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On May 16 2010 00:03 KinosJourney2 wrote:I don't know if it counts as BM but some dude said i was using multi-select hack when i was moving around 200/200 mutas in a BGH game (had them all hotkeyed from 0-9), when i said hes retarded he started flaming me. LOL. Also, nothing is more satisfying then stupid people flaming me in polish 
Also, nothing is more satisfying then stupid people flaming me in SWEDISH
funny ? n rly...
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get cancer and die
classic i know :/
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"usa pig man fuck"
-playing on BrainClan
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i beat someone from clan [00] in a PvT
him: "i lost to trash"
*he leaves game*
i return to the channel for clan [00] (since thats where i was before joinign the game)
me: "what was that all about? <.<"
turns out he was OP for the channel and he banned me....
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On May 15 2010 14:43 RushWifDietCoke wrote:
I ran into someone BMing so bad I think that was his sole purpose of playing. He talked the entire first minute or two of the game basically calling me a noob and how badly he was going to own me. Next thing I know i'm being bunker rushed (him T me Z). Mean while I decided to tech to spire off 1 base while he was taking down my natural. I delayed him killing my natural a pretty long time as his bunkered marines kept attacking the larva. He ends up killing my natural saying how this games over I should leave. He wasn't prepared for the mutas and had to float his CC. He said something like "you fucking scrub piece of shit should have left i stopped trying once i killed your natural". I think I said lol and then right before I killed all his buildings he disconnected. I contacted iccup and got the victory (just because he was a dick) but that was definitely the most BM I've encountered.
LOL, that reminded me of a game against MMX.Moto where he flamed the crap out of me while I was beating him xD
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lol mmx is bm as a whole. I played mmx.zank messing around trolling them trying to get in. Well it was a pvp on fs and i opened with the obviously gosu super fast +1 attack before gate with a cannon in the min line. The game progressed i took his nat with cannons and a shield battery and i took a nexus there too. Meanwhile hes like wow your so bad oh my god. So i take five different bases all over the map. while he fucks around like i got this game won i macro up and he is like lol im so good makes a shit ton of cannons in his nat so naturally with my 5 base to his two i make sairs with d web for his cannons. it was lawls
Replay here : http://repdepot.net/replay.php?id=35339
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On May 15 2010 14:26 phyren wrote:He says to me: "you mother fucked my dog, dirty girl "
this actually made me laugh out loud. i think i'm going to have to start using it
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On May 19 2010 21:13 WastedYouth wrote:
"usa pig man fuck"
-playing on BrainClan
LOL, I couldn't stop laughing at this.... LOL
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About a week ago, I was playing SC2, and I had destroyed the enemy main and nat. Thinking the guy was being an ass for not leaving, I built some BM hatcheries in his main and nat and in the middle of the map. Turns out he secretly double expanded. God damn he could defend with HT amazingly well. After another 20 minutes, I finally won.
Made me feel like an ass for BMing when he was still in the game though.
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i will never forget the screen of an old clanmate in the "pics that make you laugh" thread (or how it was named).
Player 1 with ID *PutSomeRandomNameHere" (nearly dead) : FAG
Player 2 with ID *FAG* (10 seconds away from winning) : yea?
i saw the screen and i had to laugh
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On May 23 2010 16:42 AmstAff wrote:
i will never forget the screen of an old clanmate in the "pics that make you laugh" thread (or how it was named).
Player 1 with ID *PutSomeRandomNameHere" (nearly dead) : FAG
Player 2 with ID *FAG* (10 seconds away from winning) : yea?
i saw the screen and i had to laugh
![[image loading]](http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/7017/fagnc0.jpg)
This? =]
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On May 18 2010 04:36 BADSMCGEE wrote:
"I BET YOU SUCKED DICK AT WC3"
yeah wtf? i held off a rush in a 2v2 by both players, (nevermind my friend not sending help) then i spammed the screen "SUP" because one of the guys was talking shit earlier, so i wanted to rub it in. then he called me a wc3 faggot because apparently he said that was a wc3 term, then i was like LOLOL i never played wc3 and he continued to bad mouth me, it was the funniest shit ever then my friend dropped and i couldn't hold both of them off -_-, his partner was quiet, so i was good mannered with him and even said gg after i lost. i only meant it to his partner though, and even then he continued to bad mouth me because his partner did all the work because i basically slaughtered him, all he had were a few mutas
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On May 23 2010 17:01 fAnTaCy wrote:Show nested quote +On May 23 2010 16:42 AmstAff wrote:
i will never forget the screen of an old clanmate in the "pics that make you laugh" thread (or how it was named).
Player 1 with ID *PutSomeRandomNameHere" (nearly dead) : FAG
Player 2 with ID *FAG* (10 seconds away from winning) : yea?
i saw the screen and i had to laugh This? =]
LOL priceless that's the thread winner right there.
Kwanrolled
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I won a TvT earlier today, but the guy wouldn't leave until he was eliminated so I nuked his final supply depot.
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Once a guy told me:
"cheater is fucker"
"what?"
"CHEATER IS FUCKER FUCKING MOTHER FUCKING"
So good.
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i liked how a dude rushed to void rays on Desert Oasis in a TvP .... i played Terran, he played Protoss
had an engineering bay, so i went all marines and missle turrets, placing the turrets in my main and using the marines to expand, while getting the turret range and +2 armor fir building upgrades
then i went vikings and marauders + marines on his ass with +2/+2 infantry on him
he called me a FUCKING NOOB and cursed how this game is full of noobs. and when i asked him why did he cheese me and why didn't he play some sort of macro game he replied :
yeah, you are a fucking noob
and then he left, and i was like :
WTF did he even mean?
WTH, WTF and i was thinking so hard at this shit, that the next game i completely forgot to make an Orbital Command, and kept missing supply depots, and lost after a very bad game to some zerg.
I know this is blog shit and all, but sometimes, the BM stuff can mess up with your head if you are not ready for this and don't have experience
There are some players who type GG, and don't quit. At the moment you relax, and you can even lose a won match. Happened to me in SC1 and from then on when a player types GG i just gg back at him very fast and even macro harder and bash my keyboard to bits and pieces
Some free advice there also, people who experienced this can understand why i simply had to wirte it down
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Some korean called me sun of beach
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On May 19 2010 13:03 ShaperofDreams wrote:Show nested quote +On May 19 2010 08:48 Severedevil wrote:On May 19 2010 01:59 Angryhorse wrote:
"I'm gonna make you fuck my sister"(he's a bronze player and im a 1100 platiplayer) From a classmate and the problem is that his sister is freaking hot . You're so good at Starcraft he wants to mate you and spawn offspring, but that being a biological impossibility he directs you to his genetically-similar sister. On May 18 2010 01:56 zealing wrote:
someone called me a fagget for hacking because my mutas were stacked... Bitches don't know about my overlord. For some reason I burst out in laughter at the "Bitches don't know about my overlord." adding to my sig :D
God this is off topic, but your quote "FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS" literally had me laughing out loud for a good minute.
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I entered a fun game vs a D+ (I was D) and when I scouted him he couldn't kill of my scout since im pretty good at microing it . He procceded onto asking me my max rank , I said D
he posted alot of happy faces and started guessing ranks above C- and then he said
-Dont fuck my brains ,and started killing all his own buildings. My scout just stood there merely watching as I 2 minutes into the game had scared a D+ Zerg shitless just by microing my scv and laughed fullheartedly as he killed himself :D
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i never initiate BM but when people complain about losing, i give them price/hour rates for lessons or i tell them they should cancel their pre-order, things like that.
and thanks to this thread, when ever i see people say anything about moms, fucking, and dogs, i just put nonsensical insults back. "you dog mother fucked my dog CHOBO DOG MOTHER!!!" it makes me laugh to myself at least.
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