best BM i got recently was this kid who went hydra only and i countered with zealots templars and archons (wich is a hard counter) and he didnt even make 1 single roach he kept producing hydra and got steamrolled, than he said *you fucking noob i am much better this is so imba fucking noob ima protoss OP*

Rkie

United States1278 Posts

May 31 2010 19:20 GMT

#165

today, i played a 2100 d+ terran and i am 1000 barely d protoss. I made lots of dragoons with observers, but he like rushed mines/optic flare, rendering anything i did useless. I finally got carriers and he kept wasting scans on observers so he didnt see the carriers until like 12 or so raped him. He then said:
Him:JA zduplil
Him: prozno proswetil
Me: Is that polish?
Him: kak wsegda
Him: kind of, but better
Him: Shara

then he left. I would love enlightenment on what this means and which language...

YEAH I got a Zealot!

Rundai

Canada35 Posts

June 01 2010 05:31 GMT

#166

Just found this thread but i have one from a ZvZ previous to the roach nerf.
I kill his gold expand with hydras
him: "lol mass hydra noob"
him: "I didn;t need that expand I'm supply capped"
him: "you cant win"
He proceeds to kill my hyrdas with a huge mass of all roaches so i fly into his sight range my 10 broodlords
him: "WTF FAGGT"
him: "you hack no way you got that on 2base"
him: "Fucker cock me suck GAH"

Then he left...I was baffled by the last line

PhailSoBaller

United States281 Posts

June 01 2010 05:49 GMT

#167

On May 24 2010 04:02 faction123 wrote:

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holy shit rofl

that's the greatest thing i've ever seen

his build was almost as much of a joke as yours though

haha i think he figured oh god hes terrible im going to fuck around. Then it all turned to hell

HOLYCOWBATMAN

Canada51 Posts

June 02 2010 01:26 GMT

#168

I will just leave this here.

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Crotarocks

United States8 Posts

June 03 2010 23:05 GMT

#169

wow hilarious BMs

OPSavioR

Sweden1465 Posts

June 03 2010 23:27 GMT

#170

surprised im not here yet...

plan3t

Canada75 Posts

June 03 2010 23:33 GMT

#171

I never fail to manage a cheery "North Korea is best Korea" after a loss against that little [KR] tag.

SageFantasma

United States383 Posts

June 04 2010 01:24 GMT

#172

Ahh, my favorite one yet. This isn't completely BM, but the guy said "GG" once, tried to get away with a hidden expo, and he did the same exact thing over and over again, at least 4 times. Finally he resorted to my laugh of the night. Sadly, I nearly fell for it. If it weren't for the lack of the "Victory!" panel screen thingy, I would've been his second sucker.

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My favorite part is that after I called him out on it, he actually says "no rlly i left!". So much for that plan, eh buddy?

Antisocialmunky

United States5913 Posts

June 04 2010 03:46 GMT

#173

*adds to list of things to try once*

Radio.active

United States121 Posts

June 04 2010 06:09 GMT

#174

I was playing a game on andromeda and it was me as a terran and the other guy as protoss, and he was talking MAD shit anyways my 2 fact fizzled out and he waltzed into my natural while saying

"1a2a3a baby"

funnily enough, i came back and stomped him there after, he called me a "skilless fag."

immacolate

Serbia199 Posts

June 04 2010 06:37 GMT

#175

did anyone kill Idra with carriers in SC2? that would be hillarious.

oskuboi

Finland72 Posts

June 04 2010 06:45 GMT

#176

"Go suck your mothers dick if she EVEN has it"
wtf??

khy

United States475 Posts

June 04 2010 07:14 GMT

#177

After defending a 5pool:

"Get laid nerd"
*Opponent* has left the game.

Me: LOLOLOLOLOL

dr.shrinker

Norway369 Posts

June 04 2010 10:01 GMT

#178

I got "I fuck your mother" as late as yesterday while I was streaming, then he pulled the plug and timed out.

Escoffier

United States120 Posts

June 04 2010 10:26 GMT

#179

your name is disgusting and your mother is a whore and your father is a drug pusher

zak

Korea (South)1009 Posts

June 07 2010 09:47 GMT

#180

"fucking noob, that strategy is so cheap" (I ran slings into his base and destroyed his nexus and got out before his army could catch me)

"wow, how did I lose to such a fucking noob?"