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phyren
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States1067 Posts
May 17 2010 05:43 GMT
#61
I assumed he was missing the er on mother fucker, not the r on your. Still confused by the whole smiley face thing. Also, to the guy who "confessed" to being my mystery bm opponent, the game I am talking about was a 1v1 on python on iccup around c-.
kyLOTION
Profile Joined May 2010
United States8 Posts
May 17 2010 06:02 GMT
#62
"you mother fucked my dog, dirty girl " is way better than the all your base gimmick. I should think up of some incredibly stupid shit to say next time i get cheesed. this thread is awesome inspiration
Zorkit
Profile Joined February 2010
Canada66 Posts
May 17 2010 06:10 GMT
#63
Me and my friend lost a 2v1 once and he got pissed to the point of saying:
"EAT POO, ASSFACE!"

But then again, it WAS a 2v1.
Warrior Madness
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada3791 Posts
May 17 2010 06:18 GMT
#64
Not confusing at all, but at the start of a certain game the batteries on my mouse died so I paused the game and explained it to my opponent. He unpauses it without a word. So I pause it again telling him that it will only take a few seconds for me to grab a pair of batteries. He unpauses..... I pause again, he unpauses without a word... Until i'm all out of pauses. So at this point I felt the nerd rage surge through my veins and into my fingers. So quickly typed "I hope your mother dies of pussy cancer." and left the game. IF YOU'RE READING THIS I still mean it!!
The Past: Yellow, Julyzerg, Chojja, Savior, GGplay -- The Present: Luxury, Jae- The Future: -Dong, maGma, Zero, Effort, Hoejja, hyvaa, by.hero, calm, Action ---> SC2 (Ret?? Kolll Idra!! SEN, Cool, ZergBong, Leenock)
Probe.
Profile Joined May 2009
United States877 Posts
May 17 2010 06:25 GMT
#65
I played a terran and after almost killing him he lifts his buildings and flew to the islands. I said "leave" he then responds "fuck you me japan". Then he said "you U.S.A small penis". lol
meow
saritenite
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Singapore1680 Posts
May 17 2010 06:51 GMT
#66
On May 17 2010 15:18 Warrior Madness wrote:
Not confusing at all, but at the start of a certain game the batteries on my mouse died so I paused the game and explained it to my opponent. He unpauses it without a word. So I pause it again telling him that it will only take a few seconds for me to grab a pair of batteries. He unpauses..... I pause again, he unpauses without a word... Until i'm all out of pauses. So at this point I felt the nerd rage surge through my veins and into my fingers. So quickly typed "I hope your mother dies of pussy cancer." and left the game. IF YOU'RE READING THIS I still mean it!!


If you're playing in any sports, it's advisable not to come ill-equipped for that activity.
+ Show Spoiler +
get a mouse with a wire, it's usually cheaper than a wireless mouse, and gives less latency/battery problems.


That aside, I don't think they'd pause a World Cup soccer match for a single player to tie his shoelaces.
CursOr
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States6335 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-17 07:31:48
May 17 2010 07:31 GMT
#67
I had a guy talk about my Mom for like 5 minutes as I went around destination killing hidden pylons. All kinds of crazy shit... went on forever. At first I was mad but you start to laugh after like the 8th one. It was so classic... I've had some bad ones in SC2 but its usually some comment about race imbalance more than anything else. About how you're gay for using X unit or how the game is pointless to play or easier for one race than the other.
CJ forever (-_-(-_-(-_-(-_-)-_-)-_-)-_-)
Warrior Madness
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada3791 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-17 09:10:24
May 17 2010 09:04 GMT
#68
On May 17 2010 15:51 sArite_nite wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 17 2010 15:18 Warrior Madness wrote:
Not confusing at all, but at the start of a certain game the batteries on my mouse died so I paused the game and explained it to my opponent. He unpauses it without a word. So I pause it again telling him that it will only take a few seconds for me to grab a pair of batteries. He unpauses..... I pause again, he unpauses without a word... Until i'm all out of pauses. So at this point I felt the nerd rage surge through my veins and into my fingers. So quickly typed "I hope your mother dies of pussy cancer." and left the game. IF YOU'RE READING THIS I still mean it!!


If you're playing in any sports, it's advisable not to come ill-equipped for that activity.
+ Show Spoiler +
get a mouse with a wire, it's usually cheaper than a wireless mouse, and gives less latency/battery problems.


That aside, I don't think they'd pause a World Cup soccer match for a single player to tie his shoelaces.


It was YOU wasn't it?!

I know this is a BW thread but I just finished playing an sc2 game and felt compelled to post this:

[image loading]
The Past: Yellow, Julyzerg, Chojja, Savior, GGplay -- The Present: Luxury, Jae- The Future: -Dong, maGma, Zero, Effort, Hoejja, hyvaa, by.hero, calm, Action ---> SC2 (Ret?? Kolll Idra!! SEN, Cool, ZergBong, Leenock)
hp.Shell
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2527 Posts
May 17 2010 09:20 GMT
#69
google sweary

have fun! ^^
Please PM me with any songs you like that you think I haven't heard before!
tomatriedes
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
New Zealand5356 Posts
May 17 2010 09:24 GMT
#70
I was doing a 12 hatch build on python without scouting when my opponent started typing 'HAHAHA NOOB'. I checked and there was a bunker going up so I pulled drones and managed to stop it before it finished. After that I raped him with all-in mutas as his economy was screwed. I always remembered that because if the idiot hadn't warned me with his bm he could have won easily.
misterG420
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Germany152 Posts
May 17 2010 09:49 GMT
#71
I never get funny BM Never...I feel so neglected
https://www.twitch.tv/misterg_420
saritenite
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Singapore1680 Posts
May 17 2010 10:56 GMT
#72
On May 17 2010 18:04 Warrior Madness wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 17 2010 15:51 sArite_nite wrote:
On May 17 2010 15:18 Warrior Madness wrote:
Not confusing at all, but at the start of a certain game the batteries on my mouse died so I paused the game and explained it to my opponent. He unpauses it without a word. So I pause it again telling him that it will only take a few seconds for me to grab a pair of batteries. He unpauses..... I pause again, he unpauses without a word... Until i'm all out of pauses. So at this point I felt the nerd rage surge through my veins and into my fingers. So quickly typed "I hope your mother dies of pussy cancer." and left the game. IF YOU'RE READING THIS I still mean it!!


If you're playing in any sports, it's advisable not to come ill-equipped for that activity.
+ Show Spoiler +
get a mouse with a wire, it's usually cheaper than a wireless mouse, and gives less latency/battery problems.


That aside, I don't think they'd pause a World Cup soccer match for a single player to tie his shoelaces.


It was YOU wasn't it?!

I know this is a BW thread but I just finished playing an sc2 game and felt compelled to post this:

[image loading]


Lol no, it wasn't me. I play as Saritenite, eX47.Sari (clan) and Fackin' Noobie (on Garena), but other than that, no other smurfs.
Silentness
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States2821 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-17 13:00:03
May 17 2010 12:41 GMT
#73
lol I have a KR tag on Iccup because they still haven't changed me to US. ( I created my account in Korea)

I played against a Japanese guy... YEAH that's right JP vs KR. From the beginning of the game till the end the guy was making racial jokes about Koreans and Americans.

This is while splitting SCVs at the beginning of the game: So as we sat there and waited for our initial supply depot to be built he sends this:

JP guy: Fuck Korea.
Me: uhh I'm actually American
JP guy: well fuck America TOO!
________________________________________

I whip his ass I think he was a Terran player so I was playing TvT. I love doing 2 fact vulture builds against newbs because it makes the games go by a lot quicker. After raping his face in and mining up his factories he screams at me and calls me a dirty fucking American bla bal bla bla and then rage quits ahhaha.

I was tempted to nuke him, but I think that would be BM... especially since he's from Japan. LOW BLOW I KNOW... SORRY
GL HF... YOLO..lololollol.
Subversive
Profile Joined October 2009
Australia2229 Posts
May 17 2010 12:43 GMT
#74
On May 15 2010 14:30 Megalisk wrote:
"You mother candy
You father candy"


Yeah I played that guy too. Same insult. I liked it =)
#1 Great fan ~ // Khan // FlaSh // JangBi // EffOrt //
madnessman
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States1581 Posts
May 17 2010 13:24 GMT
#75
On May 16 2010 02:44 TelecOm1 wrote:
i like when i run into a BM korean and they say something like "you father fuck , you mother fuck, you dog baby chobo " XD


Yeah any korean BM experience is funny.
dementus
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Singapore1151 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-17 18:26:27
May 17 2010 14:54 GMT
#76
On May 16 2010 18:12 nyokenusa wrote:
"die in long building fat hamburger"

couple months after 9/11 occurred. not awesome just has stood out to me


Hahaha we have a winner, gents. Oh so tasteless...
"I couldn't stop myself from having unreal macro and sick timing senses."
dementus
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Singapore1151 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-18 07:23:19
May 17 2010 16:00 GMT
#77
On May 17 2010 15:51 sArite_nite wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 17 2010 15:18 Warrior Madness wrote:
Not confusing at all, but at the start of a certain game the batteries on my mouse died so I paused the game and explained it to my opponent. He unpauses it without a word. So I pause it again telling him that it will only take a few seconds for me to grab a pair of batteries. He unpauses..... I pause again, he unpauses without a word... Until i'm all out of pauses. So at this point I felt the nerd rage surge through my veins and into my fingers. So quickly typed "I hope your mother dies of pussy cancer." and left the game. IF YOU'RE READING THIS I still mean it!!


If you're playing in any sports, it's advisable not to come ill-equipped for that activity.
+ Show Spoiler +
get a mouse with a wire, it's usually cheaper than a wireless mouse, and gives less latency/battery problems.


That aside, I don't think they'd pause a World Cup soccer match for a single player to tie his shoelaces.


Eh I don't think that analogy translates well because it's not as if it's likely that a football game will be dramatically changed when a player is distracted for a while. If one player is out of commission in a BW game, what chance does he have of winning if his opponent has no class and mows him over?

I'd say a more apt comparison would be an entire football team tying their shoelaces
"I couldn't stop myself from having unreal macro and sick timing senses."
Piy
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Scotland3152 Posts
May 17 2010 16:03 GMT
#78
I got a guy saying "your urgly" when I beat him today.

I cried irl
My. Copy. Is. Here.
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6639 Posts
May 17 2010 16:20 GMT
#79
Some Russian guy on iccup kept calling me 'osado terran' and a 'scared child' in a TvZ lol, he was not happy when he lost.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
GeckoVOD
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
Germany814 Posts
May 17 2010 16:50 GMT
#80
I played 3on3 BGH @ East with some friends. Our opponents were like 40 apm newbies, and it got a bit boring after an hours or something. So I wrote "ALLY ME IM AN ALLYKILLER FROM GERMANY" in the chat. Everyone could read it. Strange thing is: some opponents really gave me vision and ally. After I 5pooled some poor guy that gave me ally he went like "FUCK YOU JEWISH NAZI CANT TRUST YOU FU" or something.
@DonGeckone on Twitterstuff // JOIN THE YODA FANCLUB OR YOU'RE REALLY REALLY UNCOOL: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=398220
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