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TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10686 Posts
May 15 2010 17:44 GMT
#21
i like when i run into a BM korean and they say something like "you father fuck , you mother fuck, you dog baby chobo " XD
AKA: TelecoM[WHITE] Protoss fighting
DeathByMonkeys
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States742 Posts
May 15 2010 18:05 GMT
#22
Haha a lot of these are great! I have nothing too memorable, but there always seems to be the continued trend of involving mothers.
Biff The Understudy
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
France7925 Posts
May 15 2010 18:14 GMT
#23
Once my team died and I ended up 1 vs 3 terran on The Hunter, and I was at this time beyond bad (not that I am any good now) and didn't know not leaving was actually quite rude. My opponents took the whole map and killed me with a trouzillon scv coming from something like 12 CC each in the middle of the map.

Getting Sauron scv hurts badly, I would say.
The fellow who is out to burn things up is the counterpart of the fool who thinks he can save the world. The world needs neither to be burned up nor to be saved. The world is, we are. Transients, if we buck it; here to stay if we accept it. ~H.Miller
GeMicles
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Canada307 Posts
May 15 2010 18:32 GMT
#24
whats confusing about the BM is why the mother (who is a female) could actually fuck something as opposed to getting fuicked
i pikachu in the shower
synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
May 15 2010 18:48 GMT
#25
It wasn't confusing, but the funniest BM i've ever had:

"Go fuck a basketball with your needle dick"

:D
:)
Nightmarjoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3360 Posts
May 15 2010 18:58 GMT
#26
His mother fucked the guy's dog with a strap-on, duh!
aka Lyra; My favourites: July, Stork, Draco, MistrZZZ, TheStc, LastShadow - www.broodwarmaps.net - for all your mapping needs; check my stream: high masters mech terran: twitch.tv/lyrathegreat
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
May 15 2010 19:03 GMT
#27
On May 16 2010 03:32 GeMicles wrote:
whats confusing about the BM is why the mother (who is a female) could actually fuck something as opposed to getting fuicked

whats confusing to me is that you think only men can go on top during sex.
Lebesgue
Profile Joined October 2008
4542 Posts
May 15 2010 19:21 GMT
#28
On May 16 2010 03:32 GeMicles wrote:
whats confusing about the BM is why the mother (who is a female) could actually fuck something as opposed to getting fuicked


Nothing confusing here to be honest. That's just indicating that she was the active side during sex.
GreEny K
Profile Joined February 2008
Germany7312 Posts
May 15 2010 19:27 GMT
#29
This one Chilean I completely trashed a few games in a row kept calling me a "sucker". I told him that that wasn't an insult but he just didn't get it.
Why would you ever choose failure, when success is an option.
MamiyaOtaru
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States1687 Posts
May 15 2010 19:46 GMT
#30
but it is?
Holgerius
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Sweden16951 Posts
May 15 2010 19:59 GMT
#31
I really don't get why people say stuff like that. Why must there be so many assholes on this planet?
I believe in the almighty Grötslev! -- I am never serious and you should never believe a thing I say. Including the previous sentence.
Jugan
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States1566 Posts
May 15 2010 20:17 GMT
#32
In a game where I scouted this guy's 6 pool, built a bunker by my mineral line, then won...

He started raging about how imba terran is and how my 10 depot 12 rax 13 bunker strat is unbeatable, he ended his rant with

"YOUR FUCKED WITH HER BASKET U FUCKING FUCK FUCKER"

i went "wut? o.o"
Even a Savior couldn't fix all problems. www.twitch.tv/xJugan
Rkie
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States1278 Posts
May 15 2010 20:29 GMT
#33
On May 16 2010 05:17 Jugan wrote:
"YOUR FUCKED WITH HER BASKET U FUCKING FUCK FUCKER"


lol what?
Jugan
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States1566 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-15 20:30:53
May 15 2010 20:30 GMT
#34
On May 16 2010 05:29 Rkie wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 16 2010 05:17 Jugan wrote:
"YOUR FUCKED WITH HER BASKET U FUCKING FUCK FUCKER"


lol what?


lol yeah i wasn't sure whether to be confused at the basket part or the F bombs part
Even a Savior couldn't fix all problems. www.twitch.tv/xJugan
pyr0ma5ta
Profile Joined May 2010
United States458 Posts
May 15 2010 20:44 GMT
#35
I once beat a guy in a close-ish game, and instead of quitting, he drops a SCV in my base and starts a CC, takes the SCV off building, and starts a second one. I was so confused.
"I made you a zergling, but I eated it." - Defiler
Reason
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United Kingdom2770 Posts
May 15 2010 20:58 GMT
#36
"Fuck all your deads"

Courtesy of sc1f eonzerg.. but I've already blogged about that
Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood.
Hesmyrr
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada5776 Posts
May 15 2010 21:42 GMT
#37
On May 16 2010 05:44 pyr0ma5ta wrote:
I once beat a guy in a close-ish game, and instead of quitting, he drops a SCV in my base and starts a CC, takes the SCV off building, and starts a second one. I was so confused.

He probably don't get a point of BM CC. Personally I find it hilarious that the guy BM'ing you in fact is showing that he has free 800 mineral reserves lying around, which seemingly is indicator of his terrible macro abilities. BM always fails as fail.
"If watching the MSL finals makes you a progamer, then anyone in Korea can do it." - Ha Tae Ki
Geo.Rion
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
7377 Posts
May 15 2010 21:45 GMT
#38
he was missing an R, that's all
"Protoss is a joke" Liquid`Jinro Okt.1. 2011
NeCroPoTeNce
Profile Joined July 2009
United States513 Posts
May 15 2010 21:49 GMT
#39
lol one time i got some dude saying a ton of stuff in a weird language, so I told him "english", and then he asks me "do all bulgarians(or some european country) play like pussies?" and he wouldnt believe that i was american even after telling him like 5 times. lol
zerg all the way! Lee Jaedong hwaiting
lowbright
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
308 Posts
May 16 2010 00:30 GMT
#40
On May 16 2010 04:27 GreEny K wrote:
This one Chilean I completely trashed a few games in a row kept calling me a "sucker". I told him that that wasn't an insult but he just didn't get it.


Yes, he was the one that didn't get it, not you.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sucker
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