Awesome/confusing BM - Page 8

On May 22 2010 06:31 PhailSoBaller wrote:
lol mmx is bm as a whole. I played mmx.zank messing around trolling them trying to get in. Well it was a pvp on fs and i opened with the obviously gosu super fast +1 attack before gate with a cannon in the min line. The game progressed i took his nat with cannons and a shield battery and i took a nexus there too. Meanwhile hes like wow your so bad oh my god. So i take five different bases all over the map. while he fucks around like i got this game won i macro up and he is like lol im so good makes a shit ton of cannons in his nat so naturally with my 5 base to his two i make sairs with d web for his cannons. it was lawls

Replay here : http://repdepot.net/replay.php?id=35339

On May 23 2010 22:01 MindRush wrote:

There are some players who type GG, and don't quit. At the moment you relax, and you can even lose a won match. Happened to me in SC1 and from then on when a player types GG i just gg back at him very fast and even macro harder and bash my keyboard to bits and pieces

Some free advice there also, people who experienced this can understand why i simply had to wirte it down

On May 24 2010 00:40 riotjune wrote:
Some korean called me sun of beach

On May 16 2010 09:58 Navi wrote:


lol@ the second definition...

its just pretty childish, most people i know use the word sucker when they're like teasing a really little kid or when they were kids themselves

my bm story:
TvP on hbr. i get 2 gate in based and lose the majority of my scvs. i had my factory built but my rax was destroyed; with one tank and two vultures out I was likely to get run over by his goons in a matter of minutes. So for the hell of it, I lifted my CC and plopped it down on the top left expansion and started pumping scvs, made a wall, etc. i made as many starports as i could for the hell of it. My opponent waited a long time to attack what used to be my main with a huge number of zealots (and no goons); with the factory blocking, my one siege tank, 5 vultures and three scvs held the entrance to what should have been my main, all the whilst pumping wraiths with cloak out from my starport.

Eventually, I got like 10 wraiths and moved out. he STILL refused to make dragoons; when i got to his main and natural there was no sign of a single goon anywhere. i proceeded to pick off all of his probes; by the time his round of dragoons came out, all his probes were dead and my wraiths were untouched. I actually expanded to the top middle (the min only) while pumping more wraiths; and when i saw his newly made goon + zealot force approach my factory + siege tank blockade, I moved out my wraiths once more and destroyed the newly created 5 feeble probes at his natural and main.

My factory + now 8 vult + 1 siege tank + 2 scvs fought like the spartans from 300; while the factory went down, I kept on picking off any probes he was making until neither nexus was flashing. I wasn't sure whether he was spent or not, so i just started to pick off pylons until he finally broke my blockade at what was once my main. Upon finding no scvs or production buildings (and only two supply depots), my opponent starts off with:
"what the shit"
"shit dog head"
"shit"
"shit"
"i rule you"

I was pretty confused; was he trying to assert his dominance over me by saying he ruled me even tho he got rickrolled pretty damn hard? But anyway, now learning that he had all-in countered me just to kill two supply depots, a factory, and a couple of units, my protoss counterpart found himself psi stuck (i managed to pick off more than half of the pylons in his base and was starting on the nexus now lol). He still had his fighting units though, and I wasn't sure whether my paper airplanes could face off his imba dragoons. If ran his zealot-goons around the map, I was pretty sure he could win this.

but faced with this psi predicament, my protoss friend does the thing every sensible toss does when faced against a guy with a bunch of wraiths; he sniped his own dragoons with his zealots, and then proceeded to work on his own zealots. He was probably trying to free up psi for his probes... but I think he started with the wrong units

I don't know what he was thinking, but by the time my wraiths had gotten to his remaining zealot force, he starting saying:

"shit fucker"
"you fuck fucker"
"hacker fucker shit"
"your mom shit"
"fuck you"

and proceeded to rage quit.

I mean, I personally have no inclination to have sex with my feces, so I was quite hurt by his insults.

I am pretty impressed that he managed to get off a couple of sentences that were comprehensible though. Ironic that his tag said "US".

On May 15 2010 23:34 BlasiuS wrote:
one time at the end of the game someone asked me "can i fuck your mother?"

Thanks man, I appreciate the the fact that you were courteous enough to ask me even during an insult

On May 25 2010 03:24 Pengu1n wrote:
a korean on iccup: "fuk u i wish u mother die in twin towers"

On May 25 2010 12:11 Pigsquirrel wrote:
Personally, i hate it when I join an ICC game called 1v1 [D-] Desti and the host has a 1760 ish rating. I just ragequit from the lobby...

On May 24 2010 04:02 faction123 wrote:



holy shit rofl

that's the greatest thing i've ever seen

his build was almost as much of a joke as yours though

On May 26 2010 00:10 Piste wrote:

I can't watch the replay since I'm at school, but I assume he used a build something like:
8pylon
10gas
11forge
14+1attack
cannon if needed
gates and pylon

which is awesome build and not a joke at all