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MutaDoom
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1163 Posts
May 18 2010 16:18 GMT
#101
Most recent I can think of was a random custom game on SC2. 1v1 on Metalopolis, ZvZ, before the most recent roach nerf.
"Wtf. Why can't my zerglings hit you roach?"
"Micro."
"Fuckin hack noob gayfag." I was a big fan of the "gayfag" comment, not only because it's redundant, but also my SC2 name. Although straight irl, I picked a really gay name (Moonbeams) so when people make homosexual comments I can go "orly?" Hahaha.
MrStorkie
Profile Joined April 2010
United Kingdom697 Posts
May 18 2010 16:31 GMT
#102
On May 16 2010 00:23 Foreplay wrote:
"fuck you im gonna go have sex with my GIRLFRIEND MOM now"

1a2a3a4z5z6d7d8d9p0p
Kashll
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1117 Posts
May 18 2010 16:46 GMT
#103
I can't believe all of the people in here telling stories which implicitly show how bad manner they themselves actually are. I mean come on "a BM account?"... having a seperate account to be bad manner doesn't make it at all right.

Seriously learn some sportsmanship.
"After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music." - Aldous Huxley
Dzejth
Profile Joined August 2008
11 Posts
May 18 2010 16:53 GMT
#104
Today when i cannon/zealot rush enemy he write:

"I hope i die horribly u *****"
Angryhorse
Profile Joined January 2010
Sweden387 Posts
May 18 2010 16:59 GMT
#105
"I'm gonna make you fuck my sister"(he's a bronze player and im a 1100 platiplayer) From a classmate and the problem is that his sister is freaking hot .
Don't cry blood, the world doesn't revolve around you
BigDatez
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada434 Posts
May 18 2010 17:30 GMT
#106
I love when people say

"SPEEDLINGS ARE SO IMBA VS ZEALOTS!!!" when meanwhile they lost nearly all of their effectievness from BW against zealots (they are ALOT weaker now compared to zealots)

Or when a terran player says "OP mutas!!" Meanwhile all you need is a couple thors xD

The best one i've had is... a Protoss player tried to cannon rush me (i'm zerg) is scouted it, used drones to kill the first pylon, and all he said was

"Yeah have fun playing the most OP race ever, drones need to cost more minerals or something they're like zerglings but you can get them right away" all i did was LOL.
Video games > sex (Proven fact)
EnderW
Profile Joined March 2010
United States170 Posts
May 18 2010 18:10 GMT
#107
this thread is priceless
Learn from the mistakes of others, because you wont live long enough to make them all yourself.
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
May 18 2010 18:16 GMT
#108
On May 19 2010 01:59 Angryhorse wrote:
"I'm gonna make you fuck my sister"(he's a bronze player and im a 1100 platiplayer) From a classmate and the problem is that his sister is freaking hot .


how is that a problem
keep playing this guy
ClanOverdosed
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
691 Posts
May 18 2010 18:24 GMT
#109
I won a PvP on SC2 (Plat) and the guy says...
BMer: "your such a noob"
Me: "but I just beat you..."
BMer: "no u didn't, ur a noob, u didn't even make collosus"
Me: "um cuz I didn't need to"
BMer: "yeah you do, colossus are a must for PvP, ur lucky i got a pop-up in my first push"
Me: "okay...well thanks for the tip gg"

Funny thing is I started making colossus in all of my PvP's after he told me to and I have gone 10-2 in PvP
Overdosed--www.overdosed.net
speedphlux
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Bulgaria962 Posts
May 18 2010 19:28 GMT
#110
I had one very recently while laddering in SC2 ... I beat a guy, after an exhausting 33 minutes PvT and he says to me : "I'm gonna fuck you with my ass now !" ... and then left.
I wasn't sure ... Should I cry or should I laugh ? I'm not into guys but as they say "an ass is an ass" :D
... Humanity Is Not What I Suffer From ...
Reason
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United Kingdom2770 Posts
May 18 2010 19:34 GMT
#111
On May 19 2010 04:28 speedphlux wrote:
but as they say "an ass is an ass" :D

in bulgaria maybe LOL
Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood.
ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
May 18 2010 19:40 GMT
#112
Had a long 40 minute marathon match in BW a couple years back. I finally scraped a win together and was met with a simple, yet effective,

"Pigfucker"

then he immediately left without giving me chance to respond. I had the fucking hugest grin on my face for the next couple of minutes.
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
Jayme
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States5866 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-18 20:34:55
May 18 2010 20:34 GMT
#113
On May 19 2010 01:59 Angryhorse wrote:
"I'm gonna make you fuck my sister"(he's a bronze player and im a 1100 platiplayer) From a classmate and the problem is that his sister is freaking hot .


I don't see the problem.

Are you gay?
Python is garbage, number 1 advocate of getting rid of it.
Reason
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United Kingdom2770 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-18 20:59:05
May 18 2010 20:58 GMT
#114
Maybe he means that is the confusing aspect... the part that poses a problem to his brain?
Since his sister is hot this doesn't make sense.. therefore it's a problem.

The thread IS called awesome/confusing bm.

He's from Sweden so English isn't likely to be his first language?
Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood.
flyinfart
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States95 Posts
May 18 2010 23:01 GMT
#115
"nerdyfuck"
xxx has left the game
Severedevil
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4839 Posts
May 18 2010 23:48 GMT
#116
On May 19 2010 01:59 Angryhorse wrote:
"I'm gonna make you fuck my sister"(he's a bronze player and im a 1100 platiplayer) From a classmate and the problem is that his sister is freaking hot .

You're so good at Starcraft he wants to mate you and spawn offspring, but that being a biological impossibility he directs you to his genetically-similar sister.

On May 18 2010 01:56 zealing wrote:
someone called me a fagget for hacking because my mutas were stacked...

Bitches don't know about my overlord.
My strategy is to fork people.
funnybananaman
Profile Joined April 2009
United States830 Posts
May 19 2010 00:19 GMT
#117
In a 2v2 after my zerg partner goes mutas:
"WTF how are your zerglings flying?"
BC.KoRn
Profile Joined February 2003
Canada567 Posts
May 19 2010 03:23 GMT
#118
[image loading]
ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
May 19 2010 04:03 GMT
#119
On May 19 2010 08:48 Severedevil wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 19 2010 01:59 Angryhorse wrote:
"I'm gonna make you fuck my sister"(he's a bronze player and im a 1100 platiplayer) From a classmate and the problem is that his sister is freaking hot .

You're so good at Starcraft he wants to mate you and spawn offspring, but that being a biological impossibility he directs you to his genetically-similar sister.

Show nested quote +
On May 18 2010 01:56 zealing wrote:
someone called me a fagget for hacking because my mutas were stacked...

Bitches don't know about my overlord.


For some reason I burst out in laughter at the "Bitches don't know about my overlord."

adding to my sig :D
Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
Sashimi
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
58 Posts
May 19 2010 04:14 GMT
#120
On May 19 2010 12:23 BC.KoRn wrote:
[image loading]


lol noob, that had nothing to do with map hack. Huge hap in skills, pathetic noob.
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