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NrG.NeverExpo
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2114 Posts
May 16 2010 00:42 GMT
#41
Couple funny ones from koreans at me or my friends:

"You fuck king burger"
"Fuck Yang Ki" (yankee)
"You hydra face"
"You mad cow ill"

I personally liked the madcow ill, and still use it till this day
TwitteR: @NeverExpo follow me, i'll follow back :)
kerpal
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United Kingdom2695 Posts
May 16 2010 00:55 GMT
#42
i always get a big day[9] style bannana grin when someone accuses me of hacking..
Navi
Profile Joined November 2009
5286 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-16 01:00:51
May 16 2010 00:58 GMT
#43
On May 16 2010 09:30 lowbright wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 16 2010 04:27 GreEny K wrote:
This one Chilean I completely trashed a few games in a row kept calling me a "sucker". I told him that that wasn't an insult but he just didn't get it.


Yes, he was the one that didn't get it, not you.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sucker


lol@ the second definition...

its just pretty childish, most people i know use the word sucker when they're like teasing a really little kid or when they were kids themselves

my bm story:
TvP on hbr. i get 2 gate in based and lose the majority of my scvs. i had my factory built but my rax was destroyed; with one tank and two vultures out I was likely to get run over by his goons in a matter of minutes. So for the hell of it, I lifted my CC and plopped it down on the top left expansion and started pumping scvs, made a wall, etc. i made as many starports as i could for the hell of it. My opponent waited a long time to attack what used to be my main with a huge number of zealots (and no goons); with the factory blocking, my one siege tank, 5 vultures and three scvs held the entrance to what should have been my main, all the whilst pumping wraiths with cloak out from my starport.

Eventually, I got like 10 wraiths and moved out. he STILL refused to make dragoons; when i got to his main and natural there was no sign of a single goon anywhere. i proceeded to pick off all of his probes; by the time his round of dragoons came out, all his probes were dead and my wraiths were untouched. I actually expanded to the top middle (the min only) while pumping more wraiths; and when i saw his newly made goon + zealot force approach my factory + siege tank blockade, I moved out my wraiths once more and destroyed the newly created 5 feeble probes at his natural and main.

My factory + now 8 vult + 1 siege tank + 2 scvs fought like the spartans from 300; while the factory went down, I kept on picking off any probes he was making until neither nexus was flashing. I wasn't sure whether he was spent or not, so i just started to pick off pylons until he finally broke my blockade at what was once my main. Upon finding no scvs or production buildings (and only two supply depots), my opponent starts off with:
"what the shit"
"shit dog head"
"shit"
"shit"
"i rule you"

I was pretty confused; was he trying to assert his dominance over me by saying he ruled me even tho he got rickrolled pretty damn hard? But anyway, now learning that he had all-in countered me just to kill two supply depots, a factory, and a couple of units, my protoss counterpart found himself psi stuck (i managed to pick off more than half of the pylons in his base and was starting on the nexus now lol). He still had his fighting units though, and I wasn't sure whether my paper airplanes could face off his imba dragoons. If ran his zealot-goons around the map, I was pretty sure he could win this.

but faced with this psi predicament, my protoss friend does the thing every sensible toss does when faced against a guy with a bunch of wraiths; he sniped his own dragoons with his zealots, and then proceeded to work on his own zealots. He was probably trying to free up psi for his probes... but I think he started with the wrong units

I don't know what he was thinking, but by the time my wraiths had gotten to his remaining zealot force, he starting saying:

"shit fucker"
"you fuck fucker"
"hacker fucker shit"
"your mom shit"
"fuck you"

and proceeded to rage quit.

I mean, I personally have no inclination to have sex with my feces, so I was quite hurt by his insults.

I am pretty impressed that he managed to get off a couple of sentences that were comprehensible though. Ironic that his tag said "US".
Hey! Listen!
exeexe
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Denmark937 Posts
May 16 2010 08:38 GMT
#44
"u nolifer!!!"
i use it in other games just for the fun xD
And never forget, its always easier to throw a bomb downstairs than up. - George Orwell
machinehead..
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
412 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-16 08:54:29
May 16 2010 08:46 GMT
#45
Today, a Korean told me, "Your mother played with my dogs. Haha. I think she liked it." I have no idea what that is supposed to mean, but it makes me chuckle. Damn mom, always playing with dogs... The next person I play, I'm going to have to tell them, " your mom had sex with my cat. Cat style." Just incredibly weird bm that mind fucks them for a few minutes.
nyokenusa
Profile Joined July 2009
56 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-16 09:13:46
May 16 2010 09:12 GMT
#46
"die in long building fat hamburger"

couple months after 9/11 occurred. not awesome just has stood out to me
StylishVODs
Profile Joined December 2005
Sweden5331 Posts
May 16 2010 09:32 GMT
#47
I always find it funny when people are mannered in the beginning only to rage later on.
Like this korean guy I met on iccup.
Starting out like:

I love sweden...
Ibrahimovic...
Larssen...

Then:
Sweden is all map hacker
Fuck you

replay
According to Reach, he is the fastest learner he has ever seen. He start bw only like 2/3 years ago. Infact, his bw history knowledge is so limited, he didn't even know what the map Guillotine was.
Ruken
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States858 Posts
May 17 2010 02:43 GMT
#48
My friend had someone BM him for about 30 minutes in a ZvT as the he floated his buildings and had my friend find and kill all of them with scourge. I dunno my friend kind of deserved I guess. He's probably about B- but resets his account all the time so he can bash D levels in humiliating ways.
MIK Terran
Endymion
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States3701 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-17 03:18:38
May 17 2010 03:18 GMT
#49
I had a Japanese guy say that if I didn't let him win, then his brother was going to kill him. As he lifted all of his buildings into the corner of HBR he continued to beg for his "life." Epics lols during the last few building deaths!
Have you considered the MMO-Champion forum? You are just as irrational and delusional with the right portion of nostalgic populism. By the way: The old Brood War was absolutely unplayable
SilverSkyLark
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Philippines8437 Posts
May 17 2010 03:31 GMT
#50
uhh, one time, PvT in Python
I was just running him over and over again, he can't get a stable position outside his natural....

he goes:
"Fucking toss only had to 1a2a3a"
he left after...

I felt so good because that was what I was exactly doing..can't stop laughing after...
"If i lost an arm, I would play w3." -IntoTheWow || "Member of Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk cafe. He's the next Jaedong, baby!"
MageKirby
Profile Joined July 2009
United States535 Posts
May 17 2010 03:51 GMT
#51
I did the spawn broodling on mech user in destination. Then infested his 3rd, lifted it, landed it on his main, and destroyed his supply depot with the infest terrans. While piss rushing hydraling, still sniping tanks with the queens. He didn't like me afterwards.

WeSt
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Portugal918 Posts
May 17 2010 03:56 GMT
#52
"you fat eat burger american, your mother is dog"
zvz is imba
Pablols
Profile Joined August 2009
Chile519 Posts
May 17 2010 04:33 GMT
#53
Some guy said to me"you fuck my god" I assume he meant to say dog but Lol
Kimaker
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2131 Posts
May 17 2010 04:54 GMT
#54
On May 17 2010 12:18 Endymion wrote:
I had a Japanese guy say that if I didn't let him win, then his brother was going to kill him. As he lifted all of his buildings into the corner of HBR he continued to beg for his "life." Epics lols during the last few building deaths!

What you don't know is, YOU JUST KILLED A MAN THAT DAY! O_O
Entusman #54 (-_-) ||"Gold is for the Mistress-Silver for the Maid-Copper for the craftsman cunning in his trade. "Good!" said the Baron, sitting in his hall, But Iron — Cold Iron — is master of them all|| "Optimism is Cowardice."- Oswald Spengler
Wr3k
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2533 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-17 05:03:08
May 17 2010 05:02 GMT
#55
After doing a cheesy all in ling rush against this korean terran, he said something along the lines of:

"YOU WEEK! WAHHH DONT TOUCH MY PUSSY". Needless to say i lol'd
keNNabis
Profile Joined April 2009
Canada159 Posts
May 17 2010 05:06 GMT
#56
u fadter is dog
I ARE VANCOUVER CANUCK
EPO
Profile Joined August 2009
Canada341 Posts
May 17 2010 05:12 GMT
#57
what is with the koreans' fascination with dogs during bm anyway??
PhailSoBaller
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States281 Posts
May 17 2010 05:25 GMT
#58
My most memorable bm is when i was mass gaming on my BM account. So i was playing some korean on fighting spirit and everything was going well. It was pvz and i did some one base build. And as i do my first push ( he had already took his third and had like one sunken and a handful of lings with hydras ready to pop out. so i rape his nat and as i go into his main i say "how does my dick taste"
He replies with
"fuck"
"sun of the bitch"
and disconnects.
I lol'd for awhile at that one
Ballins a habbit i want it i grab it
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
May 17 2010 05:27 GMT
#59
" FUCKING GAMER"
Garnet
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
Vietnam9056 Posts
May 17 2010 05:27 GMT
#60
calling someone a "dog" is very bm in Asia I think.
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