated-
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1134 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-31 08:19:22
May 31 2007 08:18 GMT
#10
Play warcraft long enough and you'll find out that it's a great game.
Play starcraft long enough and you'll realize that starcraft is more than just a game.
Play red alert long enough and you’ll think a good company is more important than a good game.


After playing this game for so long, I for one seem to have taken this for granted. It is so true how perfect this game really is. Thanks for this write up, it was a lot of fun to read.
jtan
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Sweden5891 Posts
May 31 2007 08:19 GMT
#11
Haha I laughed a lot at this; really clever


Warcraft is a test of your micro skill
Starcraft is a test of your brain and hand
Red alert is a test of your patience

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Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
May 31 2007 08:23 GMT
#12
In red alert dead people disappear.

rofl wtf?
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-31 08:26:07
May 31 2007 08:25 GMT
#13
Hahah wow that is LONG!
[image loading]


Good work sir!
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SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
May 31 2007 08:25 GMT
#14
On May 31 2007 17:08 Blind wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 31 2007 17:01 Spartan wrote:
From many of your WC > SC statements, it seems you're a fan of games that play the game for you. ie.. units micro-ing themselves for you, basically easy-mode games.
I didn't read the whole post because it was way too long. But the parts that I did read, he seems to be saying SC is a better game than WC because of the fact that in SC, most of the actions are not automatic like in WC.

It seemed to me that he kept going back and forth. But whatever D:
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CowGoMoo
Profile Joined December 2006
United States428 Posts
May 31 2007 08:26 GMT
#15
nearly all of those put SC>WC3.

funny thread =D
Lord.of.Nukes
Profile Joined December 2005
United Kingdom226 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-31 08:27:08
May 31 2007 08:26 GMT
#16
This one: + Show Spoiler +
In warcraft no matter how far you're from your base you can still return and save it in ten seconds(teleport)
In starcraft your army can be in the east side of your base and yet your west portion still gets wiped out.
In red alert, pay attention to your ore miners
and this one: + Show Spoiler +
In warcraft when your APM is over 150 you'll get bored that you start setting rally points
In starcraft when your APM is over 150 you'll be able to execute the most basic commands
In red alert when your APM is over 150 you’re out of your mind. APM does not exist in red alert
were my favorites.
~Legit~
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
United States408 Posts
May 31 2007 08:27 GMT
#17
Nice read

Warcraft plays you around
You play Starcraft
Westwood plays you and red alert around

rofl~
LegitMatthew
orionClan
Profile Joined March 2007
Canada188 Posts
May 31 2007 08:33 GMT
#18
[image loading]
Good'Ol Outdoors Ay?
Bodom_Night
Profile Joined April 2007
United States33 Posts
May 31 2007 08:42 GMT
#19
hehe really nice article yea sc's so much more fun theres always something to do in wc3 you get so bored....
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
May 31 2007 09:01 GMT
#20
haha thanks for the comments...
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
unknown.sam
Profile Joined May 2007
Philippines2701 Posts
May 31 2007 09:12 GMT
#21
can't say that i agree with all of those statements but i sure as hell can say that a whole bunch of them are SO true...
on another note, i haven't really been following WCG and i was just wondering if red alert ever made it as one of the games in WCG...??
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nitram
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada5412 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-31 09:22:21
May 31 2007 09:21 GMT
#22
lol nice
thumbs up

that was long
These sites might be of more use than a StarCraft site, where the majority of posters look on WCIII as the dense misformed fetus produced during Blizzards latest miscarrige.
LuMiX
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
China5757 Posts
May 31 2007 09:38 GMT
#23
good job!
Tyrio
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States3248 Posts
May 31 2007 09:46 GMT
#24
Haha, poor Red Alert.
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Sudyn
Profile Joined May 2007
United States744 Posts
May 31 2007 09:46 GMT
#25
I agree with like all of them.
Gaetele banned?
hasuprotoss
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States4612 Posts
May 31 2007 09:47 GMT
#26
A brilliant post. Two thumbs way up!
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YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
May 31 2007 10:32 GMT
#27
ah yes i forgot to mention that i did mean red alert(2)
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dropthesky
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Canada285 Posts
May 31 2007 10:41 GMT
#28
Very funny, and mostly accurate as well
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il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
May 31 2007 11:15 GMT
#29
nice, thanks!
Last Romantic
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States20661 Posts
May 31 2007 11:22 GMT
#30
I liked the majority ^^;
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LxRogue
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1415 Posts
May 31 2007 11:26 GMT
#31
Stolen from another site...unless you're the guy who originally wrote it.

Still fun to read
azndsh
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4447 Posts
May 31 2007 11:28 GMT
#32
pretty funny stuff
Kacas
Profile Joined July 2003
Brazil3143 Posts
May 31 2007 11:54 GMT
#33
very nice!
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nuclear_scarab
Profile Joined April 2007
United States43 Posts
May 31 2007 12:06 GMT
#34
Now you just have to add in age of empires, oh how I hate that game.
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Phyre
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States1288 Posts
May 31 2007 12:18 GMT
#35
Awesomeness.
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Wasabi
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States3085 Posts
May 31 2007 12:28 GMT
#36
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Bajadulce
Profile Joined October 2004
United States322 Posts
May 31 2007 12:36 GMT
#37
Red Alert was at least better than those Age of empire games. If Red alert had one good thing going for it vs Starcraft, I'd have to say Tanya>Kerrigan.
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Aphelion
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States2720 Posts
May 31 2007 12:36 GMT
#38
Art post. I'm saving it on HD.
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SpiritAshura
Profile Joined March 2007
United States1271 Posts
May 31 2007 12:57 GMT
#39
On May 31 2007 20:26 Lx_Rogue wrote:
Stolen from another site...unless you're the guy who originally wrote it.

Still fun to read

ya I'm pretty sure I've seen this before as well, or something extremely similar if it wasn't this.

But it's still funny, lol @ red alert bashing.
WiSaGaN
Profile Joined July 2006
203 Posts
May 31 2007 13:03 GMT
#40
Some of them are really hard to translate.
It is far amusing when you read it in Chinese. :D
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 31 2007 13:14 GMT
#41
I absolutely loved this post <3<3
Not_Computer
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada2277 Posts
May 31 2007 13:30 GMT
#42
though westwood was far behind blizzard in terms of game mechanics...

red alert 1 was classic though, I loved the storyline!
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XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
May 31 2007 13:48 GMT
#43
I disagreed with 1 or 2 things in there but the rest are very true.

I like all RTSes tho, WC3 is fine, its just not SC. I play like almost all the RTS since 2000 til now.
dementus
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Singapore1151 Posts
May 31 2007 14:45 GMT
#44
hahaha thanks for sharing! as crappy a multi player experience the cnc games are, few games come close to it in creating a single player experience. i loved the immersive cinematics, they really made me feel like i was a general, part of a game universe. (then again, i was about 8 or so, so i'd believe anything)
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ram
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
Lithuania602 Posts
May 31 2007 15:29 GMT
#45
"In red alert placing a building is micro"
OMG GOLD!!! =DDD

thats an art post. lots of true about sc - wc differences. Thank You, Sir!
yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
May 31 2007 15:41 GMT
#46
Someone says red alert is crap and you will get pissed but still agree
haha
brambolius
Profile Joined January 2006
Netherlands448 Posts
May 31 2007 15:42 GMT
#47
how does this post make wc3 seem better? ? ?

it doesnt
cxz4sho
Profile Joined May 2007
United States132 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-31 16:41:35
May 31 2007 16:01 GMT
#48
Heh, agreed. heros are too powerful in war3, why make units?

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UD dude: *coil* *nova* *impale*
NE dude: "gg"

To be fair, I think war3 has a lot of potential to be entertaining. There are still many aspects of the game that people haven't explored yet. It doesn't really matter anymore though. Blizzard pretty much sealed the deal on war3's fate as an e-sport when they announced SC2. Poor war3 - dark ritualed by its own Lich, so to speak.
Day[9]
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
United States7366 Posts
May 31 2007 16:45 GMT
#49
HAHAHAHAHAH
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SkelA
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Macedonia13069 Posts
May 31 2007 17:07 GMT
#50
this is really old but its funny and 99% true
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Arcanis_Li
Profile Joined December 2006
United States37 Posts
May 31 2007 17:33 GMT
#51
On May 31 2007 22:03 WiSaGaN wrote:
Some of them are really hard to translate.
It is far amusing when you read it in Chinese. :D


Where can I find the Chinese version?
Koldblooded
Profile Joined July 2006
United States661 Posts
May 31 2007 21:57 GMT
#52
funny, however in ra2 the soviets>>>>>>>allies so there is imbalance
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GrandInquisitor *
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
New York City13113 Posts
May 31 2007 22:34 GMT
#53

In starcraft you'll find out that every unit pose an importance in certain strategies


Yeah! The Scout plays a vital role in, uh.....when, uh, hmmm, I'll get back to you on that.
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Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States7081 Posts
May 31 2007 22:48 GMT
#54
On June 01 2007 07:34 GrandInquisitor wrote:
Show nested quote +

In starcraft you'll find out that every unit pose an importance in certain strategies


Yeah! The Scout plays a vital role in, uh.....when, uh, hmmm, I'll get back to you on that.


It PWNZ when you fast rush it against a zerg going straight to muts!!!
Element)LoGiC
Profile Joined July 2003
Canada1143 Posts
May 31 2007 22:52 GMT
#55
On June 01 2007 07:34 GrandInquisitor wrote:
Show nested quote +

In starcraft you'll find out that every unit pose an importance in certain strategies


Yeah! The Scout plays a vital role in, uh.....when, uh, hmmm, I'll get back to you on that.


Have you ever seen scouts against battle cruisers?
lololol
Profile Joined February 2006
5198 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-31 23:00:13
May 31 2007 22:58 GMT
#56
LOL, it's not his, this is OLD as hell
But it's still good, and I dunno how can anyone think it's dissing SC in any of the examples.

On June 01 2007 07:34 GrandInquisitor wrote:
Show nested quote +

In starcraft you'll find out that every unit pose an importance in certain strategies


Yeah! The Scout plays a vital role in, uh.....when, uh, hmmm, I'll get back to you on that.


In vannila, duh!
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HaFnium
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United Kingdom1075 Posts
May 31 2007 23:08 GMT
#57
http://ks.cn.yahoo.com/question/1307030404901.html

source of article
BW forever!
Garnet
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
Vietnam9033 Posts
May 31 2007 23:20 GMT
#58
-Buy WC3 and you uninstall it after 1 month
-Buy SC and you uninstall then reinstall it horde times
-Don't buy .
LemOn
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United Kingdom8629 Posts
May 31 2007 23:59 GMT
#59
Ah come on Garnet. RA WAS GOD DAMN FUNNY GAME. Yeah it was stereotypical and not suitable for mass mp gaming but it was fun indeed.

Nice post
Much is the father figure that I miss in my life. Go Daddy! DoC.LemOn, LemOn[5thF]
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
June 01 2007 01:04 GMT
#60
On May 31 2007 17:25 evanthebouncy~ wrote:
Hahah wow that is LONG!
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Good work sir!


ROFL EXCELLENT TIMING
^-^
Dendra
Profile Joined July 2006
Croatia801 Posts
June 01 2007 03:29 GMT
#61
hmm this is like years old? still awesome, good read, old but gold
Believing isnt seeing.Seeing is believing,but may not be reality.
DetriusXii
Profile Joined June 2007
Canada156 Posts
June 02 2007 16:01 GMT
#62
Just got linked to this post from GameReplays.org. I think you forgot one.

In WarCraft, the community arguing how great the game is are playing Dota.
In Starcraft, the community arguing how great the game is are analyzing replays and discussing live television matches of the best StarCraft players.
In Red Alert, the community arguing how great the game is have all disappeared and are attempting to ruin the next RTS with their inexperienced opinions.
Eatme
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
Switzerland3919 Posts
June 02 2007 17:37 GMT
#63
Aaah a long nice read. Nodded alot of times to how true it was. I guess a bunch of them can be argued but still. And since I've played all of the games I got a tuch of nostalgia too. Was a loong time since I last tuched a game in the C&C series. Lots of fun and memories with all of them. Most fun and friends from starcraft.
I have the best fucking lawyers in the country including the man they call the Malmis.
HolyToss1911
Profile Joined May 2007
354 Posts
June 03 2007 00:25 GMT
#64
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Starcraft is the art created by god via Blizzard for all gamers. Amen
Zoan
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States53 Posts
June 03 2007 00:34 GMT
#65
I remember reading that on GosuGamers.net. Then, it became a news item. Totally stolened yo.
Moo.
Dendra
Profile Joined July 2006
Croatia801 Posts
June 03 2007 01:14 GMT
#66
and it isn't from ggnet originally, they just picked it up like this guy did -.-
Believing isnt seeing.Seeing is believing,but may not be reality.
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6774 Posts
June 03 2007 02:31 GMT
#67
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Graphics
Remmargorp
Profile Joined February 2007
United States28 Posts
June 03 2007 12:23 GMT
#68
Hilarious, yet so true at the same time = this thread.
Hans-Titan
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
Denmark1711 Posts
February 10 2009 23:58 GMT
#69
This deserves a bump, made me chuckle at 1 AM
Trying is the first step towards failure, and hope is the first step towards disappointment!
imperfect
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Canada1652 Posts
February 11 2009 00:09 GMT
#70
On February 11 2009 08:58 Hans-Titan wrote:
This deserves a bump, made me chuckle at 1 AM


yeah it made me laugh a couple of times too =D
blind bisu free and anytime fanboy.
b3h47pte
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States1317 Posts
February 11 2009 00:28 GMT
#71
Haha wow. great read
Was quite funny.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-11 01:05:21
February 11 2009 01:03 GMT
#72
Using 'loose' wrong pisses me off. Anyone who does this loses all credibility.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
xJacky
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
China375 Posts
February 11 2009 01:28 GMT
#73
this thread is full of win
Love was supposed to be something women chased, not men. - Neil Strauss
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
February 11 2009 01:37 GMT
#74
I dont get whats wrong with REd Alert..
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
TheTyranid
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Russian Federation4333 Posts
February 11 2009 01:44 GMT
#75
On February 11 2009 10:37 arb wrote:
I dont get whats wrong with REd Alert..

For starters, it has ridiculously imbalanced units.

A prism tank can destroy a building in 3-4 shots from a screen away, what the fuck.
xhuwin
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States476 Posts
February 11 2009 04:50 GMT
#76
On February 11 2009 10:44 TheTyranid wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 11 2009 10:37 arb wrote:
I dont get whats wrong with REd Alert..

For starters, it has ridiculously imbalanced units.

A prism tank can destroy a building in 3-4 shots from a screen away, what the fuck.



Yeah but some games you don't play for balance. It's fun just blowing things up! Kind of like those silly UMS that you know would suck if they were played competitively.

I just remember plain RA at my friend's house. Mass MIGs was amazing. I also had a thing for tesla coils.
xyn
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11554 Posts
February 11 2009 04:55 GMT
#77
Who didn't have a thing for Tesla coils? Those things were fucking badass.
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21244 Posts
February 11 2009 05:12 GMT
#78
On February 11 2009 13:55 FragKrag wrote:
Who didn't have a thing for Tesla coils? Those things were fucking badass.


Quoted for fucking truth.

I admit, Starcraft is, holistically, a completely different league than RA (1, 2, and 3). But goddamit, sometimes you just have to embrace the awesomeness that is RA. Like people melting into green humanoids. And dogs and cows melting into green humanoids. And massive explosions that made the whole game lag <3
TranslatorBaa!
cgrinker
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3824 Posts
February 11 2009 05:24 GMT
#79
One time I poked a tesla coil and it shocked me. And then I poked it again. Rinse and repeat.
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