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njAl
Profile Joined July 2010
Norway156 Posts
July 20 2010 14:40 GMT
#201
I had some guy accuse me of hacking because my overlords where so fasts.

I said omg, its an upgrade.

He goes "no way, overlords cannot move that fast".
=^.^=
des
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States507 Posts
July 21 2010 13:56 GMT
#202
I had some guy accuse me of hacking because my overlords where so fat.

I said omg, its an upgrade.

He goes "no way, overlords cannot be that fat".
my larvae bring all the zerg to the yard
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
July 21 2010 13:59 GMT
#203
On July 21 2010 22:56 des wrote:
I had some guy accuse me of hacking because my overlords where so fat.

I said omg, its an upgrade.

He goes "no way, overlords cannot be that fat".


LOLOL
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
Sgtcoke
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden6 Posts
August 03 2010 00:49 GMT
#204
Don't know if you have heard this one but....

"IdrA: has left the game!"
SilverPotato
Profile Joined July 2010
United States560 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-03 19:57:45
August 03 2010 19:57 GMT
#205
TvP

He had stalkers I had banshees w/ cloak... no observers to be seen... I went and blew up his nexus resulting in:

"WOW YOUR BE GAYER!"

I lol'd
"The ability to learn faster than your competitors may be the only sustainable competitive advantage." ~Arie de Geus
iCDNME
Profile Joined July 2010
Australia25 Posts
August 04 2010 07:29 GMT
#206
I was playing this close match which pinnacled in my m&m army versus his m&m army.
It was obviously the decider and when I pulled ahead he started lifting all his buildings to my base saying "JIHAD JIHAD JIHAD FOR ALLAH"
I see the enemy
mamelouk
Profile Joined April 2010
France135 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-04 09:36:56
August 04 2010 09:35 GMT
#207
...Uniden
Nilrem
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States3684 Posts
August 05 2010 05:55 GMT
#208
In my match, right off the back, i knew this guy was up to no good. He said no rush 15, no attacking till ran out of gas and minerals. So I scouted and to my utter (lack of) surprise, he was proxy gating. Down the line, we wipe the floor with them. At the end is where it gets good.

PrietiestPony: VIRIGIN NERD PLAY TOO MUCH SC2

PrettiestPony: NO HAVE SEXY WITH WOMEN

PrettiestPony PLAY VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY LIKE CHILD

Of course, there was mixing in some pausing and such. Finally, I told him "who's the child, one crying over the game". So he finished with.

PrettiestPony: I NO CRY

I would also like to add that he messaged me right after saying: "get laid once in your life you fucking virigin loser"

And proceeded to ignore me. I would like to add that I outrank him in all ways, he has still played more games then I have. I was sure to keep the replay and screenshots of the rage and all its glory :-)
Meepo Haters gonna Hate. https://twitter.com/KazeNilrem (@KazeNilrem)
nuke_rush
Profile Joined November 2009
Hong Kong126 Posts
August 05 2010 06:01 GMT
#209
lol i obs'd a game between a decent player and a noob who was really arrogant, which was a ZvZ. The noob 9 pooled while the other guy overpooled, and after some seriously horrible play, the noob lost. He said, "I can beat you if you don't rush me.“ I lol'd like crazy and then played a game with him myself, a TvZ which resulted in me doing a valk-dropship build. He then flamed me on IM with some 'go pwn koreans and ruin your life thats all your good for doing was that your stupid build that was insulting i hate you but i dont mean what i say'. all this happened while i had gone for dinner, and when i returned, i was on one hand completely bemused, and on the other hand unbelievably amused.
Battlecruiser operational | still can't decide which team i like
yanmaodao
Profile Joined February 2010
United States430 Posts
August 05 2010 06:11 GMT
#210
nuke_rush, thanks for using the word "bemused" properly! Too many people think it's a synonym for "amused", or that it means "sort of amused"...

[image loading]
Hinduuism
Profile Joined June 2010
United States47 Posts
August 05 2010 06:26 GMT
#211
On August 05 2010 14:55 Nilrem wrote:
In my match, right off the back, i knew this guy was up to no good. He said no rush 15, no attacking till ran out of gas and minerals. So I scouted and to my utter (lack of) surprise, he was proxy gating. Down the line, we wipe the floor with them. At the end is where it gets good.

PrietiestPony: VIRIGIN NERD PLAY TOO MUCH SC2

PrettiestPony: NO HAVE SEXY WITH WOMEN

PrettiestPony PLAY VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY LIKE CHILD

Of course, there was mixing in some pausing and such. Finally, I told him "who's the child, one crying over the game". So he finished with.

PrettiestPony: I NO CRY

I would also like to add that he messaged me right after saying: "get laid once in your life you fucking virigin loser"

And proceeded to ignore me. I would like to add that I outrank him in all ways, he has still played more games then I have. I was sure to keep the replay and screenshots of the rage and all its glory :-)


How in gods name did you take that guy seriously?
He was playing games with you and you took the bait.
Tourist
Profile Joined January 2010
Germany55 Posts
August 05 2010 07:20 GMT
#212
best one i remeber was some polish guy before leaving: "die in pain"
fucking tourists
Navane
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Netherlands2757 Posts
August 05 2010 08:03 GMT
#213
Thank you yanmaodao, for pointing that out. Now I know a new word.
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
August 05 2010 08:25 GMT
#214
On August 05 2010 15:11 yanmaodao wrote:
nuke_rush, thanks for using the word "bemused" properly! Too many people think it's a synonym for "amused", or that it means "sort of amused"...

[image loading]

I like-a you, do you like-a me?

But yes, good catch of word.
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
OhThatDang
Profile Joined August 2004
United States4685 Posts
August 05 2010 10:52 GMT
#215
i gotta feeln the last page in here was all made up for the "lulz"

and wtf who said banshees and stalkers ahah =D wrong thread for your bm =D
troi oi thang map nai!!!
annul
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States2841 Posts
August 12 2010 06:40 GMT
#216
"sex sex pussy hair"
Templar.
Profile Joined May 2009
Canada133 Posts
August 12 2010 07:11 GMT
#217
When i use to play d2 when i was like 13 i was trash talking a guy

and i accidentley said

"ya well i fucked our mom"

of course i meant to say your lol.

have had this said to me on diablo 2 as well

"fuck you and the mother the chicken"
alphafuzard
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States1610 Posts
August 12 2010 07:25 GMT
#218
On August 12 2010 15:40 annul wrote:
"sex sex pussy hair"

oh god
more weight
Kyuukyuu
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada6263 Posts
August 12 2010 07:36 GMT
#219
"gtg mom"
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
August 12 2010 08:44 GMT
#220
People get so anal about BBS T_T
Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
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