Most recent I can think of was a random custom game on SC2. 1v1 on Metalopolis, ZvZ, before the most recent roach nerf.
"Wtf. Why can't my zerglings hit you roach?"
"Micro."
"Fuckin hack noob gayfag." I was a big fan of the "gayfag" comment, not only because it's redundant, but also my SC2 name. Although straight irl, I picked a really gay name (Moonbeams) so when people make homosexual comments I can go "orly?" Hahaha.

MrStorkie

United Kingdom697 Posts

May 18 2010 16:31 GMT

#102

On May 16 2010 00:23 Foreplay wrote:
"fuck you im gonna go have sex with my ~~GIRLFRIEND~~ MOM now"

Kashll

United States1117 Posts

May 18 2010 16:46 GMT

#103

I can't believe all of the people in here telling stories which implicitly show how bad manner they themselves actually are. I mean come on "a BM account?"... having a seperate account to be bad manner doesn't make it at all right.

Seriously learn some sportsmanship.

Dzejth

11 Posts

May 18 2010 16:53 GMT

#104

Today when i cannon/zealot rush enemy he write:

"I hope i die horribly u *****"

Angryhorse

Sweden387 Posts

May 18 2010 16:59 GMT

#105

"I'm gonna make you fuck my sister"(he's a bronze player and im a 1100 platiplayer) From a classmate and the problem is that his sister is freaking hot .

BigDatez

Canada434 Posts

May 18 2010 17:30 GMT

#106

I love when people say

"SPEEDLINGS ARE SO IMBA VS ZEALOTS!!!" when meanwhile they lost nearly all of their effectievness from BW against zealots (they are ALOT weaker now compared to zealots)

Or when a terran player says "OP mutas!!" Meanwhile all you need is a couple thors xD

The best one i've had is... a Protoss player tried to cannon rush me (i'm zerg) is scouted it, used drones to kill the first pylon, and all he said was

"Yeah have fun playing the most OP race ever, drones need to cost more minerals or something they're like zerglings but you can get them right away" all i did was LOL.

EnderW

United States170 Posts

May 18 2010 18:10 GMT

#107

this thread is priceless

Deleted User 3420

24492 Posts

May 18 2010 18:16 GMT

#108

On May 19 2010 01:59 Angryhorse wrote:
"I'm gonna make you fuck my sister"(he's a bronze player and im a 1100 platiplayer) From a classmate and the problem is that his sister is freaking hot .

how is that a problem
keep playing this guy

ClanOverdosed

691 Posts

May 18 2010 18:24 GMT

#109

I won a PvP on SC2 (Plat) and the guy says...
BMer: "your such a noob"
Me: "but I just beat you..."
BMer: "no u didn't, ur a noob, u didn't even make collosus"
Me: "um cuz I didn't need to"
BMer: "yeah you do, colossus are a must for PvP, ur lucky i got a pop-up in my first push"
Me: "okay...well thanks for the tip gg"

Funny thing is I started making colossus in all of my PvP's after he told me to and I have gone 10-2 in PvP

speedphlux

Bulgaria962 Posts

May 18 2010 19:28 GMT

#110

I had one very recently while laddering in SC2 ... I beat a guy, after an exhausting 33 minutes PvT and he says to me : "I'm gonna fuck you with my ass now !" ... and then left.
I wasn't sure ... Should I cry or should I laugh ? I'm not into guys but as they say "an ass is an ass" :D

Reason

United Kingdom2770 Posts

May 18 2010 19:34 GMT

#111

On May 19 2010 04:28 speedphlux wrote:
but as they say "an ass is an ass" :D

in bulgaria maybe LOL

ZaplinG

United States3818 Posts

May 18 2010 19:40 GMT

#112

Had a long 40 minute marathon match in BW a couple years back. I finally scraped a win together and was met with a simple, yet effective,

"Pigfucker"

then he immediately left without giving me chance to respond. I had the fucking hugest grin on my face for the next couple of minutes.

Jayme

United States5866 Posts

May 18 2010 20:34 GMT

#113

On May 19 2010 01:59 Angryhorse wrote:
"I'm gonna make you fuck my sister"(he's a bronze player and im a 1100 platiplayer) From a classmate and the problem is that his sister is freaking hot .

I don't see the problem.

Are you gay?

Reason

United Kingdom2770 Posts

May 18 2010 20:58 GMT

#114

Maybe he means that is the confusing aspect... the part that poses a problem to his brain?
Since his sister is hot this doesn't make sense.. therefore it's a problem.

The thread IS called awesome/confusing bm.

He's from Sweden so English isn't likely to be his first language?

flyinfart

United States95 Posts

May 18 2010 23:01 GMT

#115

"nerdyfuck"
xxx has left the game

Severedevil

United States4839 Posts

May 18 2010 23:48 GMT

#116

On May 19 2010 01:59 Angryhorse wrote:
"I'm gonna make you fuck my sister"(he's a bronze player and im a 1100 platiplayer) From a classmate and the problem is that his sister is freaking hot .

You're so good at Starcraft he wants to mate you and spawn offspring, but that being a biological impossibility he directs you to his genetically-similar sister.

On May 18 2010 01:56 zealing wrote:
someone called me a fagget for hacking because my mutas were stacked...

Bitches don't know about my overlord.

funnybananaman

United States830 Posts

May 19 2010 00:19 GMT

#117

In a 2v2 after my zerg partner goes mutas:
"WTF how are your zerglings flying?"

BC.KoRn

Canada567 Posts

May 19 2010 03:23 GMT

#118

ShaperofDreams

Canada2492 Posts

May 19 2010 04:03 GMT

#119

On May 19 2010 08:48 Severedevil wrote:

Show nested quote +

You're so good at Starcraft he wants to mate you and spawn offspring, but that being a biological impossibility he directs you to his genetically-similar sister.

Show nested quote +

Bitches don't know about my overlord.

For some reason I burst out in laughter at the "Bitches don't know about my overlord."

adding to my sig :D