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anderoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1876 Posts
May 23 2010 19:00 GMT
#141
there was a pretty good screen shot posted a while back where someone was sitting in the lobby of their ICC game and someone joined

Player: your mother....
Player: my sex partner...

And left
faction123
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Belgium949 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-23 19:10:45
May 23 2010 19:02 GMT
#142
On May 22 2010 06:31 PhailSoBaller wrote:
lol mmx is bm as a whole. I played mmx.zank messing around trolling them trying to get in. Well it was a pvp on fs and i opened with the obviously gosu super fast +1 attack before gate with a cannon in the min line. The game progressed i took his nat with cannons and a shield battery and i took a nexus there too. Meanwhile hes like wow your so bad oh my god. So i take five different bases all over the map. while he fucks around like i got this game won i macro up and he is like lol im so good makes a shit ton of cannons in his nat so naturally with my 5 base to his two i make sairs with d web for his cannons. it was lawls

Replay here : http://repdepot.net/replay.php?id=35339



holy shit rofl

that's the greatest thing i've ever seen

his build was almost as much of a joke as yours though
yesitsrob
Profile Joined April 2010
United Kingdom43 Posts
May 24 2010 00:03 GMT
#143
I've actually really not experienced much BMing in SC2 - actually about the worse happened today when some Z tried to 8 pool me on blistering sands and I had scouted it and was more than prepared for it. Upon seeing a canon and a zealot he told me I was a noob :<

After that I pretty much stomped him
Chesner
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Iceland817 Posts
May 24 2010 16:12 GMT
#144
I 9pool rushed someone and he called me a motherless whore
PENGUINS
Hans-Titan
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
Denmark1711 Posts
May 24 2010 16:51 GMT
#145
PvP. I 10-gate, he goes 13 gate and decides not get any zealots. I chrono my gateway and in total 2 zealots and probe rack up some 11 probe kills. Just as I warp in 3 more gates and prepare to end the game..

Random Dude: 'You know what..'
Me: '?'
Random Dude: 'This is the kind of skillless faggotry you can do all day.. but it's retarded and boring'

More sad than funny, I know, but this was played at 1650 plat and was supposedly an even match...
Trying is the first step towards failure, and hope is the first step towards disappointment!
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
May 24 2010 17:32 GMT
#146
http://www.cracked.com/article_18571_5-reasons-its-still-not-cool-to-admit-youre-gamer.html

This is StarCraft II BM, but still. Scroll down about a quarter of the way down the first page!
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
Pengu1n
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States552 Posts
May 24 2010 18:24 GMT
#147
a korean on iccup: "fuk u i wish u mother die in twin towers"

epsiSlow
Profile Joined May 2010
Romania19 Posts
May 24 2010 19:38 GMT
#148
On May 23 2010 22:01 MindRush wrote:

There are some players who type GG, and don't quit. At the moment you relax, and you can even lose a won match. Happened to me in SC1 and from then on when a player types GG i just gg back at him very fast and even macro harder and bash my keyboard to bits and pieces

Some free advice there also, people who experienced this can understand why i simply had to wirte it down



wasn't me cause for sure but i won a game like this in SC2 lol

the guy rushed me with lings + bays and i almost had my hatch blown after pool and i said gg .. he said gg but somehow i escaped my hatch with a few roches that just spwned ^^ and the next minute i was in his base pwning him with 4-5 roches :D

he then said :
"you see .. never give up!"
and i replyed :
"yeah!"

=))
Live long and prosper!
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4640 Posts
May 24 2010 19:58 GMT
#149
On May 24 2010 00:40 riotjune wrote:
Some korean called me sun of beach

That show is awesome, clear compliment there.
This neo violence, pure self defiance
infecteddna
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Slovenia243 Posts
May 24 2010 20:17 GMT
#150
On May 16 2010 09:58 Navi wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 16 2010 09:30 lowbright wrote:
On May 16 2010 04:27 GreEny K wrote:
This one Chilean I completely trashed a few games in a row kept calling me a "sucker". I told him that that wasn't an insult but he just didn't get it.


Yes, he was the one that didn't get it, not you.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sucker


lol@ the second definition...

its just pretty childish, most people i know use the word sucker when they're like teasing a really little kid or when they were kids themselves

my bm story:
TvP on hbr. i get 2 gate in based and lose the majority of my scvs. i had my factory built but my rax was destroyed; with one tank and two vultures out I was likely to get run over by his goons in a matter of minutes. So for the hell of it, I lifted my CC and plopped it down on the top left expansion and started pumping scvs, made a wall, etc. i made as many starports as i could for the hell of it. My opponent waited a long time to attack what used to be my main with a huge number of zealots (and no goons); with the factory blocking, my one siege tank, 5 vultures and three scvs held the entrance to what should have been my main, all the whilst pumping wraiths with cloak out from my starport.

Eventually, I got like 10 wraiths and moved out. he STILL refused to make dragoons; when i got to his main and natural there was no sign of a single goon anywhere. i proceeded to pick off all of his probes; by the time his round of dragoons came out, all his probes were dead and my wraiths were untouched. I actually expanded to the top middle (the min only) while pumping more wraiths; and when i saw his newly made goon + zealot force approach my factory + siege tank blockade, I moved out my wraiths once more and destroyed the newly created 5 feeble probes at his natural and main.

My factory + now 8 vult + 1 siege tank + 2 scvs fought like the spartans from 300; while the factory went down, I kept on picking off any probes he was making until neither nexus was flashing. I wasn't sure whether he was spent or not, so i just started to pick off pylons until he finally broke my blockade at what was once my main. Upon finding no scvs or production buildings (and only two supply depots), my opponent starts off with:
"what the shit"
"shit dog head"
"shit"
"shit"
"i rule you"

I was pretty confused; was he trying to assert his dominance over me by saying he ruled me even tho he got rickrolled pretty damn hard? But anyway, now learning that he had all-in countered me just to kill two supply depots, a factory, and a couple of units, my protoss counterpart found himself psi stuck (i managed to pick off more than half of the pylons in his base and was starting on the nexus now lol). He still had his fighting units though, and I wasn't sure whether my paper airplanes could face off his imba dragoons. If ran his zealot-goons around the map, I was pretty sure he could win this.

but faced with this psi predicament, my protoss friend does the thing every sensible toss does when faced against a guy with a bunch of wraiths; he sniped his own dragoons with his zealots, and then proceeded to work on his own zealots. He was probably trying to free up psi for his probes... but I think he started with the wrong units

I don't know what he was thinking, but by the time my wraiths had gotten to his remaining zealot force, he starting saying:

"shit fucker"
"you fuck fucker"
"hacker fucker shit"
"your mom shit"
"fuck you"

and proceeded to rage quit.

I mean, I personally have no inclination to have sex with my feces, so I was quite hurt by his insults.

I am pretty impressed that he managed to get off a couple of sentences that were comprehensible though. Ironic that his tag said "US".


damn, I really laughed hard at the 'every sensible toss' part
prowtoss2142
Profile Joined May 2010
United States7 Posts
May 25 2010 01:34 GMT
#151
On May 15 2010 23:34 BlasiuS wrote:
one time at the end of the game someone asked me "can i fuck your mother?"

Thanks man, I appreciate the the fact that you were courteous enough to ask me even during an insult



Oh shit, I'm at a public library, and that got me and everyone is looking at me like WTF????! So, NICE!!!
The Protoss shall prevail over all others...
prowtoss2142
Profile Joined May 2010
United States7 Posts
May 25 2010 01:38 GMT
#152
On May 25 2010 03:24 Pengu1n wrote:
a korean on iccup: "fuk u i wish u mother die in twin towers"




Ouch!!! One time a russian (at least he said he was) told me "you mom fuck my mom" and i was all "ummm............ geee... thanks.....?????" Weird.... Nothing against russains, but really???
The Protoss shall prevail over all others...
nath
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1788 Posts
May 25 2010 02:00 GMT
#153
"SANDNIGGER"
<pissed>
"DUNE COON"
WHAT THE FUCK, BRO THAT IS SOME CLEvER SHIT!
<pissed but awed>
Founder of Flow Enterprises, LLC http://flow-enterprises.com/
Pigsquirrel
Profile Joined August 2009
United States615 Posts
May 25 2010 03:11 GMT
#154
Personally, i hate it when I join an ICC game called 1v1 [D-] Desti and the host has a 1760 ish rating. I just ragequit from the lobby...
AleC
Profile Joined December 2009
332 Posts
May 25 2010 03:28 GMT
#155
On May 25 2010 12:11 Pigsquirrel wrote:
Personally, i hate it when I join an ICC game called 1v1 [D-] Desti and the host has a 1760 ish rating. I just ragequit from the lobby...


Wait till you reach D where every other host is high D+/low C-

ahhhh iccup
Caedis_HiT
Profile Joined February 2010
Norway28 Posts
May 25 2010 12:58 GMT
#156
I really played a good match against this guy, he totaly ran me over though. So i tried to not lose my temper, because i really worked the whole match.

So i said(in game): gg, thanks for the game.

He said: gg, you were good though! :D

But as he was typing i lost my temper, and i actualy was so angry i didn't know what to say, so i said:.... you cockfucker!
left the game.
wishbones
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada2600 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-25 13:22:03
May 25 2010 13:20 GMT
#157
Just lost on a ZC map, and told everyone: "NEWBS" then left the game.
joined TL.net in 2006 (aka GMer) - http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=41944#2
Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6174 Posts
May 25 2010 15:10 GMT
#158
On May 24 2010 04:02 faction123 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 22 2010 06:31 PhailSoBaller wrote:
lol mmx is bm as a whole. I played mmx.zank messing around trolling them trying to get in. Well it was a pvp on fs and i opened with the obviously gosu super fast +1 attack before gate with a cannon in the min line. The game progressed i took his nat with cannons and a shield battery and i took a nexus there too. Meanwhile hes like wow your so bad oh my god. So i take five different bases all over the map. while he fucks around like i got this game won i macro up and he is like lol im so good makes a shit ton of cannons in his nat so naturally with my 5 base to his two i make sairs with d web for his cannons. it was lawls

Replay here : http://repdepot.net/replay.php?id=35339



holy shit rofl

that's the greatest thing i've ever seen

his build was almost as much of a joke as yours though

I can't watch the replay since I'm at school, but I assume he used a build something like:
8pylon
10gas
11forge
14+1attack
cannon if needed
gates and pylon

which is awesome build and not a joke at all
Severedevil
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4838 Posts
May 25 2010 15:50 GMT
#159
On May 26 2010 00:10 Piste wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 24 2010 04:02 faction123 wrote:
On May 22 2010 06:31 PhailSoBaller wrote:
lol mmx is bm as a whole. I played mmx.zank messing around trolling them trying to get in. Well it was a pvp on fs and i opened with the obviously gosu super fast +1 attack before gate with a cannon in the min line. The game progressed i took his nat with cannons and a shield battery and i took a nexus there too. Meanwhile hes like wow your so bad oh my god. So i take five different bases all over the map. while he fucks around like i got this game won i macro up and he is like lol im so good makes a shit ton of cannons in his nat so naturally with my 5 base to his two i make sairs with d web for his cannons. it was lawls

Replay here : http://repdepot.net/replay.php?id=35339



holy shit rofl

that's the greatest thing i've ever seen

his build was almost as much of a joke as yours though

I can't watch the replay since I'm at school, but I assume he used a build something like:
8pylon
10gas
11forge
14+1attack
cannon if needed
gates and pylon

which is awesome build and not a joke at all

I prefer gateway --> gas & forge --> core. If you pump constantly from the gateway, you end up with five zealots and +1 attack upgrading when your core finishes. It delays the +1 attack timing, but you can pressure earlier and don't need the second gate or the cannon for an equally large army.

I used to open something like zgaszforgez+1zcorez --> stargate; the corsair got out in time to deny 2 hatch muta.
My strategy is to fork people.
Leviance
Profile Joined November 2009
Germany4079 Posts
May 27 2010 17:00 GMT
#160
[image loading]

:D kokot?
"Blizzard is never gonna nerf Terran because of those American and European fuck" - Korean Netizen
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