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United States1067 Posts
So everyone loves some good BM. cc's in your opponent's nat, pylon hearts, stasised workers, etc. For the non-pro scene you get some great verbal comments too.
A while back I played a pvt which I really botched horribly (proxy robo was scouted, supply blocked my reaver, lost the shuttle+reaver+zealot for 1 tank, lost my 3rd almost immediately, etc.) After all that, a couple nice recalls and some frantic macro managed to win me the game. I figured my opponent was probably pretty upset that he lost after such early and mid game leads. Well, anyway, just before he leaves he decides to be a little BM (i think).
He says to me: "you mother fucked my dog, dirty girl  "
I say (i think) because I honestly have no idea what that was supposed to mean. Every part of that statement was confusing to me (past tense?, why his dog?, I'm not a girl, he's smiling?). The strangeness of it actually made it way more memorable than any other BM I've ever encountered.
Thought I'd start a thread where people could post the most memorable/awesome/confusing BM things they've ever done or had done to them.
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"You mother candy
You father candy"
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United States1719 Posts
this indian guy swore at me in what I believe is a form of hindi... so i asked huh what does that mean and he said it means you fuck my sister's dick. i remember being very confused
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Cheesed the shit out of a clanmate in an obs game...
me (post game): I told you not to get mad
Him: "That was like me telling you: bend over and I fuck you in the ass, but don't get mad. Fuck you"
=] made my day, couldn't stop laughing for the next 10 min.
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yeah i had one "YOU FUCK MY MOTHER" thrown at me at some point
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That's one of the least confusing BM I've seen. He's just saying your mother is a slut with a taste for bestiality.
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I ran into someone BMing so bad I think that was his sole purpose of playing. He talked the entire first minute or two of the game basically calling me a noob and how badly he was going to own me. Next thing I know i'm being bunker rushed (him T me Z). Mean while I decided to tech to spire off 1 base while he was taking down my natural. I delayed him killing my natural a pretty long time as his bunkered marines kept attacking the larva. He ends up killing my natural saying how this games over I should leave. He wasn't prepared for the mutas and had to float his CC. He said something like "you fucking scrub piece of shit should have left i stopped trying once i killed your natural". I think I said lol and then right before I killed all his buildings he disconnected. I contacted iccup and got the victory (just because he was a dick) but that was definitely the most BM I've encountered.
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+ Show Spoiler +On May 15 2010 14:26 phyren wrote:So everyone loves some good BM. cc's in your opponent's nat, pylon hearts, stasised workers, etc. For the non-pro scene you get some great verbal comments too. A while back I played a pvt which I really botched horribly (proxy robo was scouted, supply blocked my reaver, lost the shuttle+reaver+zealot for 1 tank, lost my 3rd almost immediately, etc.) After all that, a couple nice recalls and some frantic macro managed to win me the game. I figured my opponent was probably pretty upset that he lost after such early and mid game leads. Well, anyway, just before he leaves he decides to be a little BM (i think). He says to me: "you mother fucked my dog, dirty girl " I say (i think) because I honestly have no idea what that was supposed to mean. Every part of that statement was confusing to me (past tense?, why his dog?, I'm not a girl, he's smiling?). The strangeness of it actually made it way more memorable than any other BM I've ever encountered. Thought I'd start a thread where people could post the most memorable/awesome/confusing BM things they've ever done or had done to them.
who were you playing with? was it on b.net east? hahaha that was me i think, after re-reading it a couple times. it was a BGH game? hahaha
edit: glad it was considered awesome/confusing BM hahaha. it just sprung up in my head to not say anything bad but say something so its in my advantage - confuse your opponent lol
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it's always a pleasure to find ppl i played with on TL haha
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last edit: yeah that WAS me hahaha it was a 1v1 x) i remember that. fucking shit god damnit
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Belgium6773 Posts
On May 15 2010 14:38 Nytefish wrote:
That's one of the least confusing BM I've seen. He's just saying your mother is a slut with a taste for bestiality.
Yeah I dont get how that quote is confusing at all.
"Your mother fucked my dog, that dirty girl"
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I personally always enjoyed the good old "noob motherfuck". Nothing makes me smile more than receiving some amusing BM.
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one time at the end of the game someone asked me "can i fuck your mother?"
Thanks man, I appreciate the the fact that you were courteous enough to ask me even during an insult
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On May 15 2010 23:34 BlasiuS wrote:
one time at the end of the game someone asked me "can i fuck your mother?"
Thanks man, I appreciate the the fact that you were courteous enough to ask me even during an insult
hahaha di this made me lol
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I don't know if it counts as BM but some dude said i was using multi-select hack when i was moving around 200/200 mutas in a BGH game (had them all hotkeyed from 0-9), when i said hes retarded he started flaming me. LOL.
Also, nothing is more satisfying then stupid people flaming me in polish
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On May 15 2010 23:19 QuoC wrote:
So everyone loves some good BM. cc's in your opponent's nat, pylon hearts, stasised workers, etc. For the non-pro scene you get some great verbal comments too.
edit: glad it was considered awesome/confusing BM hahaha. it just sprung up in my head to not say anything bad but say something so its in my advantage - confuse your opponent lol
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it's always a pleasure to find ppl i played with on TL haha
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last edit: yeah that WAS me hahaha it was a 1v1 x) i remember that. fucking shit god damnit
Dont make this about you.
Dont steal the man's thunder.
Dont piss in his cornflakes.
Dont put glass in his shoes.
Dont ride his coat tails.
Dont ask for his number and never call him back.
Dont think twice its alright.
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"fuck you im gonna go have sex with my GIRLFRIEND now"
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Belgium6773 Posts
On May 16 2010 00:23 Foreplay wrote:
"fuck you im gonna go have sex with my GIRLFRIEND now"
So you cheesed spartan huh
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On May 16 2010 00:23 Foreplay wrote:
"fuck you im gonna go have sex with my GIRLFRIEND now"
While odd, this line clearly states how he not only has a girlfriend but has sex with her, contrary to you (underlined by girfriend spelled in capital letters), who has no girlfriend because of your apparent superiority in the video game you play. The glaring flaw in this method is the fact that he himself is playing the same video game, and cares about it to a degree where he would mockingly state his future "manly" plans to insult you.
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Philadelphia, PA10406 Posts
On May 16 2010 00:29 Alur wrote:Show nested quote +On May 16 2010 00:23 Foreplay wrote:
"fuck you im gonna go have sex with my GIRLFRIEND now" While odd, this line clearly states how he not only has a girlfriend but has sex with her, contrary to you (underlined by girfriend spelled in capital letters), who has no girlfriend because of your apparent superiority in the video game you play. The glaring flaw in this method is the fact that he himself is playing the same video game, and cares about it to a degree where he would mockingly state his future "manly" plans to insult you.
Also, the person whom he was accusing of being a celibate nerd apparently calls himself "Foreplay".
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oh man this thread is funny, i cant wait to see the next few pages, ill be back later gents.
in an attempt to be bm towards the winning player, and redeem myself just before hitting enter.
FUCK YOU! (backspace 4x, continue: MYSELF) (hit enter)
wishbones: FUCK MYSELF!
wishbones: has left the game!
lol
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