• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 09:09
CEST 15:09
KST 22:09
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
Serral wins HomeStory Cup 2914Serral wins Maestros of the Game 243ByuL, and the Limitations of Standard Play3Team Liquid Map Contest #22: Results and Winners7Code S Season 2 (2026): RO4 and Finals Preview12
Community News
Weekly Cups (July 27-Aug 2): SHIN's big week0SC4ALL II: Brood War - $2500 - Dec 5-69SC4ALL II announced - $10,000 prize pool, Dec 5-64PIG STY FESTIVAL 8.0! (13 - 23 August)14Neeb returns to progaming; rejoins ONSYDE18
StarCraft 2
General
Protoss AoE skill expression 5.0.16 patch for SC2 goes live (8 worker start) StarCraft 2 at SC4ALL II Invite #3/8 - Clem Balance hotfix patch 5.0.16b (July 16) Clem: "I don't have that much hope in Blizzard"
Tourneys
Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament PIG STY FESTIVAL 8.0! (13 - 23 August) Tasteless Time Warp: SC Evo Showmatch (May 25) SC4ALL II announced - $10,000 prize pool, Dec 5-6 RSL Revival: Season 6 - Qualifiers and Main Event
Strategy
[G] Having the right mentality to improve
Custom Maps
Nexus Wars 2021 GUIDE [M] (2) Industrial Park
External Content
The PondCast: SC2 News & Results Mutation # 537 Hostile Territory Mutation # 536 Railroad Switch Mutation # 535 Assembly of Vengeance
Brood War
General
ASL 22 Proposed Map Pool Making an Online Broodwar Manager Game ASL22 General Discussion [Personal Project Share] Terran Defense v0.60 Data needed
Tourneys
Escore Tournament - Season 3 KCM Race Survival 2026 Season 3 SC4ALL II: Brood War - $2500 - Dec 5-6 Small VOD Thread 2.0
Strategy
Odyssey Mineral Stack Saturation Any training maps people recommend? Fighting Spirit mining rates Simple Questions, Simple Answers
Other Games
General Games
Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread General RTS Discussion Thread Nintendo Switch Thread ZeroSpace Early Access is Now Live! Beyond All Reason
Dota 2
Looking for a Dota Mentor Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
[TL LoL EUW IHs] Teemo shall perish TSM pausing esports and CLG Dead
Heroes of the Storm
Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Power Rank TL Mafia Community Thread NeO.D_StephenKing vs This Guy From 1 Million Dance
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread European Politico-economics QA Mega-thread The Games Industry And ATVI Russo-Ukrainian War Thread Artificial Intelligence Thread
Fan Clubs
The Clem Fan Club INnoVation Fan Club The Scarlett Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
Anime Discussion Thread Movie Discussion! Series you have seen recently... [Req][Books] Good Fantasy/SciFi books
Sports
Football (Soccer) Thread TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023 Formula 1 Discussion MLB/Baseball 2023 McBoner: A hockey love story
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread Simple Questions Simple Answers FPS when play League Of Legend on laptop
TL Community
The Automated Ban List Northern Ireland Global Starcraft
Blogs
Please support my new stand…
Peanutsc
What is a Gamer?
TrAiDoS
Hello guys!
LIN1s
ASL S22 English Commentary…
namkraft
Poker (part 2)
Nebuchad
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 3783 users

Awesome/confusing BM - Page 6

Forum Index > BW General
Post a Reply
Prev 1 4 5 6 7 8 22 Next All
MutaDoom
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1163 Posts
May 18 2010 16:18 GMT
#101
Most recent I can think of was a random custom game on SC2. 1v1 on Metalopolis, ZvZ, before the most recent roach nerf.
"Wtf. Why can't my zerglings hit you roach?"
"Micro."
"Fuckin hack noob gayfag." I was a big fan of the "gayfag" comment, not only because it's redundant, but also my SC2 name. Although straight irl, I picked a really gay name (Moonbeams) so when people make homosexual comments I can go "orly?" Hahaha.
MrStorkie
Profile Joined April 2010
United Kingdom697 Posts
May 18 2010 16:31 GMT
#102
On May 16 2010 00:23 Foreplay wrote:
"fuck you im gonna go have sex with my GIRLFRIEND MOM now"

1a2a3a4z5z6d7d8d9p0p
Kashll
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1117 Posts
May 18 2010 16:46 GMT
#103
I can't believe all of the people in here telling stories which implicitly show how bad manner they themselves actually are. I mean come on "a BM account?"... having a seperate account to be bad manner doesn't make it at all right.

Seriously learn some sportsmanship.
"After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music." - Aldous Huxley
Dzejth
Profile Joined August 2008
11 Posts
May 18 2010 16:53 GMT
#104
Today when i cannon/zealot rush enemy he write:

"I hope i die horribly u *****"
Angryhorse
Profile Joined January 2010
Sweden387 Posts
May 18 2010 16:59 GMT
#105
"I'm gonna make you fuck my sister"(he's a bronze player and im a 1100 platiplayer) From a classmate and the problem is that his sister is freaking hot .
Don't cry blood, the world doesn't revolve around you
BigDatez
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada434 Posts
May 18 2010 17:30 GMT
#106
I love when people say

"SPEEDLINGS ARE SO IMBA VS ZEALOTS!!!" when meanwhile they lost nearly all of their effectievness from BW against zealots (they are ALOT weaker now compared to zealots)

Or when a terran player says "OP mutas!!" Meanwhile all you need is a couple thors xD

The best one i've had is... a Protoss player tried to cannon rush me (i'm zerg) is scouted it, used drones to kill the first pylon, and all he said was

"Yeah have fun playing the most OP race ever, drones need to cost more minerals or something they're like zerglings but you can get them right away" all i did was LOL.
Video games > sex (Proven fact)
EnderW
Profile Joined March 2010
United States170 Posts
May 18 2010 18:10 GMT
#107
this thread is priceless
Learn from the mistakes of others, because you wont live long enough to make them all yourself.
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
May 18 2010 18:16 GMT
#108
On May 19 2010 01:59 Angryhorse wrote:
"I'm gonna make you fuck my sister"(he's a bronze player and im a 1100 platiplayer) From a classmate and the problem is that his sister is freaking hot .


how is that a problem
keep playing this guy
ClanOverdosed
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
691 Posts
May 18 2010 18:24 GMT
#109
I won a PvP on SC2 (Plat) and the guy says...
BMer: "your such a noob"
Me: "but I just beat you..."
BMer: "no u didn't, ur a noob, u didn't even make collosus"
Me: "um cuz I didn't need to"
BMer: "yeah you do, colossus are a must for PvP, ur lucky i got a pop-up in my first push"
Me: "okay...well thanks for the tip gg"

Funny thing is I started making colossus in all of my PvP's after he told me to and I have gone 10-2 in PvP
Overdosed--www.overdosed.net
speedphlux
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Bulgaria962 Posts
May 18 2010 19:28 GMT
#110
I had one very recently while laddering in SC2 ... I beat a guy, after an exhausting 33 minutes PvT and he says to me : "I'm gonna fuck you with my ass now !" ... and then left.
I wasn't sure ... Should I cry or should I laugh ? I'm not into guys but as they say "an ass is an ass" :D
... Humanity Is Not What I Suffer From ...
Reason
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United Kingdom2770 Posts
May 18 2010 19:34 GMT
#111
On May 19 2010 04:28 speedphlux wrote:
but as they say "an ass is an ass" :D

in bulgaria maybe LOL
Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood.
ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
May 18 2010 19:40 GMT
#112
Had a long 40 minute marathon match in BW a couple years back. I finally scraped a win together and was met with a simple, yet effective,

"Pigfucker"

then he immediately left without giving me chance to respond. I had the fucking hugest grin on my face for the next couple of minutes.
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
Jayme
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States5866 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-18 20:34:55
May 18 2010 20:34 GMT
#113
On May 19 2010 01:59 Angryhorse wrote:
"I'm gonna make you fuck my sister"(he's a bronze player and im a 1100 platiplayer) From a classmate and the problem is that his sister is freaking hot .


I don't see the problem.

Are you gay?
Python is garbage, number 1 advocate of getting rid of it.
Reason
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United Kingdom2770 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-18 20:59:05
May 18 2010 20:58 GMT
#114
Maybe he means that is the confusing aspect... the part that poses a problem to his brain?
Since his sister is hot this doesn't make sense.. therefore it's a problem.

The thread IS called awesome/confusing bm.

He's from Sweden so English isn't likely to be his first language?
Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood.
flyinfart
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States95 Posts
May 18 2010 23:01 GMT
#115
"nerdyfuck"
xxx has left the game
Severedevil
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4839 Posts
May 18 2010 23:48 GMT
#116
On May 19 2010 01:59 Angryhorse wrote:
"I'm gonna make you fuck my sister"(he's a bronze player and im a 1100 platiplayer) From a classmate and the problem is that his sister is freaking hot .

You're so good at Starcraft he wants to mate you and spawn offspring, but that being a biological impossibility he directs you to his genetically-similar sister.

On May 18 2010 01:56 zealing wrote:
someone called me a fagget for hacking because my mutas were stacked...

Bitches don't know about my overlord.
My strategy is to fork people.
funnybananaman
Profile Joined April 2009
United States830 Posts
May 19 2010 00:19 GMT
#117
In a 2v2 after my zerg partner goes mutas:
"WTF how are your zerglings flying?"
BC.KoRn
Profile Joined February 2003
Canada567 Posts
May 19 2010 03:23 GMT
#118
[image loading]
ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
May 19 2010 04:03 GMT
#119
On May 19 2010 08:48 Severedevil wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 19 2010 01:59 Angryhorse wrote:
"I'm gonna make you fuck my sister"(he's a bronze player and im a 1100 platiplayer) From a classmate and the problem is that his sister is freaking hot .

You're so good at Starcraft he wants to mate you and spawn offspring, but that being a biological impossibility he directs you to his genetically-similar sister.

Show nested quote +
On May 18 2010 01:56 zealing wrote:
someone called me a fagget for hacking because my mutas were stacked...

Bitches don't know about my overlord.


For some reason I burst out in laughter at the "Bitches don't know about my overlord."

adding to my sig :D
Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
Sashimi
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
58 Posts
May 19 2010 04:14 GMT
#120
On May 19 2010 12:23 BC.KoRn wrote:
[image loading]


lol noob, that had nothing to do with map hack. Huge hap in skills, pathetic noob.
Prev 1 4 5 6 7 8 22 Next All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
IntoTheTV X SOOP
11:00
ISSL Weekly#1
IntoTheiNu 1398
WardiTV820
Rex113
CranKy Ducklings73
LiquipediaDiscussion
Escore
10:00
Season 3 Week 5
escodisco3227
LiquipediaDiscussion
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
Lowko486
Rex 113
LamboSC2 80
BRAT_OK 66
SHIN 33
ByuN (SOOP) 25
Rogue 19
StarCraft: Brood War
Shuttle 3475
Bisu 1974
Horang2 1208
firebathero 586
Jaedong 569
EffOrt 473
BeSt 438
Soma 423
Light 259
Stork 248
[ Show more ]
Snow 203
Larva 175
ZerO 138
hero 117
Dewaltoss 116
Leta 87
Hyun 70
Sharp 67
Mind 50
sorry 33
Barracks 26
scan(afreeca) 24
Bale 20
Terrorterran 19
Sexy 18
HiyA 16
zelot 12
Icarus 9
Dota 2
syndereN122
Fuzer 101
League of Legends
Grubby1890
Counter-Strike
fl0m7063
byalli859
Super Smash Bros
Mew2King127
Other Games
singsing1785
B2W.Neo952
hiko429
Liquid`LucifroN194
djWHEAT41
Liquid`VortiX38
Hui .32
ZerO(Twitch)16
QueenE13
XaKoH 11
[ Show 12 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• CranKy Ducklings SOOP8
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• Migwel
StarCraft: Brood War
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
Dota 2
• WagamamaTV593
League of Legends
• Jankos1731
• TFBlade263
Upcoming Events
Big Brain Bouts
2h 52m
DnS vs Rex
Reynor vs Cure
Replay Cast
10h 52m
RSL Revival
19h 52m
herO vs SHIN
Clem vs Solar
Serral vs Rogue
Ladder Legends
1d 4h
Ladder Legends
1d 6h
RSL Revival
1d 19h
OSC
1d 23h
OSC
2 days
WardiTV Weekly
2 days
The Patches Monday
3 days
[ Show More ]
Sparkling Tuna Cup
3 days
PiG Sty Festival
3 days
PiGosaur Cup
4 days
Replay Cast
4 days
Kung Fu Cup
4 days
Replay Cast
5 days
The PondCast
5 days
Replay Cast
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Proleague 2026-08-05
CranK Gathers Season 4: BW vs SC2 Team League
Eternal Conflict S2 Finale

Ongoing

KCM Race Survival 2026 Season 3
K-JUNGMAN
Acropolis #5
Escore Tournament S3: W6
RSL Revival: Season 6
Esports World Cup 2026: LCQ
BLAST Bounty Summer 2026
BLAST Bounty Summer Qual
Stake Ranked Episode 3
XSE Pro League 2026
IEM Cologne Major 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 2

Upcoming

Escore Tournament S3: W7
CSLAN 4
ASL Season 22
Escore Tournament S3: W8
Acropolis #5 - TRS
Blizzard Classic Cup 2026
Acropolis #5 - GSA
HSC XXX
SC4ALL II: StarCraft II
Kung Fu Cup 2026 Grand Finals
PiG Sty Festival 8.0
Big Dog Cup 2026 Div 1
Thunderpick World Champ.
ESL Pro League Season 24
Stake Ranked Episode 4
Logitech G Connect 2026
SL StarSeries Fall 2026
FISSURE Playground #5
BLAST Open Fall 2026
Esports World Cup 2026
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.