Just got an awesome one today while playing SC2

Me: "GL"
Him: "No luck if you are terran, so imba."

-A really late reaper gets 1 probe kill and a scout
Him: "So fucking imba."

-He doesn't get warp gate until really late, I've already expanded, I wreck him.
Him: "You are so fucking COMFORTABLE with this race!"

illu

Canada2531 Posts

August 30 2010 16:20 GMT

#242

i remember one of my friend used to type 'bl bs' instead of 'gl hf' after a game started.

bl bs = Bad Luck, Be Sad.

PoopLord

537 Posts

August 31 2010 15:10 GMT

#243

Whenever somebody says GL HF to me, I say

"u2
...
...
...

is my fav band"

ZOINKS

VirtualAlex

41 Posts

August 31 2010 21:20 GMT

#244

This isn't even SC related but I was playing a fighting game on XBOX live and I beat this guy and he dropped right before he lost (as is common in XBL fighting games) then he sent me note that said

"Lol you are so noob. Learn to play instead of spam projectiles. Enjoy youtube."

It happened like weeks ago, and it still cracks me up. Wtf does that mean?

vOddy

Sweden402 Posts

August 31 2010 21:32 GMT

#245

He thought you were recording the game to upload it to Youtube.

ctOph

Canada6 Posts

August 31 2010 21:37 GMT

#246

In a ZvZ I denied this guys expansion the entire game. I had a few lings scattered across the map with a pretty decent creep spread, so I could see pretty much every expo besides the top left gold (In blistering sands) everytime he sent a drone, or started a hatch, I forced him to cancel it or killed it. If he brought an army to defend, I'd kill the army and then kill the hatch. All game he couldn't get an expansion. He was super pissed at the end, and it came out something like this:

"YOUR AN ANNOYING MOTHER FUCK YOU KNOW THAT?"
I responded with "Thanks"
"NO YOUR SO FUCKING ANNOYING YOU PIECE OF SHIT"
I then said "Chill bro, just a game"
"I'D FUCKING KICK YOUR ASS IN REAL LIFE YOU FUCKING SHIT"
so I invited him to come down to my place, gave him my country, city, address, postal code.
he then said
"ILL BE THERE IN 2 WEEKS"

That was a few weeks ago, still waiting.
I wonder if he browses these forums? If you do, I'm still waiting.. lmao.

Roe

Canada6002 Posts

August 31 2010 21:39 GMT

#247

played against a D- guy while I myself was D-. He asked a few times to make sure I was really D- and not some Korean S-class player who made a spoof account to own noobs on. Low and behold I completely demolished him and inevitably much rage ensues. He asks if I'm dislexic, spams D-, and spews some obscenities.

just found this wierd since I really was D- and when he raged he said I don't play like a D-, which I think I do.

Begs

United States5 Posts

September 01 2010 19:51 GMT

#248

So I just played a PvP on blist where the opponent went 3gate robo and I went 3gate phoenix (not mass phoenix). after beating him in a skirmish (that he apparently thought he would win) he called me an abuser and at the end a sore winner, here is the chat after the game:

You: Why the bm dude I played 100% legit
Neslos has reconnected.
Neslos: legit
massing phoenix's and kiting
its toss vs toss
get respect kid
learn to micro

So basically: Kiting in PvP... it's not allowed (don't make phoenix either.)

Pulimuli

Sweden2766 Posts

September 01 2010 21:16 GMT

#249

On May 16 2010 00:29 Alur wrote:

Show nested quote +

While odd, this line clearly states how he not only has a girlfriend but has sex with her, contrary to you (underlined by girfriend spelled in capital letters), who has no girlfriend because of your apparent superiority in the video game you play. The glaring flaw in this method is the fact that he himself is playing the same video game, and cares about it to a degree where he would mockingly state his future "manly" plans to insult you.

rofl these ones are always hilarious, encountered it in various forms. Also:

"at least i have a life fucking nerd" - checking his acc on iccup and he had like 400 games played ^^

and in SC2, dudes with 50apm crying terran imba

v4nd4l

Poland9 Posts

September 02 2010 11:17 GMT

#250

few ragequits with bm:
http://www.imagebanana.com/view/1okkm71k/Screenshot2010081712_03_46.jpg
http://www.imagebanana.com/view/s0uik125/Screenshot2010080122_32_59.jpg
http://www.imagebanana.com/view/sb5a7ri3/Screenshot2010081714_11_57.jpg
http://www.imagebanana.com/view/tuvag9fn/Screenshot2010080315_09_14.jpg

and here my favourite - funny guy who can't speak english...
http://www.imagebanana.com/view/w99sjbsl/Screenshot2010083014_33_02.jpg
...but learned really fast ;D
http://www.imagebanana.com/view/e5g5u2ef/Screenshot2010083015_16_51.jpg

CoWsGoesMoo

250 Posts

September 02 2010 12:05 GMT

#251

Even the sc2 bm is lame compared to BW.

vOddy

Sweden402 Posts

September 02 2010 12:38 GMT

#252

On September 02 2010 21:05 CoWsGoesMoo wrote:
Even the sc2 bm is lame compared to BW.

I agree.

iSiN

United States1075 Posts

September 02 2010 14:02 GMT

#253

I had one guy call me a faggot right before I left because I had map control with mutas and just out expanded him a ton. I then went on to explain how he could have won the game and where his timing push windows were. Since then I've kind of helped him some while he's been laddering. He was in plat at the time playing a mid level diamond(myself) lol.

ultimateq

United States114 Posts

September 02 2010 16:21 GMT

#254

I've had it happen where terran players float all of their structures and scatter around the map and extend the game for 20 minutes for no reason.

As far as chat BM, I haven't experienced that too much.

Three

Japan278 Posts

September 02 2010 16:26 GMT

#255

"gg"

mint_julep

United States254 Posts

September 03 2010 22:50 GMT

#256

Seecil: "Why does everyone mass stalker?"
Seecil: "Jesus Christ only strat everyone has. Fucking pathetic"
Seecil: ragequit

...

This is after he went one base void ray.

lol

Also he was diamond with a positive win/loss D:

moju

Ireland5 Posts

September 04 2010 08:37 GMT

#257

I got told mutas were OP, by a terran.

JuddCaster

United States45 Posts

September 07 2010 06:41 GMT

#258

The worst thing for me is when I create a game with a title like "ZvT 1v1" and some Protoss comes in, switches to Terran, and switches back to Protoss during the countdown. Or when they don't say gg after I do.

Murderotica

Vatican City State2594 Posts

September 07 2010 16:45 GMT

#259

On September 01 2010 06:20 VirtualAlex wrote:
This isn't even SC related but I was playing a fighting game on XBOX live and I beat this guy and he dropped right before he lost (as is common in XBL fighting games) then he sent me note that said

"Lol you are so noob. Learn to play instead of spam projectiles. Enjoy youtube."

It happened like weeks ago, and it still cracks me up. Wtf does that mean?

Youtube to learn how to play. Let me guess, Storm/Iceman/Megaman/Iron Man in MvC2?