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Most recent I can think of was a random custom game on SC2. 1v1 on Metalopolis, ZvZ, before the most recent roach nerf. "Wtf. Why can't my zerglings hit you roach?" "Micro." "Fuckin hack noob gayfag." I was a big fan of the "gayfag" comment, not only because it's redundant, but also my SC2 name. Although straight irl, I picked a really gay name (Moonbeams) so when people make homosexual comments I can go "orly?" Hahaha.
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On May 16 2010 00:23 Foreplay wrote: "fuck you im gonna go have sex with my GIRLFRIEND MOM now"
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I can't believe all of the people in here telling stories which implicitly show how bad manner they themselves actually are. I mean come on "a BM account?"... having a seperate account to be bad manner doesn't make it at all right.
Seriously learn some sportsmanship.
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Today when i cannon/zealot rush enemy he write:
"I hope i die horribly u *****"
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"I'm gonna make you fuck my sister"(he's a bronze player and im a 1100 platiplayer) From a classmate and the problem is that his sister is freaking hot .
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I love when people say
"SPEEDLINGS ARE SO IMBA VS ZEALOTS!!!" when meanwhile they lost nearly all of their effectievness from BW against zealots (they are ALOT weaker now compared to zealots)
Or when a terran player says "OP mutas!!" Meanwhile all you need is a couple thors xD
The best one i've had is... a Protoss player tried to cannon rush me (i'm zerg) is scouted it, used drones to kill the first pylon, and all he said was
"Yeah have fun playing the most OP race ever, drones need to cost more minerals or something they're like zerglings but you can get them right away" all i did was LOL.
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On May 19 2010 01:59 Angryhorse wrote: "I'm gonna make you fuck my sister"(he's a bronze player and im a 1100 platiplayer) From a classmate and the problem is that his sister is freaking hot .
how is that a problem keep playing this guy
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I won a PvP on SC2 (Plat) and the guy says... BMer: "your such a noob" Me: "but I just beat you..." BMer: "no u didn't, ur a noob, u didn't even make collosus" Me: "um cuz I didn't need to" BMer: "yeah you do, colossus are a must for PvP, ur lucky i got a pop-up in my first push" Me: "okay...well thanks for the tip gg"
Funny thing is I started making colossus in all of my PvP's after he told me to and I have gone 10-2 in PvP
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I had one very recently while laddering in SC2 ... I beat a guy, after an exhausting 33 minutes PvT and he says to me : "I'm gonna fuck you with my ass now !" ... and then left. I wasn't sure ... Should I cry or should I laugh ? I'm not into guys but as they say "an ass is an ass" :D
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On May 19 2010 04:28 speedphlux wrote: but as they say "an ass is an ass" :D in bulgaria maybe LOL
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Had a long 40 minute marathon match in BW a couple years back. I finally scraped a win together and was met with a simple, yet effective,
"Pigfucker"
then he immediately left without giving me chance to respond. I had the fucking hugest grin on my face for the next couple of minutes.
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On May 19 2010 01:59 Angryhorse wrote: "I'm gonna make you fuck my sister"(he's a bronze player and im a 1100 platiplayer) From a classmate and the problem is that his sister is freaking hot .
I don't see the problem.
Are you gay?
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Maybe he means that is the confusing aspect... the part that poses a problem to his brain? Since his sister is hot this doesn't make sense.. therefore it's a problem.
The thread IS called awesome/confusing bm.
He's from Sweden so English isn't likely to be his first language?
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"nerdyfuck" xxx has left the game
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On May 19 2010 01:59 Angryhorse wrote: "I'm gonna make you fuck my sister"(he's a bronze player and im a 1100 platiplayer) From a classmate and the problem is that his sister is freaking hot . You're so good at Starcraft he wants to mate you and spawn offspring, but that being a biological impossibility he directs you to his genetically-similar sister.
On May 18 2010 01:56 zealing wrote: someone called me a fagget for hacking because my mutas were stacked... Bitches don't know about my overlord.
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In a 2v2 after my zerg partner goes mutas: "WTF how are your zerglings flying?"
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On May 19 2010 08:48 Severedevil wrote:Show nested quote +On May 19 2010 01:59 Angryhorse wrote: "I'm gonna make you fuck my sister"(he's a bronze player and im a 1100 platiplayer) From a classmate and the problem is that his sister is freaking hot . You're so good at Starcraft he wants to mate you and spawn offspring, but that being a biological impossibility he directs you to his genetically-similar sister. Show nested quote +On May 18 2010 01:56 zealing wrote: someone called me a fagget for hacking because my mutas were stacked... Bitches don't know about my overlord.
For some reason I burst out in laughter at the "Bitches don't know about my overlord."
adding to my sig :D
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On May 19 2010 12:23 BC.KoRn wrote:
lol noob, that had nothing to do with map hack. Huge hap in skills, pathetic noob.
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